Pharrell Williams at the Billionaire Boys Club Party

Posted on August 23, 2013

We’d bitch about this, but in the end, we’d be out of line. No, really.


Pharrell Wiilians attends the Billionaire Boys Club Clothing Company’s 10th Anniversary Party in Las Vegas.

This looks RIDICULOUS to us, but the event and the setting pretty much call for it, if you’ve ever seen the Billionaire Boys Club line. That’s the look. It’s so very not our look, but we weren’t invited to this party anyway and that’s probably for the best. We’re just featuring him because he’s cute.



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    • Frances R


      • The Gifted Collector

        I thought he was supposed to be such a hotshot dresser. Didn’t he guest judge on Project Runway?

    • clatie

      He’s such an eccentric dresser – somehow I think he’s kind of pulling this off.

      • Charlotte Sanders

        He is the quintessential example of what Ozwald Boateng said about American males dressing like kids. No one has a better right to say that than Boateng “they dress like kids, they need to dress like men”

    • sugarkane105

      Oh JESUS. Please cap off Sausage Friday with a better look than this. My corneas are burning.

    • stephbellard

      Like Phoebe Buffay once screamed: “MY EYES! MY EYES!”

      • sugarkane105


        • Laurieandclaire

          We saw them FORNICATING!

    • Rand Ortega

      Huck Finn cocktail attire. Gah!

    • kim bunchalastnames

      he IS cute, isn’t he? but … is he calling a waiter over? a taxi?

      • veriance

        a girl in a white plastic bikini would be my guess

    • WendyD

      I still don’t understand how he doesn’t seem to age.

      • visceral response

        Um, he’s magic?

      • Introspective

        Deal with the devil is what its called, I believe. Either way Im envious.

    • visceral response

      Almost everything Pharrell wears should come with a warning: Do not try this at home. Yes, most of his looks should and probably are ridiculous. But like you point out, he’s Pharrell, he’s so adorable and it’s usually in keeping with his style, which is oddball to begin with.

      • clatie

        So true! He and Gwen Stefani should have warning labels on their ankles that read “NOT FOR CIVILIAN USE. DEPLOY WITH EXTREME CAUTION.” and lots of scary symbols and exclamation points.

    • Nikko Viquiera

      This bitch is 40 years old. damn.

      • Rand Ortega

        & he still looks like he could be 19. That said, Hillbilly Hipster is not helping that sentiment along in any way.

      • kmk05

        Does he bathe in blood?He looks 25 at most!

      • Imasewsure

        Which is why he shouldn’t be trying to rock this look or wear this brand… just cause you can fit in to it doesn’t mean you should

        • Tom and Lorenzo

          Billionaire Boys Club is his brand – as in, he owns it and is listed as the designer.

          • Imasewsure

            OHHHHHH I get it. Still, a BBC Dad’s Club line might solve some of the “issues” here (my issues of course, not his). :)

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Yes, he is cute.

    • padma sallah

      What are those shoes? I like everything up until the shorts. It’s not great but its not bad either. On the other hand, those shoes are fug. And how does one not trip in them or have feet sliding out because the laces are undone?

    • marlie

      Honestly, if the jacket weer a teensy bit bigger, I could be ok with this, for what it is.

    • Danielle

      Scrolldown fug.

    • boweryboy

      Hillbilly country bumpkin realness circa 1992 Arrested Development. I can just hear him yelling, “Headliner, I challenge you to a game of horseshoes, a game of horseshoes!”

      • Rand Ortega

        Speech! Worked w/ them in 1992, coincidentally. 1 of the most kind, spiritual down to earth artists I’ve ever encountered. They gave away their recent CD released last year. Hope they tour soon.

        • boweryboy

          I didn’t know they were still making music. I’m so out of touch.

    • kmk05

      He is ridiculously cute. Everything above the waist is working for me. Let us not talk about the rest.

    • formerlyAnon

      He IS cute. I’ll take your word for it on the fact that this is appropriate for the venue.

    • hughman

      “This jacket’s tight and fits sucky…”

    • barbarienne

      Billionaire Boys dress in random things from dumpsters?

      I guess that’s how they save up to be billionaires.

    • Laurieandclaire

      Yikes. It looks like his top half has been photoshopped onto someone else’s bottom half. Something does not jive.

    • oatmealpie

      Looks like somebody’s a fan of “One Piece.”

    • Trisha26

      He’s got the #1 rape song on the charts along with Thicke & TI, he can wear whatever he wants. Ridiculous indeed.

      • Qitkat

        Ulp. Is that the word you really meant to use?

        • MilaXX

          There’s a line in the song that references using Molly, depending on the interpretation of the song.

          • demidaemon

            I thought that was Miley Cyrus’ song.

            • MilaXX

              sadly there are several songs out there that sing about or reference Molly. Miley’s song is one of them as well.

    • TweeAsFuck

      Bitch don’t age.

    • Kate

      I cannot believe the age of this man. He looks 21 (even without the redic outfit)

    • Griffinqueen

      You’d be out of line because it’s not cool to make fun of the insane?

    • NoveltyRocker

      I don’t like it but I get it.

    • Donna Tabor

      I hope a cabdriver finally saw him. Maybe they kept passing him up because he didn’t look as though he could pay the fare.

    • madscntst

      I’m sorry, but one simply cannot be cute in Ronald McDonald shoes.

    • d4divine

      i give it to him…he owns it, whatever he’s wearing. That being said, he looks like he was buck naked at home and a fire broke out…he had to grab and go…this is what he wound up with

    • Meg

      That angle is horrible for pictures. He looks like he has chicken legs. That said, I’d like whatever youth serum he’s using, please.

      • conniemd

        His top body looks totally out of proportion to his lower body like he has the shortest legs every. Probably the ridiculous high top shoes he’s wearing, but it looks just weird to me.

    • Eric Stott

      Would be lovely for a beach side dinner

    • Laurie Landry

      For the second time today, WTH?

    • MilaXX

      I swear he has a painting in the attic because if you google a picture of him from 20 years ago, it look exactly like this.

    • Mia Hampton

      Pharrell and Pousey from OITNB look as through they could be Bobsy Twins!

    • Florence Whytingale

      SO CUTE. When I saw him live for the first time he was wearing a t-shirt that read: ‘Are You Pharrell?!’. Fell in love instantly.

    • Kate4queen

      He certainly Got Lucky with his ageless looks :)

    • DamH


    • Bozhi

      HA HA HA, but actually I love it. I would not let my husband wear it, but it is really great.

    • LuisaNL

      wow. he looks like a hipster scarecrow. were they giving out brains at this party?

    • Contralto

      Bless his heart.

    • gioioio

      It’s time for Ranch-Hand-Hey-Hey!

    • MyBigKitty

      No my choice at all but I couldn’t say it was awful. It’s him in his element.

    • How to Faint

      What the Huck Finn shit is this? What a terrible look. On anyone. Seriously.

    • Claudia

      I can’t believe he went outside looking like this.

    • Jacob Bowen

      Either change the shoes or the shorts (I recommend the shorts) and this is fine. Otherwise it looks like my dad trying to be “hip”, as he would say.

    • veleri

      this man turned 40 this year. F O U R T Y.

      hard to believe. love the look on him. love him.

    • suzinrva

      I love that he sticks to his Virginia Beach skater / beach / hip hop roots. He is a stylin’ amalgamation of business man, musician, creative force and philanthropist. And hot. Yes, did I mention that part?

    • shelley514

      He’s such a cutey and such a sweety in person. Pharrell can do no wrong.

    • quiltrx

      He should have kept those birdie legs undercover!

    • Jacob Marek

      he is ADORKABLE!

    • sunnycalif

      nice hat. That’s all I can say