Oh God. We think we love you now more than ever, Parker Posey. And that’s saying something, because we’ve pretty much always loved you. But we have spent countless early mornings perusing the wire services for interesting or fashionable pics of celebrities, and in all the thousands and thousands and thousands of pictures we’ve seen of stars walking sidewalks, parking lots, and beaches, pretending like they don’t see the paparazzi stalking them…
Parker Posey out and about in SoHo, New York City.
… We have never seen one of them deliberately act like they’re talking to absolutely nobody on the phone just to fuck with them. That is fucking genius, girl. We’ll never be famous, and for that we’re truly grateful, but if we ever were, we’d love to have the stones to act like this in front of paps.
Then again, we suppose she had to do something to distract from those pants.
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