This may be a record for us. This is probably only the 4th or 5th time they’ve appeared on the site and we’re already disgusted by their lack of style.
Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, and Harry Styles of “One Direction” attend the premiere of “One Direction: This Is Us” in New York City.
Disgraceful. We fear for the youth of the world. Fear and pity them. Boy banders have a long history of being wholesome and all, but this is like looking at the world’s first Amish boy band. Jesus Christ , will one of you little shits wear a goddamn COLOR every now and then? Did you all take Boy Band vows or something? Are you underwritten by the British Black Pants Association?
They are – almost literally – just a collection of haircuts. It’s like everything below their hair is meant to be as unobtrusive and unnoticeable as possible.
On the other hand, the (clearly) rigidly enforced dress code imposed on them means there’s a pretty good chance several of them will eventually snap and do something hilariously stupid on the style front. Keep your fingers crossed on that one. We’re hoping for a facial tattoo or something semi-permanent like that.
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