One Direction at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards

Posted on August 12, 2013

SHRIIIIIIEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just trying to set the tone.

 

Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan and Harry Styles of One Direction attend the 2013 Teen Choice Awards, held at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California.

We’re just gonna say it: Harry’s the only one with any style, pun completely unintended. The rest of them couldn’t look any more generic than they do. There are at least two white t shirts too many in this group, for instance. Which is fine, because generic good looks and non-threatening styles are pretty much what boy bands are made out of and always have been. But Harry’s clearly making the Timberlake play and shooting for something beyond his teen years. Not that we think he’s wearing anything particularly notable here, but when you put him up against his band mates, he stands out as the one with a modicum of flair to him.

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com]

    • Sobaika

      If I were 15 years younger, I’d be squeeing over the terrible one in the middle with the terrible tattoos, terrible denim jacket, and terrible light wash jeggings.

      Age has its benefits.

      • marasok

        I am at least five years to old to be squeeing about him but I actually do it on a daily basis. Oh Zayn.

        • Tafadhali

          Like, I could not care less about this band, but Zayn Malik has a perfect face. I don’t even think I’m attracted to him; I am just helpless to deny the perfect symmetry of his features.

          • fursa_saida

            I feel the same way, which is why my biggest reaction to this picture was “ZAYN WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? Your proportions!! You’re RUINING THEM!” After that I managed an eyeroll for Harry’s open shirt.

            I came to love Zayn a lot more for doing drag in their video, and for never treating it like a joke in the sense of “dur hur hur I’m a dude in a dress.” His manner of joking about it was more to be like “I am the hottest girl, bro.” Lots of points from me.

            • Tafadhali

              Oh my GOD, I am obsessed with that music video, and it is 90% because of how it’s just straight up, “Yeah, Zayn makes a hot chick, no joke.”

            • fursa_saida

              I was doing SO WELL at avoiding any thoughts or feelings about One Direction except for “well they seem to be everywhere and I don’t understand why everyone thinks Harry Styles is hot” until that video. THAT VIDEO RUINED MY IMPARTIALITY. Still don’t get why everyone’s in a tizzy over Harry (except I guess that he’s so hugely homosocial and tumblr…is tumblr?), but yup. That video screwed me.

            • Tafadhali

              Well, the song was still a literal nothing in my ears and now, a couple weeks out, I’m not even sure there was a song, so I’m not too worried about falling head-first into the fandom. But I really, really like goofy, dress-up-y music videos, and not-a-joke drag, and hilarious American accents, so…

              I do not get Harry Styles either except that I kind of like his face because something about it and his hair makes me think of a plain but very plucky 1920s lesbian who would go around on a bicycle, falling into duck ponds, and knicking bobbies’ helmets with Bertie Wooster.

              Yeah, I don’t know, either.

            • fursa_saida

              I’m so glad we’re friends, brosephina.

        • Cz

          What is a Zayn?

      • Alanna

        I teach high school. Oh, yeah, my 9th grade girls are ALL OVER this group.

        (But why do these guys have dead eyes? Poor dears.)

        • korilian

          They’re in a boyband. Do you really need to ask that question? XD

        • CPK1

          they need to learn to smize

      • Ginny Ellsworth

        He looks like he is perfecting his “smoulder” like the hero in Tangled. ;-)

      • Danielle

        I almost wrote this exact same post.

        • VioletFlame

          Ditto! Flynn Ryder smoulder-er lookalike!

      • stephbellard

        Remember that age when we all thought Jodan Catalano was the dreamiest? “Oh he’s so miserable, he must be perfect!” Glad I grew the fuck outta that.

        • Squareface

          I married someone like that! They usually don’t grow out of the angst. Its called depression. Thanks 90s.

      • Heather

        I’m so much older than these boys that I can’t even decide which one I’d like if I were currently 15.

        • insertcleverbit

          Hahahahaha, I feel this same way. I couldn’t tell you who was who.

      • Aldona Dye

        SERIOUSLY terrible tattoos!

      • Emily

        Me. Effing. Too.

        And yes, yes it does.

        Someone tell Harry that he needs to button at least one more button. Far too much little boy chest showing.

    • Karen Belgrad

      What’s with the far left and third guy in the shortie jackets? All I get from these guys is a faint whiff of “Eau De Douche”

      • marlie

        Faint? They reek of it.

        • Karen Belgrad

          I was judging them against the Justins (Bieber, Timberlake, Theroux) and decided they had sprayed the douche mist, but hadn’t yet fully bathed in it :)

          • marlie

            I’m with you on Bieber (he’s the poster child for “eau de douche”) and Theroux, but for some reason, Timberlake has won me over.

            • Karen Belgrad

              I’m won over on his acting talent, although still not a big fan of his music. It’s mostly his wardrobe that grinds my gears…

    • savicevic

      No thanks. The unbuttoned shirt, ugly hat, and uglier tattoos just scream douchey to me.

      • jeneria

        Yeah, I’m getting a definite John Mayer vibe off him. ::shudder::

        • eowyn_of_rohan

          I’m getting a “deloused Pete Doherty” vibe.

          • jeneria

            I haven’t listened to 1D so I’m saying this rather blindly, but for all of Doherty’s problems, at least the man is talented. I have a hard time believing that these kids offer up anything than Jonas brother bland looks and 98 Degree forget-ability.

        • j_anson

          Ugh, John Mayer. ::shudders with you::

      • Lucía Gavello

        Thank you! He looks impossibly stupid.

      • DamH

        Ellen Degeneres’s outfit.

    • Alexandra Pimenta

      So funny you said that you said that, as when I looked at the pics, my eyes kept me drawing to Harry. He almost looks like he’s a solo artist who’s taking pics with a quartet boy band.

      • Golfkat

        It’s pretty obvious that he dressed himself more or less, while the other guys’ outfits were picked for them. His outfit has way more personality. It’s much more interesting.

      • AnaRoW

        I’m assuming Harry’s the one in the hat? Normally I’d know this sort of thing but after suffering through the still inexplicable (to me) NKOTB craze, I’ve avoided boy bands as much as possible.

      • stephbellard

        Ten years from now that may be true. Beyonce always stood out in Destiny’s Child too…

    • VioletFem

      Well I can’t hate. They are not my cup of tea, but when I was in my tweens I was crazy about Backstreet Boys. Every generation has it’s boyband, and at least they seem less annoying (and douchey) than Bieber. Overall, I agree with the assessment. Harry clearly is the most stylish in this group, although I thought Louis’ outfit was also pretty fetching.

      • Monzerrat Ontiveros

        I’m still crazy about BSB, does that make me inmature?

        • RebeccaKW

          Come sit by my, let’s listen to their CD’s and argue over which one is cuter.

          • Monzerrat Ontiveros

            KTBSPA

        • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

          Not. At. All.

          I’m still wild for my Boys.

      • Ms_Flyover

        Bay City Rollers, anyone?

        • formerlyAnon

          Damn, hadn’t thought of ‘em in years!

      • Heather

        Duran Duran for me.

        • VioletFem

          Oh I love some of their songs! Their peak was before my time, but they definitely produced some classics.

        • Erika Schultze

          They were my group for sure. (John!! Eeee!)

          • Heather

            I was also hot for John, but my friend had already claimed him, so I had to like Simon … amusingly, Simon has aged MUCH better!

        • ankali

          Wait, were they considered a boy band? I thought they were New (-ish) Wave (-ish)! You are blowing my mind here.

          • Heather

            Not a boy band per se (ie, they weren’t compiled by a producer and they weren’t in their teens), but they were awful pretty and had a fan base comprised heavily of teenaged girls.

            I had a Duran Duran purse. Wish I still had it!

        • quiltrx

          Hell, I saw them a few years ago in concert and they all STILL look incredible. Were it age-appropriate at 40 plus, I might *still* have pics of them on my walls! :)

      • ankali

        I was going to say that I find these photos hilarious, and that they look like a parody of a boy band. But then I started thinking back to Menudo, New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys, & NSync, and I kind of realized that they all look like parodies.

        • Heather

          Boy bands are like parodies of real bands.

          • VioletFem

            You mean like the Beatles? : )
            Granted, most of the boy bands that have followed the Beatles have never reached the musical accomplishments that the Beatles.

            • ankali

              I think we can safely say that the Beatles are the gold standard real band that’s been parodied by all boy bands since, starting with the Monkees.

    • kayleymaybe

      Looking at this and realizing that these boys are popular makes me feel old. Is this how my mother felt when she looked at pictures of New Kids on the Block when I was young?

      • MartyBellerMask

        *sigh* JOEY…..

    • KayEmWhy

      Sorry they look like squeaky clean boys in “born to be bad” outfits, doesn’t work, too forced.

      • iheartbuffy

        I think not working is the tip of the iceberg. I’d venture to say SCARY.

        • KayEmWhy

          You got that right!

      • marlie

        “We’re edgy bad boys! Really we are!”

        • KayEmWhy

          LOL!

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      Not getting it with Harry…if by most stylish you mean most douchey, then I agree. Unbuttoned shirt, visible crotch zipper, nope,not getting it.

      • RebeccaKW

        I don’t know which is which and looking at them, I can’t figure out which one is supposed to be the stylish one.

        • insertcleverbit

          Haha I had this same thought. I had to read through all the comments before I knew which one Harry was.

    • HobbitGirl

      I don’t get it. I think I’m about 30 years too old for this. And I’m 30.

    • SannyDee

      Duran Duran 5.0

      • formerlyAnon

        Sorta kinda, yes. Though I tend to think Duran Duran’s music was a tad less generic pop.

        • Heather

          I still listen to their music, and I still think it’s kinda good.

        • Erika Schultze

          Simon’s lyrics were bizarre at best but it took years for me to actually appreciate the music. Andy and John could PLAY. In fact, I feel somewhat vindicated that John’s gotten recognition for his bass playing over the years. Considering his influences were Chic and Roxy Music I like to think he got a good base.

          Plus, just listen to the bass on ‘Rio.’ It’s pretty impressive.

          [/Duran Duran fangurl]

    • Emily Giovanni

      Uggg. By “Harry,” do you mean Number 5?

      • Emily Giovanni

        They are all terrible, but Number 2 has a nice jacket.

    • dncnginthedark

      The 2nd one from the left looks marginally less terrible than the rest. But they all look like complete tools.

      • marlie

        That’ pretty much the best thing I can come up with, too.

    • BitterOldQueen

      Really? We’re praising the one in grandma’s gardening hat, shirt opened to display various lapses in judgment, and jeans so tight they won’t zip? (I mean, seriously boys: When MY jeans won’t zip I don’t hear anyone telling ME I’m showing a modicum of anything other than last night’s cheesecake.) Standards, my pretties.

      • RedRaven617

        You have stated it perfectly. I just see 5 little wanna-be punks.

    • Emily Smith

      Oh man this wasn’t just a whiff of douche this was like I just ran over a skunk and now my car will smell like this for the next week level of douche. I just can’t.

    • Daisy Walker

      Also two popped collars too many. Does that stylist usually dress mannequins?

      • IMNAngryLiberal

        Never underestimate the power of a popped collar. I took a freind’s daught to a Shaun Cassiday concert back in the day. He walk out onto the stage and popped the collar of his leather jacket ….. and I was almost deafened by the shrieks of an auditorium full of 9-12 year olds (and their mothers).

        • Daisy Walker

          Oh, I know they’re powerful–to both attract and repulse! And, I must admit that back in the day, I would have been shrieking for Shaun too.

        • Heather

          Shaun Cassidy was the first boy poster I had in my room. My mom made me take it down.

    • abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxqyz

      those tattoos screams “tacky” and “douchey” out loud.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Ok, I’m not gonna hate because I was in love with Debarge and Menudo, ok? Go back and google some of those images – OMG.

      • formerlyAnon

        I hated Debarge with a passion, but I have enough wtf-ery in my past enthusiasms (and fear I’ll look back on some of my current ones in the same way in 20 years), that I totally feel ya.

      • marlie

        MENUDO. Thanks for that blast from the WAY past.

      • MartyBellerMask

        El Debarge was ridiculously handsome. And he wore such bright colors.

    • HVM

      I don’t get the appeal at all. Neither does my 15 year old niece. As for the clothes, very skinny jeans with huge shoes at the end of them will never not look ridiculous to me.

    • formerlyAnon

      I find it absolutely CHARMING that you fellas think we know which one is Harry. Of course, one can infer from your comments quite easily. And not all of the Kittenry is as elderly as I.

      Honestly? I think they all do better (especially in the footwear) than most boy bands I remember.

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        LOL!! I also had no idea which one was which and which one was the supposedly more authentically styled. Ah well…

        • charlotte

          This is the first time I have ever even *looked* at those guys. I wouldn’t recognize any of them on the street.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        Picture captions! Just how DO they work, anyway?

        • formerlyAnon

          Ahh, but that would require that I READ. :-) You ask so much of one on only the third cup of coffee.

    • Dan_In_NYC

      I guess boybands have tattoos now. These are some very cute twinks, but it all looks very – I dunno – like catalog photos for the “young denim” section at Bloomingdales.

    • Bisous3

      My daughter is going to have a break down when she sees you covered 1D. She grew up watching me randomly spit liquids out onto my keyboard reading your blog. She now watches PR, and now reads TLo the next day with me. TLo… inspiring GENERATIONS of snark, since.. 2006? 2007? I forget. Anyway, they’re adorable but I can’t listen to 5 more minutes of their shit. XXOO

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        Wow. I suddenly feel a lil guilty for all of my sailor-like cussing. Sorry!!

        • Bisous3

          No worries. She drives in the car with me around South Florida with the biggest asshole drivers in the universe. She’s heard it all….

      • marlie

        The family that snarks together…

    • purpleprose78

      I have no idea which one is harry….And I’m incredibly grateful for that. I love being old.

    • Shell

      Why are they all blue steeling?

      Yeah, I’m way too old to get their appeal.

      • iheartbuffy

        These fetuses do not know what that term even means. Zoolander is way too of-an-era for these guys

        • jeneria

          Male duck face is still duck face and it’s still annoying.

    • ashtangajunkie

      I really like their song “Hangin’ Tough,” but “Please Don’t Go, Girl” is good too.

      • MartyBellerMask

        Thanks for the earworms.

    • PeggyOC

      And yet the look he’s put together suggests his career may veer more into the John Mayer Skeeve Territory than Timberlake.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      I can’t. Nay, I refuse.

    • iheartbuffy

      oh god they look like cockney soccer (*football*) hooligans in training. If I were walking down the street in London on a Friday night and saw these guys coming out of a sports bar, I’d ABSOLUTELY run the other way as fast as I possibly could. The hipster facial hair is terrifying on these dudes.

      • Kimbolina

        The facial hair is so manicured that it looks like it was “artfully applied” and not, y’know, growing out of their faces.

    • Julia

      That’s Harry Styles? I’m sorry I thought it was John Mayer.

    • StellaZafella

      Dear 1 Dimension, er Direction:

      The Beatles?
      I knew The Beatles and you, sirs, are not The Beatles.

      • Erika Schultze

        They aren’t the Monkees, either.

    • uprightcitizen

      Ack. I just turned 50 and I actually have the brown suede boots the one on the far right is wearing (or at least the Aldo equivalent). Questioning THAT choice right now. Of course, I don’t wear them with any of the things any of these guys are wearing, just slim jeans and cords … in the winter. And though I wouldn’t wear it, I would know HOW to wear that hat properly, instead of perched on the back of my head like I’m an old woman out gardening. I’d say they look douchey, too … but it all looks so carefully pre-packaged by a stylist. Shouldn’t at least one of them look super clean-cut, though? Isnt’ that a rule or something? What always cracks me up is the way these guys look like they think they invented these looks, when everything here has been done before in the 70s, 80s and 90s. Somehow Judd Nelson made this same stuff look a lot more believable. A couple of them are very pretty, but they are brooding way too hard for ones so young. It’s okay to smile, boys. The little girls will still like you.

      • Heather

        Don’t be too hard on yourself. These boys are wearing some individual items that, in and of themselves, are not horrid. Like… white t-shirts. And… belts. It’s just the fit, the way they’re put together, and the generally air of douchebaggery that produces the insanity we see before us.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Sorry, but to my aged, jaded eyes they all look like a bunch of totally untrustworthy douche canoes.

      • Ms_Flyover

        As, I’m sure, did every group we liked look to our parents. I think I got grounded for buying a Kiss album – and they had much cooler boots.

      • Jennifer L.

        Major props for the wielding of “douche canoes” in the appropriate context :)

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      God, I miss Duran Duran.

      • majorbedhead

        And The Smiths and The Cure and Roxy Music….

      • Aziza

        Well, it looks like Harry’s been perusing the video for Hungry Like The Wolf. Just wait for video to surface showing him turning over a table (repeatedly).

        • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

          Oh, well done!

    • majorbedhead

      The Douchiest Douchebags Who Ever Douched.

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros

      number 3, AKA Zayn, and his permanent blus steel. LOL

    • Nariya

      I will never be able to unsee those GQ covers.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      The douchebagness is strong in these kids.

    • MilaXX

      If only I knew which one was Harry without googling

      • sagecreek

        You took the words right out of my mouth! You can scroll back up to pic #1, if you care enough.

        • MilaXX

          Oh I missed that. I disagree, Harry looks pretty douchey, with that shirt unbuttoned liked a lounge singer and that little chicken chest peeking out.

    • Carleenml

      I just love that everyone seems to know which one Harry is. Or was it Henry. (scrolls back up to check…)

    • Rand Ortega

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They look generic & ridiculous. Especially Hipster Appleseed at the far right.

      • MrsAtaxxia

        Hipster Appleseed. Oh God, so perfect.

    • Just Me

      Wow, where are the Rolling Stones to come along and collectively kick these wannabees in the ass…this looks like a bad tribute band rip-off of a better band’s style. These guys are a boy band…get with the program and groom like it for goodness sake! Just sayin’

    • Qitkat

      But what if they turn out to be as talented as the Beatles?
      Anyhow, the Beatles got plenty of *treatment* back in the day, 1960s version.
      I was there. I had the posters. And the fan mags. And the movie ticket stubs. And the albums, in original mono.
      I am not ashamed.
      The internet would have tried to chew them up and spit them out too, and thought they were “flavor of the day.”
      /Shrug/ So I’m not going to mock these guys. And I don’t have a clue about their talent or music.

      • snarkykitten

        I remember being told that the Beatles WERE the flavor of the day & weren’t expected to have the lasting power they did

    • Bethany Roullett

      I just scrolled right by all the photos just for the comments. And then I had to scroll back up to figure out which on Harry is.

      • Jaeda Laurez

        Same here lol.

    • stubbornthoughts

      I irrationally love these guys, but BAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg they are all so ridiculous.

      Is it just me, or does it seem like Zayn has an earpiece in which someone is giving him face suggestions like, “Squint. A little more. Now look like you aren’t sure about stuff. And now you have to pee, but you’re worried you might not get your pants back up. Squint again. Gooood.”

    • PastryGoddess

      Those jeans are might skinty

    • conniemd

      Niall, the one with the blonde frosted hair looks just like a young Ellen DeGeneris to me.

    • j_anson

      Wait, are your readers mostly 13?

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        We are lucky enough to have a rather broad demographic in our readership and yes, a significant percentage of them are young girls and young women.

        • j_anson

          Ah, that explains all the shrieking in the comments. :)

          • formerlyAnon

            We are not reading the same comments? [Though I do have documented reading issues today. Heh.] I thought, so far, the snark is outweighing the enthusiasm by far.

            • j_anson

              Indeed, my comment was meant ironically as well. I was just amused at the “SHRIIIIEEEEEKKKK” that opened the blog post, because it seemed very different from the reception the post actually go here. :)

            • formerlyAnon

              Aaaaand my reading issues continue! Ah well. Better check my actual work (unbelievably, I do squeeze some in between visits to this blog) more thoroughly than usual today . . .

          • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

            No, it doesn’t explain anything about the comments because our monthly readership is in the millions and the number of those who comment in our comments section is less than a single digit percentage of that.

            You’re being kind of obnoxious about it, frankly. There are people other than people like you reading this site.

            • j_anson

              Argh. Well, if a mildly snarky comment on a fashion blog known for its snarkiness is the most obnoxious thing I do today, I can live with that.

      • marlie

        Honestly, there’s a little of something for just about everyone on this blog. That’s one of the reasons why I love it.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      So much artfully distressed denim and scuffed shoes. So boring.
      From them to Big Time Rush, my child LOVES them and if you scrambled them up, I couldn’t tell you who is in what. At least this Harry tried to distinguish himself.

    • save_the_hobbit

      I don’t even want to look at them right now. They have an anti-bullying campaign, yet they sit there right now knowing that last night thousands of their fans were tweeting Carlos Pena Jr (from Big Time Rush) to kill himself, calling him a dirty mexican, etc all because he was upset they lost at the TCAs. They themselves are a bunch of bullies, and they’re just encouraging their teenage fans to do the same. I can only pray their 15 minutes of fame are up by next year.

      • snarkykitten

        wow, that’s utterly disgusting.

        but can you blame them for their stupid fans?

    • Glam Dixie

      When I scrolled through these pictures, I immediately thought the one on the right looked the most ridiculous. The grandma hat and the fact that he has too many buttons undone showing ugly tats was the icing on the cake.

    • Chuck Barthelme

      None of them actually looks like they belong in what they’re wearing. Way to forced. All this to say they just look like a bunch of douchey boy banders. I just don’t get it.

    • Zorkness

      Harry/Huck Finn kinda looks like a young 2nd rate Mick Jagger.

    • SouthernGirlRena

      They are all amusing but the one in the middle is HILARIOUS. Is he actually doing duck face? They look like they work SO HARD for the I-just-found-this-on-the-floor-this-morning look. I was much more discerning in my teenage crushes. Andy Gibb and Leif Garrett and Shaun Cassidy.

    • Kathy

      Chloe Sevigny, is that you standing next to Styles?

    • kimmeister

      Them’s some skinny jeans!

    • snarkykitten

      No idea who any of these people are, but the blonde one looks like Ellen Degeneres

    • Cz

      One Douchiness.

      I kid. They look like babies trying to be badass, which is reminiscent of the same effort that every boy band has ever made. (Remember when New Kids on the Block rebranded to NKOTB?)

    • e jerry powell

      Who?

    • mhlmh

      which one is Harry?

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      I am officially too old for this shit.

    • http://twitter.com/aynaborrell Anastasia

      If Harry grew a moustache and pulled his hair back, he’d be the John Galliano of this picture, while the other 4 could double as underpaid, post-Dior models.

    • yellowhannah33

      I remember when they were on the XFactor over here and the twitter hashtag that trended was #wanderection … those were the days.

    • Anniebet

      I can’t even conjure up one iota of interest in this latest girl magnet boy band. They come, they go (thank the gods).

    • MartyBellerMask

      I know nothing about their personalities or personas, but based on this picture, I’ll take #2.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Harry looks like the drummer from Crowded House. Paul Whatshisname. The one who killed himself.

    • Erika Schultze

      God.

      Now I know what my parents were thinking when I’d squee over Duran Duran. (John is still beautiful. Shut up.)

      I don’t think I’ve ever felt older or more crotchety than looking at this collection of douches.

      • librarygrrl64

        LOL! You and me both.

    • Pterodactyl111

      Blue steel for miles.

    • Mlzx

      These boys are blue steeling so hard. The only one that looks like he has any shred of self awareness left in him is Blondie. And Mr. Sport Coat with Pocket Square is showing some style promise, even if his proportions are a little funny.

      In other news, do these boys have names? Or is it just Harry Styles and the Zoolanders? Harry Styles and the Boys Who Can’t Dress Good? What is that, A JEAN JACKET FOR ANTS? The jacket has to be at least… three times bigger than this!

    • Imasewsure

      I think these guys need to ALWAYS travel in a pack like this because it is absolutely hilarious and I love it. HILARIOUS

    • SewingSiren

      Each and everyone styled to within an inch of its life.

    • DCSheehan

      This propensity to wear clothes that are too small or too tight will give this decade it’s ‘what we’re we thinking’ moments. So there’s that.

    • julnyes

      I’m assuming Harry is the one with the hat? Since he did jump out at me for looking different from the others.

      The first guy is wearing too many layers and I hate scrunched up leather sleeves. The one in the middle is doing a hilarious BLUE STEEL.

    • Aidan B

      How many awful tattoos do these kids have between them??
      Other than that, my only comment is that Harry’s trying a little too hard to follow in Johnny Depp’s windchimey footsteps.

    • quiltrx

      I feel like each one stole his clothes from some other douche who wasn’t the correct size.