Miley Cyrus in Saint Laurent at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards

Posted on August 12, 2013

Miley Cyrus attends the 2013 Teen Choice Awards, held at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California in head-to-toe Saint Laurent.

Saint Laurent Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Anmari Botha (IMG)

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PRPhotos.com, style.com]

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  • Catiline

    Of course.

    • NinjaCate

      She really is the new Lea Michele in that respect isn’t she?

    • kathrineb

      LOL. 109 people (including me) “Of course” was the first thought.

  • formerlyAnon

    Representing for all the teen girls whose parents said “No way you’re wearing that out of this house, even if it IS Halloween/That Big Concert/Some Other Excuse You Thought Might Work!”

    Doesn’t do anything for *her,* either.

  • HVM

    Of course.

  • Jessica Freeman

    No. the outfit is bad enough, but the white shoes make zero sense. done with her.

    • Barbara Thomas

      She was wearing those shoes at some other appearances. Maybe she only packed one pair? Now off to ponder what I’m not doing with my life that I have time to notice that she wore the same shoes twice. :(

  • Daisy Walker

    White shoes are the cherry on top (bottom?) of that shit sundae of an “outfit”.

    • mlle

      If the outfit is a sundae, they’re the rancid whipped cream.

  • guyfromhoboken

    and her transition into Brigitte Nielsen is done.

    • DebbieLovesShoes

      hahaha. great comment

  • Kimbolina

    Is Miley Cyrus the new queen of the “Of course”? I think so.

  • Jennica Brocious

    Reminds me of how the hookers dress in pretty woman, way to keep it classy….oh wait I forgot she’s chosen to dress like this with her new image of being ” mature”

  • mhleta

    Nope. I don’t care how much it costs, this is just nasty.

    • Clueless_Jock

      Yes, it’s a bit trashy for St. Laurent.

      • Beardslee

        Yep, it’s a long way down from Le Smoking.

      • Aurumgirl

        Seems to be the way the label’s going, these days. Sigh.

        • ankali

          Unfortunately so. I would never have thought that I could go from loving to loathing a label this fast, but the last 2 collections have been just pretentious trash.

    • tereliz

      YSL wept in his grave when Slimane sent that schlock down the runway.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Super shiny face, Baby Dominatrix outfit, fucking white pumps and her tongue hanging out. This is the Miley’s very own special Of Course.

  • KingCrazy

    I’m not sure whose dress this is, but it’s definitely NOT hers.

    • marlie

      This dress isn’t anyone’s. It needs to be set on fire.

    • 3boysful

      Rihanna’s.

    • demidaemon

      It’s a hooker’s.

  • leahpapa

    Tsk for wearing it; bigger tsk at Saint Laurent for designing it. I hated that whole collection.

  • GoryDetails

    Project Runway “belts” challenge?

    [I actually think she looks pretty cute in this outfit, but it seems more suited for a Teen Leather convention.]

  • cmb123

    are those the same white shoes she wore with the red/black leather dress at the Paranoia premiere? they didn’t work then and they don’t work now. Back away from the white pumps Miley.

  • Inspector_Gidget

    Waitress at an S&M burger joint?

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    I guess I’m ok with Miley being Miley. Just hate the white pumps.

  • thecitysleeps

    This does not work especially with those shoes. I do love her attitude though.

  • Adrianna Grężak

    Trying. Too. Hard.

  • hmariec19

    Hey! You damn kids! Get off my internet!

  • kim bunchalastnames

    if you’re going to wear a “look at my goods!” outfit like this, why would you want your feet to compete for attention? i don’t mind the occasional embrace-your-inner-slut, in the right time and place (which this totally is), but, honey, your shoes are SCREAMING at me.

  • Diego!

    OMG! Those bride shoes… again??? I like the outfit on her, it’s slutty, but it’s her new moto, right? But when I see her shoes,ugh…

  • Judy_J

    Quoting Michael Kors…”slutty, slutty, slutty.” And the white pumps add the perfect WTF touch.

  • A Shiny O’Connor

    This could be re-titled ‘Of Course in Of Course at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards’.

    • kimmeister

      I can’t see “of course” in rapid succession without thinking of Mr. Ed.

    • ankali

      Love your avatar! Jean Patchett forever!

  • Maika

    Well she still looks better than Naya Rivera. She really needs to do something about the constant oil shine tho. I have that problem too.

  • snarkykitten

    Sid Vicious just did a barrel roll in his grave

  • Tatiana Luján

    Too much is too much.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    She looks like a cocktail waitress at a particularly trashy casino. There is just way too much LOOK AT ME NO DON’T I HATE YOU LOOK AT ME PLEASE EXCEPT I AM UNHAPPY SO LEAVE ME ALONE BUT WAIT I DON’T EXIST UNLESS PEOPLE ARE LOOKING.

  • TSkot

    skanky

  • http://www.jaimieteekell.com/ Jaimie

    It’s her party she can wear what she wants.

  • marlie

    I know this is her “thing,” but this particular look is exceedingly tacky and trashy. And WTF with the shoes?

    • charlotte

      It is Miley’s own fault that “vulgar” is the most appropriate adjective to describe her.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Hells to the no!

  • gabbilevy

    It’s not clothes, it’s a costume.

  • MoHub

    S&M wear.

  • MilaXX

    UGH! Can someone please burn Miley’s white pumps? They are a terrible choice with this loo. Also the red Lee’s press on nail take this straight to hookerville. Lose the nails and swap the white pumps for a pair of high top Doc Martens.

    • mjude

      the shoes hurt my feelings. agree a pair of docs!

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      I have a fabulous pair of cherry red Doc boots that would look faboo with this outfit.

      • mjude

        very good!

  • Nariya

    I’m ok with it being a costume, but this an UGLY costume.

  • PastryGoddess

    oh to be 20 again

  • bertkeeter

    Not sure what is the piggest sin here…the clothes or that they are under the name of St Laurent?

    • schadenfreudelicious

      Yves must be rolling in his grave…

  • Trisha26

    I went from “Miley who?” to “Oh, cute short hair & attitude” to now – “Good lord what is she thinking?”

  • dncnginthedark

    I understand that she wanted to change it up from the runway look. But the white platform pumps don’t go with the skirt/sheer blouse/leather bikini.
    I think I would’ve liked the skirt with a blouse that isn’t see-through and regular pumps without a platform.

  • Getoverit

    She didn’t annoy me so much until she started doing that tongue thing. WHY?

  • stu844

    of course

  • RedRaven617

    I think she is such a beautiful young woman. I love her hair and make-up, but it makes me so sad to see her in hooker clothing. I’m just say….

  • Candigirl1968

    It’s interesting that Miley can find so many outrageously expensive versions of Merry-Go-Round outfits from 1983. It’s a gift, or a curse, take your pick.

    • OrigamiRose

      Ack, Merry-Go-Round! I’d blocked that godforsaken place from my memory!!

  • MzzPants

    Good Lord, I sure hope a stylist isn’t responsible for this.

  • appliquer

    What is weird to me about Miley, is that she wears all these attention-seeking hooker clothes, yet combines that with what I see as 50-something trophy-wife nails and jewelry. And the nude lip just doesn’t work with her hair and skin color.

  • bhl_1123

    She looks like she is middle-aged and trying too hard. Not that being middle aged is a bad thing, but sheeesh, she is only twenty!

    • Constant Reader

      Yeah, i don’t get it. She should be 30 years away from embracing the Blanche Devereaux Goes To The Rusty Anchor On Two-Fer Night look. Why rush it?

  • JauntyJohn

    can something be too trashy and too fussy at the same time? ‘cuz that’s the vibe I get from this.

  • NMMagpie

    Yeah yeah yeah… we get it already… you are now a “bad girl” wearing all those tired never-really-fresh-or-new “bad girl” clothes. Or “edgy” or “tuff” or whatever social media applicable word is for these things currently.

    Put on some baggy jeans you wore yesterday, and old t-shirt and some comfy shoes, like the rest of us do.

  • Just Me

    On the scale of Miley What The Fuckery…closes the browser and moves on.

  • nannypoo

    The only thing worse than a whore is a loudmouthed, annoying whore.

  • Fanny_Trollope

    Giant white shoes will never be my friends.

  • poggi

    I now owe Hailee, Lily, Chloe, and every other Teen Choice attendee an apology for even the remotest criticism of their outfits because at least they weren’t this. Sorry all.

  • AmeliaEve

    The white shoes are totally the punchline to the whole outfit. Hah-hah, not actually a total skank. J/K everybody!

  • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

    THIS is an outfit that needs boots! Oh, she looks so strippertastic it’s a crying shame.

  • hellkell

    Of course.

  • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    For God’s sake, Miley.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Well, she’s getting a lot of mileage out of those shoes.

    Back in the early 70′s, I was active in the Women’s movement and worked on “Cleveland’s only women’s newspaper.” At some point we decided that we needed a word for “balls” as in “that took balls”, but women don’t have balls so after much discussion we came up with “tits”. We figured that tits, like balls, were external tender things that must be protected and so putting them on the line took courage. And this is why I like Miley. I don’t know her music or anything about her, but she has tits.

    • Therese Bohn

      I like your expression! Finally a female counterpart to “That takes balls!”. And yeah, it takes tits to wear an outfit like this, but it’s still awful!

      This is as far from Annette Funicello as any Disney Princess can get! And I wish the girl would please close her mouth.

  • http://twitter.com/aynaborrell Anastasia

    “I’m a dominatrix-50shadesofNashville-TwerkQueen-BeltRack-DisneyLegend-MileyBird, Wholesome American girl, DUH.”

  • ashtangajunkie

    This needs a belt.

    • JDreesen

      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. perfection.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    I’m giving her the Over Exposed of the Year award, in both senses of the word.

  • kmc1138

    Here in Ohio we have a saying about women who wear white pumps. I’m not going to type it because I’m trying really hard to respect this youngun’. But I am curious as to whether or not it’s just a regional faux pas…

    And hey – at least she doesn’t dress like Mrs. Roper anymore.

    • Tracy_Flick

      You must tell us the saying!

      • kmc1138

        Well, it proposes that the whiteness of the pumps is inversely proportional to the price of the dinner you have to buy. And if there’s an ankle bracelet under pantyhose with white pumps, she probably into the freaky deaky. PS you have the best username EVER.

        • Tracy_Flick

          Ankle bracelet + pantyhose + white pumps + poor quality tattoo must be the jackpot.

          As for the username, I need to go find a pic to go with it, I’ve been meaning to do that.

  • SignLadyB

    I guess of these 4 teen choice award red carpets (and please don’t dock me for spelling or confusion–none of these are really in my demographic) I’d put Kerry in Miley’s mostly ‘cuz it’s the most age appropriate–not that it is really all that appropriate for anyone, Miley in the butt tongue dress (mostly because it’s probably the most Miley-ish), Hailee in what she has on, and the girl in the butt tongue in Kerry’s

  • http://twitter.com/aynaborrell Anastasia

    I’m going to assume she needed the sheer top to “just breathe” in light of the chastity belt/rack holding her together.

  • Nicola Anna Molly Page

    Miley dear, just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

    I’m not even 30 and I’m tutting like an Irish grandmother.

  • E. D.

    No. And what’s the deal with the shoes – did she think that white shoes make it more trashy or less trashy?

    • formerlyAnon

      Honest to god, I do think the white shoes make it . . . more tacky and less trashy.

  • Sonja Brisson

    Ugh. My eyes! Why, why, why, cheap hooker clothes when you can wear or buy anything on this planet? Plus the heinous white shoes. Just no.

  • Tracy_Flick

    Picking up where Taylor Momsen left off….

  • VioletFlame

    Scary Spice wannabe.

  • Courtney Cne’

    These photos call to mind the lyrics of Reba McEntire, “I might have been born just plain white trash, but Fancy was my name.”

  • Celeste

    Sweet. Baby. Jeezus.

  • Warrior89

    You know, I usually kinda like Miley. But somehow this outfit is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

  • TigerLaverada

    Skankalicious.

  • Anniebet

    So fricking annoying. In so many ways.

  • bassfemme

    Pic #8: Yea, I’m still engaged, HATERS!!

  • JDreesen

    please, for the love of all that is holy (holey?) tell me there are ZERO photos out there of her sitting down that night.

  • Louise Bryan

    I’m getting mighty tired of these over-the-top slutty get-ups, and Miley is the guilty party more often than not.

  • BP180

    I kind of love it. It’s perfect for her.

  • Fred Vaughn

    I think this works in some odd way…

  • Laurie Landry

    Skank! A fashion icon she ain’t. That’s all I got.

  • myristica_fragrans

    i’m surprised she wasn’t twerking down the carpet.

  • Imasewsure

    I’m really done with this girl… too much and none of it seems legit… I don’t hate these shoes though and that is a first

  • MemHey

    She wins: we are talking about her.

  • Sadie Downey

    To quote RuPaul, “White pumps are the sign of a true hooker. And I love you for that.”

  • kmk05

    Nooooo why did you ditch the combat boots, Miley? Can I have them instead?

  • Tamara Hogan

    White shoes with this ensemble? NO.

  • Constant Reader

    I take back my previous unwillingness to quibble over details when she looked fairly good in the last outfit because anyone who can turn around and wear something so trashy and ugly and totally inappropriate for a “Teen Choice” venue clearly needs to hear all the quibbling that’s coming to her.

    • mhleta

      I have to wonder what all the parents who supported their kids’ worshipping of Hannah Montana by shelling out $600 per ticket for her concerts are thinking. Are they down with this Disney Princess and her bratty behavior still?

  • Town

    White shoes? Naw!

    I actually don’t mind the skanky outfits on Miley. Somehow it fits for her, IMO. She’s not a pretty pretty princess. She’s actually very peculiar looking and I don’t think pretty pretty princess outfits work for her. Wild & wacky does (for me) because she’s wild and wacky.

  • Inês Martins

    What is wrong with her? looks old, cheap, slutty…. horrible! (I’m usually nice….)

  • librarygrrl64

    Of course.

  • Beverly Kozma

    I think she’s just having fun yanking everyone’s chains. This makes me laugh. I think I like her.

  • JeanProuvaire

    She looks like Gary Busey in that picture where she’s making a face and pointing at the surfboard.

  • quiltrx

    The rest is hiddy and/or dirty whore…but add a few more belts to the bottom and the late80s/early90s girl in me can live with the skirt!

  • guest2visits

    Now this is how I always see her. Perfectly tacky.

  • Crystal

    Oh honey.

  • demidaemon

    Looks like a BDSM hooker wandered into this event. Oh, wait, it’s just MIley having a whore day.