Madonna Opens Hard Candy Fitness Club in Rome

Posted on August 22, 2013

Madonna… we don’t even know what to say anymore. Except that you’re looking more and more like a 21stC Baby Jane Hudson.

 

Madonna attends the grand opening of her new Hard Candy Fitness Club in Rome, Italy.


How on earth does this look … good to you? How do you go from being a worldwide style icon, influencing major designers for decades, to … this: crazy old lady who doesn’t own a mirror? What part of this getup is pretty? Why do you think racing gloves will make everyone forget you have the hands of a woman past 50 when in fact, all it does is highlight how you’re trying to hide your 50+ hands, which only makes you look vain and silly? Way to tell the world that 50-year-old lady hands are something to be ashamed of, girl.

Don’t even get us started on the grill. What is this, 2003? Honey, that trend ship has sailed and this is only one more thing to make you look out of touch and desperate.

And the irony of it is, physically, she looks pretty great here. She’s in fantastic shape and her facial work has settled down. There’s not a reason in the world she can’t rock chic gorgeousness a la Sharon Stone, who’s the same age as her. Piling on the gloves and the jewelry and the gimmicks in order to distract everyone from your aging only draws attention to it in a negative way. How Madge, of all people, doesn’t know this by now puzzles the hell out of us.

Also: those shoes are hideous.

 

 

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