Darlings, is there anything more life-affirming and complexion-improving than judging pretty people? We say no.
Lily Collins and Kevin Zegers attend the premiere of “The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones” in Hollywood, California. Lily Collins is wearing a Cushnie et Ochs dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps and H. Stern jewelry. Kevin Zegers is wearing Dior Homme.
SHE: Gets points for working yet another in a long line of increasingly eye-popping looks. There’s certainly nothing shy or demure about this one. It’s her big goddamn movie premiere and she’s gonna make sure all eyes are on her. We support her narcissism. Unfortunately, we can’t get behind this dress at all. It’s weirdly heavy, like upholstery fabric almost, and it looks like she put her head through an armhole. The results of her abs routine are impressive, but that’s an odd configuration of skin to show off. Hair and makeup are gorgeous as always. Score: 6/10. Most of that’s for effort. We’re not prudish about skin-baring fashion, but this is the second time we’ve disliked it when she tried it. We think it’s not her thing.
HE: Gets points for choosing a gorgeous suit and for being groomed to perfection, which is, depressingly, all too rare among his tribe. You may quibble with the facial hair here – as we do – but it’s groomed and shaped. He’s making us weep with his open jacket and hands shoved into pockets. We can’t really see how this looks on him because he seems determined to obscure it as much as possible. From what we can see, both the jacket and the pants are a little big on him. Score: 6.5/10. Try harder next time.
Combined Score: 6.25/10. Tsk. Beautiful people in expensive clothing should not be getting mediocre scores.
[Photo Credit: Emiley Schweich / PR Photos.com, Kevin Winter/Getty Images]