Lake Bell in Lyn Devon at the Chateau Marmont

Posted on August 22, 2013

Hey, it’s your night off, girl. You do whatever you want. You’re off the clock. We’ll totally keep our mouths shut about what you’re wearing out of respect for that. That’s just the kind of classy queens we are.

 

Lake Bell seen leaving Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood after attending the SAVED Wine event in a Lyn Devon top paired with a lace skirt and a gold clutch.

 

 

 

We are in physical fucking pain at the moment.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: David Tonnessen,PacificCoastNews]

  • http://CallMeJane.com/ CallMeJane

    My eyes are vomiting.

    • Jessica Freeman

      Totally stealing that. Love the BK’s and their wit.

      • Rand Ortega

        You & me both, Sister. & your thunder [ jk ; )], & whatever other riches this site regularly contributes. Thanks, BK’s & PUF’s!

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      I don’t know which is making my stomach hurt more – her outfit, or laughing from your comment. Brava!

  • Karen Belgrad

    Laundry day. Only acceptable excuse.

    • NinaBoo

      I always say there’s no excuse for going out in public in one’s jammies.

      I take it back. If this is all that’s left in one’s closet, put on the flannels and head out. I’m good.

    • anotherkate

      I often find that the only clean thing I have on laundry day is my leather crop top and my half-sheer skirt. Pretty common problem. ;)

    • Stella Zawistowski

      Even on laundry day I could never go out looking like that, because I wouldn’t own either of those pieces.

    • BP180

      Or Dengue virus outbreak. Gotta wear that mosquito netting to be safe!

    • Louise Bryan

      Costume party. Come as though you were cast on the upcoming season of American Horror Story.

  • Emily Smith

    Who is she?

    • vispreeve

      She’s a hilarious actress, actually. If you can, see “Childrens Hospital” (TV show with Megan Mullally).

      • Emily Smith

        I enjoy Megan Mullally. Does that show require having cable…

        • Sarah

          It’s on Cartoon Network, during Adult Swim, but you can watch it online.

          • Emily Smith

            Oh interesting, cartoon network. I’ll have to check that out.

    • alyce1213

      She has a just-released movie that she wrote, directed and stars in — “In a World.” It’s getting very good reviews and she’s getting tons of attention. It’s about doing voiceovers, I think.

      • roverrun

        Yes, I saw it last weekend; a really enjoyable film.

        • Tom Shea

          It’s excellent. She’s my new crush. And this outfit makes me want to dump her.

          • Spicytomato1

            She did an interview recently on Fresh Air about the movie and totally charmed me. I’ll just pretend I didn’t see this.

  • Diego!

    I’m tearing right now… This is outrageous!

  • MoHub

    It’s hard to believe that someone actually designed, made, marketed, and sold that. And worse, that someone bought it. I don’t even know where to start.

    • charlotte

      And someone wore it.

      • Imasewsure

        That’s the real problem… it’s ok to make bad purchases (“oh this would be fun and crazy”) but another thing to leave the house in it

    • Sarah

      I am starting with why the hell did you turn up the sleeves on a lined leather t-shirt? I know it’s not the worst of it, but I can GRASP that, at least. Of course, turning them down to their finished hem would not have saved this, not one bit.

  • kimmeister

    Why did she roll up her sleeves? Is that a lace skirt underneath the black miniskirt? Who would think platform taupe sandals was a good idea? The questions are endless.

    • MoHub

      And if you’re gonna cuff your sleeves, you sure as hell need to make sure the lining doesn’t show.

      • kimmeister

        That’s what made me even noticed they were cuffed.

    • Sarah

      Ha, shoulda scrolled down. I KNOW. It is annoying as hell, that rolled sleeve.

  • Chipster

    Yikes! I can’t take it all in….weird leather top, frumpy gold clutch, some kind of Frankendress skirt. It really is painful!

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. This outfit is supposed to be a joke, right? Right?

    • StellaZafella

      Hippie/Biker Chick evening wear…for the more formal kegger.

      • decormaven

        Nailed it!

  • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

    F-U-G-L-WHY????

  • Imasewsure

    On the floor, back of the closet (smells like smoke and covered in vomit) bad

  • conniemd

    I so cannot wait for the trend of lace overskirts and pants over granny pants and shorter skirts to end. Admittedly, this is about the worst possible example of the trend.

    • kimmeister

      This one appears to be a lace underskirt *shudders*

  • Jessica Freeman

    “I picked out every tacky clothing item I own and put it all on. At once.”

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    LOL! You guys are the best. Truly.

  • Lisa Hager

    I kind of dig the top (not sure why!), but that skirt is just plain wrong.

  • mmebam

    I’ll talk about it for you. It’s a hot mess.

    Is… Is that peep-toe hosiery?

  • Rand Ortega

    UGH. I’ve seen Hollywood bag ladies chicer than this.

  • Candigirl1968

    I’m confused and my eyes hurt.

  • hughman

    “Classy queens”. ROFL. Oh darlings, you are in a class by yourself.

  • In_Stitches

    She is one FIT lady and that skirt is giving her a belly. On top of that (literally), she’s wearing a malaria net. The top, I like, but I can’t imagine anything that would actually look decent with it.

  • majorbedhead

    I don’t know how many more times I can say “Ewww!” today. Is there a limit? Because I’m fast approaching it.

  • gotgreyhound

    Good God, what is that horrible fungus growing all over her legs??? Someone get this lady to a dermatologist!

  • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

    What is the blouse equivalent of stankboot? Stankpit?

  • mjude

    wtf. do.not.get.

  • JauntyJohn

    Maybe…ummm… maybe it looks better in bar light?

    • Chipster

      Yes……after last call.

  • Glam Dixie

    Can someone pass the brain bleach and a stiff wire bristle brush to scrub this image from my mind permanently, please. Please?

  • Lilyana_F

    How do you look at your legs in the mirror wearing THAT and say – yep, they look great? Or is she wearing the whole thing ironically…

  • marlie

    Total scrolldown-fug. I could get on board with the cropped leather top (no, really), if it was paired with a sleek black pencil skirt or skinny pants. Not this… this… aberration. And the shoes. And the clutch. UGH. I’m starting to get a headache…

    • Jacob Bowen

      AGREED! If the cropped top didn’t have it’s sleeves rolled up and was with a cool sleek pant or pencil skirt I would be in HEAVEN because I LOVE that color.

  • Just Me

    I have been feeling lately that my comments on this blog have veered too far into truly bitter kitten territory, (I know, I know…truly bitter kitten territory is where all the cool people hang out, but still…). So I resolved that for today, if I don’t have anything nice, constructive or otherwise useful to say about an outfit or grooming, I am going to remain blissfully silent gazing at my navel.

    I am physical fucking pain at the moment. Thanks for sharing, UnclesTLo. Thanks for sharing.

  • Kate Andrews

    I actually like the top. *hiding under desk*

    • Just Me

      The top is not bad. The color is very nice. The shape is ok…somewhat. After that….well…I have nothing nice to say.

      • marlie

        I really like the top. But the rest of the outfit… I’m going to go with what you said earlier in this post and say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”

        ….

      • sagecreek

        I don’t mind the top, except it seems a bit small on her — that’s why it’s pulling.

        • Just Me

          Agreed. I do wish it were not quite so boxy…perhaps a bit more fitted. But again, the color is very nice.

      • Kate Andrews

        Yeah, after that it all goes downhill.

  • NYCGlamourpuss

    Serving up Kennedy Square Jaw Realness!

  • Paula Pertile

    What IS that?

  • Jacquelyn

    I feel like she is going to burst into a chorus of “This is Halloween”

  • bellafigura1

    If you are at the point where you are looking in the mirror and you think a sleeve-roll will save your shit, you must start over. You must.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    Ha!

  • Kate4queen

    omagawd what is that???

  • nannypoo

    She really looks awful, top to bottom, all bad.

  • alyce1213

    Definitely a nominee for Worst of the Year.

  • crash1212

    Godawful. Top to bottom. Blech.

  • formerlyAnon

    For a split second I hallucinated that the shoe peeking out was a birkenstock. How scary is it that realizing I was mistaken was the most positive feeling I had about this?

    I hate that top. Mostly out of personal antipathy for gratuitous use of leather rather than fabric.

  • Imasewsure

    On one hand, I wish I could see the details better because this is just so awful… on the other hand (shielding face and backing away)….

  • Lily-Rygh

    ::cracking up:: I can’t. I just can’t.

  • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

    I root for Lake Bell. She could rest on her beauty, but she doesn’t. I’m giving her a break until I see more of her fashion.

  • Anniebet

    She’s an incredibly talented actress and filmmaker, but holy cats on a raft…that’s an insane getup. I’m not gonna get over the visuals of that last picture for a long time.

  • Rebecca Bledsoe

    The whole thing is so freaking ugly, but I think I’m most offended by the “free with a $30 Clinique purchase” clutch. Inexcusably bad!

  • largishbearishAtlish

    did she lose a bet?

  • MilaXX

    Why are they making these skirts? Just chop off the stupid lace and wear a regular skirt already!

  • HeatherMcIlrath

    what…

    the fuck?

  • judybrowni

    Okay, the general public is wearing those “short slip, long see-thru skirt” things they bought at Target all the hell over L.A. this summer.

    And I mean the kind of public that goes to places with a Ferris Wheel.

    There’s no hope for them, but lady stars imitating that?

    And a leather orange or whatever top with it? Plus Birkenstocks and cheap clutch?

    Nutsarooney. Most of the general public don’t make those mistakes, even.

  • Feral Fremen

    At first glance, it looks like she has super-furry-yeti legs.

  • ItsDicey

    Oh dear God in heaven, please heal my eyes.