Lady Gaga in Mila Schön in New York City

Posted on August 21, 2013

Lady Gaga’s Attention Tour 2013 continues with more public LARPing.

Lady Gaga leaves a photo shoot in New York City.

By day, she’s an internationally famous socialite and supermodel, with a taste for the high life, space-age yoga pants, gigantic synthetic wigs, and sleeping with royalty.

BUT.

Lady Gaga out and about in New York City in a leather catsuit by Mila Schön.

By night she’s a mysterious, sexy crimefighter, with a similar fondness for synthetic wigs, a tendency toward rashes and yeast infections,  and a knack for being the scourge of the underworld! Well, not “night,” exactly. It looks more like late afternoon. It’ll probably be dark soon, though.

Bet she smells like baby powder.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Spartano/MaxNY/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Timur/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

    • Karen Belgrad

      Continuing the Barbie-identifying thing from last time…
      1) Shakira Barbie
      2) Emma Peel Barbie

      • Celandine1

        For #2 it’s more like cheap knockoff Emma Peel Barbie.

        • Karen Belgrad

          No doubt. The leather outfit, while probably more expensive than my annual salary, looks as though it smells and feels like one of those purses you get from an “Ebay distributor” (aka online flea market)

          • Rand Ortega

            “STANKSUIT”.

            • ItsDicey

              Hence the scent of baby powder. Ha

          • largishbearishAtlish

            are there maybe tiny breathing air holes somewhere? pits? crotch? back side? um…nipples?

            • Rhonda Shore

              “…with a similar fondness for synthetic wigs, a tendency toward rashes and yeast infections…” ahahahahah

        • Jacqueline Wessel

          Yep, Emma Peel rocked this look.

          • alyce1213

            Emma Peel’s (Diana Rigg’s) black leather actually fit her and looked cool and edgy, not gross and fetishy.

            • eight_of_nine

              I distinctly remember watching an Avengers episode called A Touch of Brimstone where Emma Peel was all done up in leather and a corset to infiltrate this naughty underworld organization, and I wanted to be just like her. Mrs. Peel and Madonna = the biggest influences on my sexuality. I don’t care if that’s TMI because such are the powers of Emma Peel.

            • MoHub

              My second favorite episode. And Steed was beyond sexy in his Beau Brummel-ness.

            • Heather

              Awesome! I always wanted to be one of the girl dancers on Soul Train. They were hot, strong, powerful women.

            • ItsDicey

              SOOOOUUUUUUL TRAIN! Loved it.

            • MoHub

              Dame Diana owns that look.

    • Merkin

      I think she stole that wig outta Beyonce’s trash can.

      • http://anthagio.com Anthagio

        This joke needs to end. She’s had this week since before Bey cut her hair. Next.

    • steeg of their own

      That black leather catsuit reminds me of an uglier version of the uniform Scarlett Johansson wore as Black Widow in the Avengers film. ScarJo definitely wore it better, though.

    • bellafigura1

      Ugh, how can she bear that thing on her head? Also, NYC, 90 degrees and humid.

      • makeityourself

        I don’t think being comfortable has ever been a fashion priority for Gaga. And props to her for that. She looks great.

        • Bexxx

          She looks insane. It’s got damn 90 degrees out here.

        • bellafigura1

          There’s a difference between avant-garde fashion and Saran-wrapped in leather in August. Sorry, that’s just silly.

          • NYCGlamourpuss

            Agree. And I get it if it’s avant-garde fashion for an event. But to wander around in 90 heat in a leather catsuit just for shits and giggles is bananas.

    • StellaZafella

      OH………pleeze!

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      1 – Motivational speaker with an addiction to hearing herself talk; takes her own podium with her, everywhere she goes.
      2- Ode to The Casting Couch in low budget p0rn.

    • leahpapa

      The side of those white pants looks like when the tab on my daughter’s diaper has come loose, usually because she’s got a serious load in there. The black catsuit reeks, and not just of desperation: GURL, IT IS TOO HOT FOR THAT SHIT.

      • Kate Andrews

        Maybe she’s trying to make a lower weight class for wrestling. That’s the only explanation I have.

      • Introspective

        in tandem with the point about how entirely weather inappropriate her #2 get up is, i also detect a clear case of stankboot that has to be brewing about her feet…

        • Kimbolina

          With that suit, I’m pretty sure it’s stank-everything brewing…

    • hughman

      I assume that belt is like an ankle bracelet that alerts authorities whenever you eat carbs.

    • Monday1900

      Don’t you mean naugahyde catsuit?

      • StellaZafella

        You can hear her coming a block away…like a hundred pleather balloons being rubbed together. SQUEEKSQWACKSQWEEKSQWACK!!!!

    • anotherkate

      Is she secretly 3 feet tall? Is that why she insists on wearing the ugliest platform shoes? Love that first look though. Just wish the wig was better.

      • formerlyAnon

        She is only about 5′ or 5′ 1″

        • anotherkate

          Interesting. I say own the shortness, though. Those 5-inch hoof platforms don’t actually do anything to elongate her legs (unless they’re hidden beneath pants or a long skirt).

    • Lilithcat

      How on earth are those pants staying up?

      • kimmeister

        Repelling magnets under her skin?

        • makeityourself

          That reminds me of Project Runway –The Early Years when what’s-her-name had all of the magnetic fasteners on her designs. She was sweet but clueless.

          • MoHub

            Season 2. Diana Eng. Nice gal, but a fountainhead of bad science.

            As for that first outfit, I keep visualizing Gaga taking one step and having the pants drop to her ankles.

      • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

        She has her own personal anti-gravity device, which is disguised as a belt.

    • Meg0GayGuys6

      “The lotion and the powder have made a paste!”

      • Rand Ortega

        Awesome. The funniest David Schwimmer has ever been in any of his lifetimes.

        • NYCGlamourpuss

          It was just the way he sounded so freaked out yet dismayed at the same time! The only other time he was funnier than the paste pants was “(Ding!) MY FAJITAS!”

          • Rand Ortega

            LOL! It was like the scientist in him couldn’t believe the compound he had created. Love that fajitas (“We should go on a trip!”) scene, too. Schwimmer does do drunk/high/injured very well.

            • NYCGlamourpuss

              Best was when he was making a toast and spelling out L-O-V-E. “EEEEEEE….”

      • Introspective

        i used to make that same paste as a child admittedly. it was a happy pastime for young introspective.

      • mshesterp

        Thank you for making me day–just re-watched that clip and forgot how funny Schwimmer could be!

        • Meg0GayGuys6

          That was one of my favorite scenes! “You’ve got a pair of paste pants!”

    • HVM

      I pity the minion that helped her put that catsuit on.

      • formerlyAnon

        Only one? I’m going with two for tugging and one for sprinkling the powder.

    • Jecca2244

      please please go away. please….

      • Howard Sturrup

        chanting along with u with clear intention …. go away ….go away …go away… .. these days there are so many annoying celebs u have to tune out the media to avoid being irritated ….. gaga is talented but i find her contrived…. a lot of celebs these days aren’t as gifted it seems as past generations.

    • OrigamiRose

      How on earth can anyone don a leather catsuit in mid-August without passing out from the internal heat?

      • Melissa Brogan

        My thoughts exactly. I’m sweating just looking at her.

      • http://anthagio.com Anthagio

        She walks outside her apartment for a couple of minutes and then enters an air conditioned SUV.

    • Taija

      I don’t know if it’s my Orange Is the New Black obsession, but her wig is looking like she shaved Nicky Nichols for it. And that’s not a compliment.

      • Inspector_Gidget

        haha beat me by a minute! Great minds and all that.

        • Taija

          Glad I’m not the only one to see it!

    • Inspector_Gidget

      OMG she looks like Nicky from Orange is the New Black!

    • RussellH88

      I don’t like this Gaga. She usually sticks with a general style in her various incarnations, like the bubble dresses or the origami stuff when she was just starting out, and then it was a lot of black lace and red latex, this Gaga just seems sort of aimless.

      I am disappoint.

      • http://robot-heart.tumblr.com/ heartbot

        She’s trying to change her image. I think she’s realized that she’s maxed out her lifetime allotment for completely ridiculous outfits and stunts and that it’s starting to get tired, but she doesn’t know how to do any other look without lapsing entirely into boring or just plain weird.

    • amanda siegelson

      wait – was this from yesterday or today? in nyc??? an all-leather catsuit in 90+ degree (and gross) weather?
      ick.
      and the hair/whole thing – boring and ick. i’m really tired of the “lady”.

      • Tess Danesi

        Exactly, we went for a walk by the river after 5PM, I was wearing yoga capris and a tank top and almost died of heat. How she’s trotting around in that thing is mind boggling. Also grossly sweaty, I wouldn’t want to be there when she pulls that thing off.

        • Howard Sturrup

          her team must have alerted the paparazzi for a photo op ; there is no other logical reason. Sigh! these newer celebs are just trifling. Perhaps at 43 one just grows weary of celebrity culture , , was never a fan of gaga because Grace Jones is the real deal , gaga not so much.

    • Inspector_Gidget

      “Well, not “night,” exactly. It looks more like late afternoon.”

      She’s gonna marry the dusk!

    • http://melaniesuzanne.blogspot.com/ Melanie Suzanne

      You know what would make these outfits look better? GINGER HANDLER.

      • alyce1213

        I prefer the one that’s there — Hot Bald Handler.

        • Darcy H

          Hot Bald Handler is a nice touch, but I do miss me some Hot Ginger Handler.

      • formerlyAnon

        So true. *quiet sob*

    • alyce1213

      I can’t stand this shit: Beyoncé’s old hair and a disgusting, fetishy leather catsuit in August.
      Are people still interested in her?

      • http://anthagio.com Anthagio

        Yes, millions, and you as well considering you took your time to comment.

      • largishbearishAtlish

        but she has a CD TO SELL (that trumps silly things like ‘logic’ and ‘A/C’…sigh

        all we need is Reese Witherspoon in the background doing her ‘parking lot tour’…

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Spontaneous Human Combustion … she’s asking for it.

    • mjude

      how in the hell can you wear a leather body suit in the damn heat & humidity? do. not. get.

    • mlle

      Lady Gaga’s latest incarnation: human internal combustion engine!

    • Little_Olive

      Who made those pants and why aren’t they in Chloe Sevigny’s closet?

    • clatie

      God, that wig sucks.

    • Beardslee

      “Attention Tour” – perfect!!

    • MilaXX

      Like the black/white look, the cat suit is a fail. I can’t even look close enough to tell if that’s a wig or her natural hair because it’s all so frizzy.

    • bertkeeter

      Call me when she leaves town!

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

      I almost went with a yeast infection line the other day when you posted those two girls in the tiny denim shorts. I thought it was a step too far. Now I regret being too timid.

    • Danielle

      What… happened to that 25lb weight gain she was so proud of?

      • formerlyAnon

        I dunno, but if I’m any judge a personal trainer was involved. She’s not just thin again, she’s put on some muscle.

    • kimmeister

      I have wished I could pull off a black catsuit ever since Michelle Pfeiffer’s stint as Catwoman in Batman Returns. LG is making me reconsider.

    • Paigealicious

      Is she intentionally wearing clothes that are inappropriate for summer? Leather, sweaters, coats…

    • Richard Banger

      What happened to Hot Ginger Handler? I miss him….

      • TAGinMO

        Hot Mr. Clean Handler takes away most of the sting for me.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      “And this Lady Gaga moment is brought to you by the makers of Monistat”

    • formerlyAnon

      I love ‘em both. The first, perhaps a little more.

      And I understand that when everyone knows it’s a wig, making it look real is perhaps unnecessary, but I wish the hair didn’t look quite so fake/cheap. (Though I’m SURE it’s not. Cheap.)

    • Miss wks

      Huh. I thought for a moment they had let Amanda Bynes out….

    • SuziQue

      Gaga seemed to be channeling Little Edie in one part of her Applause video…I want her to walk around in a Edie-eque outfit. It really will be the best outfit for the day if she does…

    • Bexxx

      Natasha Lyonne Realness.

    • MK03

      By night she’s a crappy Julia cosplayer. Anime nerds, you know what I’m talkin’ ’bout.

    • quiltrx

      What was our old name for Hot Bald Handler? I miss Hot Ginger, but this one will definitely do. Glad to see him, anyway.
      That busted Beyonce’ wig (or should I just say Beyonce’ wig LOL) has GOT to go.
      And again I’m wondering about these heat-retaining clothes. Even if she is anemic or has a thyroid problem, I can’t imagine that leather body glove is making her comfortable.

      • Zorkness

        Sorry. Hot bald handler is no substitute for hot ginger handler.

        • formerlyAnon

          Absolutely. In no way, shape or form.

    • Random Compliments

      I hate to say it….but I kinda love this.

    • mhleta

      My guess is that there’s an air conditioner built into one shoe and a pee reservoir built into the other. I bet she ripped that thing off like last year’s prom dress the second she got off that sidewalk.

    • jmorino08

      Meh, I’m over it.

    • SewingSiren

      I wonder if I wore a bumper on my waistband if my waist would look smaller. Prolly just look like a lunatic , right?

      • conniemd

        Looked more to me like an orbit of the earth around the sun stolen from a high school science fair. That has to hands down be the most ridiculous “belt” I’ve ever seen.

    • Valdri8

      That waist thing looks like a “seal-a-meal”.

      I wonder if she was sprayed head to toe in anti-perspiration to pull off that cat suit. Holy tit-trickle, batman

    • LipstickForPigs

      Oh sad. It looks like she found an old elephant skin somewhere and smished herself in. Looks like we have a new meaning for Elephunk …

    • Florence Whytingale

      Smelling like baby powder is the least of her problems.

    • stubbornthoughts

      I’m kinda sad to say I’m over her whole schtick. It’s just not that amusing anymore. It used to be, “I wonder what she’s going to wear? Something weird and cool, and McQueeny!” But even though so much of her latest outings have featured runway type designs, I just…don’t care.

    • tonibaloney

      Black leather in August: STANKSUIT

    • Anniebet

      Ya know, she’s trying out some less demented looks, has relatively normal looking makeup (well, when she’s not going all painted up), and isn’t wearing sky high platforms that require an attendant to help her walk. She looks better than in the past I guess, but dammit, I’m so sick of this woman, and we’re only a couple of weeks into her pole dance for this new album.

    • joanna dash

      “a tendency toward rashes and yeast infections”

      Dying.

      I think she looks super hot (literally and figuratively) in the cat suit. Meow.

    • http://anthagio.com Anthagio

      What’s with the negativity?

      “Attention tour”. She’s literally outside of her own apartment meeting with fans.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        It’s called a joke.

        • Denise Plank

          And a darn funny one at that. I about laughed brown rice out my Nise at the last line.

    • LaSylphide

      I’m completely fascinated by those white pants. I mean, how do they stay up? The belt isn’t doing much to aid modesty.

      And I think that black cat suit would look better with black hair (wig, whatever): S&M Morticia.

      • somebody blonde

        I dunno, I kind of like the contrast: beachy blonde on top, dominatrix on bottom!

    • largishbearishAtlish

      I am still not sure weather to gasp or giggle… the giggle is winning….”Talc Woman” Scourge of the later afternoon, but not too late, she has to get her disco nap in you know…

    • queen b*tch

      Where is she walking from and to in that thing?!

    • MoHub

      The white pants look as if she’s doing an “after” shot for a Weight Watchers/Nutrisystem/Jenny Craig commercial where she puts on her “before” clothes to show how much weight she’s lost.

    • Darren Nesbitt

      Question: What does Gaga’s real hair look like?

    • CatherineRhodes

      August in NYC? Seriously?

    • Julia

      You know, I kind of love her changing her style every 3 seconds. I think if you have the money and people are just throwing expensive clothing at you, why not change it up? It looks like a hell of a lot of fun what she’s doing. I wish I could walk around in a black leather catsuit and a crazy wig.

      • leftcoastpickle

        Just thinking the same thing, I’d totally dress in that black get up if I were Lady Gaga! Ah, alternate universes! I just live vicariously!

    • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

      She’s looking svelte.

      I wonder if it gets exhausting, trying to grab attention at every turn.

    • wonderdivaEtsy

      I truly want those sunglasses. They are great.

    • http://robot-heart.tumblr.com/ heartbot

      I can’t unsee the scene from Friends where Ross is stuck in his leather pants. Who the hell wears a full body leather catsuit outside in August? Gross.

    • guest2visits

      I think I’m actually done with all the insane outfits, ready for the real person in real world clothes. But damn if these two aren’t a stylish & good looking kind of crazy.

    • JaCory Deon

      “Well if Beyonce isn’t going to use this wig…”

    • Ann VerWiebe

      I worry about her wearing those full, long pants with ginormous platform shoes with her sketchy hip. I still blame her surgery on the airport fall she took off of 2-foot high shoes.

    • N Liapaki

      Does anybody know what is the brand of the white pants?