Jennifer Aniston in Burberry at “We’re the Millers” Premiere

Posted on August 02, 2013

Jennifer Aniston attends the premiere of “We’re the Millers” in New York City in a Burberry dress paired with Casadei sandals.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PRPhotos.com, Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com]

    • Tatiana Luján

      The shoes are very pretty.

      • Calinda_L

        I see what you did there.

      • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

        The shoes. Yep, they work. Hoo boy.

        • NYCGlamourpuss

          Yup. Those are some darn purty shoes.

    • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.com/ Catherine

      This is one of those that falls into the category of “How Could They Not Know How Wrong This Was?” Not figure flattering, horrible length, and quite possibly the most boring color (for the summer). I mean seriously. I’m just going to assume she spilled something on her first choice and was stuck wearing this.

      • Victor Beiramar Diniz

        i’d go with the “let’s start a pregnancy rumour’ category…

        • Danielle

          I was JUST going to say something similar.

          • ConnieBV

            No way. Boobs would be bigger.

          • NYCGlamourpuss

            I know! I’m thinking, with the way that accentuates her gut, the pregnancy rumors should be starting any time now.

        • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.com/ Catherine

          Yes, that too!

        • Denise Alden

          OMG. She’s *not* pregnant? I was going to say that I don’t think I’ve liked anything this well on her in a long while, but it’s because I thought she was pregnant!

          • Darva Sutra

            Not pregnant, probably just “coke-bloat”. Satin is Satan and although I love a retro pointy boob, the seaming on this is giving her squinty-boobs. Yuck, no. Even her usual sparkly bath towel look is better than this.

            • Cheryl

              Coke or coke?

      • Dee

        I’m not convinced this isn’t a “Project Runway challenge winner” dress she was forced to wear.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Girl. What the fuck?
      No jewelry, except that tacky ring. Same ol’ hair. Horrible length with a sloppy hem. And a purposefully non flattering pull across the tummy, because of fucking course, Jen. Jesus, she irritates me.

      • mlle

        Is that her engagement ring?

        • ShaoLinKitten

          Or did she get it out of a gumball machine? That rock is so big it has cross over into parody.

          • mlle

            I’d worry that she runs all her tights on it, but she never wears them anyway, so my concern for her hosiery is mooted.

          • Lily-Rygh

            It’s about a carat shy of being a ring pop.

        • MilaXX

          yep

    • OneBonBonIsPoison

      As somebody whose public persona usually seems manicured to within an inch of its life, there’s no way she DOESN’T want us talking about her belly in this dress.

      • ShaoLinKitten

        IS she pregnant, or does she just want us to think she is?

        • MoHub

          Wondering that myself.

        • christinewithanx

          The latter. Looks like latte/pasta belly to me. Bah.

          • KateShouldBeWorking

            She looks awful full width-wise for a bump that size. I’m thinking pasta.

            • rajf

              Indeed, and who wouldn’t go into a full on pasta binge after playing a stripper at the age of 44? For most people’s metabolisms at that age it would require existing on sips of water and the occasional nibble of lettuce.

    • mlle

      The inspiration board for this look was a picture of an eggplant.

      • poggi

        Exactly! While women might to aiming for somewhat different shapes when dressing (tall, curvy, athletic, slim, strong, or hourglass…), most women are not going for eggplant shaped.

    • newleaf1

      Wow, just not flattering on her. Love those shoes, though.

    • bessann28

      The shape of that dress is really unflattering, and the color is awful. I like the shoes though.

      • Alyssa

        But it isn’t black…can we call that progress?

        • Monabel

          Yes. The color is OK, it’s the shine that makes it horrid. Not summer, though.

    • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

      Jennifer even has pretty legs and feet. I’d love to see her in something different though. This dress would be my taste if I could pull it off, but I couldn’t at all. The dress is not forgiving, even on her. What’s going on here?

    • ShaoLinKitten

      A COLOR! Too bad everything else about this dress is bad: the sad boobs, the way it makes her look like she has a gut, the amateurish hem.

      • Toncy Dunlop

        Baby bump, maybe?

        • mlle

          Or an attempt to get on tabloid covers: “Is Jen finally pregnant? DETAILS INSIDE.”

          • ShaoLinKitten

            If that is what she is doing, that is even sadder than the bust and hem on this dress. Ugh.

    • Glam Dixie

      Holy crap, that is a boatload of unflattering, shiny grey fabric and messy hair.

      • ShaoLinKitten

        Is it grey? On my monitor, it looks aubergine.

        • Glam Dixie

          I’m getting a dark grey, but it could be the lights reflecting off ALL OF THE SHINY!

          • ShaoLinKitten

            That fabric is hiddy. The shoes are grey, but they are reading lighter than the dress to me. So maybe you are right, it is grey, and due to my monitor, I mistakenly thought she was actually trying a color… the color was the only thing I liked about this dress.

        • MilaXX

          yeah like a dusty purple

      • nowlo

        Gray-purple. Grurple–the most unflattering color of all.

        • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

          I’d thought it was brown. Now I see that it’s a dark lavender. I’ve never seen a gut on her, and it shows from every angle. I wouldn’t think she’d wear this dress if she were preggers. Maybe she had a huge dinner.

    • Diego!

      Is she pregnant??? The dress is gorgeous! The shoes are so so. BUT that dress is not flattering her belly. Unless she did it on purpose! ;) She is smiling, seems very happy… maybe somoene wants to share something with the world :P

      • eowyn_of_rohan

        She’s smiling because she’s at a premiere. Yes, she didn’t flatter her belly on purpose.

    • RebeccaKW

      I can’t imagine why she wore this. The fit is so unflattering and it’s giving her a tummy. (Nothing wrong with having a tummy, but no one wants the appearance of a bigger tummy than they have). I don’t hate the color, I guess, but it’s kind of brides-maidy.

    • Anniebet

      Not her finest hour. Is she trying to fuel pregnancy rumors?

    • Jessica Freeman

      Well that dress is not going to help the bump rumors. The hem is horribly done. Take a page from Oprah girl, this is why you buy your clothes, not borrow them. (although don’t pay for clothes that look this bad)

      • filmcricket

        Right? Very few women are Oprah-rich, but besides J.K. Rowling and the Queen, I can’t think of many who’d come close other than the Friends cast. Buy your own gowns occasionally Jen, damn. I’m absolutely positive she paid for that rock, so why not a garment or two?

    • poggi

      It’s not good, but it is not a shiny colorless bath towel with strappy sandals. So Jen, good job in trying something new, but you probably need to keep trying.

    • NBG

      Ugh, typical Jen Aniston fancy beach towel, this time in satin. And girl, when even Heidi Klum would say your dress is too tight, you know you’re in trouble,

    • AwesomeMargie

      The dress that will start round 027389478937589732 of Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant?

    • desi_girl

      IDK why, but I get the feeling that she’s not into it anymore. There’s no spark in her attitude. It also translates to her outfits and the kind of movies she does, over and over again. Anyone else feel that way?

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        Then why do it?

        • desi_girl

          Well, in my mind, it goes like this:

          Director: Hey, Jennifer Aniston. We’re making a movie. Will you be in it?
          JA: Eh, I don’t feel like doing anything.
          Director: Oh, you just have to do the exact same thing that you’ve done repeatedly since Friends ended. We’ll pay you a million dollars (or whatever else she gets paid per movie).

          JA: Umm, okay. It won’t hurt to be a million dollars richer, I guess. I’ll show up.

          • alyce1213

            More than one million, more like 5. Hard to say no, no?

          • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

            There’s such a thing as enough money. At this point, it appears to be her only motivation and that’s a turn off. For me. I think she’s funny, I think she’s good at creating chemistry with a costar, but I can’t remember the last time it didn’t feel like 1990s something Jennifer. That said, I didn’t think she was Ah-MAH-zing in Friend with Money or the Good Girl, I think that type of ship has sailed for her and it’s these roles or nothing at all.

      • alyce1213

        Yes. She needs a complete reboot of her career and her look. She’s gradually wasted her career away making obvious, expected choices. If she wants to be relevant she has to take chances. (I basically like her and think she’s funny.)

        • filmcricket

          There are a few things she could do, I think. She could produce more stuff for herself. She could actively seek out interesting directors to work with in exchange for cutting her fee (Brad Pitt made a point of doing that when he was tired of playing the pretty young thing). She could look for a Janet Leigh/Drew Barrymore moment where she’s the most famous person in the cast and does something unexpected (like get killed early). She could play more bad guys – her best reviews that I’ve seen lately were from “Horrible Bosses.”

          Or she could follow her erstwhile bestie Courteney Cox and get herself another sitcom. TV is not the minor leagues anymore, she doesn’t have to feel like she’s failed if she goes back to TV. Obviously Rachel Green would haunt her for a while, but how many people watch CC on “Cougar Town” and are still thinking “Oh, it’s Monica!” this many years down the line?

          Apparently I have a lot of thoughts about this. I dunno, despite everything, I want good things for her. But time is going to run out on a lot of those options – not because of her age, but because eventually no one’s going to take the chance that she can do anything beyond what she does now.

          • EveEve

            Or, she could take that huge mountain of money she’s made over the course of her career and go do something meaningful and useful with it. It’s time Jen. Really.

      • SugarSnap108

        She definitely has that “Look at all the fucks I give” aura here.

        • alyce1213

          Yes, contractually obligated.

    • MilaXX

      The good: Great color, nice shoes.
      The bad: the hair looks like she just went through a wind tunnel, the dress looks cheap and is giving her a pouch

    • lrhoff

      This dress makes her look pregnant. It would look fabulous on Angelina Jolie. The shoes are, indeed, very pretty, though.

      • NBG

        Angie’s gonna to take her dresses TOO? Yeeesh! Although as bad is this dress is, it’s actually looking better than the LAST thing Angie took from Jen is these days.

    • nannypoo

      I hate the length even more than I hate the little pot belly.

    • alyce1213

      Jen, Jen, Jen. What am I gonna do with you?

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      Stylist: “Okay, I found a great dress!”
      Jen: “But it doesn’t pull awkwardly across my belly like this Burberry one does!”
      Stylist: “You want to look pregnant?”
      Jen: “Well, I wouldn’t be relevant anymore if nobody was discussing the state of my uterus!”
      Stylist: “But the dress sucks!”
      Jen: “I know, but I have no choice. If this movie bombs I’m going to start mailing used pregnancy tests to TMZ so people keep caring about me.”

    • Judy_J

      Spectacularly unflattering.

    • Celeste

      Seriously, Spanx. Get. Some.

    • Emily Dagger

      A t-shirt that said “Ask Me About My Womb!” would’ve been cheaper, classier, and more subtle.

    • therealkuri

      I feel this dress would be 80 to 90 percent better with a belt and hemmed just below the knee. Still not perfect, but much, much better.

    • MoHub

      Sad on so many levels.

    • julnyes

      Well… the make-up is nice and it is pleasant to see her in a color. That being said, I hate everything else going on in this picture and the movie looks dumb too.

    • TerryMH

      My guess is that she’s pregnant because Jen seems so body-obsessed, touting how she got into “stripper-shape” for the movie (she plays a stripper). I can’t come to any conclusion other than this dress was an intentional spotlight on her belly. Any stylist worth anything knows that shiny charmeuse adds weight (which is why I avoided it like the plague for my wedding dress). I predict an announcement coming within days: pregnancy or a new stylist.

      • NBG

        Or maybe she just celebrated the movie wrapping with a carb binge. If I had to live on kale that long, I would binge too!

    • SugarSnap108

      There has to be a more chic way to tell the world you’re pregnant. (I’m just going with that theory.)
      I think the hem length is what bugs me most, though.

      On the bright side, sweet shoes.

    • bassfemme

      Ow! My apex hurts just looking at this. Duchess satin is too heavy to muster such a boob treatment. However, I love those shoes.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      I don’t understand what is going on with Jennifer Aniston. What happened to her? I feel like she hasn’t made a good career choice since Friends With Money, which coincidentally (or not) is the last movie made during her marriage to Brad Pitt. He has gone on to improve his career, in my opinion, while she has floundered, which invites all sorts of comparisons and speculation. She doesn’t seem all that interested in transcending that speculation. Her entire image plays into it (the cartoonishly large engagement ring, the constant and possibly cultivated pregnancy rumors, the desperate fashion choices, and the sad face she is always wearing). Maybe I’m reading too much into things. So much promise, and she seems to have devolved into a one-note story. It’s a shame. I hope it’s not all about Brangelina, because that would be even sadder.

      • ShaoLinKitten

        PS– I hope this movie is good. The presence of Jason Sudeikis is promising.

      • Lori

        The thing Jen’s issue is less Brangelina and more an inability or unwillingness to play to her strengths and let the rest go. She was very good on TV and I think could have had a really solid career if she’d stuck with that. Instead she keeps trying to be a Movie Star and has a string of flops to show for it.

        • ShaoLinKitten

          It’s funny, because TV is the new route to stardom. A lot of big name movie stars are going back to TV. She should have stayed there. She still has a slammin’ body and I think she’s a decent actress. Just not sure why she always looks so desperate, sad, and over the top. It always feels like she’s trolling the media a little. I guess they all do it, so maybe she’s just not all that good at it.

    • stephbellard

      I almost didn’t recognize her cuz she’s not barefoot.

    • sagecreek

      Another crappy rom-com, another dull strapless dress. Jen, Jen, what are we going to do with you?

    • boweryboy

      Fashion wise she’s pathetic.

    • Candigirl1968

      If she isn’t pregnant, then she has lost her mind, as this dress just screams “look at my belly!” And nothing about the look – from the awkward bust-line geometric pattern to the poorly tacked hem to the mid-November shoes – is flattering.

      • calimon

        i think it’s a nice color on her.

    • frannyprof

      Agree with the posts below. Either she is intentionally feeding the pregnancy rumor mill, or she really is pregnant.

    • Imasewsure

      Wow that is an awful dress on her but glad to see her trying to rock something not-gyno. Love the shoes!

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      That is one heavy-looking, thick and shiny dress that is not flattering to her at all.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      It’s so… ugh.

    • Lori

      This is it. She is now officially on my list of celebrities that I am entirely over. She needs to take her tacky bling and her boring taste in clothes and her boring hair and this attention-whoring “is she pregnant?” crap and go away. I’m dreading next week’s shopping trip because having another round of “Jen’s Baby Joy” covers shoved in my face by People, et al is bound to make me stabby.

    • marlie

      OF COURSE.

      And if (IF) her people were trying to dispel any pregnancy rumors, this dress NOT the way to do it.

    • giddypony

      too tight, too long.

    • P B

      This woman is the Queen of Whiteboardia. Always worth looking at, rarely worth talking about.

      • ShaoLinKitten

        I think there’s plenty to talk about, all of it prurient and sad. The fashion takes a back seat to all the other stuff, as it has to when it looks like this.

        • twigg

          Great use of “prurient”

    • Lola Channing

      I love it. Beautiful color, nice touch with the nails and the shoes are fabulous. Too bad it’s Jennifer’ I’m the most boring person in the world’ Aniston wearing it. And the hair. Well. Girl, you’re not on the beach in Malibu. You’re at a premiere. Get with it.

    • gurl boy

      Nice color but it is just NOT FLATTERING! Looks prego!

    • Fordzo

      I now firmly believe that she dresses to look pregnant on purpose. She might as well have a big arrow pointing at her stomach.

    • NoveltyRocker

      Really pretty color and I even like the matching manicure. Those shoes are just gorgeous.

    • prettybigkitty

      This is not going to quell those pregnancy rumors she is plagued by. . .

    • queeniethebold

      As always: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz …

    • KikiAvocado

      it seriously looks like she does not care… she just rolled out of bed and put on whatever, couldn’t even be bothered with the spanx…if she was preggo, for how good of shape she is in, it wouldn’t look like she just eat at the chesecake factory – it would be a rounder smaller bump.

      • http://thatswhatthemoneyisfor.wordpress.com/ lizlemonglasses

        Not necessarily. Never underestimate the first-tri bloat belly.

        That said, I’m totally in the “burrito baby” camp. She just likes to keep people talking.

        • Not applicable

          TOTALLY agree. I don’t think for a second she doesn’t know it makes her belly look round. She’s totally doing this to feed the gossip mill and keep her name in the press.

    • http://red.filmsbyneptune.com/ Dani Colman

      Her tits are looking at me. I think they’e judging me…

    • cowper

      Her breasts have lips.

    • Morales Mike

      Isn’t this that same dress but with a longer hemline that had the “crushed boob” thing going on? Her hair looks beautiful as always.

    • MoHub

      I thought there was a seam at the waist, and then I realized it was fabric foldover due to poor fit.

    • Getoverit

      I guess I am the oddball out. Even though its a difficult fabric to wear around the belly (good thing all of us aren’t declared pregnant on a bloated day,) I am glad to see her stray away from her usual black. It is more of a fall color though. Digging the nail color. Anyone know which it is? LOVE LOVE LOVE the shoes.

      • housefulofboys

        That was the first thing I thought, too, what is that nail color? And those shoes are gorgeous!

        • Kimberlini

          Yes, those shoes are exquisite.

        • Getoverit

          It almost looks like OPI’s Germanicure or Oktoberfest, I cannot remember which.

    • jmorino08

      That bust is just weird.

    • jen

      Damn, satin is the most unforgiving fabric on the planet! It gives even Jennifer Aniston polter-baby bump!

    • formerlyAnon

      Not super-flattering, but she should keep trying with designers that do interesting grown-woman clothes.
      Like the shoes a lot.

    • JeanProuvaire

      Can we start “of course”-ing her? God, she’s so boring it makes me angry.

    • Laurie Landry

      Meh. Pretty but kinda boring. She reminds me of a young Barbara Streisand, no?

      • judybrowni

        No, Barbra wouldn’t have worn something that tight and that gray in the fucking summer.

    • Louise Bryan

      That’s an amazing baby bump if she isn’t preggers…

      • Cheryl

        It’s not a baby bump, it’s a too-tight dress!

    • ItsDicey

      She MUST be desperate to circulate pregnancy rumors.

    • Aaminah Khan

      The bride was right! She really COULD wear it again!

    • Di

      She is so gorgeous and I really like her….. and yet….. wow. Not a good look for her. =(

    • Cheryl

      She would look so modern and smart with a short bob. It’s not a matter of age (the old advice that women over 30 should not have long hair – yes, that was a thing in the 1940s – ’60s) but that hair just looks so tired. Those ends have to be several years old. Cut it off and showcase your healthy hair.

      And I wish people would stop with the pregnancy rumors. Maybe, like me, she’s just as happy being child-free. But she seems to want to keep people thinking that she’s pining after Brad and Angie’s brood, for some weird reason.

    • judybrowni

      If that’s not a baby bump, I just don’t know the point of highlighting a food baby on the Red Carpet.

      Grey and suede for July in Los Angeles? Sure, we’ve been having a cool streak, but honey you’re famous enough that designers can’f force you to wear their winter line, even if it is free.

    • H2olovngrl

      I see a lot of hate for this. I don’t know…I think she looks pretty….and pregnant.