Jared Leto in New York City

Posted on August 30, 2013

There is not a thing about this outfit that we get.

 

Jared Leto out and about in NYC.

But boy, he sure does want you to see it, doesn’t he?

Is he a detective? Who also works as, like a blacksmith or something? And possibly a cater waiter on the side?

Explain yourself, Jared.

 

 

[Photo Credit: ACE/INFphoto.com]

    • Dennis

      He’s not aging is what he is

      • tereliz

        No shit. Boyfriend is 40-effing-TWO! Not that that’s aged or anything, but he looks like he’s still 28.

        • Getoverit

          He and Pharrell have obvioulsy made a deal with the devil.

          • KateShouldBeWorking

            There are some ratty-ass paintings stashed somewhere.

            • Jennifer

              Wilde would be proud.

          • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

            aka Terry Richardson?

            • Shawn EH

              Wait, you get immortality in exchange for his sleazy photos? Deal!

          • Sobaika

            Pharrell I get – he is Blasian. Melanin handles aging very well.

            There is nothing to explain this Catalano sorcery.

            • MilaXX

              Pact with the devil. I think he wears black eyeliner even better than I do.

            • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

              His mother gave him the same advice about SPF that mine did.

        • MarTeaNi

          Wait whut? Jordan Catalano isn’t allowed to get old!

    • tereliz

      At least those pants have a normal inseam. That’s got to count for something? Right?

    • LuisaNL

      he’s a douche, is what he is.

      • Kristin McNamara

        There is some truth to that statement. My sister actually met him at a bar once. Said he was a complete ass.

      • SugarSnap108

        Two of my friends met him at a party, and said they’ve never met a bigger douche. And they’ve known some impressive douches.

      • kim bunchalastnames

        douchepuppy on parade.

    • Jacquelyn

      As much as I love 30STM, Jared please cut your hair, get your black eyeliner, and burn the hat.

    • Marina

      Boy, does he love dressing ugly

    • decormaven

      I’m more curious about what is peeking out of the jacket pocket. A paper napkin? A pint twisted up in a paper bag? Mr. Leto does invoke questions.

    • JauntyJohn

      You know, if you’re going to be weird or wacky or an “artiste'” or some shit at least be interesting.
      This isn’t even interesting.

      Also: You will pretty much always lose me with short sleeve leather anything. Long sleeve or no sleeve, okay. Anything else looks like part of those fetish ensembles where they make regular clothes out of leather rubber and vinyl.

    • imspinningaround

      Who called his getup at the VMAs Olsen cosplay? This is more of that.

      • Austen Jane

        Holy cow – I missed that so I just googled it. That was WAY worse than this, but both are bad.

    • formerlyAnon

      The boots and jeans are fine, though not in this context.

    • rmp6y5

      The Carmen Sandiego hat has got to go.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      The Crow meets Indiana Jones. So, no.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      He mugged one of those One Direction kids. PUT IT BACK JARED, IT DOESN’T EVEN WORK FOR THEM.

    • LipstickForPigs

      It feels like every single time he leaves the house he dresses with the sole purpose of defying that pretty boy role in My So Called Life, you know…the one that gave him fame and all of that annoying stuff? I wish he wouldn’t try SO HARD to distance himself from what made me like him in the first place.

      • Glam Dixie

        I always feel like he is Pitting, almost as bad as Brad himself, he’s trying soo hard to not be a pretty boy. I still see it under there Jared. Don’t fight the pretty.

        • Austen Jane

          Rumor has it he plays a damn pretty cross-dressing prostitute in the new Matthew Maccounaughey movie.

          • jjtxgrrl

            OOoh let it be truuue!!

    • Karen Belgrad

      After seeing this outfit, Angela Chase totally picked Brian Krakow

    • MilaXX

      I fell in love with him as Jordan Catalano & I don’t think I ever got over that crush. I bought my first 30 Seconds to Mars cd because it was his band.

      • Alloy Jane

        Thankfully it’s a damned good band :)

        But I do think he’s Pitting (such clever kittens!) because back before 30STM actually became famous, he never dressed this ridiculously.

    • dancho

      Jordan Catalano was dirty and adorable. Now he’s just dirty.

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros

      he’s a rockstar, 30 seconds to mars, remember?

    • Imasewsure

      Can’t remember his claim to fame (music? acting?) but I think it is banging if I remember correctly. Maybe he looks better naked… dunno

    • flamingoNW

      There is not a thing about Jared Leto that I get.

    • AnnPopovic

      Yeah, but.

      I like the hat. Everything else can go.

    • RussellH88

      Jordan Catalano, explain yourself.

    • ‘Becca’lise Deveaux

      UGH. No. I’ve never liked him.

    • Shawn EH

      It’s all he’s left with because Steven Tyler already has all the scarves.

    • Eric Stott

      With a hat like that you either need to wear a suit or go Indiana Jones.

    • YoungSally

      That shirt is so…..Sears circa 1976…in pleather.

    • Kassandra Silas

      What is he calling this look? Indiana Jones meets steam-punk?

    • Glam Dixie

      Oh Hephaistion, you adorkable man. I forgive much for you, even this. Please don’t let it happen again.

    • crash1212

      Only thing swoon-worthy about any of this is his jaw line.

    • Julia

      Explanation: He’s Jared Leto and he does what he wants.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      He’s a beautiful man despite the silly outfit, and will be 42 in December, and that’s some Dorian Gray s**t!

    • LauraAgain

      It must be hard for a man to be so pretty.

      What the heck are those tattoos? They look like odd hieroglyphics.

      • Alloy Jane

        The tattoos are related to his band and I can’t remember if they are patterned after actual hieroglyphs or not, but I’m too lazy to google.

    • jjtxgrrl

      Its like he’s trying to do the Johnnie Depp thing.. But he just can’t. It feels forced.

    • clatie

      I sat behind him on a plane to LA yesterday. He is starting to look like a crazy old lady.

    • quiltrx

      He looks like Justin Bieber’s older (much older, but doesn’t look it, yes I’m hating on him I’m only 5 months older!) brother.
      I need him to get back to acting on a regular basis. He’s always a welcome supporting character in things like Panic Room and Fight Club. Use that face while it’s not aging, dude!

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      It’s hot in New York, you need a short-sleeved leather.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Didn’t someone else wear that leather shirt/jacket/thing recently? Anyone remember? I want to compare.

    • upinalather

      The “jacket” screams Burt Reynolds, circa Deliverance.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      He is the sum of what the boys in One Direction will look like and be dressing like in about 20 years.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      ha, ha, ha, ha……that jacket…ha, ha, ha…that hat….

    • Derek_anny

      If there wasn’t 5 inches of shirt hanging out the bottom of the jacket, it’d be fine.

    • shorty j

      No joke, he looks exactly like every polyamorous straight dude on OkCupid. That’s terrifying. (And that’s not a knock on polyfolk, since I am one, but for whatever reason, all the ones I run into on the internet have ponytails, fedora-type hats, and that sort of casual-fetish style. It’s uncanny.)