on Aug 23, 2013 in Whiteboard
Jamie Campbell Bower attends the premiere of “The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones” in Madrid.
[Photo Credit: GTRES/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]
Is it a… he?
Lordy, I can smell him from here.
cigarettes and gin…
Ahhh. Once that would have spoken straight to my heart. Now it’s just nostalgia and some spotty memories.
OMG, you too? I’m embarrassed to admit that I would have chased him down in the early 90s. Now he just needs to leave.
Oh, but Sobaika, he is trying SO HARD.
I don’t know, if it weren’t for the boots and that kerchief, he’d actually be working that look. Not that it’s one I like (that hair especially seems a bit ‘over-product’ed, not to say greasy…), but he is selling it. Though his posing is atrocious.
shaking my head….no, no, no…just no!
i will never stop puking
Could he BE a bigger douche? A bandana in the back pocket, wallet on a chain, and his family jewels on prominent display, all while mugging for the camera.
Looks like someone wants to get an early start on the whole elderly windchime thing.
Johnny Depp lite!
My thoughts exactly!
He looks like the love child of Axl Rose and Liberace.
I was thinking Axl Rose and Nick Rhodes.
Hey hey hey, let’s leave Duran Duran outta this! Lucia was right the first time! (LOL!)
Is it wrong that I kinda can’t find anything wrong with that?
You know, It sounds good in theory, but the execution is NOT what I’d expect. We should make him sit in front of a piano and see if magic ensues.
Ugh. Douchetastic. Doucheriffic. Mt. Douchesuveus.
The Douchetator of Doucheanastan.
My favorite one that I heard is “Doucheboat”, which is a combination of a douchebag and a dreamboat. Meaning – a guy who actually IS really cute, but he’s just a complete douche.
Douche x infinity.
Douche Ex Machina.
24 years old, about a dozen movies under his belt and a Brit, so… okay. I get what you’re doing here.
It’s a look, and he’s got the frame for it.
Although it’s not everyone’s cup of tea I actually like it on him — he’s clean and the clothes fit well –and I especially like the necklace over the shirt. It is both subtle enough not to fall into “bling” territory but detailed enough not to be boring.
Wild bohemian but not dirty and I-don’t-give-a-crap. Good on ya.
He reminds me of JT Leroy.
YES. Which means he’s really a soccer mom, right?
HA! I think you and I are the only people that get this.
Let’s hope this clever twist on gottapeepose doesn’t catch on for guys. It’s kind of an ewww *x marks the spot*.
My daughter wants me to take her to see this movie. Between this douche and the idiot in the crazy suits and locker room shoes I just don’t think I can do it.
I feel like extra points should be given for Lily Collins working her little fashiony arse off this whole tour. Also the two boys have at least achieved decent/interesting suits. My bar is low for these young ones apparently.
Go see it! It’s completely hysterical – a teen paranormal romance with vampies AND werewolves AND mages AND demons AND a giant invisible cathedral in the middle of New York. And this guy is so ridiculously aware that he’s supposed to be the heartthrob, it’s kind of amazing.
If I strip it down, he is wearing a nice suit, he is groomed (hair is “styled”) and he is at least giving personality and unlike the other guy we saw today, he has on shoes. Are the accessories grating? Why, yes…but that is just me having a “get off my lawn” moment so I have to take that upon myself. For what it is, not bad.
True enough, but the lining of his suit appears to be falling out in the back
My power over words fail me. Karen Walker, do you have anything to say….?
Gurl, stop. You are wearing Sans-A-Belt pants.
He looks so British.
I do love this whole look.
And Lily Collins was seriously dating him? And Bonnie Wright, the girl who played Ginny Weasley, was once engaged to him? Gag – wonder what they saw that I’m not seeing?
I’d have crushed on him HARD from puberty through my early 20′s. He’s good looking and when we were all embryonic, a guy showing *any* conscious attempt at style was HOT in my books. By mid-20′s, though, the guys I knew attempting this much “style” were either too committed to their artistic lifestyle to be a good boyfriend or were sliding over the line between substance use and abuse. Or both.
That was my first thought too. I would have been crazy about him when I was young.
I feel like he came to the premiere AS Jace (his character in City of Bones) who is known for being a bit of a pretentious ass-hat.
REEKS of hipster douche.
He looks like the love child of Jon Bon Jovi and Johnny Depp
In my view, that covers his visible strong points.
5th picture down. Stefon’s younger douchebag brother.
Ah, I find this kind of endearing. He’s full of himself, having the time of his life in the limelight. Awkward, silly, but like I said…endearing.
M E S S!!
i am so sorry, but his 15 mins shall be up soon.
I despair, for no other reason than that Jace is supposed to be Attractive. I now have a sad.
At 17, this would be o.k., even good. At 24, he should know better. Too bad, though, because I think he’s very good looking.
Could he at least have washed his hands?
That’s John Taylor from Duran Duran, right? No?
This! but I got a Nick Rhodes vibe.
Neither John nor Nick would ever have worn shoes like that. And their hair would have been WAY better.
He’s not as think as you stoned he is.
this made me laugh out load. thank you.
James Spader circa Less than Zero days.
I don’t know who he is, but he looks like he should be hanging with the Miley Cyrus from that other picture. That is not a compliment.
Ah, let him have his fun. He’ll be a washed-up has-been soon enough. Enjoy it while you can, Goofy J! And it’s nice of you to be already thinking of your future grandkids’ entertainment — because some day they’re going to laugh themselves silly over this.
I loathe the shoes, but at least it’s interesting. And having read the books, the persona he’s projecting for the poledance is /perfection/ – yes, he’s being douchey, but it’s basically a happier version of his character, and the fans are falling all over themselves for it.
Was he stoned??
What a tool. I recently watched an episode of QI in which they talked about Victorian men using badger’s wang-bones as tie tacks. That’s what his necklace made me think of.
I can’t with that rat’s nest hairdo. Why is it that he comes off as a douche, while his costar comes off as adorably quirky and charming?
I have no clue who he is ;if he is actually obnoxious or not ; my one issue with him is his hair. His one redeeming quality is that he is a stoner;judging by comments in the thread. ” Pass de dutch pon the left hand side”
Well, the movie plays out like everyone’s pretty much in on the joke and decided to make the best of it — seriously, everyone just vamps it up (what else can you do with a movie set in New York where EVERYONE is British?). So, in keeping with the theme, I’m going to say a) the poledance seems to be an extension of this and b) he’s playing the part perfectly.
Now that right there is what Carrie’s little friend a couple of posts back should have been wearing. Except with small round sunglasses.
As a 25 year old should I know who this is? Don’t care to.
Someone forgot to go potty before he left the house!
Get over yourself.
Nick Rhodes did it better and before this kid was born.
What the fuckery at it’s finest.
Here’s the thing, you could take the suit, shirt, sunglasses, and weird necklace, lose the stupid wallet chain and back pocket scarf, give it all to Matt Smith and let him wear it with his favorite boots and he’d rock the hell out of it.
Jamie, learn from your “elders.”
I’m not a fan of the “I’m about to shit my pants” look in the first picture. Also, he could double as Nolan Ross’ rebellious/douchebag identical twin. C’mon dude.
I don’t really hate this because he’s really young and doing his own thing – and it’s not boring!! Yes he looks ridiculous (a la Depp) but he’s a kid so whatever
Oh, I SO wish he hadn’t done that. *sigh*.
I will say one thing: the photo of him with his legs crossed really points up how stupid all the ladystars look when they pose with THEIR legs crossed.
PLEASE tell me that the awful 90s trend of buttoned-up shirts with thick necklaces on the outside is not making a comeback. PLEASE!!!
Sexy lesbian or douchy straight dude.
I second that Who?!
Wow, I can smell the Douche from here.
Young Gay Windchime.
So, what’s the hanky code for that?
I mean… he’s high af here right? Just ew.
I think he’s cute and I love him for showing his fashion sense.
Oh, child, just no…
Sorry, but I’m kind of loving this, at least from the chest up. His hair is messy perfection, and I’ll never not love the buttoned-up fresh white shirt (so 80s and 90s, cute/sexy always to me!)…and I’m not sure what that necklace is about but I kind of really want one.
He’s cute, young, and acts reasonably well from what little I’ve seen. So I’ll let him have this one.
NO. Go home and try again. You are NOT Jace Wayland.
(I’m pretty upset about his casting… and existence.)
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