It’s time once again to check in on the CW’s hit show, “Everyone Dressed Like a Blind Clown in the ’80s!”
Jake Robinson and AnnaSophia Robb film an episode of “The Carrie Diaries” in New York City.
Which, to be fair, is mostly true. People did kind of dress like blind clowns in the ’80s, except they didn’t dress like the blind clowns populating this show, who all seem to exist in an alternate version of the ’80s that didn’t have Flashdance.
Also: Ascots and paisleys and pink pants is just about THE LAMEST GODDAMN WAY TO DRESS A GAY MALE CHARACTER EVER. What is this, The Boys in the Band? Talk about unimaginative. And don’t tell us he’s being ironic. Irony wasn’t invented until the ’90s.
Her dress is almost appropriately hideous in an ’80s way, except sheers (especially sheer tops) were not the thing. Shoes are mostly all wrong.
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