Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Julianne Hough in Moschino

Posted on August 07, 2013

Yikes.

Because sometimes, “Yikes” is about all you can say.

 

Julianne Hough attends the “Paradise” Los Angeles Premiere  in Hollywood, California in a Moschino dress paired with an Edie Parker clutch and Stuart Weitzman black satin ‘Privacy’ pumps.

Moschino Resort 2014 Collection

Don’t get us wrong; she doesn’t look horrible here. Well, that’s not entirely true. Her hair definitely looks horrible, but that’s so common for her it barely registers with us anymore. “Julianne Hough with a bad haircut” is redundant phrasing.

But that dress is just… well, it’s all kinds of too serious for Julianne. The classic line from All About Eve comes to mind: “You’re too short for that gesture.” It’s trying too hard. She’s young and pretty. There’s no need to be dressing like a night-time soap opera version of a businesswoman. It’s a great look, but it needs to be shipped off to a lady with some years and substance to her, we’re thinking.

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PRPhotos.com, Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, style.com]

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