Emma Roberts in Michael Kors at the “We’re the Millers” Premiere

Posted on August 02, 2013

Emma Roberts attends the premiere of “We’re the Millers” in a Michael Kors dress paired with Casadei pumps, Chopard earrings and ring, and a Hailstorm Forcella ring.

Michael Kors Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: ACE/INFphoto.com, style.com]

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  • Emily Dagger

    Her skirt is wearing a cape. Is her skirt, perchance, the Batman?

    • drdarke

      “No Capes!”

    • rh33

      My first thought was her butt is wearing a cape.

    • melisaurus

      I can’t sleep. You sleep, I’m awake. Am I a bird? No. I’m a bat. I’m Batman…

  • Rachael

    why does she have a trash bag attached to the back of her skirt???

    • sweatpantalternative

      Hah was thinking the exact same thing.

    • majorbedhead

      It’s the Hefty Bag Challenge. Obviously.

    • Kate

      I was just about to write that! Disco ball trash bag

    • demidaemon

      My thoughts exactly, although I felt the entire skirt looked like a modified trash bag.

    • Jessica O’Connell

      I thought the same thing. Was trying to decide if it was a large sheet or just a bunch of black kitchen garbage bags.

  • Insidiously

    This looks like she just had sex, and then someone walked in on her.

    Then, she only had enough time to put a tank on and grab the curtain to wrap around her body.

    • drdarke

      I think I saw that on an episode of CASTLE, @Insidiously.

      Does that mean Nathan Fillion is hiding in that pile pooping fabric she’s wearing, then…?

      • sagecreek

        I’d like it a lot better if he were.

        • drdarke

          And another thing, long as I’m being a snide Bitter Kitten! Didn’t Kors once auf someone on PROJECT RUNWAY for what he called “pooping fabric”…?

          You may insert the exact Biblical quote about The Moat in Your Neighbor’s Eye versus the Log in Your Own below. I’m still on my iPad, and doing a Google Search is…an adventure right now.

          • demidaemon

            Maybe, after seeing so much pooping fabric, he was subliminally influenced and inspired to make some himself.

        • drdarke

          Um – why was my comment about Michael Kors doing a “pooping fabric” dress deleted…?

  • Baba Yaga

    Shoulders & up is pretty.

    That skirt looks like something out of Mugatu’s derelict campaign, though.

  • flamingoNW

    Well, not a fan of the mullet skirt, but I have to say, it’s rare that it’s actually flattering to someone’s legs the way it is for her. Usually it makes them look fatter on people who are far from it. And she knows how to pose in it. It looks okay. Can’t say I like it cuz I hate mullet skirts, not to mention side hair, but I’ve seen worse. Eh. It’s alright.

    • drdarke

      @flamingoNW – the “mullet skirt” is working because great legs run in the Roberts family, apparently, as does displaying them to best advantage -

      No – stop me before I ask to see Eric Roberts in fishnets, heels and a black leotard! Though given this crowd, I’m sure somebody has a shot just like that as their Wallpaper….

      • demidaemon

        I feel like this might have already happened, though I’m pretty sure it hasn’t. If it has, please do not share pictures. I might be scarred for life. Again.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      My thoughts exactly. I do really like the earrings. Overall, a resounding “not too bad”.

  • Lauren Schneider

    i like the silhouette and the sporty top, and i don’t even mind the mullet hem THAT much. it’s just unfortunate how much the skirt looks like a hefty bag.

  • Maluca

    Yawn.

  • LadyCelia

    The last person who looked good in a mullet-backed dress was Rosalind Russell in Auntie Mame–and hers was worn with sparkly cocktail pants.

  • Diego!

    Hair: Great
    Make Up: Great
    Jewelry: Great
    Shoes: Great
    Top of the dress: Great
    Bottom of the dress: WTF is that??? IT RUINS EVERYTHNG ELSE!

  • hughman

    My best guess is she’s wearing mirrored panties and sitting shiva for her hairdo.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Well. I’m going to have to give up the internet for the rest of the day. There’s no point. You’ve won it all. <3

    • Rachael

      no mirrored panties if she’s sitting shiva, unless she’s wearing them inside-out!

      • hughman

        Full disclosure : I’m about as WASP as they come and have only been to one shiva. It was a famous gay interior decorator who had mirrored walls in the dining room so it was kinda busy. All the Trophy Twinks there with their Rich Husbands were panicking at not being able to check their hair. The catering was awesome tho!

        • alyce1213

          The catering’s aways good. In case anyone doesn’t get your comment, mirrors are covered during shiva because mourners are not supposed to be concerned with personal vanity.

          • MoHub

            Jewish history in a nutshell: They tried to kill us; we survived; let’s eat!

          • omg_dora

            Heh, I’m Jewish and Israeli and I didn’t get that. Bad Jew! Bad!

        • MaggieMae

          “Trophy Twink”. Where have I been?! That’s delightful! Thank you!

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Her red carpet appearances are making the gossip rag stories about her all the more believable. (Not alluding to just the most recent and unfortunate.)

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    I’ve never seen a mullet dress that doesn’t look like you’ve wrapped yourself in a sheet, and this is no exception.

  • Glam Dixie

    There was a wind storm and some trash bags got caught around her legs.

  • Trisha26

    What isn’t wrong with this? Longline racerback tank top. Tulip skirt going up “to there” in some photos. High/Low hem. And her knees look weird.

  • Imasewsure

    Cute enough as a short dress but alas it isn’t a short dress….

  • sunny one

    Is it me or does she look like Nelly Olson from Little House on the Prairie? Not the outfit but the face…

    • DuBey2

      Yep. Long face and blah long hair.

  • alyce1213

    Disco Widow.

  • MilaXX

    Hair & makeup are possibly the best I’ve seen from her in a long time. The fits her well, but I don’t like the skirt on her. For starters on her it looks wrinkly whereas on the model it merely looks ruched. I think it’s a combo of her not being fashion-y enough and not tall enough. Either way this is not her dress. On the other hand, kudos to her not being as allergic to earrings as so many starlets seem to be lately.

    • RebeccaKW

      I was thinking the same about her hair/makeup. Normally, I find that she’s washed out with the blonde, but this makeup is really strengthening her features. Best Head I’ve seen her from her, probably ever.

  • appliquer

    Needs some color!!! Makeup is nice.

  • Jeremiah Capacillo

    DIY garbage bag skirt.

  • nannypoo

    She looks like a crow. This would be good if it didn’t have the big drapy mess on the back.

  • MoHub

    Kors ain’t got anything but the name anymore, but people will wear anything with the MK label no matter how ugly.

  • Monabel

    Just silly.

  • sagecreek

    Did she wake up late and just wrap herself in a satin sheet?

    Ugh.

  • CommentsByKatie

    Hate that fabric. I’m sure it’s expensive silk, but it’s photographing as cheap Demetrios taffeta. Ugh.

  • gurl boy

    That would definetly be in the bottom on a PR challenge! That entire group of short basic dresses with over-skirt, peplum or whatever from his last collection would be an embarrassment on a most designer runway!

  • LipstickForPigs

    She could be so lovely, but all I see when I look at her is dirty fried hair. Also, just say no to butt-capes.

  • Anne At Large

    This was literally a scrolldown “Aaaaaah!”

  • JanW

    “She was practicing her ballet routine in a leotard when the doorbell rang. She quickly grabbed a sheet as she ran by the bedroom and wrapped it around herself to cover up a bit before opening the door.”

  • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

    I didn’t even see the butt cape until I looked at the runway model. Emma’s blends in with her background.

    She resembles Sarah Michele Geller in these pics. I know that she’s no relation. But still….

    • Captain_Awkward

      Yes, SMG from the Buffy years for sure! It’s odd. And comforting. Like the 90s.

  • Randa

    I think Michael Kors was a little too inspired by some past failing project runway outfits.

  • marlie

    I sort of like it, but I wish her dress had the dropped waist like the version on the model does.

    I know we’re stuck with this hair color for a while, but other than that, her hair and makeup are really pretty.

  • ajpursell

    42 comments and not one about the “stripper” in the first photo?

    • formerlyAnon

      Clearly, a butt cape has powers.

  • formerlyAnon

    Sweetness and light. She looks like she’s at Comic Con or . . . or Comic Con.

    • Captain_Awkward

      She is weirdly channeling Buffy with the hair & makeup.

      • formerlyAnon

        I didn’t see it till someone mentioned it but now I can’t unsee.

  • ItsDicey

    For her, this is pretty good.

  • GillianHolroyd

    I think this would have looked great in a bright color like orange or even two colors, white and orange, AND on another woman, someone with the personality to carry it off.

    • ballerinawithagun

      Yes, this at least needs a fabulous lining color orange, fuchsia or chartreuse.

      • conniemd

        Agree totally. It’s all too black, and an outrageously strong color lining would have popped the look and made it look more expensive. The mullet cape looks wrinkled and cheap.

  • Qitkat

    This is the most cracktastic dress I’ve ever seen from him. Swami goes to the gym? and magician cape slid down to her butt? I can’t even comprehend this. There might be no actual sewing here, just 6 yards of expensive cheap-looking fabric over a leotard. WTF, Michael Kors?

  • kalisa

    That dress is SO Michael Kors.

  • wontons

    The most mulletty dress that ever mulletted. If the length could be more consistent, it’d work.

  • H2olovngrl

    Even with the mullet skirt, I think this is the best I have ever seen her look.

  • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

    She has invisible feet. Black carpet plus trend for black pumps = bad idea.

  • Richard

    I think she is dressed too dramatically for such a run of the mill movie likes this. Also, [ insert garbage bag skirt joke here ]