• Isabel

    I like most of the dress. I do love the little bling things. But the pattern is not doing her any favors. Another pattern, please.

    Shoes – hiddy.

  • BarniClaw

    Is she missing an apostrophe on her foot?

    • Little_Olive

      Marry me.

    • formerlyAnon

      YES. And I am all kind of judging her for not being bothered enough by that to get it corrected.

    • Lucía Gavello

      OMG! That is going to bother me for a while. I would tackle her only to take a sharpie to that thing.

      • majorbedhead

        God, I love this place. Not only do we rip apart the clothing choices, but we all rag on the poorly punctuated tattoos.

      • H3ff

        A Sharpie would indeed be a great temporary solution.

    • MoHub

      Yes. Yes she is.

    • Sarah

      And that is amazing, because by my estimate, there are about a billion superfluous apostrophes in this world that could’ve been hired on for the job. (Just ate Chicken Tender’s for lunch from the shop across the street.)

      • LipstickForPigs

        Truth

      • Alyssa

        If I could pick one thing that Cake Wrecks has taught me, it’s that the majority of people don’t really know what an apostrophe is to be used for. That, and that most cake decorators failed English. :)

  • Karen Belgrad

    It’s like someone forgot to write the lunch specials on the wearable sandwich board!

  • NBG

    Awful shoes. And I have yet to see a dress from Temperley London that doesn’t look like it would get somebody sent home on Project Runway. Plus, they’re always wrinkled! What are they all made of, tissue paper!?

    • teensmom99

      I often feel like the Temperley concepts are okay (not great but okay) and the tailoring is awful. And this one needed to be longer.

  • lotus11

    Bedazzled apron.

  • http://twitter.com/aynaborrell Anastasia

    Cinch the waist, add a neutral-tone belt (not even), change the shoes, add the apostrophe to the tattoo, and maybe reconsider the haircut….then it would work. But it doesn’t.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Don’t the little bedazzled doodads hurt your face while you’re sleeping? Guess I’m just picky about my pillowcases.

    • Rachael

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • marlie

      I posted my comment before I read the rest. Yep, a bedazzled pillowcase.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        It seemed to be the common response. Which begs the question, how did someone on her team (assuming she has such) not make that very observation?

  • GillianHolroyd

    A dress made to be seen in 3/4 profile view.

    • kimmeister

      Yes, exactly. The front view is just begging for pregnancy rumors.

  • KingCrazy

    How…no.

    Hair and makeup are good. Dress is a no. Shoes are lifeless.

    Bored. NEXT?

  • JasmineAM

    I love tattoos, but I can’t even condone this terrible, grammatically incorrect foot tattoo.

    She might as well be wearing a potato sack because they would both flatter her figure the same way.

  • AlexisPayne

    The proportions on this are off, also, wrong bra for that dress, also, not sure if she can rock that neckline, also, burn the shoes

  • neonseattle

    i’m glad hollywood stopped trying to make her “happen”

  • Anathema_Device

    I like the dress, but I’m not sure it is her style. She can’t really pull off “mod,” in my opinion. Haaaaaaate the shoes. I know the term “silly putty” shoes has been used to death, but it seriously looks like she molded actual silly putty around her feet. Blech.

    • Linda LaPaz

      They look like the double soled pumps Miley’s been sporting everywhere.

  • Little_Olive

    I… no, not worth it. I’m tired.

  • MilaXX

    Face is gorgeous, but I’m not loving the bedazzled pillow case or the silly putty platform pumps.

    • hellkell

      HA, I didn’t scroll down, but we called the dress the same thing.

      • marlie

        Same here. :P

  • kirkyo

    I’m searching for something to defend here but, … not happening.

    • Toby Wollin

      Yep – that does does absolutely nothing for her. I can’t tell if it’s too tight in the chest too or it’s just a total lack of shape but it’s universally bad.

  • Random Compliments

    No No No No No No.

    Hideous dress, hideous hair color, ugh, just plain awful.

  • nannypoo

    Well, no.

  • formerlyAnon

    I like her hair color and makeup very much. The dress is unflattering but not dreadful. The MISSING APOSTROPHE on her tattoo bothers me more than anything else, which I figure makes me some kind of a crank.

    • majorbedhead

      No, the missing apostrophe is bugging the shit out of me, too. So either we’re both cranks, or we’re both just fans of proper punctuation, especially when it comes to something that’s permanently on your skin.

      • http://www.GiftedCollector.com/ The Gifted Collector

        Add me to the FPP.

        Do we know what the full tattoo says?

        • Glenda

          Add me, as well.

          I googled about the tattoo: “life’s a dance” (well, without the apostrophe!).

    • deliadee

      An editor here. First thing I noticed on the closeup of her foot. Incorrect use/non-use of apostrophes — a pet peeve.

      • MoHub

        Fellow editor here, and it bugged me as well.

  • Just Me

    Neck up: Yes! Neck down: huh?

  • hellkell

    What a lovely bedazzled pillowcase. Put it back on the bed.

    Can’t fault anything north of the neck.

  • stu844

    anyone else distracted by her roots?

    • http://www.GiftedCollector.com/ The Gifted Collector

      Yes.

  • Ashley Ellen Wilson

    She’s beautiful enough to be wearing couture, not pillowcases. Ugh.

  • jmorino08

    Bedazzled pillow case.

    • PastryGoddess

      You beat me to it

  • WonderAliceLand

    Legs-o-las!

  • flamingoNW

    Girl’s got some legs

  • Magatha

    Don’t like the dress, would buy her a Sharpie for the tattoo, but boy is she pretty! I love her sharp features, and I especially like that she has a thin upper lip and yet AND YET has made no attempt to enplumpen it to a trout pout. Oh, maybe she bought big teeth instead, but I don’t care, I think she’s lovely.

  • bertkeeter

    Second train wreck of today!

  • ankali

    The dress is too short, it makes her look wide, I hate the shoes, and I like her better as a brunette.

    So there.

  • guest2visits

    The boxy little dress is such a let down on such a pretty lady.

  • quiltrx

    Bedazzled pillowcase.

  • Judih1

    Beaded pillowcase. Hiddy Shoes – go home and start over

  • Dagney

    roots.

  • BrooklynBomber

  • kathrineb

    Personally I’m not feeling the dress. The dress bling makes for a typical hollywood starlet look.

  • Diego!

    SHAPE-LESS and I hate her hair. She looks like Kristen Stewart right now :(

  • MoHub

    Another one who forgot her pants.

  • MoHub

    I’m a huge devotee of the Society. The members not only insert missing ones, but they also campaign to get erroneous ones—particularly when used in plurals—removed.

  • Aurumgirl

    The shoes are vomitous.

  • Getoverit

    Love the dress, hair & makeup. Loathe the hoof shoes.

  • marlie

    GAWD I hate this. She’s wearing a bedazzled pillowcase. And the shoes were just a lazy choice. Her hair and makeup are pretty subdued, but they look nice.

  • jen_vasm

    I give this a solid Hideous.

  • mlurve

    This dress looks like something bought for a super last minute Vegas elopement. Do not like.

  • Imasewsure

    I love this but not with those awful shoes… any color would have worked… and I think she has got to have the most beautiful face in Hollywood!

  • mickiemonkey

    She has a nice deviated septum. There, I said something nice.

  • librarygrrl64

    Shapeless dress, no jewelry, terrible shoes. Pass.