2013 Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on August 13, 2013

Yes, darlings, it’s time to look at all the Picky Teens (and Picky Teen Supporters/Wannabes) who didn’t interest T Lo enough to get more than a one- or two-line judgment! Hit it, boring people!

 

Abigail Breslin

 Too literally retro, not really her look at all, hate the shoes.

 

Amber Riley

 She needs better support, but that’s a cute dress. The shoes would be a bit much in most instances, but they work for her.

 

 

Anna Camp in Emilio Pucci

 She is seriously Looking Through The Eyes of Love.*

*cf.

 

 

Bella Thorne in Fausto Puglisi

 The top or the skirt, dear; not both. And your shoes are boring us.

 

 

Cody Simpson

 Pick a sleeve length, you indecisive twink.

 

 

Crystal Reed in CH Carolina Herrera

Bold choice to wear both pieces. We can dig it, but she needs pop-of-color statement shoes.

 

 

Demi Lovato

 Unflattering and not cohesive. Also a little scary.

 

 

Holland Roden in Notte by Marchesa

 Bleh. Toothache-inducing.

 

 

Ian Somerhalder

 We’re shrugging. It’s the Choosy Pubescent Awards, so jeans and a t-shirt aren’t unheard-of. At least they’re nice jeans and a t-shirt.

 

 

Jenna Ushkowitz in Georgine

 Always with the too-high waist and matchy shoes.

 

 

Jordin Sparks in Bebe

 This is cute and eye-popping, but it’s not a great choice for a step-and-repeat. Too busy. Save it for a photocall or interview.

 

 

Katie Cassidy in Zuhair Murad

  Not really our style, but it’s put-together and polished. At least she didn’t follow the white pump trend here.

 

 

Leven Rambin in Zac by Zac Posen

 Not bad. We’d hike that skirt up an inch or so to accommodate those shoes.

 

 

Lucy Hale in Houghton

 The top and the skirt don’t look like they go together.

 

 

Matthew Morrison

 Dumpy and dorky.

 

 

Michelle Rodriguez in David Meister

 The usual. The shoes help to give it some interest.

 

 

Peyton List

 Cute, but it needed a belt and the accessories are WAY too matchy.

 

 

Selena Gomez in Cushnie et Ochs

 Kind of a serious dress for a decidedly less-than-serious event.

 

 

Tyler Hoechlin

PIZZA’S HERE! How much is that again?

 

 

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