We demand an explanation, Zosia.
Zosia Mamet attends The Hollywood Reporter & Samsung with The Cinema Society screening of A24′s “The Spectacular Now” at The Crow’s Nest in Montauk, New York in Rebecca Minkoff top and shorts paired with Prada shoes.
Boy, is that a facial expression that says “The Spectacular Now” or what?
Here’s what we don’t get: This took effort. This took planning. She had to make the decision to pair the ugly Payless shoes with the high-waisted satin shorts. She slapped on a ton of jewelry and even put on some makeup. So if you’re going to go to all that trouble to look good, why on earth do you look so awful, girl? You have money. You have access to free merch. You SHOULD have a stylist at this point. You can’t hide behind the “I don’t care about such things” bullshit excuse because anyone who puts an outfit like this together clearly cares about how she looks. We are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT behind celebrities flying the alterna-style flag and being true to themselves, but there’s a way to do this kind of upscale hipster boho and not look like a dirty crazy person on the subway.
We’re calling it now: This WILL end up on our year-end worst-dressed list. We’re frightened by the prospect of any collection of outfits being worse than this and knocking it completely off the list.
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