Zosia Mamet in Rebecca Minkoff at the “The Spectacular Now” Screening

Posted on July 29, 2013

We demand an explanation, Zosia.


Zosia Mamet attends The Hollywood Reporter & Samsung with The Cinema Society screening of A24’s “The Spectacular Now” at The Crow’s Nest in Montauk, New York in Rebecca Minkoff top and shorts paired with Prada shoes.

Boy, is that a facial expression that says “The Spectacular Now” or what?

Here’s what we don’t get: This took effort. This took planning. She had to make the decision to pair the ugly Payless shoes with the high-waisted satin shorts. She slapped on a ton of jewelry and even put on some makeup. So if you’re going to go to all that trouble to look good, why on earth do you look so awful, girl? You have money. You have access to free merch. You SHOULD have a stylist at this point. You can’t hide behind the “I don’t care about such things” bullshit excuse because anyone who puts an outfit like this together clearly cares about how she looks. We are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT behind celebrities flying the alterna-style flag and being true to themselves, but there’s a way to do this kind of upscale hipster boho and not look like a dirty crazy person on the subway.

We’re calling it now: This WILL end up on our year-end worst-dressed list. We’re frightened by the prospect of any collection of outfits being worse than this and knocking it completely off the list.



[Photo Credit: Sonia Moskowitz/Getty Images]

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  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Well she didn’t care SO much that she felt the need to paint her toes. So there’s that.

    • marlie

      Enh. I don’t ascribe to the philosophy that one’s toes need to be painted when wearing open-toed shoes. As long as they’re groomed, naked nails are fine by me.

    • VioletFem

      Her toes fine, groomed at least. But her hair is a different story.

  • Stella Zawistowski

    All I can think of is my mother wagging her finger saying, “Brush your hair, young lady!”

    • Hetha Innis

      or “put on some lipstick before you leave the house”

  • sarah

    I LOVED the book, The Spectacular Now. Amazing writing and ending. Read before you see the movie. Awful outfit.

  • H2olovngrl

    She looks like a smacked ass. It’s easy to “not care about such things” when you’ve ALWAYS had money.

  • Rand Ortega


    • drdarke

      I don’t just demand an explanation, TLo – I demand an apology!

      I almost went blind when I saw her whole look – that is just plan Fugly, no two ways about it.

  • Agador Spartacus

    I watched the entire first season of Girls without realizing she played Peggy’s lesbian friend Joyce on Mad Men.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      total sidebar note. I LOVE your screen name. hee hee!

      • Agador Spartacus

        Why thank you! I insist on being called by my full name. 😉

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          But of course you do! One would expect no less!

          • RedRaven617

            I can watch that movie over and over again and still laugh.

          • marlie

            One of my all-time favorites.

    • http://www.alejandra-valera.com/ A. Valera

      I cannot handle your Guatemalaness.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    My computer is loading extra slow today, for the longest time, I only saw her from the breasts up. I *was* thinking she must be publicly auditioning for The Walking Dead. Then the rest appeared all I could say is “MY EYES! MY EYES!”
    I’m done with her.

    • marlie

      Same here. It’s not worth the time it would take to talk about her outfit.

  • Diego!

    OMG… MY EYES!!! I CAN’T! I JUST CAN’T… Girl, FIRE all your gays and BUY a mirror! A big one!

  • Town

    I’m sorry but all the people on this show look like they all need to take a bath. This person just looks rumpled & crumpled. #iCant

    • Bexxx

      I don’t know who downvoted this, because it is gospel.

      • H2olovngrl

        I was wondering about that too!

        • mlle

          Hopefully someone with only a finicky touchpad and no actual mouse.

  • Rhonda Shore

    “Boy, is that a facial expression that says “The Spectacular Now” or what?” WORD.

  • Diego!

    I want to add something, not only does she need a stylist, she needs TASTE! This requires some big guts to go on the street and a red carpet event wearing… THAT. I just can’t believe how much girl hates herself… I can’t believe someone would agree to wear this and not see a ridiculous image back!

    • MilaXX

      See I think she has a stylist who is proceeding the clothing for her, but she then proceed to eff up the look by half assing it on the runway. She’d get a long great with Sustainicorn.

      • Diego!

        That stylist should get a new job… in an office! He really mess it up here! And she added her own style too… Ugh… I can’t even see the pictures for a third time. This is disgusting!

      • demidaemon

        I don’t want to know anyone who would get along great with Sustainacorn. Not only would that mean that particular person was insufferable, it would also mean they would be mega insufferable together. UGH.

    • NOLA_gal

      I get a real feeling of rich-girl-giving-us-all-the-middle-finger from her on a regular basis. Based on absolutely nothing, obviously, but her outfits and look are so consistently this caliber of awful that it really feels like there’s some kind of theme going on.

    • kim bunchalastnames

      plus, she seems to have had an eyebrow accident.

      • Diego!

        Agreed! Or maybe eyebrow implant?

      • makeityourself

        Yeah. WTF? If they were thin and are now growing out (although I think she wears a strong brow in all of her roles,) can’t she figure out the purpose of an eyebrow pencil?

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    In no way has this got a single redeeming feature about it. And the, ‘I really need to be on anti-depressants” look is not helping. I’ve said it before. You are being paid insane amounts of money. When you are on the RC pole dancing your new flick you are at WORK. Suck it up and do your job as an actor: and give the audience what they came for, which is absolutely not what you are currently giving them.

    • Bexxx

      For some reason this one really irritates me more than KStew does. Can’t place why. Maybe because Zosia is a privileged brat who should know better.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        Frankly, they ALL should know better. They all have access to plenty of advice, and tons of borrowed stuff. No real excuse here. When the studio system was in place this kind of thing did not occur. No actor was allowed to go to a public event looking less than perfection.

      • Little_Olive

        Maybe because KStew -who I don’t like very much- at least puts on the outfits her stylist picks out? Bratitude and all, she has been known to sport a Marchesa dress or two. This one looks like she is positively trying to look bad, head to toe.

        Also, Zozia’s detachment here smells more of superiority than of being miserable, like KStew seems to be.

        • demidaemon

          KStew has the occasional “Wow! She actually looks good/she took her uppers today!” moment. I have yet to see one of those with this one.

      • muzan-e

        My general impression has always been that KStew is trolling her own fans. “Forgot to wash my hair; I’m still pretty, delicate Bella, right guys?” “Check out this Cher dress. Am I still Bella now?” “How about if I whip out a joint in front of the camera and rock up to my interview looking visibly stoned? Still love me now?” I hear her laughing every time she shows up wearing something absolutely outrageous.

        Whereas this just looks like an expensive and painstakingly-assembled attempt at disinterest.

        • Bexxx

          I think that’s exactly it- KStew’s red carpet attitude seems to come from a place of genuine frustration, from being pigeonholed as a certain character, from being treated by the media as a talentless homewrecker. Zosia’s crankiness just seems to be that of a bored, jaded rich kid, an attitude that makes me STABBY.

      • melisaurus

        Because Kstew still poses even when she’s not smiling.

    • leahpapa

      Indeed. Or, if you’re into the whole “I’m an artiste, darling; I don’t do anything so vulgar and low as pole dance for the bourgeois masses” thing, then discontinue your relationship with HBO and go find something alienating and inaccessible to do at La MaMa. I take it as a personal affront to see someone with so much access and privilege cultivating boredom on such a regular basis.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        It is truly something in the nature of an insult to all those with far less.

        • H2olovngrl

          There aren’t enough likes in the world for this and leahpapa’s comment.

        • Little_Olive

          Well, while I wholeheartedly agree with you, on a second thought I feel for her -I mean how miserable must you be to not realize that you are so lucky? And even if she does not *feel* miserable, how poor has her education been not to teach her the joy of gratitude?

          Seems like a first world problem, but I feel it’s a token of the void of this modern existence. (I may have gone too far. I woke up philosophical today.)

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            Not too philosophical for me: not by a long shot. And I would have to agree, that the under-layer here, of not being able to see one’s own good fortune, and appreciate it as the gift that it is, is quite sad, and all too common, as well. And as for it being a First World issue, I suspect people all over the world often find themselves unable, or unwilling, to see the graces and gifts in their lives.

          • CupcakeKate

            Such an excellent point.

    • ankali

      But does her audience expect more than this from her? I don’t watch Girls, but this seems very much in keeping with what I would expect from her based on her Mad Men character. It’s one thing if she’s being snotty in her interviews (which she might be, haven’t read any), but I don’t have too much of a problem with her not being sunny on the RC. WHICH IS NOT TO SAY I APPROVE OF THIS OUTFIT. Want to make that crystal clear!

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        I don’t even insist that she be all “jazz hands” about an RC appearance; but she should at very least try not to look like she is about to burst into tears. Its called acting, hon. Its what you’re paid for. And as far as that “outfit” is concerned. I have no words. no. words.

        • ankali

          Oooh, now I hope she starts bursting into tears at every RC appearance! It could be her signature thing. Rainyface Mamet, they could call her. Which would be an improvement on Jesus Christ, What IS That Girl Wearing — Oh It’s Zosia Mamet.

        • demidaemon

          I have one word: AWFUL.

          I write a thesis on that particular word below.

  • Catiline

    I think the blue pattern is pretty, which just makes me madder at… everything else.

    • MaryMitch

      Yeah, it’s not the outfit so much as the stance, the hair, the expression, the eyebrows, the lips, …

  • ashtangajunkie

    Whoa. That’s all I got.

  • MilaXX

    Just a HAM. The topper is it always feels like she intentionally poses looking as miserable as possible. If you have foundation and mascara on, and you do, why not let the makeup artist fill in your brows and brush you hair. She is the reason why irrational celebrity hate list exist, because I cannot this child based on her RC looks alone. It’s not hip, or cool, it simply childish.

    • muzan-e

      That’s exactly what irritates me about this nonsense: the level of deceit.

      If you hate the whole business, if you want to make a point about it, cool: show up wearing something you found in the clearance bin at Walmart and a stranger’s shoes. Shun the foundation. Drag a comb through your hair and call it Done. Make yourself a genuine “Look at all this fancy bullshit” statement.

      But don’t spend a half-hour perfecting your complexion first and expect me to take you seriously when you mug sulky faces for the camera.

      • H2olovngrl

        TRUTH! She needs to “SUCK IT UP PRINCESS!”. This is one of the reasons she is paid so well. If she wants to be a serious artist, she could to go find herself a nice community theater or something off-off Broadway where she isn’t required to promote her show.

      • demidaemon

        The clearance bin at Wal-Mart has got to be an improvement over this.

    • Coleen

      It’s SO half-assed, especially with the makeup. You want to keep those bushy brows? Congratulations. Here’s a pencil. Fill in that shit already.

      • MilaXX


  • Emily Dagger

    Everything you pointed out is terrible, of course, but I am confused and terrified by that top. Is it a blouse with ties? Is it a jacket? Is it both? Is it partly untucked and partly tucked in but in a very strange way that makes those panels? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, what is going on there?

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      That sucker looks like it comes with instructions.

    • kimmeister

      I’m baffled by the top myself. Is it a blazer and blouse (with untied ties)? A shirt with a built in vest?

  • Nikko Viquiera

    How I miss Sex and the City :(

    • Carleenml


  • PastryGoddess

    I think she needs a Maggie Ghyllenhal-esqe pep talk.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      I think she needs a body of work that remotely compares to Maggie’s before she is allowed to break out cat lady wannabe fashion.

      • SportifLateBoomer

        As a cat lady with some level of personal style, I take umbrage at the association!

    • marlie

      For all we grips about Maggie’s style, there’s no artifice there. Maggie seems to wear what she wants, when she wants. THIS girl is all obnoxious affectation, and I’m over it.

  • http://www.thirteen.org/program-content/dispatch-from-the-downton-abbey-diaspora-16/ Gotham Tomato

    And she looks like she’s having so much fun too. It’s as if she knows she’s been caught out and is about to end up on a list somewhere.


  • VeryClaire

    I like her shoes

  • hughman


  • Jessica Freeman

    I liked where she could have gone with this…but then she wore the shoes and the “I don’t give a shit face” and all bets were off.

  • Fordzo

    She look jaundiced.

  • Insidiously

    Besides Allison Willams, the entire pretentious faux-hipster cast of this show annoys me. Like, girl you know you care, so BYE!!!

  • Sweetvegan

    “We’re calling it now: This WILL end up on our year-end worst-dressed list. We’re frightened by the prospect of any collection of outfits being worse than this and knocking it completely off the list.” Oooh, that’s a bold statement with 5 months left in the year!

  • Cindy Claussen

    Her hands look orange from perhaps applying self-starter or maybe to many cheetos.

  • RedRaven617

    Even her eyebrows look un-combed.

  • Carleenml

    I’ve never watched The Girls and I never will because whenever I see an actress from that show I visibly shudder. Something about that “we’re too good for you and smarter than anyone” bullshit…both in the poses and the styles. Get over yourselves.

    • marlie

      I watched the first few episodes (I was talked into it), and believe me, you’re NOT missing anything.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        Nothing accept Lena Dunham’s titts. Over and over again.

  • kayleymaybe

    I’m confused. Is it a shirt and vest? And matching tie? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

    • Adriana_Paula

      This outfit broke my brain. And that’s not even to speak of the Empire waist shorts…

  • SewingSiren

    My father is very , very rich and successful.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I was just about to say her expression was, “Feel sorry for me because my father is a jerk who keeps writing misogynist plays and making his wives act in them and how do you think that makes me feel?” But maybe I’m too charitable. I would certainly hate to be the progeny of Mamet Damnit.

      • Rand Ortega

        But her mom is the very excellent Lindsay Crouse. So she has that on her side. Too bad none of that showed up here.

    • H2olovngrl

      Poor, poor, pitiful me…

  • Bexxx

    Something is seriously awry in eyebrow territory.

    • kimmeister

      That is what bothers me the most. They make her look like she has trichotillomania, which is not a good look for anybody. (If she really does have it then I’m sorry for her, but she could at least fill in those suckers.)

  • Chaiaiai

    This is not an expression I trot out often but all *I* can see is “glum cunt”.

    • demidaemon

      That is an awesome turn of phrase that I want to steal.

  • Jade

    I feel like the important question here is what happened to her beautiful, thick eyebrows?!

    • Rand Ortega

      She looks like she had an OCD episode.

  • Sara Brams-Miller


  • frannyprof

    Ugh. This girl. Am over her need to prove that she doesn’t care about lookin good, being a celebrity, etc.

  • Tess Danesi

    Her hang dog look is the perfect topper to this whackadoo outfit which is odd since it’s all bright and satin and pattern. This has to be a personal worst for her and that’s saying a lot.

    I’m also perplexed by platform shoes on grass. I can barely make it from driveway to my door over a tiny strip of grass in heels without twisting an ankle. How are people walking on grass in those things. I’m looking at you Gaga.

  • alyce1213

    This travesty doesn’t deserve attention to detail, but is that a blue rubber band on her wrist in case she want to make a ponytail? What is that?

    • lobsterlen

      I maybe giving her too much credit here but the blue rubber band could be giving her access to the event she is attending.

      • alyce1213

        That’s probably it, but since it seems to be a low-key event at a restaurant in Montauk, I wonder if access bands are even necessary.

        • lobsterlen

          Nothing to do with the rubber band …

          Has there ever been anyone this miserable looking attending a surfing event/film screening in Montauk on a warm summers evening? Christ she must sucked the life out of the party.

  • Ann VerWiebe

    I don’t get it…

  • formerlyAnon

    You all nailed it. Too much obvious effort for this result. Even this very assemblage of bits ‘n bobs itself could have looked better with some tweaking of the jacket, a little more color on the face and a discernible choice between artful dishevelment or well-groomed for the hair.

  • lobsterlen

    I am going to channel my Mom here …
    I don’t get it. She’s such a pretty girl. Its like she is going out of her way to look ugly.

  • clairellis

    She is not doing anything to quell my irrational hatred for her. This is ridiculousness. Stop it, Zosia.

  • jen

    Her outfit is eating itself.

  • mhleta

    You called it. The “I don’t give a shit” face belies the amount of effort it took to get here, which leaves us to draw one of two possible conclusions, either: a) that she’s upset that she tried and failed or b) that she’s a big ol’ poser.

    • marlie

      I’m going with the latter.

      • Candigirl1968

        I second that emotion.

  • kimmeister

    The girl does have some nice gams, so there’s that.

  • susan6

    This is aggressively ugly. Everything about it. She is really trying to look as bad as possible, that’s the only explanation.

  • MaggieMae

    I’m not sure what to make of it. Even more confused after Googling her in Google Images. What if she thinks she looks great?

  • artgirl9

    Way to work it, Zosia!

  • Violina23

    My 3YO first thing in the morning has better hair…

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      That makes me think of my favorite commercial. The diapers one that sings “I feel pretty, oh so pretty” while sleepy faced, WILD HAIRED babies rise and shine. OH how I miss those days.

  • Danielle L

    WHAT is going on with that eyebrow situation?

    • Adrianna Grężak

      omg you’re right, how didn’t I notice before? Is that what happens when you try to wax at home?

  • marlie

    I quit. I give up up this one.

  • Adrianna Grężak

    Perfect example of how you need to just own what you chose to wear. We might forgive this look a little if she stood up straight and smiled.

  • Janet B

    Why did she bother showing up?

  • Sushy Gooroo

    You forgot the witch hair. Did she use a comb? Is this hair on purpose? And if so, what purpose is it?

  • Morales Mike

    She is a full-on no holds barred hot mess. And what is up with the eyebrows?! Did she just have a fit and pull out a bunch of hairs in the middle of one? Other than Allison Williams I don’t understand the attraction of the Girls cast anyway. It’s like they purposely want to irritate and alienate people with their outfits.

  • rkdgal

    So many things to harp on with Miss Zosia, but today I’ll go with the brows. Full brows are great, but what is HAPPENING there?! To me, this is the equivalent of neckbeard on our boystars. Clean those brows up or don’t bother with the rest of the makeup — it ruins whatever effect you’re going for. (And man, does this outfit send mixed messages!)

  • LauraWL

    Meh. She really truly seems to not care. What I find so weird is how offended people in the comments seem to be about her choice not to care and how much projection is going on about her thoughts and feelings. So she doesn’t seem to like dressing a certain way for the red carpet (I honestly really like her weird styling but what do I know) and she doesn’t like smiling, I honestly don’t understand why that is offensive to people. I watched one of her Letterman interviews and she did not seem pretentious and even commented on the not smiling. She just doesn’t like to smile in photos; is that a quirky bridge too far for people? FWIW she seemed a lot like quirky eccentric people I know with a strong sense of self and I dunno, I actually like that.

    • demidaemon

      Well, she’s in the wrong business then. The whole purpose of the red carpet is to sell yourself and whatever current project you are working on/just finished/is being released, like any other professional event. If a person showed up to a business meeting in an equally horrendous outfit with that expression, would you be so willing to turn a blind eye?

    • not_Bridget

      The chick went out of her way to look like crap. Besides the Payless shoes, most of her outfit cost real money. But none of of the pieces are good–and they neither match nor clash amusingly.

      She’s in a business. Part of the job is appearing on the occasional red carpet. She didn’t have to try to be glamorous–but she could have put a bit of thought into the outfit. Or let the people whose job it is to dress “stars” do their job. if she sees herself as arty bohemian, she could just wear black. But this outfit is ludicrous.

      Helena Bonham Carter is quirky, eccentric & has a strong sense of self. She often looks bizarre in the red carpet–but that’s her personal style She’s also an excellent actress….

      There’s been a lot of anti-hipster sentiment on this thread. I kind of think they’re cute–I remember the Hipsters of Eld. Lots of the neo-Hipsters wear cheap clothes, second hand clothes–and manage to look amusing & distinctive. This poor little rich girl looks like she needs therapy.

  • Qitkat

    Did this woman give her parents any pleasure as a child? Because I’ve never seen anyone appear so consistently dreary. It’s amazing that she pulled that concept off in such brilliant colors.

  • snarkykitten

    I’m always amazed at how bad she & Lena Dunham look. That shit takes effort. Jesus, I wrestle dogs all day and I could spend 5 minutes cleaning up & show up looking better than them.

  • http://www.dogsdotcom.blogspot.com/ Plink

    Fugly, ugly, dirty toes.

  • Kate

    Two words: camel. toe.

  • Judy_J


  • http://frederickvegetarian.wordpress.com sixgables

    Jaysus girl, wash your feet.

    Paired with jeans, even, that would work. But that’s a mess.

  • SportifLateBoomer

    It really is a mess. The thing that struck me is that her face looks about 45. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… not good when you’re twenty-something. Her expression to me is bored rich suburban soccer mom who’s making a desperate play at looking city-chic.

    (I do actually like the shoes… ducking now).

  • JauntyJohn

    Ok. Obviously this is some kind of silent protest thing. “I will stand in the glare of the publicity spotlight but, much like someone who handcuffs themselves to a chain link fence and goes limp when they cut me loose and carry me away to booking, I will, by my very lack of participation, make my stand.”
    Whatever, girl.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Clearly this young lady has chosen the wrong career path. It seems every time I see her she looks so miserable, that I’m convinced she should have gone into another line of work.

  • Therese Bohn

    I look forward to the list.

    • drdarke

      What @5970d555205d80112ee5c6b2c34cefae:disqus says.

      Indeed, TLo – I demand the list!

      • demidaemon

        It’s going to be a stinker, considering the awfulness that has already shown up on the very blog this year.

        • Therese Bohn

          True that.

  • MsKitty

    Really? This is trifling.

    • Just Me

      Nice deployment of that chestnut “trifling”…one of my personal favorites.

  • Anniebet

    Disgusting. Ya think she does this on purpose to thumb her nose at people like us? If not, then perhaps she needs “help”.

  • Joanne Abrams

    Oh Zosia, you are more and more disappointing. This is absolutely awful from head to toe and what the hell is going on with your eyebrows?? Is that a partial wax job gone bad or makeup, very confusing.

  • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    You have a gorgeous head of hair, girl. BRUSH IT!!!! And pluck those eyebrows! And stand up straight! And would it kill you to effing smile?

    Damn it, that girl brings out the Mommy Dearest in me.

    • carolynmo

      Thank you for saying what I think every time I see I see a picture of her.

  • Imasewsure

    I don’t know… it’s definitely bad enough for the list but still don’t think it will make it… so much competition and still so many months left. I firmly believe she will come up with something even worse!

  • Just Me

    She looks like she is recovering from a vicious vampire attack that left her drained of a goodly portion of blood. She looks sickly, in addition to looking “over it” in that “petulant teenager who has everything” way. I wouldn’t go to the grocery store looking like this, much less to work (where she is, by the way).

  • KikiAvocado

    she doesn’t want you to think she cares..and she cares that you think she doesn’t care–fuckin hipsters – SMILE!

  • amanda lynn

    imagine that outfit on anna kendrick (for example). she’d rock a 40s retro hairstyle and adorable pumps, and look…oh i don’t know, happy. then we’d love it. stop looking so miserable and brush your damn hair, girl.

  • Perigee

    I think her look probably adequately meets her image goals (serious artist without concern for fashion), therefore I feel crappy acting like one of those truly awful authority figures who say “You’d be so pretty if…..” But she would be so pretty if she didn’t dress so fugly and try to do the no-makeup makeup look. My guilt doesn’t change the fact that this look is just awful.

  • OrigamiRose

    Maybe this was the winning look for an upcoming challenge on Project Runway.

  • Kimberlini

    Clearly she’s protesting something. I just don’t know what.

  • Pennymac

    I can smell the patchouli from here…..

  • omg_dora

    If there’s anything more annoying than a hipster, it’s a rich hipster.

  • ShaoLinKitten

    She is clearly upset and traumatized by the severe waxing accident that took half her right eyebrow.

  • Linzenberg

    This isn’t even rich hipster. This is the facial expression of someone who had a long, exhausting fight with her parents, and is acting out by by passive aggressively changing into something intentionally ugly, brushing her hair backward, and is now silently and bitchily daring her mother to say something.

    “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Mom. You said I couldn’t wear the leather pants to Grandma’s birthday. I’m not wearing the leather pants. So take the picture. Just take the picture, Mom. Take the picture.”

  • LaSylphide

    You want an explanation? I’ll give you an explanation. She has lousy taste in clothes. That’s the explanation.

  • Susan Velazquez

    comb ur goddamn hair

  • boweryboy

    Even she looks pissed off at herself for wearing this outfit.

  • SRQkitten

    Would like to know the bet she lost to have to go out of the house looking like this.

  • Not applicable

    Smug and fugly… Smfugly

  • Karen Philp


  • demidaemon

    I fear that something worse than this is possible. That said, I think everything is awful here. Shoes: awful. Outfit: Mega-hideous and awful. Hair: Untended, sad, and awful. Make-up: There was make up involved in this? So it’s negligible and awful.

    Sad, premeditated and awful!

  • AngelaGreen

    Can someone explain what’s happening with the eyebrows? Because it’s like, “I used to pluck, but I’m too busy” blah blah blah whatcakes?

  • Renaissance_Man_ATL

    Bitch please.