Bruce Willis attends the premiere of “Red 2″ at Westwood Village in Los Angeles in a Dolce&Gabbana white linen suit.
Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2014 Collection
If a crusty old action star whose entire image is bound up in masculinity tropes can hit the red carpet looking this finely put together, there isn’t a boystar in the world who has an excuse for not doing so.
Boystars: you are PUT ON NOTICE. You are expected to Willis it the Fuck UP* the next time you’re poledancing for a movie or we’re going to use our secret gay powers to belittle and emasculate you publicly.
You WERQ that (very trendy at the mo) summer white, Bruce. We’re impressed (although truth be told, we would have gone with grey or white shoes).
Oh! One more thing, boys. If you insist on wearing a jacket and collared shirt without a tie, then this is how your collar’s supposed to look (standing up straight, kept in place by the lapels; not spreading out all over your chest). Make a note of it.
Jeez. We’re using Bruce Willis, of all people, to teach young boystars how to dress. It’s Bizarro Day.
*Actual fashion term. Now, anyway.
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