New concept: Triage stylists. We volunteer. We’ll park ourselves at the end of a red carpet and instantly assess which stars need immediate styling care. We will then rush them behind a screen where we will swap out the offending items for something stylish and venue-appropriate, before shoving them in front of the cameras again.
Wow, that could totally be our reality TV show. Anyway, we have no doubt we’d be waving a defibrillator in the air and shouting “CLEAR!” at the first sight of Miss Shailene here:
Shailene Woodley attends “The Spectacular Now” Los Angeles Special Screening in a Proenza Schouler ensemble paired with Proenza Schouler sandals and a H.O.W.L. necklace.
Proenza Schouler Resort 2014 Collection/Model: Joanna Tatarka
Good lord, everything here is just so very wrong. We don’t quite know where to start. She looks a good 15 years older than her age. The hair and makeup are fine, but everything below the neck is decidedly un-fresh and un-modern to our eyes. We don’t like the shape or proportions of those pieces; neckline too high, waistline too high, hemline too low. And that necklace is so incongruous it’s giving us migraines. Also: the shoes are just plain ugly. And we’re going to say it: If you don’t want to get the pedicure before you head out in front of cameras, then don’t wear an open-toed shoe. That’s just poor finishing, and it leads us to believe she doesn’t have a team of people helping her out. Shailene? Get on that immediately, girl.
[Photo Credit: Emiley Schweich, Jonathan Shensa/PRPhotos.com, style.com]