Salma Hayek in Saint Laurent at the “Grown Ups 2″ Premiere

Posted on July 16, 2013

Salma Hayek attends the premiere of “Grown Ups 2″ in New York City in Saint Laurent.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PRPhotos.com]

    • MoHub

      She looks as if she’s having a lot of fun, but that right strap looks as if the seamstress got distracted and made a mistake in applying it.

    • Karen Belgrad

      French maid hair. Frankendress that looks like a snake trying to eat her (already ate the midsection). I … just… can’t. It my birthday Salma, why do you do this to me?

      • filmcricket

        Happy birthday!

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        Happy Karen Day!!

        • Karen Belgrad

          Yesterday (on Miley Cyrus thread), I won the internet. Today I get my own day! I love this blog :)

      • KateShouldBeWorking

        I hope your day is better than this movie.

      • drdarke

        Happy Birthday, @karenbelgrad:disqus – and sorry THAT was your present from Selma Hayek.

      • shopgirl716

        My birthday too! Happy Birthday.

    • Sobaika

      She’s so flawless I don’t even care about the faux-Cleopatra dress.

      • jen

        I know, right?! And she’s approaching 50! It boggles the mind!

    • mmebam

      I like asymmetry, but that bodice does not look intentional enough. I just want to yank it around until I can straighten it out.

    • MilaXX

      It’s a lot of weird pieces; the trim around the bodice kinda fights the draping and cut outs & the hand bracelet never did really catch on. Yet I don’t completely hate this look.

      • kimmeister

        Those hand bracelets would drive me crazy. Plus, I gesture so much that they would probably fly off and give someone a black eye.

        • MilaXX

          Yeah I haven’t tried those, but I’m sure I’d probably fling mine across the room.

    • hughman

      Not a big fan of dresses that look like they require Ikea instructions.

      • MoHub

        But Ikea instructions rarely correspond to what it takes to actually assemble the items.

        • TheAmericaness

          I always call Ikea instructions “Instructions by Mime.”

      • Winter_White

        Instead of an Ikea hex key, this gets tightened up with that Gaydamak hand bracelet. Ah, the rich.

      • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

        as assembled by Anya.

    • http://thatswhatthemoneyisfor.wordpress.com/ lizlemonglasses

      That dress is a hot mess, but I’m impressed that she just doesn’t seem to age!

    • Diego!

      Not her best dress choice… make up and hair look perfect tough!

    • marlie

      So are hand rings/bracelets going to be a “THING” now? UGH. So dumb.

      As for the dress… that sparkly rope thingy around the top of her dress looks like the cable that I use to lock up my bike.

      • Gwyndall

        I was thinking sparkly jump rope…

        • H2olovngrl

          I was thinking she looks like she had been lassoed.

    • filmcricket

      The palm bracelet thing cracks me up. I’m hearing Lorelai Lee in my head: “I love finding new places to wear diamonds!”

    • Sarah Winningham

      She has literally billions of dollars, I don’t understand why she wears so many poorly fitted/poorly chosen/unflattering dresses.

      • filmcricket

        Or why she’s appearing in a film like this. Can’t her husband buy her a good movie?

        • Angela_the_Librarian

          I still can’t believe this beat out Pacific Rim (which was surprisingly good) at the box office over the weekend

        • Rand Ortega

          She’s a very savvy producer (“Ugly Betty” et al) in her own right. But… the suits don’t believe she or anyone like her has the BO mojo to carry a movie. Even though “Frida” won 2 Oscars, nominated for 6, made $60M worldwide on a $12M budget, not including DVD sales. Same old story. So she’s relegated to play “The Wife” in movies like “GU 2″

          • filmcricket

            Oh I know, I get it. But I just don’t understand how her multi-billionaire husband can’t get together with his billionaire buddies and put up some cash for an art flick for her. That’s how most of the decent films are made these days, with multiple backers. Who cares what the old boys network at the head of the majors say? Is going to your husband for money really more humiliating than simulating sex with Adam Sandler?

            • Rand Ortega

              OMG! LOL! That’s brilliant. But you know the game. It’s not about the $ exclusively. There’s such a maze to making films when it comes to P&A, tax credit eligibility (which I’m going through now myself– Gawd), insurance & guarantors, distribution, pre-sales, sales domestically & internationally. She’s got a kid now, it may not be worth the effort even as an independent.

              “simulating sex w/ Adam Sandler”. Ewww. I can forget about lunch, ’cause here comes breakfast.

        • Rand Ortega

          If this weren’t so wrong, I would’ve fell off my chair laughing. Salma’s mega rich on her own, being the owner of most if not all of the tv series & movies she’s produced like “Frida”, “Ugly Betty” et al.

          • Rand Ortega

            Sorry FC I didn’t realize I was replying to you below I thought i was replying to Angela. Sorry about the double reply. : )

      • GSMSF

        Maybe she likes the challenge. She’s going to look fantastic in 99% of
        clothing, so why not experiment and see if she can pull off an
        asymetrical curtain with pull rope? Evidently the answer is yes.

    • Rand Ortega

      Never liked the Heidi braids. On anyone. What’s this, now? A ‘handlet’? C’mon. Boredom should not breed silliness. The dress is odd but attention getting. A little color w/ the shoes would’ve been nice.

      • MilaXX

        Handlets and finger tip rings are the latest craze.

        • marlie

          So you can spend all day worrying about them falling off? No thank you.

          • MilaXX

            Can’t speak on the handlet, but the finger tip rings fit pretty snug.

        • Rand Ortega

          Geez…

        • kimmeister

          FingerTIP rings? That I haven’t seen yet. Do you skip the manicure on just that one finger?

          • MilaXX

            I think they are also called first knuckle rings. Instead of going all the way up the finger, they sit between the nail and first knuckle.

            • kimmeister

              Oh ok, those I have seen. I was imagining something like a thimble.

            • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

              Seeing rings like that always makes me think of Phoebe on Friends.

    • gabbilevy

      Her hair and face has been disappointing me lately. I know its hot, Salma, but step it up!

    • Tatiana Luján

      I really don’t like that sparly cable, but I like the fit. No baby heads!

    • ‘Becca’lise Deveaux

      Kevin James looks hot on that poster. That is all.

      • dashransome

        And Chris Rock is making the quintessential Chris Rock face. How could he be captured making that face in a high school picture? …all this time I thought it was part of his act.

    • Adriana_Paula

      Looks like someone misses her From Dusk Till dawn snake…but I like it overall! I love when she does shapely and a little flirty.

      • Anniebet

        She looked insanely, astoundingly, amazingly sexy in that scene. Okay, was that a tad over the top? Sry.

        But, holy cats, talk about an hour-glass figure – wow! I got a girl crush real bad when I saw the film. I tried really hard to avoid seeing the snake though.

    • Judy_S

      She looks pretty good, considering how silly the dress is. I guess she doesn’t mind people inspecting her bust to see how it all works.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      OH MY GOSH. You guys, she totally stole Nicole Kidman’s hair band.

    • decormaven

      Not another braid-accented hairdo. Pinterest braids must die!

      • dashransome

        Kill the dress braid too!

    • nannypoo

      I hate this dress. Her feet are less tan than her legs. Golf?

      • Adriana_Paula

        Catholic school uniform…I still have that tan and it’s been decades…

    • Anniebet

      This is a nope. She’s still amazing, just not here.

    • http://piblet.tumblr.com/ Anastasia

      Something about this look and her eyebrows is taking me back to Kim Kardashian a la 2004.

    • Blair Sylvester

      I am shocked that she gets put in so many unfortunate and worse badly tailored outfits. I would think the brands under her billionaire husband would spend a good chunk of their time making sure that she gets the best close and that they look perfect on her. One so that they don’t piss their boss off and two because she is a highly visible representation of all the brands under her husbands umbrella.

    • Molly

      Salma Hayek starring in Snakes on a Dame!

    • Aidan B

      It pains me that designer fashions are wasted on this movie.

    • shopgirl716

      Bitch doesn’t age. Bitch. And her dress is confusing.

    • Imasewsure

      Kind of Chicos

    • bertkeeter

      If YSL had not been cremated, he’d be turning over in his grave!

    • demidaemon

      Oh, she was on top of her game for a hot minute there. Then her husband said, “Honey, you have to wear this one to the premiere.” Dollar signs flashed in his eyes, and she looked at it, sighed, and said, “I’ll work it.”

      Which, to her credit, she does, but the cutouts are dumb, and that crap on the neckline is also tres dumb.

    • hailtree

      the woman loves painful-looking shoes, doesn’t she?

    • veleri

      it seems like she’s holding her breath.

    • tboscardin

      “I just love finding new places to wear diamonds!”

    • Ugly

      i just realized that i would totally get tickets to see salma hayek on ice !!!

      really though, this is just a long ice skating dress

    • librarygrrl64

      That hairstyle is a cute way to beat the heat without employing “yoga hair.”