Ryan Guzman at the “Red 2” Premiere

Posted on July 12, 2013

You’re lucky you’re cute, kid.


Ryan Guzman attends the premiere of “Red 2” in Los Angeles, California.

A white t-shirt at a movie premiere? Tsk-fucking-tsk. Yeah, it’s an action movie and yeah, it’s not your movie, but unless you want people to continue to say “Who?” when they see you, you best start putting some effort in, son.

You’re also lucky it’s Sausage Friday around here, because it’s the only reason we’re featuring you. Gotta give the boy-oriented their candy. But put on an actual shirt next time, ‘k? Queen Helen should have tottered up to you in her stripper heels and slapped you viciously.



[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Izumi Hasegawa/PR Photos]

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  • kirkyo

    Nick teen awards show outfit

  • I have no idea who this kid is, but he is a little piece of delicious. He should be bitched slapped for showing up to a premiere like this. Or maybe spanked…stripped then spanked….stripped then covered with oil then spanked.

    • He must be one of Luis Guzman’s eighteen kids.

      (No, he’s not. Your guess is as good as mine.)

    • demidaemon

      If Bruce or Byung-hun are doing the spanking, sign me up and make some videos.

      • right!
        you must be a west coaster? i always enjoy your comments that come in the evenings.

        • demidaemon

          Heh. Thanks! 🙂

          But I’m just a late-posting east-coaster due to either work during the school year (I teach entry level college courses) or writing during the summer.

  • hughman

    Talk about yer “smokey eye”…

  • kimmeister

    Did he hitchhike there?

    • j_anson

      Yup. From the construction site where he works his day job. Hey, it’s hard out there for an up-and-coming actor.

  • Just Me

    I’d say he is Pitting, but that face is trying too hard. This was an unfortunate accident of bad dressing.

  • GoryDetails

    He looks like he was on site to deliver a pizza or something, and got dragged into the photo shoot by mistake. (I do rather like the outfit, but it’s definitely in the “I just painted the house” vein rather than “I’m going to a movie premiere”.)

    • RebeccaKW

      Exactly. He fairly stylishly dressed for running errands. For a red carpet of any sort-not so much.

  • JauntyJohn

    Very (very) hot, but that much dressing down borders on affected.

  • MilaXX

    Tsk, ‘scuse me while I go apologize to Charlie Day. At least *he* put in the effort.

  • kimiakay

    Ooooh I can just picture Dame Helen slapping him! Great mental image, thanks, guys. That T-shirt is an abomination. Did he not have anyone to tell him he dressed like crap? He is cute, and a real shirt would have made this look maybe acceptable? At least he doesn’t have neck beard and his hair is good.

  • throwslikeagirl

    At least he shaved his neck. Okay designers– give the dude some clothes.

  • decormaven

    Got out of the drunk tank just in time for the RC event. I know that sounds harsh, but that is what one wears to grab a beer round the way.

  • alyce1213

    Maybe Bruce Willis should have grabbed this boy by the scruff and dragged him out.

  • Those jeans! Those shoes! I did not even notice the t shirt.

  • Sara__B

    He put in a lot of effort to look this disheveled.

  • marlie

    Even if this had been featured on “Man on the Street,” I’d hate his outfit. Try again, hon.

  • demidaemon

    Cute yes. Asswipe, also yes. Everyone else bothered to find a suit; you can too, you twit.

  • demidaemon

    Oh, on the weak compliments side, at least his facial hair is groomed.

  • Someone’s agent must have forgotten to tell him about the premiere until about a half hour ago.

  • That’s one way not to get invited back. For shame.

  • quiltrx

    He looks like a slightly-more-interesting James Franco. Which, sadly, still means he looks like a complete tool.

    • H2olovngrl

      Oop! I should have scrolled down before commenting! I didn’t think anyone else saw the Franco in him!

  • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    1. Tsk-fucking-tsk is in my daily vocabulary. Brilliance.
    2. I sort of hope Willis muscled him into the ladies room, where he and Mirren took turns delivering soul killing insults until he went home and cried.
    3. He’s a disgrace.

  • NBG

    I think I would pay to see Queen Helen slap this kid before I would pay to see this movie.

    • majorbedhead

      I saw the first one – only because Queen Helen was in it. I will not be seeing part 2.

  • ChaquitaPhilly

    BRUCE ****
    Ryan (?)

  • MoHub

    Shame on him! And with the magnificent Queen Helen present. She should have him beheaded!

  • MaggieMae

    Maybe Brad Pitt is his RC idol.

  • frannyprof

    He just wants to show off his perfectly trimmed chests hair. Not that I noticed.

  • snarkykitten

    He looks so smug. No, princess, your “looks” do not entitle you to show up looking like a plumber

  • largishbearishAtlish

    Looks like a day laborer hanging out at the gas station buying lunch… even with the ‘hair’….c’mon. Even the tween events shows would scoff.

    • H2olovngrl

      I am going to have to respectfully disagree. I would pick up a lot more day laborers if they looked and dressed like this boy. “Do you plumb? Because I need to be re-plumbed, again and again and again…”

  • cocohall

    He has nowhere to go but up. With the way he is holding his hands, he looks like Fashion GI Joe, if there were such a thing. Next time at least TUCK IN the t-shirt. Then look for a shirt with actual buttons and a collar. Baby steps.

    • Gwyndall

      With Kung-Fu grip! At least his hands aren’t in his pockets…

  • H2olovngrl

    Aww, he’s like the scruffy yet adorable little love child of James Franco and Mario Lopez…if such a thing were possible…

  • Guest

    Holy shit; yummy.

  • Diego!

    Maybe he is only the camera guy (?). This is a look you wear to have lunch on a Saturday noon.

  • Cathy S

    He’s adorable but someone, please, get him some clothes.

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    He needs a bath.