Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at Sydney Airport

Posted on July 08, 2013

Since we gave our boy readers someone to hate with that Jude Law post, the very least we can do is provide our lady readers with another set of pictures for their mental dartboards. Because just as Jude represents that tiny percentage of the male population who can wear linen suits and look fabulous, so too does Rosie represent that even tinier percentage of the population who can sail through an airport looking like this:

 

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at Sydney Airport in Pierre Balmain jeans paired with a Gucci bag.

Gucci Bamboo Shopper Leather Tote

 

Bitch.

 

But totally in a “Being In Total Charge of Herself” kind of way, Rosie! We love you!

 

You bitch.

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, neimanmarcus.com]

    • Diego!

      OMG She is PERFECT! And I love love love this outfit. Lovely!

    • NBG

      As lovely as she is, she’s being upstaged by that bag in my opinion. It is epic.

    • hughman

      Time Machine Uma Thurman leaves her “Peter Pan” rehearsal to go catch a flight.

    • http://angrynerdgirl.net/ Jessi03

      She looks JUST like a young Uma Thurman!
      Also… bitch. I can’t even fathom looking that fresh and comfortable in an airport.

      • Heather

        Especially after a 14-hour flight.

    • Jessica Freeman

      BITCH. I mean that as a compliment, girl.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Speaking of rumored beards….looking too fabulous!

      • Mrs. Julien

        [falls off chair laughing]

        Statham is in the top 10 of my “Not Until I See a Video and a Signed Affadavit from the People Involved Therein Will I Believe He’s Gay” list.

        FYI, Daniel Craig is #1 on said list.

        • formerlyAnon

          Daniel Craig will be bi- in my heart, even WITH the “Video and a Signed Affadavit.”

          • Mrs. Julien

            What is in our hearts and ids is an entirely different matter.

        • drdarke

          Yeah, I don’t see Statham as gay either, @Mrs. Julien – mainly b/c if he were, I couldn’t see him pretending he wasn’t for any reason!

          Seriously – what homophobic little shit’s going to get up in HIS face…?

          • demidaemon

            You’d be surprised. Those homophobic little shits can have surprisingly big balls.

            • Mrs. Julien

              The ones with the really big balls would be too busy trying to deny his civil rights to get up in his face.

            • drdarke

              Those homophobic little shits can have surprisingly big balls.

              Until Statham grabs them and crushes them in his hand, murmuring softly in Homophobic Little Shit’s ear, “Did yer like me doin’ that t’yer, little boy…?”

          • ankali

            I’d imagine he’d worry about turning off the main demographic his movies rely on (macho or wannabe macho men and teenage boys).

            • Aurumgirl

              Those kinds of movies totally depend on homoeroticism, though.

            • ankali

              Oh sure, but it’s usually sub-subtextual. The textual stuff is generally played for laughs.

          • SylviaFowler

            That is illogical and those are very flawed conclusions. Bisexual and gay professional athletes and even warriors (military) pretend otherwise all of the time.

        • SylviaFowler

          Mr. Craig plays for both teams.

          • Mrs. Julien

            Do you have your videotape and affadavit? Just the video will do. I would really like to watch that. Is it HD? Please let it be HD!

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          • Mrs. Julien

            Ohh, I just got your name reference. Are your nails jungle red?

    • marlie

      I’m really not trying to hate (she looks just fine), but I had that sweater-jacket in 1998. And I hate the booties (booties in general). But the color of the bag is gorgeous. And I’m amused by how much taller she is than her handler to the left.

      • TropiCarla

        Umm … please find that sweater jacket and mail it to me. I need that in my life. ;-)

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

          I’m flying to Australia this week and I saw this and thought THAT is what I need to wear! In a slightly larger size…

          • conniemd

            Yep. That sweater jacket is perfect for an airplane flight. Style wise I like it, but it would also be much more comfy than the tiny blankets the airlines give. Kinda like having a huggy to cover you up with during the long flight.

    • lobsterlen

      In addition to looking beautiful … this is the perfect airport/flying outfit. Hat to hide hair. Glasses to hide blood shot eyes. Large purse to throw stuff in. Easy on off booties. The sweater coat perfect for layer or using as blanket. Well done Rosie on all levels.

    • stubbornthoughts

      This outfit is so goddamn simple I fucking love it.

    • bertkeeter

      Great look….OK we see the bag!

    • newleaf1

      She makes that young lady next to her look like she’s about four feet tall. Working the glamazon angle.

    • formerlyAnon

      Upholding the tradition of long, lean, blond Brits looking impossibly cool and superior whilst breezing through airports. In my day, she’d be or be rumored to be a Rolling Stones girlfriend, whatever her own accomplishments. Only the accessories change with the decades.

    • random_poster

      That look is all kinds of diva fab top to bottom.

    • Sara__B

      This is how I look when I fly. In my dreams.

    • Carleenml

      I’m dressed all in beige/brown today and you know how I look? Beige. Why didn’t somebody tell me to grab my fabulous Gucci bag to make it all better?!

      • Carleenml

        <–even handbag is beige. L'idiot!

    • http://www.champagnerising.com/ heather adair

      is it criminal that I wish her jeans were white?

      • ballerinawithagun

        I know, as gorgeous as she looks, the first thing that popped into my brain was, “I hate those pale blue jeans!”

      • drdarke

        I think white jeans would be too matchy-matchy, @heather adair…..

        Darker blue jeans would be perfect, though!

    • mjude

      damn her

    • j_anson

      Eh, I can’t even take her seriously. She sort of sails over my head, like a perfectly manicured but not terribly interesting doll.

    • CeeQ

      I mean, really. Curses.

    • Annarosa

      Thanks my ass: she’s a model, she’s young & beautiful… come back to me when she will be ugly in some way, and we will talk about it.

    • http://thatswhatthemoneyisfor.wordpress.com/ lizlemonglasses

      Look at that girl next to her. She’s like, “I blew out my hair and squeezed into my skinny jeans for this?” In any other context, she’d be adorable (and looking better than I usually do at an airport). In this one, she’s wallpaper.

    • MaggieMae

      Oh come. on. I’d be disheveled with a greasy face after a long flight.

    • crash1212

      Bitch. Also…want bag…NOW.

    • decormaven

      Thank the heavens for someone who gets it right at the airport. There’s hope, people!

    • Sofia Bentivoglio

      Sexy 70’s vibe from the neck up. I hate all booties, all the time. Where is her right hand? Is she actually pulling her own luggage while under siege by the press? This woman has never had a clumsy moment in her life.

    • YoungSally

      I will award her more points if she just got off an airplane — but I think she is too fresh to have been flying in a tin can for ages.

    • MilaXX

      I really should hate her, but this just feels like something she would actually wear in real, not being pap’d life. Love the bag and the sunglasses.

    • DinaSews

      Isn’t it every woman’s secret fantasy for others to look at her and call her a bitch? ;)

    • Little_Olive

      Well, anyone (“anyone”) can look like that when arriving at the airport. What I want to see is what she looked like after 13 hours on the plane. No, really, I am not envious.

    • Qitkat

      As many times as she has been on this site, I can never remember who she is. I always think she is an obscure European princess. And so again, I did the google. There is just nothing memorable about her appearances, ever, to me.

    • flamingoNW

      Ha ha. The girl walking next to her would be cute under normal living-on-the-same-planet-as-the-rest-of-us circumstances, but next to RHW, dang. Rosie is some kind of workin’ it. The sweater, the Gucci bag, the hand jewelry, the shades, the legs, the hair, the face. Dang. That sweater probably cost twice as much as my car is worth.

      • LaSylphide

        She should give Rihanna lessons in how to wear a long coat-sweater, complete with clothes and (presumably) nether garments and still manage to look chic and sexy.

    • Elaine Childs

      Let’s just remind ourselves that we’d all look better in airports if we got to fly first class ^_^

      • LaSylphide

        Not THAT much better (sigh). There’s only so much first class can do…

    • TigerLaverada

      No way she just got off the 14-hour flight from LAX. She must be about to board one back to the states.

    • aglorios

      I’m just thankful she exists.

    • macwell

      That is how you f–king ARRIVE at an airport if you are a celebrity/model. Its what’s expected – as it should.

      • mhleta

        But it’s kind of doable for all of us, right? Not on that scale, but doable. I’m tired of seeing people travel in sweats and pjs. I picked up my daughter from a flight from Paris and you could pick out the Americans right away from the dumpy clothing choices. The Parisiennes, of course, killin’ it.

        • macwell

          I concur. Realistically though – airplanes are uncomfortable – first/business class or not. In the interest of comfort, I think Americans veer more towards uber comfort instead of casual.

        • macwell

          I hear you on the sweats and pajamas. OMG – PJS?! in PUBLIC?! WTH?! I always look down on any one that does that. I wouldn’t do my laundry in my building’s laundromat in pajamas, let alone go to the airport.This country is starting to get a little lazy again with this ‘I want t to be comfortable’ clothing trend that seems to be sustaining. Its an embarrassment really.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      I can’t actually hate, she looks amazing.

      But I can manage some resentment that her itinerary requires a hat and sweater. I’m not cut out for summer.

    • mhleta

      I have a feeling this girl never wears anything more than once. It all looks very “new out of the box.” And that’s about the worst thing I can say about her, because this is, indeed, gorgeous; that perfect combination of sensible and incredibly stylish.

    • Coleen

      I realize celebrities are not Just Like Us! when it comes to air travel, but just once I’d love to see someone get off from a transoceanic flight in a pair of flippin’ yoga pants and Converse.

    • desi_girl

      I love that that bag actually looks like it has something in it. Most of the time, when celebs are totting a bag around for display and mileage, they don’t even bother to put anything in it and the prized, lust-worthy possession ends up looking all limp and sad!

      Oh, and, now I know who can carry off ankle-length cardigans! :-/

    • SophieCollier

      She looks a bit like Uma, doesn’t she?

    • Synnae

      Does anybody know who that cardigan is by? I am one of those really tall girls who can carry off ankle-length cardigans but they are so f-in hard to find.