Miley Cyrus in London

Posted on July 25, 2013

We’re all for a good hi-lo mix when it comes to fashion, but as with so many things, Miley takes it so far that it pretty much lands in self-parody.

 

Miley Cyrus out and about at The Box Club in London.

Alexander McQueen Trompe L’Oeil Shirt Jumper. Levi’s Vintage Shorts. Versace Signature Booties with Platform. Vintage Chanel Rhinestone Choker. Cartier Juste un Clou Bracelet. Céline Classic Box Bag.

Behold the daughter Edina Monsoon always wished she’d had.

Now go click on the links and do a quick tally of the cost of these lovely items Miley is wearing and never paid for. You and I call that “shoplifting,” but in the world of the celebrity, it’s merely called style. Have you finished adding it all up? Good. Then you’re primed to rip this ridiculous outfit to shreds.

We think what pisses us off here is that she’s ruining a damn cool McQueen top. There are so many awesome things you can do with that top. Pairing them with your washing-the-car shorts never even makes the list. Also: the amount and style of jewelry she’s sporting is tacky in the extreme, but we do love that outrageously priced Cartier bracelet.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews.com, alexandermcqueen.com, vintagetrends.com, versace.com, depuis1924.com, cartier.com, celine.com]

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