Miley Cyrus in Balenciaga in London

Posted on July 18, 2013

Bless this child. If you’re fetal-young, rich and skinny, then this is how you do it:

 

Miley Cyrus heads to BBC Radio One to promote her new album in London in a Balenciaga t-shirt paired with a Celine bag.

Balenciaga “Join A Weird Trip” T-shirt

If her outfit doesn’t inspire an urge in strangers to slap her, than she’s just not doing her job, kittens. Trust.

If she has any sense at all she’ll be embarrassed by this somewhat ridiculous getup some time around her 30th birthday, but for now, we can only nod in gay-uncle approval. You go on, girl. Dress like an attention-seeking brat while you can. You have our big, gay stamp of approval.

We reserve the right to revoke that approval on a whim, though. And rest assured, we will.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, farfetch.com]

    • Catiline

      In the fourth picture of her, I just can’t unsee the resemblance to Wil Wheaton.

      • drdarke

        Good one, @Catiline:disqus !

        Main Difference? Wheaton’s always embraced his Inner Geek – Miley still wants to look Bad-Girl Glam.

        • MilaXX

          even worse, Miley wants to be “urban” now.

          • formerlyAnon

            It’s a tragic phenom amongst the suburban, middle class up through downright financially privileged youth. I don’t despise it as much as I despise white-boy-dreads, but that’s probably because the reggae shows I’ve been to outnumber the hip hop (or whatever else counts as “urban” these days, I’m tragically old) shows about 40 to 1.

          • drdarke

            Reminds me of a LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT rerun I saw the other night where a rich White kid (so you know he’s the bad guy!) has “Original Wangster!” on his BookFace Page!

      • Chipster

        THANK YOU……..I kept looking at that picture thinking “She looks like some guy on some TV series I used to watch.” I didn’t figure it out until I saw your post!

      • H2olovngrl

        Oh my GOD! I totally see it now! Methinks those glasses and the hair up off her face are doing her no favors.

    • Karen Belgrad

      Dear Balenciaga… Iron Maiden called. They want their font back.

      • Diego!

        I was going to say the same!!!! HAHAHAHAHA Iron Maiden should sue them! :P

      • MilaXX

        I was think Def Leopard, but it still fits

        • Karen Belgrad

          LOL… As a total 80′s fan girl… The D, with the flat line on the bottom is Iron Maiden’s logo. Def Leppard (2 p’s, no o) had a triangular shape to their D.

          • Domo_Konnichiwa

            It’s not just the D, it’s the whole font they took!

            • Karen Belgrad

              Right… The ‘D’ explanation was just to show how it’s Maiden’s logo, not Leppard’s.

      • JuliaInBlack

        I thought the same thing from the thumbnail. My Miley respect shot up dramatically then went right back down.

      • d4divine

        Exactly….they should be ashamed!!

      • decormaven

        Took the words right out of my mouth. For shame. The Couture Police called as well. Couture t-shirts? Please.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Yep, the clock is ticking gurl. Werk it while ya can.

      • Lucía Gavello

        You mean “Twerk it while you can”.

    • Caitlin

      She and Bieber have become identical twins. Please tell me someone else sees this.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        No….Beiber wears sagging, shit filled diaper looking pants. Miley doesn’t like to wear pants, and if she does, she likes them micro and/or furry.

      • marlie

        No, only because she doesn’t incite the burning rage of a thousand suns like Bieber does. HATE. HIM.

        • demidaemon

          Its the white boy masquerading as black boy + pants down to his knees effect. Can inspire rage with just a glance or a word.

          • marlie

            It’s not even that… it’s the bad attitude and sense of entitlement (that’s even worse than all of the other celebs out there) that makes me want to punch him in the face.

            (Oh yeah, and lack of talent.)

      • angryparsnip

        In the seventh photo she looks like a young bieber before before he went what annabelle said !

        cheers, parsnip

    • nannypoo

      I actually like this for her. She is becoming more and more ridiculous every day, but this is cute and age appropriate, and it’s nice to see her without that hideous red lipstick for a change.

      • StellaZafella

        Best to get this kind of silliness out of the way at this age, when it’s in good fun. The next chance she’ll have to get away with it isn’t going to come until she’s old enough, like me, to not give a crap what anybody else thinks…and that is soooo liberating.

      • AmeliaEve

        Exactly. She looks like a college student. I would have worn this when I was a college student, if I’d had the chance.

      • Beardslee

        Yes, my 17 year old would wear this if she were a multimillionaire.

    • Glam Dixie

      Did she have some lip plumping done? She’s so cute, I would so wear that if I was a fetal skinny bitch.

    • Diego!

      I can’t… I can’t stand her. Never did I and I never will. Please enter rehab for once and for good!

    • Frank_821

      I don’t even want to know how much Balenciaga charges for that tshirt

      • Domo_Konnichiwa

        I’m buying an Iron Maiden Powerslave T-Shirt instead. 1/10th the price and all the originality!

    • MilaXX

      Balenciaga is ripping off Def Leopard now?

    • f_yeah_marie

      I usually am in agreement with T and Lo but I can’t get behind the Miley worship. I will say that I like her purse and I actually kind of want it.

      • marlie

        I don’t think there’s any Miley worship. Most of the bitter kittens around here know and realize that there’s an overwhelming odor of attention-seeking too-much-ness surrounding everything about her. But for now, it’s fun to point and laugh, and grade her on the “Miley Scale of WhatTheFuckery.”

        • Just Me

          “Miley Scale of WhatTheFuckery” Thank you for that…thank you!

          • demidaemon

            Where does she fall this time?

    • DTLAFamilies

      I used to dress like this back in the day. No regrets.

      ETA: I do regret the Sheena Easton hair, but that’s another story…

    • d4divine

      For a high end label like Balenciaga to produce a retro t-shirt…wtf…#phonein I wonder how much it costs and who is foolish enough to pay for it…not Miley, she probably got it for free.

      • DTLAFamilies

        $295. *faints*

        • d4divine

          =O

          • demidaemon

            Rip-off.

            • decormaven

              Big fat rip-off.

        • Aurumgirl

          That’s the kind of thing that makes me howl with laughter.

    • kimmeister

      That is some “There’s Something About Mary” hair. The skirt and bag look super cheap, even though I’m sure they’re not.

    • UsedtobeEP

      Please, please…It’s Def LEPPARD. I was a Prince/Duran/English Beat/Obscure 80s bands fan, but even I know how to spell h-a-i-r b-a-n-d-s. EDIT: Although looking at the Iron Maiden site, I think it is their font. And yes, that means I looked at the Iron Maiden and Def Leppard sites today. Rock ON!

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Nine miles of leg. Bitch.

      • drdarke

        I’m not complaining, @bad2f739247872121fe4dcfad04173f6:disqus …..

        Though I’ve got nieces older than her – if I’m honest, I probably have cats older than her!

      • kimmeister

        Totally toned nine miles, to wit.

        • formerlyAnon

          She puts in the work. I respect that.

    • rmcgrudiva

      I like the look – it’s cute! Quiet as kept, I would have rocked that back in the day if I could muster up the confidence. If I only knew then what I know now…

    • formerlyAnon

      Honestly, this kind of goofy makes me kind of fond of her. Except for the growing up in a successful performer’s family and working since she was barely a tween, she could be one of my daughter’s friends. Only, with more money to spend on her silliness, and a far more public forum for unkind photos than their instagram accounts.

    • marlie

      This is kind of cute, in an “only Miley Cyrus” sort of way.

    • Lesley

      i’m pretty sure rihanna was seen in this exact shirt. miley is to rihanna what selena gomez is to vanessa hudgens.

      • marlie

        I’d reverse that last one… what Hudge is to Selena Gomez. Because Vaness Hudgens SCREAMS poser/wananbe.

    • Lady Orwellian

      Very Miley.

      • BorderColliesRules

        …..

    • bertkeeter

      As long as I don’t have to hear her talk….she has one pedestrian whiney voice!

    • NoveltyRocker

      Some cool sneakers and this would have looked a little less kooky. I guess she wants to feel casual but distance herself from normals? Do love those glittery, strappy things on their own though.

    • Danielle L

      That Celine bag makes me weep. I had to open a new tab and look at the structured totes they are so famous for.

    • d4divine

      I get the outfit…it is cute and young…but the shoes don’t go with it at all.

    • Anniebet

      This is less repulsive than usual. A definite step up… oh wait, what ya wanna bet she’s not wearing anything under that skirt?

    • largishbearishAtlish

      Sigh…that shirt LOOKS like something out of the 2$ bin at thriftmart… Reality? probably more than I make in a week working AT thriftmart…

    • Bethany Fairbrother

      Has she had her lips done?

    • stubbornthoughts

      BLARGH.

    • Trisha26

      The worst she’s looked in recent memory – and that includes fur shorts, bra-less couture, and bare midriffs for days.

    • Maya

      Is it just the lighting or are her legs orange?

    • akprincess72

      In that last side view she appears lucid & engaged in her surroundings, for a young starlet that equals a win in my book…

    • Sunraya

      I really like this girl! She takes chances.

    • librarygrrl64

      Designer graphic tees always come off as pretentious to me. No street cred whatsoever. ;-)

      • GTFOBigGovt

        She’s not the least bit interested in “street cred”. She’s stated she doesn’t even listen to pop music, she’s a country girl.

    • ballerinawithagun

      Loved all of the couture Tee comments. She couldn’t be bothered to find a vintage one.How much is anyone willing to spend on a t-shirt??? I guess that is when you really have way too much money.
      Did her pool have too much chlorine? Her hair is turning green.

    • MannahattaMamma

      Totally. If you want to be a “rebel” wear a real Iron Maiden shirt. Or Metallica or the hair band of your choice. But puhleez. The balenciaga version? Is it meant to be ironic? Cuz it’s just ugly. And don’t even get me started on that bad version of midwestern hair. It’s like the hairdo that Kate woman had, after she had 8 kids & split with her husband.

    • bellafigura1

      Love the hair/sunnies combo.