Johnny Depp in Tom Ford at “The Lone Ranger” Premiere

Posted on July 22, 2013

Johnny Depp attends the premiere of “The Lone Ranger” in London in a Tom Ford three-piece suit.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com]

    • veriance

      Get out of your father’s closet and wear your own suit!

      • acevedob

        Before I scrolled down to the comments I thought: he looks like my dad! Yuck.

    • Patrick Cleary

      A man in an ill-fitting suit and jewelry that looks like it came out of the cheap imports pop-up store in the mall at the opening of his failed franchise.

      • teensmom99

        Got to share: my teen daughter recently saw What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and she said she’s Team Leo and I said I’ve always been team Johnny. Well, your comment sums up why I left that team.

    • EdithP

      Who is this? He looks semi-cleaned and groomed.

      • Jessica O’Connell

        Until you see his hands…

    • Karen Belgrad

      Do you just imagine that every piece of jewelry has some pretentious story behind it? That they were all blessed by some Native American chief or something?

      (and then he goes and imitates them in his horrible flop of a movie!)

    • Catiline

      I really, legitimately love the color scheme. Everything else…

    • filmcricket

      Like the hair cut. The suit would be good if it fit.

      • drdarke

        “Gee, Johnny – what’re going to do tonight?”
        “The same thing we do every night, Arme – Try To Take Over THE WORLD!”

        I don’t know why I thought of PINKY & THE BRAIN when I saw this getup on Depp – but I did when I first saw this over sushi on my iPad this afternoon, and I still think it several hours later on my laptop at home! Maybe it’s because the ‘way oversized suit, mismatched dangly-boos and arrogant scowl make me think of A Genetically Altered Laboratory Mouse Engaged in an Elaborate Scheme For Global Domination, disguised as a surly movie star….

    • Levedi

      Did he seriously get a tattoo to commemorate this idiot role? Please tell me that’s a henna publicity stunt – it would be less douchey that way. And I just LOVE that someone left a water bottle on the step and repeat set. Some set designer was thinking – Look, rocks. It’s all native and in touch with the earth and stuff. And then some tech left a water bottle right in the middle of the shot.

      • decormaven

        Yes. This movie just has the stench of despair now. The stars are in a visible funk, and the little things are just falling to crap, which is why you have the water bottle miscue. Just release the damn thing on all the airlines’ screens so you can get captive eyeballs on this twaddle. And learn a lesson- pulling some creaky premise from eleventybillion years ago just ain’t gonna cut it.

      • parfumpoise

        Actually, he got it with Damien Echols of the West Memphis Three as a nod to “The Crow”, a film with themes Echols investigates in his own novel. Him and Echols have been close for a while and share several tattoos.

        • quiltrx

          I didn’t know I could find more love for Johnny Depp than I have…but I LOVE ‘The Crow’ (right movie at the right time of my life, you know?)…and that tattoo is awesome.

        • Pandora Roux

          It’s so nice to see someone who is actually informed about Johnny Depp present on this board. Why all the hate? There is NOTHING about this man that strikes me as pretentious or shallow. The Gonzo necklace he’s worn since Hunter S. Thompson (a close friend of his) died, and the water bottle is probably his. This is a guy who does a lot, and gives a lot to charity, treats his fans with respect, and is a versatile, intelligent, talented actor. What exactly is wrong with you people? The words on this board are meant to pierce, and they do…all those self-righteous delusional bubbles you inhabit have just popped. Here’s a thought, do something to make your lives actually matter, you know, instead of just passing judgement on people you know absolutely zero about. Too challenging?

      • Lady Orwellian

        The Native Americans who got involved must feel like idiots now.

    • Judy_S

      He’s moderated the wind-chime effect, at least…

    • lobsterlen

      Why do designers let him wear their suits? Suits from the Men’s Warehouse look far better than this. The horror of those shoes. Its clear he has never grown up.

    • Emily Smith

      They’re still premiering this? I thought it was understood it tanked.

      • rmcgrudiva

        He’s still out there on the pole to recoup that cash from the international audiences.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        There may be a twelfth world nation or two where it hasn’t

        • decormaven

          Elbonia.

          • YoungSally

            Some Fundamental LDS compound.

          • kimmeister

            That might be the first Dilbert reference I’ve ever seen here. Nice!

    • embers618

      Too big, but if it fit I wouldn’t mind the styling. I feel like he should look like a douchey bar manager, but something about him (possibly his posture and other non-verbals) makes it okay for me.

    • Kathryn Tewson

      Are those. . . did he have rings made for all his movies? Those are Pirates of the Caribbean skulls, right? And a pseudo-Tonto?

      He had those made, and he WEARS them?

      • Eric Stott

        They’d be ok if he had on just one or two

      • Inspector_Gidget

        Hopefully the Edward Scissorhands ring is NOT on his shaking-hand.

      • PastryGoddess

        ZOMG…I just noticed that. Wow

      • rajf

        Looks like the pendants are too…note the one on top (knife blade?, clenched fist, and the word ‘gonzo’ which might reference one or both of the Hunter S. Thompson-based movies)

        • zoreta

          The gonzo necklace is in memory of Hunter S Thompson, who was actually a good friend of his before Hunter’s death. He wears it fairly often.

          • rajf

            Ah, thank you. Meaningful jewelry is a nice change of pace from all the borrowed things stars usually wear (not that I mind looking at that stuff).

    • Eric Stott

      Depp- if you are going to wear nail polish remember to fix it when it gets chipped (picture 4). Other problems: good suit, bad fit. Nothing wrong with the jewelry but too much of it- and don’t pull open the shirt for the sole purpose of showing your trinkets. The shirt also looks cheap.

      All said and done, this is better than usual but still not good.

      • AC Simons

        Maybe his kids gave him the manicure?

        • Kimbolina

          I was thinking that as well, but I think his kids are like pre-teens/early teens now so…?

          • joanna gianulis

            though I heard he makes a lot of visits to children’s hospitals so maybe he let a kid paint his nails on one of these visits? I would say due to the pink and sparkly nature this must be the case…

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Osteoporosis, not just a problem for little old women.

    • Ashleigh

      I respect the mans ideals. I like his “look”. I love his acting and I enjoy [almost] every role he plays.

      That being said, I would LOVE to see him get a grip on his so-called “look”. The jewelry is cool. The hair, the glasses, the gorgeous non-wrinkled 50 year old face are amazing…but come on. Just start with something that fits…

      • Eric Stott

        I think he’s dipping into the Michael Kors makeup box a bit

      • MilaXX

        Except for the shoes, I would have no complaints if this suit fit him. He can keep the rock star nails & jewelry.

    • Nancer

      That suit is eating him alive…

    • Anne At Large

      Ladystars sporting a manicure like that would get eviscerated by the Fashion Police. Here, it’s just like adding insult to injury.

      • Eric Stott

        Nail polish on men should be reserved ONLY for rock stars and fabulous queens. He is neither.

      • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

        Maybe he let his kids do it – that’s the only excuse I can imagine for that. I respect (but do not really personally appreciate) men who choose to have pretty painted nails, but if you are a celeb, you can afford to have them looking impeccable.

    • Silly Grrl

      Gross douchebag (when did that happen?) in an ill-fitting suit.

    • Jonquil

      The suit doesn’t fit and the jewelry’s ugly, but he cut and washed his hair and seriously dialed the necklaces back. I’ll take it!

      I also do not take offense at the sparkly nail polish. He’s got little kids at home.

    • MilaXX

      Is he wearing Armie Hammer’s suit? It looks really nice & I would love this if only it fit him. Then all I would complain about are the shoes.

    • AC Simons

      Well, he doesn’t age much, does he? Maybe he should.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Boy howdy does he ever look like he hates being there.

      • decormaven

        This look SCREAMS “I will wear this effin’ monkey suit, but I won’t dance.” Hence, the scruffed work books and jewelry from the Elderly Gay Windchime Collection.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          And, that would be the Elderly Gay Wind Chime Collection at TJ Maxx.

          • decormaven

            Exactly!

          • formerlyAnon

            Despite my avowed suspension of critical judgement when it comes to Mr. Depp, I feel you have hit upon the perfectly apt description.

    • joanna dash

      What do you all have against the jewelry clearance rack at Hot Topix????

      • ShaoLinKitten

        The Gonzo necklace is a tribute to his friend Hunter S. Thompson. I’m sure the rest of it also had some personal significance. Also, he doesn’t give a damn, obvs.

        • joanna dash

          Yeah, you can tell he doesn’t.

    • majorbedhead

      *sadly crosses Johnny off the wouldn’t-kick-out-of-bed-for-eating-crackers list*

    • Meg0GayGuys6

      Do people actually have to watch the movie for the premier they’re attending? If so, my face would look as thrilled as his if I had to sit through that (and every other) POS movie multiple times

    • Rand Ortega

      Hem = Stabby.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Shower. Employ tailor. Divide jewelry by five. Maybe six. And then he might be presentable. MIGHT be.

    • Paula Pertile

      Oh honey, go put your wind chime outfit on – you look so unhappy!

    • Jen

      It’s funny how in these clothes he looks more like a little kid playing dress up, rather than his usual costume-y apparel…

      • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

        That’s because his suit is at least a size or two too big. Which is sad, because that’s clearly a suit of impeccable quality that would look so much better if it just freaking fit him properly.

    • Just Me

      It looks like they put him in a suit at the last minute and this is all they could find. I can’t imagine that this suit is hanging in his closet. Ever. Maybe that why he looks like he wants to punch someone…had to leave his tight jeans, long vest and silk blouse combo at home. That being said, he still looks like a rocker/movie star who sometimes shows up to places semi-groomed. Faint praise, but it’s all I got.

    • http://www.criminalmoviereviews.com/ Manon @ CMR

      He’s wearing a Gonzo necklace. This is why I will forgive him for looking so shabby, even if it’s a small improvement compared to what he usually wears.

      I wish he could go back to the more artsy/quirky movies, he was so much more at home there (though I’ve had enough of the Depp/Burton combination, too, but who hasn’t).

    • Emily Compton

      I’m confused that he is wearing but one medallion and it isn’t even hanging from a strange place. :(

    • plinkiedoodle

      The last time I responded to a Johnny Depp post, I implored him to grow up. Grow up, not old! This suit looks terrible on you, is ill-fitting, and adds about 10 years to your age, you old geezer, you.

    • siriuslover

      The Bitter Kittens are exceptionally harsh today! I was going to comment that I was happy he was making the effort to wear a suit, even if it is a little big, but I’m kind of afraid of the wrath of the BKs! ;)

      • UsedtobeEP

        I am with you. He’s separated for good from his longtime girlfriend, his Pirate movie and The Lone Ranger were way below his usual standard, and he’s hit 50. And his kids are at a tricky age. Whom among us wouldn’t be a bit off our game in a profession such as his? He’s still Johnny Depp. I predict (and hope, because I think he’s amazingly talented) he will rebound and recover. And I am still a fan.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      It’s official, TLo have officially ruined Johnny Depp for me. No matter how he cleans up, he’ll never stop being an elderly gay wind chime. I’d resent it if it wasn’t so damn hilarious.

    • decormaven

      That first photo should be captioned, “Johnny Depp stands in reflection of his past works,” it’s so funeral. Here’s a lament for him; “I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree, And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made…”

      • another_laura

        Oh my God, Yeats at T Lo! I love you!

        • decormaven

          His countenance demanded it. Glad you approve.

    • Coolekat

      Would like to have a dollar for everyone of you who thought wind chime when you saw Johnny’s face.

    • formerlyAnon

      I don’t care. I wish his suits fit (though I understand liking over-sized clothing, there is a time & place) and I admit he’s crossed some line in his public persona between “famous actor” and “famous celebrity” but I’ve been Team Depp since Gilbert Grape and if his Willy Wonka didn’t cure me, probably nothing will. (N.B. I blame Wonka on Tim Burton though. Just to be clear.)

      ETA: Not that I’m buying a ticket to see this movie in a theater. I’m not that crazy.

      • housefulofboys

        I was gonna comment and realized that you said everything I wanted to say. Always Team Depp, his performance in Gilbert Grape was extraordinary, Willy Wonka was abysmal, but he’s always fun to watch, and easy on the eyes.

      • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

        I still like to look at him, from the neck up in this case because that suit is just not working for him. But he still looks fine to me. Does he not age at all?

      • Pennymac

        Agreed. And his eyes say it all. (“I know this film is rank, I hate this shite, how much longer do I have to pole dance?”)

        Oh, Johnny, go back to your roots, dear. We still love your little wind chime self, but we can’t fork over $20 to see you continue to embarrass yourself…..

    • Phyllis Craine

      That’s the face of an actor whose movie has flopped big time

    • alyce1213

      Why can’t he get it right? He goes from one extreme of over-embellished frippery to another — a conservative, vested business suit that’s too large and too long. It’s a very nice suit, but it needs to fit and be appropriately accessorized and proudly worn.
      The last picture is just sad.

    • berkeleygirl

      Skeevy…

    • PrunellaV

      Somebody’s not happy.

    • Imasewsure

      I’m sorry but this is a huge improvement, even with the frumpy fit. Keeping stretching to “normal” Honey… we will receive you with open arms!!

    • demidaemon

      God help them, they are still trying to schill this movie. Also, that jacket is MASSIVE.

      • decormaven

        It’s amazing that they still soldier on. In this world of Twitter and blogs, there’s no place to let this thing just slide off. It’s not as though it can be foisted on unsuspecting masses. Anyone who opens a browser page pretty much knows this movie has tanked.

        • mhleta

          I saw it. I blame it on the director who managed somehow to coax bad Community Theater level performances from all of these very accomplished actors. What a bummer.

    • Anniebet

      He’s still gorgeous. I guess he figured a suit wouldn’t work well with his usual scarves and dangly stuff. Geez, though, couldn’t someone have shined his shoes?

    • AnnPopovic

      Thank you for the closeup of the necklaces; it warms my cold little heart to know he’s sporting a tribute to the good Doctor. I knew he admired him, knew they’d spent time together for the movies (and that is TRULY my favorite Depp movie), but it’s nice to see Mr. Depp still carries a little bit of the Gonzo with him. This made my day.

    • AnnaleighBelle

      He looks so conservative! Where are the scarves? Where are the charms hanging from his belt and pockets? Is he okay?

      I still love him.

    • LaSylphide

      I miss all the dangly stuff. And the long hair. And the feathers.

    • Anathema_Device

      He is swimming in that suit! But I appreciate that he attempted a cleaned-up look.

    • clairellis

      Why is his suit too big? And his nails…what is that about?

    • SewingSiren

      Needs a shot.

    • quiltrx

      Cropped from the chest up, he looks amazing.
      Chest-down..WHAT HAPPENED???

    • Sonja Brisson

      You own your own island. You can’t afford a tailor and a shoeshine?

    • pdquick

      Honey, I shrunk the movie star.

    • HobbitGirl

      I don’t think he looks too great, but having been in London on Sunday (for unrelated reasons) I’m really impressed that he’s not sopping wet with sweat, so I give him a pass. It was hot as balls.

    • Aurumgirl

      Tom Ford should slap him.

    • mhleta

      Clearly, a fuck he does not give, nor does he need to. He comes at everything on his own terms and the world is happy to have him. Having said that, I think the custom jewelry is kind of interesting even if it looks like it came from a head shop. (Still, I’m a bit appalled at the chipped, sparkly nail polish. I don’t like it when my 13 year old does it, and I certainly don’t want to see it on my movie idol.) The clothes swallow him and make him look diminutive, which I hardly think was the goal. (Holy Vinnie Barbarino, that REALLY a butterfly collar?) The scuffed shoes provide the final “Fuck You” to the opinion making establishment. He’s one of the very few who can show up looking like he spent the day in the Welfare office and come out looking like the Alpha Dog that he is. We love him for the idiosyncratic man he is, not the fashion icon he could be.

    • http://angrynerdgirl.net/ Jessi03

      He’s wearing a Tonto ring. He had a ring made of himself as Tonto.

      • formerlyAnon

        Or someone else had it made. It’s the kind of thing someone would do as a gift for colleagues on a project & wearing it during the promotion for the project would be appropriate. (Well, appropriate for someone who wears as much jewelry as he does.)

    • stubbornthoughts

      I cannot take my eyes off his face. Everything from the neck up is just so goddamn hot, I don’t even care what’s happening the rest of the way down. I don’t know how this man does it, but he’s just sex on a stick for me. And he looks like he just had a LOT of it.

    • NoveltyRocker

      I know he has this image that he doesn’t care how he looks. But I’m starting to tip more toward the theory he’s one of those naturally pretty people that cares so much, they’re always deliberately dressing bad just to highlight how much they can get away with.

    • marlie

      I’m done with him. And yes, the suit it too big and the pants too long.

    • greyhoundgirl

      He just looks dirty and he should go scrub. And re-do his nails if he’s going to call attention to them with polish and rings.

    • guest2visits

      Don’t do it Amber. For all his edgy indie superstar ‘uniqueness’ he’s just another aging celeb w/fam who needed to shuck them and find yet another half age blond hottie starlet to feel alive or relevant. So cliche.
      He needs to donate the suit, or get it tailored. It’s ridiculous, as are the shoes. I like him on film… I was just never attracted the way the majority of the female population seems to be.

    • Sam Smith

      While I am a JD fan, I hope one day he shows up in a well fitted slim cut suit, clean shaven and with his hair but. I don’t like the grunge on him or Brad Pitt, both too pretty for it.

    • dschubba

      Giving zero fucks

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      i bet one of his kids did his nails for him.

    • Stacy Feng

      DOTH MINE EYES DECEIVE? NO WEIRD FROU FROUS ON HIS PERSON?

      Also, is it me, or are his rings the faces of his characters? I see Jack Sparrow and the most recent one.