Jenna Ushkowitz at the Dizzy Feet Foundation Gala

Posted on July 29, 2013

We would just like to say for the record that, even though we’ve been highly critical of all the celebu-fashion on display today, we are not actually in a bad mood. It’s just that these bitches look terrible and we’re the bitches that need to tell them that.

 

 

Jenna Ushkowitz attends the 3rd Annual Dizzy Feet Celebration of Dance Gala at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles.

This is not a bad dress, but it comes off very sedate and mature for someone so young. Thank goodness the back’s at least a little interesting, because from the front, she might as well be singing on The Lawrence Welk show. Pretty color for her, though. But she should avoid a bust with straps spaced that far apart. It makes her look much broader up top than she is. Also, that waist bow looks like something you’d buy in the greeting-card-and-gift-wrap aisle of CVS. Girl, you’re young, famous and hot. You can do a lot better than this.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]

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