Jayma Mays at “The Smurfs 2″ Las Vegas Photocall.

Posted on July 15, 2013

We don’t know what looks cheaper; those tatty-ass Smurf costumes or Jayma’s outfit.


Jayma Mays attends “The Smurfs 2″ Las Vegas Photocall.

Not to be mean or anything (HAHA), but when we look at pictures like these, our first (and really, only) thought is, “No one involved in this project has any faith in it.”

Seriously, do these sad pics make you want to rush out and see this thing? Or does it kinda seem like everyone involved is just a little embarrassed by the whole thing and wants it over? Those metallic sleeves and metallic shoes offend us, kittens.



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    • AlisonS

      She clearly doesn’t care since she did her hair & makeup herself….

    • filmcricket

      I’m going to charitably put this down to grief. But you’re right, this is the most half-assed photocall I think I’ve ever seen.

      • colleenjanel

        The photocall was two days ago … Likely before news of Cory’s death broke.

        • filmcricket

          Ah, well then there’s no excuse.

      • queen b*tch

        I had no idea this had happened… sad times indeed

        • demidaemon

          I know. I saw the news last night. I think the most heart breaking thing was how young he was. I don’t always get struck by that information, but considering I am about a month away from my 31st birthday, I was just a bit more struck by the news.

    • Janet B

      That’s a bad, top to bottom.

      • mlle

        It’s a laundry day outfit.

    • veleri

      an awkward family pic from the 80s.

      • decormaven

        Nailed it.

      • etselec

        Yes, the only thing I can think here is that she was trying for an ’80s look, but darling, I lived through the ’80s and we had a little more sense than that. Okay, maybe *only* a little more, but still.

        • veleri

          It’s just the feeling I get from the first pic. I was born in 1982, and I could totally see myself forced to take a pic with two giant dusty smurfs made of chenille. It just looks sad.

          By the way: we were surely happier than this.

      • Jacqueline Wessel

        I was just thinking it looks like those picture of kids with the Easter Bunny except there are smurfs instead. (Smurfs who need to have there costumes dry cleaned.)

    • AmeliaEve

      I don’t even know who she is, but I’m embarrassed for her.

    • In_Stitches

      Looks like mom gave her 20$ and she hit the Urban Outfitters sale rack, hard.

    • marlie

      Even her hair and makeup say that she doesn’t really care much. This outfit totally looks like it came from H&M (nothing against H&M, but it’s certainly not red carpet-wear, even if it is a casual red carpet).

      • Tatiana Luján

        It looks like it came out of the sales rack in Forever21. H&M is too good for this dress.

    • decormaven

      Bless the uncles. The celeb fashion pickins’ are indeed slim when this type of dreck surfaces. Quick, we need a diva intervention! Where’s the Diva-Signal?

      • demidaemon

        Is that a spotlight of Cher, Aretha Franklin, and Jennifer Lopez’s pictures?

        • decormaven


    • ho_bimba

      “it kinda seem like everyone involved is just a little embarrassed by the whole thing and wants it over” – my thought exactly!

    • Annarosa

      was that supposed to be a gym t-shirt or what? what’s that? is it a dress? I don’t understand.

      • Janet B

        Perfect for Jazzersize! Off the shoulder and paired with a high cut leotard,

    • http://myriameron.blogspot.com/ Heron

      THOSE BANGS!! I’m having very painful 9th-grade-bangs-growing-out memories.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      Homegirl got penny-colored foil sleeves on a grey sweatshirt looking tee. When she gets it wrong, it’s WRONG. The skirt had possibilities, but those are unrealized.

      • H2olovngrl

        Yep. My first thought was, “why is she wearing a blouse under her sweatshirt?”

    • queen b*tch

      Take away the metallic sleeves and swap those abominable shoes for some cute pumps, and I’d go shopping with girlfriends in that outfit…

      But for a photo call for your new movie, dear no

    • Diego!

      She looks like the girl at the nurserie of a kid’s clothes store… UGLY AS SH*T! Also, her hair and make up make her look like Goldie Hawn… in her 60’s!

    • ccinnc

      Project Runway designers were given Grandma’s drapes, a man’s dingy t-shirt, and copper foil.

    • zenobar

      “That Touch of Kresge”

    • Introspective

      let me answer your questions uncles: Jayma’s “outfit.”

    • Cathy S

      She looks like an elementary school teacher on Learn about Space day.

      • turtleemily

        Miss Frizzle wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that.

    • http://www.gregmce.com Greg McE

      Not to be mean or anything (HAHA), but when we look at pictures like these, our first (and really, only) thought is, “No one involved in this project has any faith in it.”

      Three words: “Contractually obligated sequel.”

    • Jessica Freeman

      That is pathetic. She probably dresses better going to the Wal-Mart.

    • Dan_In_NYC

      100% sad and depressing.That skirt has a hint of Smurf blue and could have gone somewhere OK, but the rest just took it south, and quickly.

    • mmebam

      Go home. Do some cardio. Eat some chocolate. Drink a bellini. Get your endorphins up. Then try again.

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros


    • MilaXX

      ugh! Awful outfit. I’d wear the t shirt with jeans, but I hate the skirt and the shoes.

    • Meg0GayGuys6

      I’d pay more money to see that DG commercial than this movie

    • YayaGurl

      Those sleeves are making my eyes twitch. OT-I like that her last name is a failed anagram of her first name.

    • Nancer

      What the fug is this? She’s too cute to dress like this. Honey, go home and try again.

    • christinewithanx

      Those are some serious crazy eyes she has. Think she’s going for Insane Smurf.

    • StellaZafella

      Not even to host a low budget kid’s birthday party…sorry. Smurffette’s outfit looks more put together than this.

    • HobbitGirl

      Good lord, it looks like she bought the whole mess at Primark.

    • beebee10

      It’s clear that Pappa Smurf spend the night in the drunk tank throwing up on himself.
      As the headliner in a movie, he should put more effort in. Just saying….

    • OrigamiRose

      I’m not sure who she is but does anyone know if her eyes always look so… surprised?

      • Glammie

        She played the school counselor/adult love interest on Glee. And, yes, she always looks that wide-eyed. Good actress though.

        • OrigamiRose

          Many thanks, I’ve never seen the show :)

    • IamNOToneofyourFANS

      Yuck. It looks like she got that outfit from the costuming department of “Girls”. If she shows up to the next photocall in an dingy romper with an ugly print, we’ll know for sure where she (or her stylist) is getting her clothes.

    • Mrs. Julien

      I don’t hate the metallic shoes nearly as much as I should.

      • RebeccaKW

        I had a Jem doll in the 80’s and she had hot pink metallic pumps just like these. I sort of love them for that reason, but also realize they are kind of whacked out. At least with this outfit.

    • nancymae

      Why is Papa Smurf so dirty?

      • RebeccaKW

        They all look a little dingy, don’t they. I wonder if these are the same costumes from the 80’s when they made mall appearances or whatever.

    • kimmeister

      Smurfette is looking 3x as stylish as Jayma.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Wow. Those Smurfs look rode hard and put away wet. And I mean that literally. Like whoever wore the costumes last in 1985 threw them in the back of the Mascots and Costumes closet with little suckers still stuck to the butt and tiny shoe prints on the shins (kick marks) and maybe a little Gatorade dribbled under the chin and some dog or baby pee here and there, and there they stayed, never cleaned, never hung up, the foam never dried out all the way through, until Smurfs were resurrected and they had a mad scramble to the back of the closet to find… These.

    • Inspector_Gidget

      What’s with the constant “deer in the headlights” look. Makes me think she’ll be looking for her car in the garage for at least an hour before she can leave.

    • formerlyAnon

      That dress is not conspicuously awful, but it’s so not – good in any way that it adds up to awful. Wishy washy color, cheap K-mart -looking top, too short skirt that looks skimpy rather than flirty. Just yuck.

      The smurfs are high-school-mascot-worthy.

    • Danielle L

      She needs some Kate Spade back in her life.

    • M. H. Leader

      Proportions of that outfit (if it can be called an “outfit”) are CRAZY bad!

    • KayEmWhy

      Oh Pappa Smurf :-(

    • Ann VerWiebe

      You forgot her poor, shiny chin.

    • Zorkness

      Kinda dirty, like the costumes were used in a scene from Smurf porn. Jayma’s poorly chosen clothes and makeup only contribute to this effect.

      • demidaemon

        Smurf porn makes me need brain bleach.

    • Anniebet

      A sad day for Smurfdom.

    • AnnPopovic

      Definitely NOT Smurfy.

    • Glammie

      Hmmm, that could be it–maybe she dressed ultra-frump in hopes that no one would print a pix of her with a pair of Smurfs.

    • Miss_Led


    • teensmom99

      I think my someone has been raiding my teen daughter’s closet . . .

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      What. The. Hell. Is. Wrong. With. This. Woman?

    • Just Me

      I just can’t with this. Tough love, Uncles…please. PLEASE…because she must have a closet case at home to walk out of her house looking this confused about life and clothes.

    • DCSheehan

      When Smurfette’s dingy white smock looks better than your dress then it’s a Fail.

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      her expression is totally “what the fuck am i doing here dressed like a crazed twelve year old?”