• Nikko Viquiera

    At least, it looks like he took a bath and brushed his teeth.

    • NMMagpie

      TOTALLY what I was thinking!! ^5

      • NYCGlamourpuss

        Table for three, please…

    • Little_Olive

      Really? His teeth are matching the shirt+tie combo in my screen.

    • Danielle L

      And his eyes have been doused with more Visine than usual.

  • zenobar

    He was the nicest looking fellow at the entire funeral.

  • Ashleigh

    why is he there? he seems to be wondering the same thing…

  • Diego!

    Considering his history on the red carpet and considering he is James Franco, this is a WERQ to me. Bravo boy!!! You got it right for once!

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Funeral Director who hits on the widows. Only the wealthy or hot ones, of course.

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      And ends up sleeping with the very young widow (played by Blake Lively) of a wealthy septuagenarian who died under suspicious circumstances. The next morning, the funeral director is found dead after a lethal case of priapism.

    • NOLA_gal

      …and steals the diamond jewelry off the corpses going to the crematorium.

  • eowyn_of_rohan

    I guess showing up to shill for a sports car is a gig that really speaks to the deep and complicated soul of a brilliant-cum-pretentious artist/writer/performance artist/actor/professor. The suit ain’t bad.

  • MilaXX

    Nice try, but the suit doesn’t fit

  • Erica_Vuitton

    #1. That is an UGLY car. #2 Are those stains on his jacket or shadows? #3. He looks less stoned than usual and his pants actually fit so I guess… golf claps James?

    • marlie

      I just looked at the car. It’s hiddy. Who wants to spend BMW money on an ugly, generic-looking hatchback?

      • Gloriana Reginata

        Two elements of interest: it’s electric, and the body has a large percent of carbon fibre reinforced plastic in it, which makes it about 500lbs lighter than a standard car that size and makes up for the weight electric batteries usually add. So it might not appeal solely on looks, but it’s certainly not a generic hatchback. And yeah, Franco looks better than his usual here, so maybe he’s trying to make up on the appearance deficit factor?

        • marlie

          Huh. I had no idea. All I did was look at the photo of the car. That does make a bit of a difference.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        Ironic Hipsters?

    • another_laura

      Wow, you are sooooo right. yeesh, that is an ugly car.

    • carpediva

      He does always look stoned… but would you believe he’s a teetotaler? Doesn’t smoke OR drink!

  • Rhonda Shore

    He looks good but i could live without the chin pubes.

    • kimmeister

      They are seriously scraggly and pubic.

    • Molly

      I agree! If your beard grows in patchy, wipe it off your face.

  • http://www.dogsdotcom.blogspot.com/ Plink

    1. Shave. 2. Comb your hair. 3. Failure to comply with 1 and 2? Go home.

  • marlie

    YAWN. At least he doesn’t look like he smells.

  • Tatiana Luján

    He looks very good, nice and clean.

  • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

    Oh, shut up, you douche.

  • Sonja

    Even when he’s bathed, he still looks greasy.

  • Denise Alden

    He always reminds me of the phrase “gone to seed.”

  • Chuck Barthelme

    Bo-ring. And shave that dumb beard.

  • Dan_In_NYC

    Irrational hate. I feel bad about it, but there it is.

  • stephbellard

    A squinty investment banker.

  • NBG

    It’s a decent suit but the douche is strong with him. Even Gucci cannot hide it.

  • Shawn EH

    Can’t someone from Gucci make him some pants that fit?

  • CommentsByKatie

    I hate him, but he looks good here.

    • conniemd

      This.

  • formerlyAnon

    Consensus amongst those who follow him seems to be negative, and I remember his appearance as Dead Weight when he and Ms. Hathaway were hosting the Oscars a couple of years ago. Nonetheless, he looks cute here and I like his shoes.

  • Meredith

    Did you see his younger bro? He is SO cute….

  • mickiemonkey

    I irrationally adore. He is smart and reads poetry (see his documentaries on Spencer Reece’s work). He can wear his stripy pajamas on the red carpet and I’d still irrationally adore. Wait, maybe he has worn his stripy pajamas on the red carpet…

  • librarygrrl64

    Not as sweaty and douchey as usual!

  • ItsDicey

    What(the fuck) ever.