IN or OUT: Paula Patton in Basil Soda at the “2 Guns” NYC Premiere

Posted on July 30, 2013

This girl is such a tightly wound little try-hard that it’s actually a little stressful and exhausting looking at her in pictures.

 

Paula Patton attends the premiere of “2 Guns” in New York City in a Basil Soda gown paired with Demarco earrings.

Basil Soda Fall 2013 Collection


The way we see it, the issues, in order of importance are,

  1. A CENTER-SLIT to the crotch (because center slits are extra tacky)
  2. Baby heads
  3. Ugly shoes.

Solve these issues and we wouldn’t have a problem with the look. Except for maybe the weird draggy makeup. But you, dear kittens, have to judge the look as it is in front of you; not as you would like to see it. Make the call.

 

Vote Now!

 

IN! Head-turning and sexy! Work them baby heads, girl!

 

OUT! I should not be able to see where your upper thighs meet when you’re wearing a gown. I’m old-fashioned that way.

 

Diane Kruger had to wait three whole weeks to find out what you thought of her shower curtain dress. Turns out? You didn’t think much of it, voting it OUT.

[Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/PRPhotos.com, ACE/INFphoto.com, basilsoda.com]

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  • Catiline

    OUT, she’s beautiful but there’s just way too much that isn’t working here. Those shoes are appalling.

  • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

    Out. Absolutely trying too hard and ruining a good look on a pretty woman.

  • KateShouldBeWorking

    I’m surprised she beat Sofia Vergara to it.

    • sekushinonyanko

      Sofia would at least reduce the amount of crazy slit.

      • ItsDicey

        So true! AND she would have chosen a much better shoe.

  • sekushinonyanko

    Out. She always looks as crazy as hell is hot with her posing, and adding that awful set of tawdry choices here worsens the effect considerably.

    • MilaXX

      I wonder if she’s a stoner. She looked high as a kite at the BET awards and she was just there to support her husband.

      • formerlyAnon

        Even just there to support the hubby, that’s gotta count as “working” for an actress. Otherwise I think I could completely support attending such functions in an altered state, as long as one could graciously smile and nod and remain upright. They must be boring as hell.

  • ashtangajunkie

    Is the opposite of “pulling a Jolie” now “Pattonizing”? Also, out.

    • Judih1

      Touche

  • Fordzo

    The shoes look huge. Like she’s wearing kleenex boxes on her feet.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Wearing boxes, without top-sez, dreadful sorry, Clementine.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    OUT. Honey, tone it the fuck down.

  • Jessica Freeman

    OUT. Deep V neck with High slit…no…and those shoes, need to be burned.

    • quiltrx

      I think we need to establish a minimum acceptable measurement of fabric between the bottom of the boob slit and the top of the cooch slit.

      • MemHey

        A sliding scale based on the lady’s proportions…

  • Jamie M.

    Out, just like her boobs.

  • majorbedhead

    OUT. Tacky girl is tacky.

  • Jennifer L.

    “tightly wound little try-hard” – yes, I couldn’t think of how to phrase it, but this is why I can never get behind any of her red carpet appearances!

  • lehen

    OUT. that dress was not designed for women of boobs.

  • Nonmercisansfacon

    OUT. Her acting is as stiff and wooden as her posing. And yet, this is her second movie with Denzel if I am not mistaken. How does she keep getting those roles when her acting skills are still not up to par? Nia Long, Sanaa Lathan, Regina King, what have your agents been doing?

    • MilaXX

      Agreed! Especially on the Nia & Regina love.

  • formerlyAnon

    I like this dress, I think she looks good enough in it that I can grudgingly forgive the center slit. But that thing her boobs are doing? It’s not just baby heads. It’s baby heads straining to escape and roam free. It ruins everything for me, and she IS obviously working hard at this so I feel really mean but . . . I gotta do it . . . OUT.

    • marlie

      It looks like the top of her bodice is seriously about to BURST open. Not the look I imagine she’s going for.

    • MaryMitch

      I think the dress could be gorgeous if the slit was lower and the top was fitted. Don’t know if this was the look she was going for, but the top is waaaay too small. Shame.

  • carnush

    For the shoes and the earrings, OUT.

  • Beardslee

    OUT OUT OUT

    And it’s a shame because the dress could be lovely.

  • Sara__B

    OUT. Enough said.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    No, no, a thousand times, NO!

  • Jaeda Laurez

    OUT. I wouldn’t mind the baby heads (if you got ‘em and they sit, work what you got) if there weren’t that terrible crotch gateway. It’s not good, AND the dress is so tight the crotch gateway looks like it’s pulling in opposite directions. Close it (conveniently hiding the terrible shoes #AsWell), add a red lip and I’d be happy.

  • cmb123

    boobs OR a slit – not boobs and a slit. Also – terrible shoes. She is so pretty that seeing this is painful. She needs to work with a curvy girl stylist (see JLo, Sofia etc.)

  • MilaXX

    OUT! for all the reason mentions above. This is a beautiful woman looking a right, hot mess.

  • Kate Andrews

    Paula Patton in: TWO MELONS. Out, of course.

  • Dan_In_NYC

    Yeah, this is reaching. And it’s probably not great if you smile and I think “Nice veneers.” :-/ And is body shimmer still a ‘thing?”

  • Lesley

    OUT! that hair, that dress, those shoes?! nothing pretty here except her face.

  • Oliver Sava

    Third pic: derptits. OUT.

  • MoHub

    Everything you said and in the exact words! OUT!

  • lobsterlen

    OUT! The dress is so tight it’s doing strange things to her underarms.

    • TLJezebel

      OMG, you’re right! Pit paunches.

  • MoHub

    Is this the missing Kardashian sister?

  • Emily Dagger

    Out.

    Unless you’re wearing it to your annual well-woman exam, in which case the skirt-slit gives the gyno easy access and the bodice pre-mashes your boobs for the mammogram.

  • jmorino08

    OUT! God no! She looks like she’s one sneeze away from splitting that whole thing open. And the glitter bronzer is a bridge too far…

  • SugarSnap108

    Well, her “2 Guns” are clearly cocked and loaded.

    OUT. She’s beautiful – no need to try so hard.

  • kirkyo

    I can’t thing of one thing to defend here. Out.

  • 3boysful

    OUT. Additional deduction for the matchy earrings.

  • histrogeek

    Out! Tacky slutty is not a good look. More sequins and this could go straight to AVN Awards.

  • Jangle57

    Ugh, I agree with all your issues – OUT

  • StellaZafella

    Two words Ms Patton: Carmen Carrera.
    Get her on the phone right now…you need her for your stylist if your gonna drop this drag.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Out. She looks like a college athlete who had to dress up for some banquet she didn’t want to attend, so she slung the girls into somebody else’s dress and borrowed a pair of shoes, but the dress split at the crotch when she put it on and there was no time to change, and besides, the rest of the team told her she looked awesome and she has no clue one way or the other, so she just went with the damn outfit and attended the sponsors’ banquet like she was told she had to, all the while wishing she could just be back in the gym.

  • Trisha26

    OUT.Because of 1,2,3 above plus matchy earrings & sparkle leg moisturizer.

  • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

    OUT. The neckline looks too low, but it might work as it is, if her boobs weren’t pushed all out and in our faces. This look just makes them look like two silicone bags (don’t know if they are). This dress can’t take a side slit; there’s no reason for a slit at all.

    It’s frustrating to watch women put it all out there when it isn’t necessary at all. She’d be drop-dead gorgeous in a paper bag.

    • conniemd

      I said that before reading your post. She looks like silicone boobs in this dress, no idea whether or not. But the way the dress pushes the girls, the rounded perfection and all that is shown in the v-neck, plus the slit to the crotch makes me think she came straight from the WWE. Tacky and trashy sexist treatment of women.

      • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

        She’s pretty hot; they make a big deal about her on the Real Men of Hollywood with her husband who has the no. 1 single out right now. My mind is drawing a blank. As I’ve said before, I’ve seen both Jessica Biel and Scarlet Johannsen make daytime appearances in pants and a buttoned down blouse. A nice figure shows in almost anything you wear. Being understated is so attractive. Dressing provocatively all the time seems desperate (to me).

  • Chipster

    Out! I do like the dress…..just not on her.

  • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Paula, take a lesson from the Colonel. He makes you choose between breast and thigh at the drive through window. You ought to do that. Cleavage or thigh-high slit.

    Say no to body glitter.

    And holy cow, throw those ugly shoes at whoever gave them to you.

    OUT.

  • Emily Smith

    She is coated in body glitter too. Out.

    • Lucie Smith

      Exactly what I was going to say! Her legs fell into a vat of shimmer. That’s what happens when you have a slit so high. Ouuuut.

  • padma sallah

    OUT. There are so many things I cannot deal with. The shoes, that slit, those babyheads, the weird posing…

  • Charles

    OUT. She’s a beautiful woman in great shape, and this is making her look very thick/broad.

  • appliquer

    Out – which is a shame. She’s a beautiful woman who needs to dial it back a couple notches. And the yellow nail polish – just ick.

  • KayEmWhy

    Who is she LOL. OUT!

  • Qitkat

    OUT. Concur with 1,2,3. Adding #4: Dress fabric inspired by 10000 dumped paper clips. Which Dustin Hoffman counted.

  • Miss_Led

    All squeezed in and up and out.

  • Ulyssesdove

    Out out out. If the scribbly pattern (which sometimes looks like a collection of safety pins, but as often a bunch of paper clips) is meant to be winsome, then it has no relation to the butchy broadness of the neckline (which is signature P.Patton, or at least becomes butchy-broad on account of the babyheads)– one can tell on the willowy model that the dress has the potential to look like a Cy Twombly, but not here. Those shoes are laughable; I can’t say what shoes might have saved this outfit, because on Patton’s frame, ANY pair of shoes with this dress magically becomes a pair of Reeboks. Her earrings remind me, for some reason, of trilobites. Something about the way the center-slit speaks to the top of the dress gives the illusion that each leg belongs to a babyhead, which somehow turns the latter into a set of sperm? Ack.

  • Mary Alice Davis

    OUT – she is scaring the crap out of me.

  • Courtney

    Tightly wound indeed. Looks tight across the hips, even if it’s not, thanks to the classy center slit. Tight across the bust. Tight hair. All too tight. Out.

  • TLJezebel

    It really is a lovely dress, just not on her.

  • NMMagpie

    OUT. The whole look (plus the face, sadly) is like nails on a chalkboard.

  • Anne At Large

    “tightly wound little try-hard”

    And this is what I don’t get at all. Girl, you are a good actress and gorgeous to boot, now put it away!

  • PlethoraofBooks

    Boobs OR leg Paula… Never both unless done far more tastefully than you just did. OUT!

  • Betsy

    OUT. Your critique only touches the surface. Please buy a dress that FITS — especially larger in the bustline, so you don’t get those damned baby-heads. And I also really don’t want to see your tw*t. (Plus, why are her eyebrows shiny??)

  • Donna Schmidt

    Out

  • Kent Roby

    Doesn’t Brad G. usually style her? Regardless, this is Bad 101.

  • sagecreek

    OUTSKI.

  • alyce1213

    Out. Very very out. Also: Yellow nail polish.

    • ewes_urn_aim

      Wow- with all that other barfery going on, I didn’t even notice the ugly nail color!

  • Tatiana Luján

    Out because of the upper tights and babyheads nobody should show in a gown.
    I think the shoes are kinda cool.

  • Poeta Paz

    OUT. Honey, if you are going to show baby heads, thighs and back at least give diva sexy face; you can’t be a comedian in the red carpet wearing that dress.

  • Karen Belgrad

    It reminds me of Hillary Swank. She’s just not built for that style of dress. And the yellow nails make my eyes twitch

  • PeggyOC

    Out. For a girl with a lovely smile and a slammin’ bod, she always looks like a hot mess on the RC. I agree, she’s trying too hard. She needs a serious lesson from Swinton in looking like you don’t give a F#$^.

  • JulieTy

    Hideous. PLUS yellow talons! PLUS glitter!!!!

  • Glam Dixie

    Out, too much boob on the outside of the dress, hideous shoes that make her feet look enormous and center slit to the good china.

  • bailey

    repulsive. out.

  • Ashley Ellen Wilson

    OUT.

  • Rhonda Shore

    OUT…it’s horrifying.

  • JulieK

    Out, this whole thing is tacky as hell.

  • LibrarianLizy

    OUT. She’s trying way too hard when she really doesn’t need to be. She should let her face and body speak for itself.

    Also: TOO MUCH SHIMMER.

  • mmebam

    Her crotch is going through mitosis. I. Can. Not. Out.

  • http://angrynerdgirl.net/ Jessi03

    No no no no no. OUT. Stripper body glitter. Babyheads. Drag eyebrows. No.

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    OUT. Center slit nothing those baby heads are pulling all the focus.

  • Judy_J

    Out, out, and out for all the reasons you listed.

  • RebeccaKW

    Out. Holy cow. That is all kinds of ugly. The dress isn’t so bad, on the model, who isn’t super curvy. You don’t see the boobs trying to escape and the slit is spread open. The shoes are horrific. I do like the earrings.

  • NOLA_gal

    OUT. The melon-boob look is appalling, and the shoes are hideous.

  • kimmeister

    I don’t even understand how you can draw on eyebrows to look that bad. Girl needs to stay away from nude lipstick. In the 2nd picture she looks like an American Gladiator who just wandered in, uninvited.

  • rissa42210

    Out. The dress is nice, but only when you have a fetal model wearing it, rather than a woman stuffed into it. I think it helps that the fetal model makes the dress look like it doesn’t have a center slit, which is just trashy. And the shoes are hiddy.

  • Imasewsure

    OUT..

  • miriam

    The dress itself is gorgeous. Which is why what she’s doing to it is a crime. If there was no crotch slit and her boobs weren’t being abused within an inch of their lives, this would be a stunning look. OUT for crimes against fashion. And boobs.

  • librarygrrl64

    OUT. She turned an interesting gown into a tacky one.

  • anyalama

    Ugh, baby heads… Also, is she wearing some pump/bowling shoe hybrid? Out, naturally.

  • marlie

    OUT. This saddens me, since I really like her, and I’m currently experiencing a major crush on her husband. The dress is too tight, the slit too high, and the babyheads too TOO. And the shoes are FUGLY.

  • poggi

    While her outfit does call back the movie title (at least the “Two” in Two Guns), I have to give her an out. This is too trashy.

  • hellkell

    OUT. Baby heads, bad hair, and those straps make her look extra-broad in the shoulders.

  • Louise Bryan

    OUT! There’s a question here? Not only baby heads but side boobs. The dress is rather too tight just about everywhere.

  • another_laura

    OUT. Gawd, no. A dress that is tacky at best, taken to vulgarity.

  • CPK1

    OUT. Boobs, crotch, giant fug shoes, skanky body glitter the list is endless

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    OUT – For the slit and the baby heads. It’s all just too much, girl. (In the first picture the black platforms on those shoes make her look like she is levitating about an inch off the floor.)

  • Lori

    OUT. BOOBS. Slit acting as a highway to the good china. Shoes that should not exist. Bad hair. Bad make-up. A demeanor so tightly wound that it looks like she’d fly into space if you gave her a flick on the arm. All bad.

  • julnyes

    OUT:
    1. Weirdly matte makeup
    2. Nondescript hair
    3. Babyheads
    4. Tacky slit
    5. Ugly matchy earrings and shoes
    6. Body glitter

  • Julie Chase

    Out. All three of your points drove the look over the tacky cliff.

  • bertkeeter

    I love dress… Don’t love the two tan melons popping out on top. I’m a fan of center slits w deep V’s… N yes those are hideous shoes!

  • oatmealpie

    4. Fluorescent yellow nail polish. OUT.

  • CT14

    It’s the diamond of flash under the baby heads that takes it just. Too far for me.

    Baby heads alone are bad enough, underbabyhead cleavage is a never!

  • GorgeousThings

    And let’s not overlook the tacky glitter leg makeup to go with the tacky center slit.

    Hmmmm, I just made a typo of “tacky center slut”. Should have left my Freudian slip hanging out there.

  • desi_girl

    Out!

    And there’s a label called Basil Soda? Ummmm…

  • harlowish

    I don’t know why I’m having a more visceral reaction to this dress than to uglier ones that have been featured, but like TLo said, looking at her is stressing me out. OUT. OUT OUT OUT. I will keep typing OUT if that’s what it takes to make this go away.

  • amanda siegelson

    OUT! and then some! disgraceful!

  • clairellis

    Out bc of her smile in the second picture. Oh and her boobs.

  • prettybigkitty

    Seriously, you guys need us to vote on this atrocity? Yikes, no. Is there a three strikes and out rule? If not, maybe there should be?

  • Darva Sutra

    OUT – everything is wrong but the dress, which looks great on the model. She made every bad styling choice possible and took it straight to Tackyville.

  • mjude

    OUT

  • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

    OUT. The baby heads are causing me chest pains.

  • LaSylphide

    Out. OK on the model, but on Patton it’s tacky/trashy, which can be fun, but this isn’t.

  • Stella Zawistowski

    Baby heads AND body glitter? Oh, no, no, no. OUT.

  • DuBey2

    OUT. And put the Babyheads back IN, please.

  • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

    Baby heads killed it for me, then the crotch slit buried it. OUT.

  • DuBey2

    Who makes the horrid shoes, please?

  • bunnieteeth

    is…. is that…. boDY GLITTER?!

  • CPK1

    “a tightly wound little try-hard” is a genius phrase. I am going to slip it into conversation the first opportunity I get.

  • neonseattle

    “such a tightly wound little try-hard”

    dayummmm that is way harsh, tai. what’d pp do to you?

  • conniemd

    Out. Anything that shows two perfectly symmetrical baby heads (read silicone) and a slit up to the crotch is beyond trying too hard. She isn’t famous enough to be a diva. The combo was too much for me.Eliminate the slit and it would have been an in.

  • Loola234

    Question to the experts: could she not have gone one size up and altered the waist/hips? Or are the freebies a sample size and you must fit 10 (beautiful) pounds in a 5-pound bag?

  • Bethany Roullett

    OUT. I’m surprised you gave us this one. A softball?

  • JauntyJohn

    OUT. I’m far from prudish, but if the tailoring on your gown amounts to coverage that is roughly equivalent to a loosely tied bathrobe… that’s not style. Maybe it’s good advertising — depending on what you’re selling — but it’s not style.

  • unbornfawn

    Desperately trying too hard. My issues are exactly the same as TLo’s. Different shoes, loose the slit and I can begin to forgive the babyheads. The dress is lovely on the model. OK, hon, we see that you are one hot mama. Now, go fix things so you don’t look so slutty. OUT

  • jen

    Yikes, OUT.

  • Just Me

    Out. Too much tacky.

  • Monabel

    Out. Yikes.

  • ringthing

    Ouch, my eyes. OUT.

  • barbarienne

    Sigh. Out. She just doesn’t look comfortable. The girls are getting squeezed so hard my own girls are hurting in sympathy. Also, she looks afraid to take a step, both because of the shoes and because of what will show when the curtains part.

  • MzzPants

    Outdated. Overdone. Out.

  • SublimatedRage

    Out — two guns, indeed!

  • mlle

    Out out out out out, for reasons which have been exhaustively covered in the comments.

  • MaggieMae

    Out.

  • snarkykitten

    Out. My boobs are wincing in pain just looking at her

  • AmeliaEve

    OUT. The jittery embroidery is giving me a headache, and the yellow nails just look dirty and don’t match but don’t contrast. Plus all that other stuff you already said.

  • MsKitty

    Baby heads = automatic OUT

  • Lady Orwellian

    Out. I need an excedrin now.

  • Nicole Walraven

    out. i don’t know who she is, and have no style history to work with, but it looks to me like she’s too much woman for that dress. on the waify model the boldness and solidity of the dress makes the girl look even more delicate and fragile, and the balance is striking. on this woman…it all comes off bold and loud all over, in a fairly tacky way. and those shoes look like abstract cow feet. so that’s a no.

  • JanW

    Out. Beautiful dress, but she’s got way too much boob for it.

  • crash1212

    OUT. For all the reasons stated. I actually like that dress – sans slit and on a smaller busted woman. I like the shoes too, just not with this dress. After all of that, couldn’t muster energy to critique hair and make-up. Just go home and try again.

  • teensmom99

    OUT–and draggy is right. She totally looks like she is in drag. If this dress were to work (like if the bottom were sewn up), the wearer would have to be flat=chested.

  • alexandra116

    OUT — vagina drop

  • Heather

    You forgot to mention the glitter body lotion. Out. Though I do have to be sort of in awe of the baby heads… no amount of double stick tape or elves with scaffolding would get my girls to do that.

  • alaskahyoung

    I though you were exaggerating when you said it was stressful looking at her, but oh my god you were right. Out.

  • DinaSews

    OUT.

  • Diego!

    OUT! Is she able to breath in that dress? Her breasts look as if they were going to explode. Her make up SUCKS! I do love the hair tough.

  • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.com/ Catherine

    I can’t with the baby heads. OUT

    • Shawn EH

      But they’re how she got Robin Thicke!

  • Brittany Knupper

    Normally I’m all about a reverse rorshach Elvira dress but…. OUT.

  • janierainie

    She looks like she going to explode! Run!!
    Those shoes, Yuck!
    OUT

  • Shawn EH

    In! Needed a stronger lip with a flash of color, but she probably full-body tackled Sophia Vergara to wrench this one out of grasping, needy hands. Or kicked her with those shoes!

  • trisker

    OUT. Hate the Slit, the shoes, and the boobs. Altogether bad.

  • Anniebet

    Uh, OUT. Is it totally un-PC to use the words “trailer park” here? Well, it’s like your cousin Betty got invited to a big event for the first time in her life and got a makeover from the local beauty salon and ordered a fancy dress from Frederick’s of Hollywood and got earrings and shoes to match. Oh, and yellow nails?

  • kimiakay

    Out! This dress seems to be a frame for her babyheads, not to mention they look painful. It’s the first thing you see when you see the pictures. You don’t even notice her face. Paula, you’re a cutie, you don’t need to try so hard.

  • ballerinawithagun

    Love the gown, but I have to say out because she is loaded with too many guns.

  • MannahattaMamma

    EYEBROWS, you forgot the eyebrows. As in: they look a bit like she plastered them on ala Groucho.

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    Absolutely, no question, 100%, indubitably, indisputably, irrevocably OUT.

  • Jessica Wyatt

    People are still wearing body glitter??

  • DebbieLovesShoes

    Those hideous shoes are making my right eye twitch. AND THEY MATCH THE EARRINGS.

    P.S. Then there’s the nails.

  • vitaminC

    Blech, serving up Charo realness. OUT.

    • sisterb67

      Charo wouldn’t be caught dead with her boobs looking like that. She may flaunt them on occasion, but they’re A) more covered up than this and B) in clothing that are properly fitted to her body and looking like balloons about to burst.

  • elemspbee

    OUT

  • Jarethee

    OUT! She looks like a trashy madam.

  • Laylalola

    OUT. Women with breasts walk a fine, sometimes unfair line — but you know she knows this much tit is just trashy.

  • largishbearishAtlish

    you know what would *REALLY* make this outfit perfect? hairy armpits. really- THEN you would have something to pull your eyes from the massive train wreck this horror is.
    OUT. (will bactine in my eyes get that image out?)

  • Tom Markiewicz

    OUT. she’s taken a stark and chicly beautiful dress and made it tacky. she should be put to death.

  • stagmania

    OUT. I never like her looks.

  • lalahartma

    Out too much babyheads

  • Pudgy Possum

    Okay, am I the only seeing the funny in her attending a premiere for “2 Guns”?

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    OUT. Sad really, because she has the looks and figure to be a WERQ every time.

  • butterflysunita

    OUT. Put them away.

  • mickiemonkey

    That is not a dress, it is a mammogram. Is she wearing body glitter? I keep wiping my screen.

  • quitasarah

    OUT. The baby heads ruin it for me. The model looks SO much better.

  • Contralto

    OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

  • Sara Hottman

    Out. I should not be able to think, hmm, boobs don’t meet but thighs do. Also, babydoll eyelashes are creepy… like real life Photoshop.

  • lrhoff

    OUT, OUT, and again OUT! Good grief, I can’t even believe you put it out to a vote.

  • Pennymac

    I couldn’t get past the “Children of the Corn” eyes in pic three long enough to judge the dress. OUT on those shoes alone.

  • ankali

    OUT for tacky baby heads.

  • Lilithcat

    Out – just like her boobs.

  • mayavaly

    I can’t stop seeing Paula Patton’s head peeping over the top of one of those cardboard bodies at the pier in the first pic. That’s how wooden her pose is!

  • Jenny

    Sorry to Paula, because she is a beautiful woman, but there’s just too much going on here. She needs to reign it back a notch or two and it would be lovely. OUT.

  • quiltrx

    OUT. It’s appalling how such a beautiful gown on the model can go so whore-y so quickly.

  • DCSheehan

    I fear for her organs. Her liver’s probably squished up by her tonsils.

    Out.

  • Cameron Turner

    Out, I agree on all 3 points!

  • Ronica Skarphol Brownson

    OUT. I agree with you 100%, with added “why the **** did you bleach your teeth to match the dress?” and “just because the earrings are black and white, too, doesn’t mean you should wear them.” This is an OH HONEY, NO.

  • Sushy Gooroo

    OUT. She looks like a cartoon of an Android.

  • GillianHolroyd

    Does anyone else think the model must be on stilts? or several telephone books?

  • demidaemon

    This looks like a slutty flamenco dancer to me. OUT.

  • Katie

    Legs, tits or ass. Pick ONE. OUT

    • Anplica Fiore

      Exactly! Out

  • stacey

    Is she a man?

  • http://twitter.com/ZumaZoum Eric

    OUT! Her face is actually scaring me.

  • veleri

    OUT on so many levels :(

  • OneRing

    Out! OMG! I actually think the dress is quite pretty and I don’t mind the center slit too much. But too boob-y and too shoe-awfull-y. Somehow with all that going on, you’ve overlooked the horror of the yellow nails. They make me shudder and retch in equal measure.

  • queen b*tch

    Good lord, its terrifying. OUT

  • MartyBellerMask

    Paula, go up a size. Or two. There are no cameras pointed at the tag. Unless the tag is on the upper thigh.

    But even with the right size, there’s still that tacky embroidery. My mom had a bolero jacket in 1991 like that. It’s only made passable on the model because of soft focus.

    So this is a big old OUT.

  • Haley Buchanan

    How is this even questionable for an In or Out. She looks like Sofia Vergara’s even tackier sister. OUT.

  • decormaven

    Too tight, too much body glitter and yellow nail polish should be saved for a more casual look or for the kiddies.

  • Badriya Al-Badi’a

    OUT OUT OUT.

  • bhl_1123

    OUT! And for the record, if I were married to Robin Thicke, I would be too tired from all the sexy times to try so hard.

  • kategs

    so very OUT!

  • Aaminah Khan

    OUT. I love flaunting both my boobs and legs, and this hurt even my fairly indelicate sensibilities. Plus, her boobs look like they must be hurting like hell. Mine are aching in sympathy.

  • http://twitter.com/carelessriver Caterina Maria

    Babyheads. OUT.

  • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

    Out: super tacky.

  • EEKstl

    OUT for all the reasons you cite above. And it doesn’t help that, despite her beauty, she is the Tracy Flick of the RC.

  • jesuiskate

    Awful! She’s trying too hard and the shoes are not great… Out!

  • sweet_potato

    OUT for the three reasons you cited.

  • Lauren Dorsee Dillon

    OUT, OUT, AND TRIPLE OUT! Who told starlets that melon halves disguised as boobs were a good look?! Tack-E.

  • Lauren Dorsee Dillon

    Also, the earrings bug me, too matchy and dizzying.

  • Emily

    Oh HELL NO

  • Jessica O’Connell

    OUT times a million for the baby heads alone. Dear God, woman, we know you’re a girl, you don’t need to show us all your parts to prove it!

  • amanda lynn

    OUT. 2 guns is right.

  • Danielle West

    Out. Mostly for trying to hard.

  • Sara h

    I’m assuming the dress came with a black and white stick that was shoved up her ass. It’s the only explanation for her strained and incredibly disturbing facial expressions. not even going to comment on the shoes and earrings. OUT.