IN or OUT: Paula Patton in Basil Soda at the “2 Guns” NYC Premiere

Posted on July 30, 2013

This girl is such a tightly wound little try-hard that it’s actually a little stressful and exhausting looking at her in pictures.


Paula Patton attends the premiere of “2 Guns” in New York City in a Basil Soda gown paired with Demarco earrings.

Basil Soda Fall 2013 Collection

The way we see it, the issues, in order of importance are,

  1. A CENTER-SLIT to the crotch (because center slits are extra tacky)
  2. Baby heads
  3. Ugly shoes.

Solve these issues and we wouldn’t have a problem with the look. Except for maybe the weird draggy makeup. But you, dear kittens, have to judge the look as it is in front of you; not as you would like to see it. Make the call.


Vote Now!


IN! Head-turning and sexy! Work them baby heads, girl!


OUT! I should not be able to see where your upper thighs meet when you’re wearing a gown. I’m old-fashioned that way.


Diane Kruger had to wait three whole weeks to find out what you thought of her shower curtain dress. Turns out? You didn’t think much of it, voting it OUT.

[Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/, ACE/,]

    • Catiline

      OUT, she’s beautiful but there’s just way too much that isn’t working here. Those shoes are appalling.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      Out. Absolutely trying too hard and ruining a good look on a pretty woman.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      I’m surprised she beat Sofia Vergara to it.

      • sekushinonyanko

        Sofia would at least reduce the amount of crazy slit.

        • ItsDicey

          So true! AND she would have chosen a much better shoe.

    • sekushinonyanko

      Out. She always looks as crazy as hell is hot with her posing, and adding that awful set of tawdry choices here worsens the effect considerably.

      • MilaXX

        I wonder if she’s a stoner. She looked high as a kite at the BET awards and she was just there to support her husband.

        • formerlyAnon

          Even just there to support the hubby, that’s gotta count as “working” for an actress. Otherwise I think I could completely support attending such functions in an altered state, as long as one could graciously smile and nod and remain upright. They must be boring as hell.

    • ashtangajunkie

      Is the opposite of “pulling a Jolie” now “Pattonizing”? Also, out.

      • Judih1


    • Fordzo

      The shoes look huge. Like she’s wearing kleenex boxes on her feet.

      • Kiltdntiltd

        Wearing boxes, without top-sez, dreadful sorry, Clementine.

    • annabelle archer

      OUT. Honey, tone it the fuck down.

    • Jessica Freeman

      OUT. Deep V neck with High slit…no…and those shoes, need to be burned.

      • quiltrx

        I think we need to establish a minimum acceptable measurement of fabric between the bottom of the boob slit and the top of the cooch slit.

        • MemHey

          A sliding scale based on the lady’s proportions…

    • Jamie M.

      Out, just like her boobs.

    • majorbedhead

      OUT. Tacky girl is tacky.

    • Jennifer L.

      “tightly wound little try-hard” – yes, I couldn’t think of how to phrase it, but this is why I can never get behind any of her red carpet appearances!

    • lehen

      OUT. that dress was not designed for women of boobs.

    • Nonmercisansfacon

      OUT. Her acting is as stiff and wooden as her posing. And yet, this is her second movie with Denzel if I am not mistaken. How does she keep getting those roles when her acting skills are still not up to par? Nia Long, Sanaa Lathan, Regina King, what have your agents been doing?

      • MilaXX

        Agreed! Especially on the Nia & Regina love.

    • formerlyAnon

      I like this dress, I think she looks good enough in it that I can grudgingly forgive the center slit. But that thing her boobs are doing? It’s not just baby heads. It’s baby heads straining to escape and roam free. It ruins everything for me, and she IS obviously working hard at this so I feel really mean but . . . I gotta do it . . . OUT.

      • marlie

        It looks like the top of her bodice is seriously about to BURST open. Not the look I imagine she’s going for.

      • MaryMitch

        I think the dress could be gorgeous if the slit was lower and the top was fitted. Don’t know if this was the look she was going for, but the top is waaaay too small. Shame.

    • carnush

      For the shoes and the earrings, OUT.

    • Beardslee


      And it’s a shame because the dress could be lovely.

    • Sara__B

      OUT. Enough said.

    • Kiltdntiltd

      No, no, a thousand times, NO!

    • Jaeda Laurez

      OUT. I wouldn’t mind the baby heads (if you got ’em and they sit, work what you got) if there weren’t that terrible crotch gateway. It’s not good, AND the dress is so tight the crotch gateway looks like it’s pulling in opposite directions. Close it (conveniently hiding the terrible shoes #AsWell), add a red lip and I’d be happy.

    • cmb123

      boobs OR a slit – not boobs and a slit. Also – terrible shoes. She is so pretty that seeing this is painful. She needs to work with a curvy girl stylist (see JLo, Sofia etc.)

    • MilaXX

      OUT! for all the reason mentions above. This is a beautiful woman looking a right, hot mess.

    • Kate Andrews

      Paula Patton in: TWO MELONS. Out, of course.

    • Dan_In_NYC

      Yeah, this is reaching. And it’s probably not great if you smile and I think “Nice veneers.” :-/ And is body shimmer still a ‘thing?”

    • Lesley

      OUT! that hair, that dress, those shoes?! nothing pretty here except her face.

    • Oliver Sava

      Third pic: derptits. OUT.

    • MoHub

      Everything you said and in the exact words! OUT!

    • lobsterlen

      OUT! The dress is so tight it’s doing strange things to her underarms.

      • TLJezebel

        OMG, you’re right! Pit paunches.

    • MoHub

      Is this the missing Kardashian sister?

    • Emily Dagger


      Unless you’re wearing it to your annual well-woman exam, in which case the skirt-slit gives the gyno easy access and the bodice pre-mashes your boobs for the mammogram.

    • jmorino08

      OUT! God no! She looks like she’s one sneeze away from splitting that whole thing open. And the glitter bronzer is a bridge too far…

    • SugarSnap108

      Well, her “2 Guns” are clearly cocked and loaded.

      OUT. She’s beautiful – no need to try so hard.

    • kirkyo

      I can’t thing of one thing to defend here. Out.

    • 3boysful

      OUT. Additional deduction for the matchy earrings.

    • histrogeek

      Out! Tacky slutty is not a good look. More sequins and this could go straight to AVN Awards.

    • Jangle57

      Ugh, I agree with all your issues – OUT

    • StellaZafella

      Two words Ms Patton: Carmen Carrera.
      Get her on the phone right now…you need her for your stylist if your gonna drop this drag.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Out. She looks like a college athlete who had to dress up for some banquet she didn’t want to attend, so she slung the girls into somebody else’s dress and borrowed a pair of shoes, but the dress split at the crotch when she put it on and there was no time to change, and besides, the rest of the team told her she looked awesome and she has no clue one way or the other, so she just went with the damn outfit and attended the sponsors’ banquet like she was told she had to, all the while wishing she could just be back in the gym.

    • Trisha26

      OUT.Because of 1,2,3 above plus matchy earrings & sparkle leg moisturizer.

    • marshmallowjane

      OUT. The neckline looks too low, but it might work as it is, if her boobs weren’t pushed all out and in our faces. This look just makes them look like two silicone bags (don’t know if they are). This dress can’t take a side slit; there’s no reason for a slit at all.

      It’s frustrating to watch women put it all out there when it isn’t necessary at all. She’d be drop-dead gorgeous in a paper bag.

      • conniemd

        I said that before reading your post. She looks like silicone boobs in this dress, no idea whether or not. But the way the dress pushes the girls, the rounded perfection and all that is shown in the v-neck, plus the slit to the crotch makes me think she came straight from the WWE. Tacky and trashy sexist treatment of women.

        • marshmallowjane

          She’s pretty hot; they make a big deal about her on the Real Men of Hollywood with her husband who has the no. 1 single out right now. My mind is drawing a blank. As I’ve said before, I’ve seen both Jessica Biel and Scarlet Johannsen make daytime appearances in pants and a buttoned down blouse. A nice figure shows in almost anything you wear. Being understated is so attractive. Dressing provocatively all the time seems desperate (to me).

    • Chipster

      Out! I do like the dress…..just not on her.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Paula, take a lesson from the Colonel. He makes you choose between breast and thigh at the drive through window. You ought to do that. Cleavage or thigh-high slit.

      Say no to body glitter.

      And holy cow, throw those ugly shoes at whoever gave them to you.


    • Emily Smith

      She is coated in body glitter too. Out.

      • Lucie Smith

        Exactly what I was going to say! Her legs fell into a vat of shimmer. That’s what happens when you have a slit so high. Ouuuut.

    • padma sallah

      OUT. There are so many things I cannot deal with. The shoes, that slit, those babyheads, the weird posing…

    • Charles

      OUT. She’s a beautiful woman in great shape, and this is making her look very thick/broad.

    • appliquer

      Out – which is a shame. She’s a beautiful woman who needs to dial it back a couple notches. And the yellow nail polish – just ick.

    • KayEmWhy

      Who is she LOL. OUT!

    • Qitkat

      OUT. Concur with 1,2,3. Adding #4: Dress fabric inspired by 10000 dumped paper clips. Which Dustin Hoffman counted.

    • Miss_Led

      All squeezed in and up and out.

    • Ulyssesdove

      Out out out. If the scribbly pattern (which sometimes looks like a collection of safety pins, but as often a bunch of paper clips) is meant to be winsome, then it has no relation to the butchy broadness of the neckline (which is signature P.Patton, or at least becomes butchy-broad on account of the babyheads)– one can tell on the willowy model that the dress has the potential to look like a Cy Twombly, but not here. Those shoes are laughable; I can’t say what shoes might have saved this outfit, because on Patton’s frame, ANY pair of shoes with this dress magically becomes a pair of Reeboks. Her earrings remind me, for some reason, of trilobites. Something about the way the center-slit speaks to the top of the dress gives the illusion that each leg belongs to a babyhead, which somehow turns the latter into a set of sperm? Ack.

    • Mary Alice Davis

      OUT – she is scaring the crap out of me.

    • Courtney

      Tightly wound indeed. Looks tight across the hips, even if it’s not, thanks to the classy center slit. Tight across the bust. Tight hair. All too tight. Out.

    • TLJezebel

      It really is a lovely dress, just not on her.

    • NMMagpie

      OUT. The whole look (plus the face, sadly) is like nails on a chalkboard.

    • Anne At Large

      “tightly wound little try-hard”

      And this is what I don’t get at all. Girl, you are a good actress and gorgeous to boot, now put it away!

    • PlethoraofBooks

      Boobs OR leg Paula… Never both unless done far more tastefully than you just did. OUT!

    • Betsy

      OUT. Your critique only touches the surface. Please buy a dress that FITS — especially larger in the bustline, so you don’t get those damned baby-heads. And I also really don’t want to see your tw*t. (Plus, why are her eyebrows shiny??)

    • Donna Schmidt


    • Kent Roby

      Doesn’t Brad G. usually style her? Regardless, this is Bad 101.

    • sagecreek


    • alyce1213

      Out. Very very out. Also: Yellow nail polish.

      • ewes_urn_aim

        Wow- with all that other barfery going on, I didn’t even notice the ugly nail color!

    • Tatiana Luján

      Out because of the upper tights and babyheads nobody should show in a gown.
      I think the shoes are kinda cool.

    • Poeta Paz

      OUT. Honey, if you are going to show baby heads, thighs and back at least give diva sexy face; you can’t be a comedian in the red carpet wearing that dress.

    • Karen Belgrad

      It reminds me of Hillary Swank. She’s just not built for that style of dress. And the yellow nails make my eyes twitch

    • PeggyOC

      Out. For a girl with a lovely smile and a slammin’ bod, she always looks like a hot mess on the RC. I agree, she’s trying too hard. She needs a serious lesson from Swinton in looking like you don’t give a F#$^.

    • JulieTy

      Hideous. PLUS yellow talons! PLUS glitter!!!!

    • Glam Dixie

      Out, too much boob on the outside of the dress, hideous shoes that make her feet look enormous and center slit to the good china.

    • bailey

      repulsive. out.

    • Ashley Ellen Wilson


    • Rhonda Shore

      OUT…it’s horrifying.

    • JulieK

      Out, this whole thing is tacky as hell.

    • LibrarianLizy

      OUT. She’s trying way too hard when she really doesn’t need to be. She should let her face and body speak for itself.


    • mmebam

      Her crotch is going through mitosis. I. Can. Not. Out.

    • Jessi03

      No no no no no. OUT. Stripper body glitter. Babyheads. Drag eyebrows. No.

    • Ass Kicking Adviser

      OUT. Center slit nothing those baby heads are pulling all the focus.

    • Judy_J

      Out, out, and out for all the reasons you listed.

    • RebeccaKW

      Out. Holy cow. That is all kinds of ugly. The dress isn’t so bad, on the model, who isn’t super curvy. You don’t see the boobs trying to escape and the slit is spread open. The shoes are horrific. I do like the earrings.

    • NOLA_gal

      OUT. The melon-boob look is appalling, and the shoes are hideous.

    • kimmeister

      I don’t even understand how you can draw on eyebrows to look that bad. Girl needs to stay away from nude lipstick. In the 2nd picture she looks like an American Gladiator who just wandered in, uninvited.

    • rissa42210

      Out. The dress is nice, but only when you have a fetal model wearing it, rather than a woman stuffed into it. I think it helps that the fetal model makes the dress look like it doesn’t have a center slit, which is just trashy. And the shoes are hiddy.

    • Imasewsure


    • miriam

      The dress itself is gorgeous. Which is why what she’s doing to it is a crime. If there was no crotch slit and her boobs weren’t being abused within an inch of their lives, this would be a stunning look. OUT for crimes against fashion. And boobs.

    • librarygrrl64

      OUT. She turned an interesting gown into a tacky one.

    • anyalama

      Ugh, baby heads… Also, is she wearing some pump/bowling shoe hybrid? Out, naturally.

    • marlie

      OUT. This saddens me, since I really like her, and I’m currently experiencing a major crush on her husband. The dress is too tight, the slit too high, and the babyheads too TOO. And the shoes are FUGLY.

    • poggi

      While her outfit does call back the movie title (at least the “Two” in Two Guns), I have to give her an out. This is too trashy.

    • hellkell

      OUT. Baby heads, bad hair, and those straps make her look extra-broad in the shoulders.

    • Louise Bryan

      OUT! There’s a question here? Not only baby heads but side boobs. The dress is rather too tight just about everywhere.

    • another_laura

      OUT. Gawd, no. A dress that is tacky at best, taken to vulgarity.

    • CPK1

      OUT. Boobs, crotch, giant fug shoes, skanky body glitter the list is endless

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      OUT – For the slit and the baby heads. It’s all just too much, girl. (In the first picture the black platforms on those shoes make her look like she is levitating about an inch off the floor.)

    • Lori

      OUT. BOOBS. Slit acting as a highway to the good china. Shoes that should not exist. Bad hair. Bad make-up. A demeanor so tightly wound that it looks like she’d fly into space if you gave her a flick on the arm. All bad.

    • julnyes

      1. Weirdly matte makeup
      2. Nondescript hair
      3. Babyheads
      4. Tacky slit
      5. Ugly matchy earrings and shoes
      6. Body glitter

    • Julie Chase

      Out. All three of your points drove the look over the tacky cliff.

    • bertkeeter

      I love dress… Don’t love the two tan melons popping out on top. I’m a fan of center slits w deep V’s… N yes those are hideous shoes!

    • oatmealpie

      4. Fluorescent yellow nail polish. OUT.

    • CT14

      It’s the diamond of flash under the baby heads that takes it just. Too far for me.

      Baby heads alone are bad enough, underbabyhead cleavage is a never!

    • GorgeousThings

      And let’s not overlook the tacky glitter leg makeup to go with the tacky center slit.

      Hmmmm, I just made a typo of “tacky center slut”. Should have left my Freudian slip hanging out there.

    • desi_girl


      And there’s a label called Basil Soda? Ummmm…

    • harlowish

      I don’t know why I’m having a more visceral reaction to this dress than to uglier ones that have been featured, but like TLo said, looking at her is stressing me out. OUT. OUT OUT OUT. I will keep typing OUT if that’s what it takes to make this go away.

    • amanda siegelson

      OUT! and then some! disgraceful!

    • clairellis

      Out bc of her smile in the second picture. Oh and her boobs.

    • prettybigkitty

      Seriously, you guys need us to vote on this atrocity? Yikes, no. Is there a three strikes and out rule? If not, maybe there should be?

    • Darva Sutra

      OUT – everything is wrong but the dress, which looks great on the model. She made every bad styling choice possible and took it straight to Tackyville.

    • mjude


    • Deborah Lipp

      OUT. The baby heads are causing me chest pains.

    • LaSylphide

      Out. OK on the model, but on Patton it’s tacky/trashy, which can be fun, but this isn’t.

    • Stella Zawistowski

      Baby heads AND body glitter? Oh, no, no, no. OUT.

    • DuBey2

      OUT. And put the Babyheads back IN, please.

    • Sara Leigh Merrey

      Baby heads killed it for me, then the crotch slit buried it. OUT.

    • DuBey2

      Who makes the horrid shoes, please?

    • bunnieteeth

      is…. is that…. boDY GLITTER?!

    • CPK1

      “a tightly wound little try-hard” is a genius phrase. I am going to slip it into conversation the first opportunity I get.

    • neonseattle

      “such a tightly wound little try-hard”

      dayummmm that is way harsh, tai. what’d pp do to you?

    • conniemd

      Out. Anything that shows two perfectly symmetrical baby heads (read silicone) and a slit up to the crotch is beyond trying too hard. She isn’t famous enough to be a diva. The combo was too much for me.Eliminate the slit and it would have been an in.

    • Loola234

      Question to the experts: could she not have gone one size up and altered the waist/hips? Or are the freebies a sample size and you must fit 10 (beautiful) pounds in a 5-pound bag?

    • Bethany Roullett

      OUT. I’m surprised you gave us this one. A softball?

    • JauntyJohn

      OUT. I’m far from prudish, but if the tailoring on your gown amounts to coverage that is roughly equivalent to a loosely tied bathrobe… that’s not style. Maybe it’s good advertising — depending on what you’re selling — but it’s not style.

    • unbornfawn

      Desperately trying too hard. My issues are exactly the same as TLo’s. Different shoes, loose the slit and I can begin to forgive the babyheads. The dress is lovely on the model. OK, hon, we see that you are one hot mama. Now, go fix things so you don’t look so slutty. OUT

    • jen

      Yikes, OUT.

    • Just Me

      Out. Too much tacky.

    • Monabel

      Out. Yikes.

    • ringthing

      Ouch, my eyes. OUT.

    • barbarienne

      Sigh. Out. She just doesn’t look comfortable. The girls are getting squeezed so hard my own girls are hurting in sympathy. Also, she looks afraid to take a step, both because of the shoes and because of what will show when the curtains part.

    • MzzPants

      Outdated. Overdone. Out.

    • SublimatedRage

      Out — two guns, indeed!

    • mlle

      Out out out out out, for reasons which have been exhaustively covered in the comments.

    • MaggieMae


    • snarkykitten

      Out. My boobs are wincing in pain just looking at her

    • AmeliaEve

      OUT. The jittery embroidery is giving me a headache, and the yellow nails just look dirty and don’t match but don’t contrast. Plus all that other stuff you already said.

    • MsKitty

      Baby heads = automatic OUT

    • Lady Orwellian

      Out. I need an excedrin now.

    • Nicole Walraven

      out. i don’t know who she is, and have no style history to work with, but it looks to me like she’s too much woman for that dress. on the waify model the boldness and solidity of the dress makes the girl look even more delicate and fragile, and the balance is striking. on this woman…it all comes off bold and loud all over, in a fairly tacky way. and those shoes look like abstract cow feet. so that’s a no.

    • JanW

      Out. Beautiful dress, but she’s got way too much boob for it.

    • crash1212

      OUT. For all the reasons stated. I actually like that dress – sans slit and on a smaller busted woman. I like the shoes too, just not with this dress. After all of that, couldn’t muster energy to critique hair and make-up. Just go home and try again.

    • teensmom99

      OUT–and draggy is right. She totally looks like she is in drag. If this dress were to work (like if the bottom were sewn up), the wearer would have to be flat=chested.

    • alexandra116

      OUT — vagina drop

    • Heather

      You forgot to mention the glitter body lotion. Out. Though I do have to be sort of in awe of the baby heads… no amount of double stick tape or elves with scaffolding would get my girls to do that.

    • alaskahyoung

      I though you were exaggerating when you said it was stressful looking at her, but oh my god you were right. Out.

    • DinaSews


    • Diego!

      OUT! Is she able to breath in that dress? Her breasts look as if they were going to explode. Her make up SUCKS! I do love the hair tough.

    • Catherine

      I can’t with the baby heads. OUT

      • Shawn EH

        But they’re how she got Robin Thicke!

    • Brittany Knupper

      Normally I’m all about a reverse rorshach Elvira dress but…. OUT.

    • janierainie

      She looks like she going to explode! Run!!
      Those shoes, Yuck!

    • Shawn EH

      In! Needed a stronger lip with a flash of color, but she probably full-body tackled Sophia Vergara to wrench this one out of grasping, needy hands. Or kicked her with those shoes!

    • trisker

      OUT. Hate the Slit, the shoes, and the boobs. Altogether bad.

    • Anniebet

      Uh, OUT. Is it totally un-PC to use the words “trailer park” here? Well, it’s like your cousin Betty got invited to a big event for the first time in her life and got a makeover from the local beauty salon and ordered a fancy dress from Frederick’s of Hollywood and got earrings and shoes to match. Oh, and yellow nails?

    • kimiakay

      Out! This dress seems to be a frame for her babyheads, not to mention they look painful. It’s the first thing you see when you see the pictures. You don’t even notice her face. Paula, you’re a cutie, you don’t need to try so hard.

    • ballerinawithagun

      Love the gown, but I have to say out because she is loaded with too many guns.

    • MannahattaMamma

      EYEBROWS, you forgot the eyebrows. As in: they look a bit like she plastered them on ala Groucho.

    • NurseEllen

      Absolutely, no question, 100%, indubitably, indisputably, irrevocably OUT.

    • Jessica Wyatt

      People are still wearing body glitter??

    • DebbieLovesShoes

      Those hideous shoes are making my right eye twitch. AND THEY MATCH THE EARRINGS.

      P.S. Then there’s the nails.

    • vitaminC

      Blech, serving up Charo realness. OUT.

      • sisterb67

        Charo wouldn’t be caught dead with her boobs looking like that. She may flaunt them on occasion, but they’re A) more covered up than this and B) in clothing that are properly fitted to her body and looking like balloons about to burst.

    • elemspbee


    • Jarethee

      OUT! She looks like a trashy madam.

    • Laylalola

      OUT. Women with breasts walk a fine, sometimes unfair line — but you know she knows this much tit is just trashy.

    • largishbearishAtlish

      you know what would *REALLY* make this outfit perfect? hairy armpits. really- THEN you would have something to pull your eyes from the massive train wreck this horror is.
      OUT. (will bactine in my eyes get that image out?)

    • Tom Markiewicz

      OUT. she’s taken a stark and chicly beautiful dress and made it tacky. she should be put to death.

    • stagmania

      OUT. I never like her looks.

    • lalahartma

      Out too much babyheads

    • Pudgy Possum

      Okay, am I the only seeing the funny in her attending a premiere for “2 Guns”?

    • Vera

      OUT. Sad really, because she has the looks and figure to be a WERQ every time.

    • butterflysunita

      OUT. Put them away.

    • mickiemonkey

      That is not a dress, it is a mammogram. Is she wearing body glitter? I keep wiping my screen.

    • quitasarah

      OUT. The baby heads ruin it for me. The model looks SO much better.

    • Contralto


    • Sara Hottman

      Out. I should not be able to think, hmm, boobs don’t meet but thighs do. Also, babydoll eyelashes are creepy… like real life Photoshop.

    • lrhoff

      OUT, OUT, and again OUT! Good grief, I can’t even believe you put it out to a vote.

    • Pennymac

      I couldn’t get past the “Children of the Corn” eyes in pic three long enough to judge the dress. OUT on those shoes alone.

    • ankali

      OUT for tacky baby heads.

    • Lilithcat

      Out – just like her boobs.

    • mayavaly

      I can’t stop seeing Paula Patton’s head peeping over the top of one of those cardboard bodies at the pier in the first pic. That’s how wooden her pose is!

    • Jenny

      Sorry to Paula, because she is a beautiful woman, but there’s just too much going on here. She needs to reign it back a notch or two and it would be lovely. OUT.

    • quiltrx

      OUT. It’s appalling how such a beautiful gown on the model can go so whore-y so quickly.

    • DCSheehan

      I fear for her organs. Her liver’s probably squished up by her tonsils.


    • Cameron Turner

      Out, I agree on all 3 points!

    • Ronica Skarphol Brownson

      OUT. I agree with you 100%, with added “why the **** did you bleach your teeth to match the dress?” and “just because the earrings are black and white, too, doesn’t mean you should wear them.” This is an OH HONEY, NO.

    • Sushy Gooroo

      OUT. She looks like a cartoon of an Android.

    • GillianHolroyd

      Does anyone else think the model must be on stilts? or several telephone books?

    • demidaemon

      This looks like a slutty flamenco dancer to me. OUT.

    • Katie

      Legs, tits or ass. Pick ONE. OUT

      • Anplica Fiore

        Exactly! Out

    • stacey

      Is she a man?

    • Eric

      OUT! Her face is actually scaring me.

    • veleri

      OUT on so many levels :(

    • OneRing

      Out! OMG! I actually think the dress is quite pretty and I don’t mind the center slit too much. But too boob-y and too shoe-awfull-y. Somehow with all that going on, you’ve overlooked the horror of the yellow nails. They make me shudder and retch in equal measure.

    • queen b*tch

      Good lord, its terrifying. OUT

    • MartyBellerMask

      Paula, go up a size. Or two. There are no cameras pointed at the tag. Unless the tag is on the upper thigh.

      But even with the right size, there’s still that tacky embroidery. My mom had a bolero jacket in 1991 like that. It’s only made passable on the model because of soft focus.

      So this is a big old OUT.

    • Haley Buchanan

      How is this even questionable for an In or Out. She looks like Sofia Vergara’s even tackier sister. OUT.

    • decormaven

      Too tight, too much body glitter and yellow nail polish should be saved for a more casual look or for the kiddies.

    • Badriya Al-Badi’a

      OUT OUT OUT.

    • bhl_1123

      OUT! And for the record, if I were married to Robin Thicke, I would be too tired from all the sexy times to try so hard.

    • kategs

      so very OUT!

    • Aaminah Khan

      OUT. I love flaunting both my boobs and legs, and this hurt even my fairly indelicate sensibilities. Plus, her boobs look like they must be hurting like hell. Mine are aching in sympathy.

    • Caterina Maria

      Babyheads. OUT.

    • MandyJane

      Out: super tacky.

    • EEKstl

      OUT for all the reasons you cite above. And it doesn’t help that, despite her beauty, she is the Tracy Flick of the RC.

    • jesuiskate

      Awful! She’s trying too hard and the shoes are not great… Out!

    • sweet_potato

      OUT for the three reasons you cited.

    • Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      OUT, OUT, AND TRIPLE OUT! Who told starlets that melon halves disguised as boobs were a good look?! Tack-E.

    • Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      Also, the earrings bug me, too matchy and dizzying.

    • Emily

      Oh HELL NO

    • Jessica O’Connell

      OUT times a million for the baby heads alone. Dear God, woman, we know you’re a girl, you don’t need to show us all your parts to prove it!

    • amanda lynn

      OUT. 2 guns is right.

    • Danielle West

      Out. Mostly for trying to hard.

    • Sara h

      I’m assuming the dress came with a black and white stick that was shoved up her ass. It’s the only explanation for her strained and incredibly disturbing facial expressions. not even going to comment on the shoes and earrings. OUT.