Cover Boys: Matt Damon, Hugh Jackman, and Ryan Reynolds

Posted on July 12, 2013

Kittens, it’s time once again to ask that question that should rightly be asked every Sausage Friday here at T Lo Male Objectification Studies, Ltd.; namely:

 

¿Quién es más macho?

 

 

Is it:

 

Matt Damon?

Matt Damon covers the August 2013 issue of Esquire magazine.

or

Hugh Jackman?

Hugh Jackman covers the August 2013 issue of GQ Germany magazine.

or

Ryan Reynolds?

Ryan Reynolds covers the August 2013 issue of Details magazine.

 

Pit these boystars against each other in a sweaty, shirtless wrestling match in your head to determine which one takes the top prize, darlings!  Is there a better way to spend a Friday afternoon? We think not. Try mentally dressing them up in little outfits, like soldier boy or sexy plumber.

 

[Photo Credit: esquire.com, gq-magazine.de, details.com]

    • MrsAtaxxia

      It is not Ryan Reynolds, who will forever just reek of la douche. For pure macho? Wolverine all the way. Matty boy is looking pretty damn good though, plus he just seems like such a nice guy.

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros

      Macho macho Ryan, aunque se ve un poco flaco, un macho tronado es Hugh y un macho lindo Matt. Me encantan estos tres machos! :)

    • MilaXX

      Ryan is automatically out. He’s the male version of America’s Sweetheart. Matt looks cute here, but we know he can turn the heat up like in his Bourne movies. Based on cover looks alone I gotta give it to Wolfie himself, Mr. Jackman.

      • Heather

        Tho I think he’s Canadian. :-) Is there a Canada’s Sweetheart?

    • Danielle L

      Yes.

    • CeeQ

      For me, it is always Hugh Jackman but my loyalties are little conflicted because of that Wolverine face fuzz……
      Also Matt Damon is killing me right now with that cover – HAWT.
      But no, Hugh Jackman it is – I will be forever faithful!! lol

    • AnguaVonUberwald

      Matt Damon! Got to love that smile.

    • marlie

      I like all three of these guystars, but none of these covers are working for me. Though I love Matt’s genuine smile.

      • Shawn EH

        Compared to Hugh’s completely fake sneer? He’s going to be Wolverine for the rest of the year, I’m guessing. Oops, THE Wolverine.

    • DTLAFamilies

      Ryan Reynolds is the combo breaker.

    • AmeliaEve

      Hugh Jackman’s eyebrow alone is more macho than anythng Ryan Reynolds brought to this party.

    • Glam Dixie

      Damon’s gonna have to take this one for me, that’s the worst picture of Hugh Jackman I’ve ever seen. I didn’t even know he could take a bad picture. Someone at GQ must hate him. Ryan isn’t even in the same league.

      • Pennymac

        ^^This^^

    • Silly Grrl

      Hugh! Matt looks pretty damn good too.

    • kalisa

      I’m not feeling the Wolverine sideburns and Ryan Reynolds doesn’t really do it for me. For me it’s Matt. It’s always been Matt.

    • Lizzy

      Given the three looks here – Matt wins. Never been a fan of the wolverine facial hair, and Ryan looks… blurry. Matt looks like he wants to play games and watch movies and be like the best husband-type-guy ever.

      • marlie

        Doesn’t he just make you want to cuddle up with him on the couch and watch a movie!

    • Annarosa

      Hugh Jackman for the win!

    • hillmad

      Matt Damon, with Hugh Jackman a close second; Ryan Reynolds is not even in the running.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1180174329 Elizabeth Phillips

      IMHO, Mr. Jackman has too much testosterone…

      • Julie Chase

        Impossible!!

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        There are ways to (temporarily) lower the testosterone level. (He suggests, delicately). Ahem

        • Carol

          Can I like this a thousand times?

        • MikeW_Vegas

          This should be done on a regular basis, though.

          • Domo_Konnichiwa

            It’s only healthy.

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            For really tip top health, it’s essential.

        • formerlyAnon

          And given your usual humanitarian ethos, I imagine it’s only tact (given his marital status) that your willingness to selflessly assist with this problem is simply implied.

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            You know me so well.

            • formerlyAnon

              ;-D You are one of my favorite Internet stranger/friends.

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              The feeling is entirely mutual!

            • formerlyAnon

              Gee, thanks!

        • Rand Ortega

          I liked this comment, then unliked it, so I could like it again. You have that effect, sir.

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            Aw shucks. (Blush)

      • YoungSally

        That means more to go around.

    • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

      Damon gets finer with age. No contest here.

    • TSkot

      Matt

    • jonnyf8

      Quien es mas macho? Don’t you we play MFK here?
      M = Hugh
      F = Ryan
      K = Matt

      • Annarosa

        F Hugh and that’s it.

      • VioletFlame

        I remember M & F (blush) ; will a fellow kitten enlighten me as to what K stands for? Keep as in Sugar Daddy? Surely M and err F cover that? Pun intended…

        • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

          kill

          • StellaZafella

            I prefer “K”iss…that way it comes out:

            M=Matt (I could, now, in some states)
            F=Hugh (like there’s no tomorrow)
            K=Ryan (It might make him shut the fuck up and dance)

            • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

              Ooohhh….I like Kiss so much better.

              M – Hugh. He likes real looking women.
              F – Ryan. Because abs.
              Kiss – Matt because I suspect he’s a teensy bit full of himself and a little would go a long with with him.

              But if we have to stick to K for kill rules, then I’m switching it up to Ryan because I have serious doubts about any man who would marry both ScarJo and Boobs Legsly.

            • marlie

              YES. I still can’t believe he married Boobs Legsly.

            • formerlyAnon

              I like Kiss and I like your assignment of roles. ‘Cause otherwise I’d have to Kill Matt (I’m not doing anything more than kiss him if it means I have to leave one of the other two on the table.)

          • marlie

            Using the “kill” rule, which I always played by:

            M Matt
            F Hugh
            K Ryan

            Sorry, Ry, it’s not personal.

            • MartyBellerMask

              Seems to be the popular scenario. I agree.

      • homofascist

        Can you F the guy before you K him? That would be a key part for me for this particular contest…

        • jonnyf8

          Absolutely, you get to F everyone you want. You’re not required to do that though. I plan a lot of that with Hugh and Ryan, but Hugh I’ll stay with. Matt, probably just once so I can say I’ve been there.

    • Julie Chase

      Jackman wins, but Damon stole my heart and my ability to think clearly.

    • http://melaniesuzanne.blogspot.com/ Melanie Suzanne

      Can I have a Matt/Hugh sandwich?

      How about M: Matt, F: Hugh, K; RyRey. That sounds about right.

    • Jennifer Bober

      Hugh baby, all the way, though Matt is a close second. Ryan just doesn’t do it for me. Sorry.

      Thank you TLo for the best mental image of the day.

    • Isabel

      Hugh for me

    • Kathleen

      Matt.

    • carolie_king

      Wow, this vote is all over the place. I’ll go with Matt’s beautiful smile, with Hugh as a close second.

    • Diego!

      Hugh, among the three of them!

    • fringebenefit

      Matt Damon. It would be Hugh Jackman–no contest–except for that wretched photo.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Jackman. Because Wolverine. Jackman.

      I need to go lay down for a minute.

    • Frank_821

      Actually I’ve seen some of the shots from the article that Matt did. it’s a nice guyditorial. Macho but sweet. I like Hugh but he looks so contrived here. there’s poledancing and then there’s POLEDANICNG

    • http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

      I thought we were playing FMK here.

      F: Reynolds
      M: Damon
      K: Jackman

    • TheAmericaness

      Time for: KMF
      M: Matt Damon
      F: Hugh Jackman
      K: Ryan Reynolds (Sorry Ryan)

      Alternately, and my personal favorite:

      M: Hugh
      F: Hugh
      K: The rest

    • GorgeousThings

      Well, much as I love Ryan, no.

      It’s a toss up between Matty boy and Hugh of the Abs. Normally I’d go with Matt because he’s a local boy done good, who still does a lot of good for local folks.

      But…

      Hugh.

      Hugh.

      Huuuuuuugh!

      I need a cigarette now.

    • Catiline

      Gotta hand it to Matt Damon for this one. Love the casual-manly vibe of that picture.

    • Louise Bryan

      Daughter: Reynolds, Jackman, Damon
      Mom: Damon, Reynolds, Jackman (because I just don’t dig Wolverine, and that’s all he’s channeling in that cover).

    • deathandthestrawberry

      Ryan Reynolds is classically handsome, but boy, is he dull as a doorknob.

      I have a soft spot for Matt, so he edges Hugh, but only just!!

    • Judy_S

      Normally I’d say Hugh but these pictures incline me to Damon. He looks so cuddly in that picture. Can we change the parameters to “Quien dice ‘buy me’?”

    • silaria

      Mmm, I think Jackman wins the macho, but Reynolds wins my heart. <3

      • silaria

        Wait, I want to change my vote! After reading previous posts, I’m voting for Bruce Willis.

        He’s not in this post, you say? Does it matter, I say?

        • marlie

          If it’s a “who’s more macho” contest, Bruce Willis will always win.

    • mommyca

      Heads down, Matt Damon!!!!! That’s an awesome picture! And he is married to an Argentinean, so he has to be super macho :-)

    • nannypoo

      I’m still fixated on Bruce Willis, but if I am limited to these three I will choose Matt Damon because he’s hot and he always seems like a decent guy. And because Idris Elba isn’t pictured here.

    • floretbroccoli

      So the question is a general one, not a comparison of los tres machos in these specific pictures?

      • formerlyAnon

        I believe, technically, one is supposed to play by the photos. But we Bitter Kittens, like all cats, resist following rules. Unless, of course, that’s what we wanted to do all along.

    • seelebrennt

      ryan reynolds shouldn’t even be considered in this. jackman looks FIERCE and major macho, but i love me some jason bourne too. delish.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      A toughie, to be sure. These aren’t the best cover shots of men that I know for a fact are fine as all the get out.
      Gonna give the win to Hugh. But he barely takes it over Matt.

    • maggiemaybe

      Matt Damon has really sexy teeth. Is it weird that I think that?

      • formerlyAnon

        I’m unduly influenced by forearms. Also the bridge of certain noses. Next to that, teeth are pretty understandable.

        • maggiemaybe

          Thank you! Forearms good too. Very, very good…

    • Carol

      No contest. Hugh Jackman FTW!

    • Sue_Asponte

      Bruce Willis es mas macho!

    • Janet B

      Matt Damon.
      Hugh, I like a beard, but that facial hair is so wrong.

    • Sage Andersen

      Matt!!! That smile. Unfff.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Matt Damon!!! That picture of Hugh Jackman is not as flattering as others I’ve seen. I think it’s the weird facial hair. And Ryan Reynolds, while cute, just never did it for me. (Maybe just because he’s too young for me.) But Matt Damon. what a smile. And that’s what does it for moi.

    • Emily Smith

      I’m fucking Matt Damon. Actually not really, alas. Also lol to the wolverine facial hair, I just can’t. Ryan pales in comparison to both.

    • MikeW_Vegas

      Matt Damon has really turned it around for me in the past couple of years. He’s starting to look smoldering hot to these eyes.

    • NBG

      This is the page that violates the general rule of Internet sites. Here you must ALWAYS read the comments.

    • Rhonda Shore

      Actually, Matt looks a bit like Leo in this shot. Agree on Jackman’s muttonchops…

      MATT WINS.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        I think he and Leo are having a race as to who can morph into Jack the fastest. The both are really starting to look like him. I assumed with Leo it was the living the same lifestyle that was doing it. Oddly, they both do amazing impressions of Jack.

        • Rhonda Shore

          It’s funny but i don’t feel that either Leo or Matt are trying to be Jack. (But maybe that’s because I can’t stand Jack “one-note” Nicholson…and I think Leo is a truly fine actor. His performance as Howard Hughes was absolutely brilliant, and that wasn’t his only great role. Someone very close to me had completely disabling OCD and thought Leo’s performance was superb, as did I.)

    • kittenwithaquip

      I’m not sure I’m a proper girl. None of them do anything for me, and I’m not fond of “macho”. BRING ON THE CUMBERBATCH! Not like he’s macho, but more my speed for Sausage Friday.

    • acevedob

      Love the three of em but gotta go with Ryan. Matt is too cute and Hugh tries too hard.

    • E. Lutris

      Definitely Matt Damon for the win, and Hugh Jackman takes second place.

    • Tamara Hogan

      I, too, am fucking Matt Damon.

    • Shawn EH

      Now all I can see is the three of them singing “YMCA” together, which you know they all would happily do, and macho has left the building!

      • formerlyAnon

        There’s something kinda hot and thoroughly macho about the image of them singing YMCA together, IMO. Confidence and humor. Muy macho.

        • Shawn EH

          And now it’s back in!

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      Hugh, definately, although that cover shot is one of the worst pictures of him that I have ever seen.

    • LuisaNL

      U bet, it’s hugh all the way!

    • LuisaNL

      hurray for Sausage Friday!

    • AndreaSkates

      In that particular match, I keep seeing Ryan Reynolds fighting with his head turned away and his hands flapping ineffectually at the wrists. No one bothers to “fight” him back. Hugh Jackman obviously wins. He also looks best in the fire-fighter short-shorts.

    • gabbilevy

      Hugh is undeniably the most macho, but that cover image is…not great. Matt’s cover is my fave, but it’s because he looks sweet and adorable, not macho.

      • jen

        Ha, so true. Hugh’s sideburns are terrifying. They don’t really work outside of the Wolverine movies.

        • gabbilevy

          He worked the sideburns to (greater? lesser? depending on the moment) effect in Les Mis, too. Next time, Hugh, dahling, pick one that lets you go clean-faced.

          • demidaemon

            I have to disagree. The sideburns are awesome, at least for just one cover shoot.

            • Lucía Gavello

              I love the sideburns but feel the rest of the facial hair should be better groomed, his ‘stache should be cleaner if that makes any sense.

        • H2olovngrl

          I love me some Hugh Jackman, but in that shot, the facial hair is all I can see. Normally, I would give this one to Matt Damon, but Ryan Reynolds is wearing the hell out of those clothes , so I am giving it to him.

      • drdarke

        Agreed, @gabbilevy:disqus ! Damon looks engaging and engaged, while Jackman’s too busy rocking his Wolverine stubble – it’s not his fault, it’s just the role he’s best identified with.

        Never EVER liked Ryan Douchenozzle.

      • melisaurus

        But Hugh Jackman isn’t macho at all. Him out of character is so cute and boyish, not to mention short, that’s all I ever think about when I see him.

    • Sara__B

      Most macho? Wolverine, definitely. (I just wish Hugh wasn’t in Wolverine character, though. It’s not the most flattering cover shot.)

    • AlisonS

      Is it me or do they all… kind of suck. In every single one the face looks distorted. If you’re going to keep them clothed then don’t fuck with the money shot!

    • Jangle57

      I’m torn between Matt and Ryan – Hugh is out because of the sideburns – but I think if push came to shove, Matt would win

    • amber.

      Hugh takes it of course. Ryan barely stood a chance.

    • histrogeek

      Jackman by mile. Damon and Reynolds are even in the same league.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      Matt Damon looks like he might be a bit of a dick in this photo, Ryan looks like Ryan always looks- hot, but simultaneously meh, and Hugh Jackman can get it when he’s not looking like a cartoon character..so…Hugh for the win!

    • JulieTy

      He’s my neighbor! :-) Or rather, he was until a few months ago.

      • YoungSally

        You must live on the UWS — or did he move again?

        • JulieTy

          Yes, the UWS! He lived in my building, but the family moved a few months ago. He was very nice. :-)

          • YoungSally

            That’s too bad — He was such a nice addition to the neighborhood — especially after we were able to get rid of the amusing (but combustible) Mr Baldwin. But at least we still have Tim Gunn and many other low-key celeb types.

      • Heather

        WHY didn’t you have us all over???

    • Michael_Jones

      Based solely on these pictures? M – Damon. F – Jackman. K – Reynolds. (Sorry, was that not the question?)

    • http://stylishsass.blogspot.com/ Terri Smith

      Sausage Fridays need to be federal holidays. How is anyone expected to get work done?

      • formerlyAnon

        I swear to god, there are days I spend so much time on this site that I have to stay an extra hour or more at work to keep up with that stuff which is, you know, the reason I’m supposed to be here.

        • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

          Amen. If there was a support group, I’d join it. This site is the ONLY reason I have ever considered joining Twitter, simply for the tweeting hilarity with other BKs and TLo. I’ve resisted but it hasn’t been easy.

          • formerlyAnon

            I had the TLo on my Twitter and took it off. Like you, I’m already exceeding the allowable time investment quotient.

    • decormaven

      Hugh. That look, le sigh.

    • filmcricket

      Wolverine FTW. I love Damon, but in a macho-off Jackman wins in a walk. And I prefer my Ryan Reynolds with a large dose of snark; he’s meant to be the hot funny guy not the earnest superhero.

      • http://www.franticbutfabulous.com/ Heidi/FranticButFab

        Bingo!

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        ^^^yep^^^
        I miss hot funny Ryan.

      • RebeccaKW

        Yes. I watched a You-tube clip of Ryan in Blade 127 or whatever sequel it was, and he basically ad libs the whole scene. Something about Wesley Snipes being so stoned (allegedly!) that he would only come out of his trailer for one take of his lines. So they filmed several different shots of the rest of scene and just had RR make up his lines for each take, then picked one for the movie. He was at his snarky best. That is the Ryan I love. Macho? Maybe not. But legit funny is damn sexy.

    • Gwyndall

      Hate the muttonchops, but I gotta go with Hugh.

    • MzzPants

      Jackme…..I mean Jackman.

    • Qitkat

      Wish that Hugh would look less like Wolverine because he’s one of my favorites. But I’m not into macho, never have been. They are all too young for me, so I’ll decide on the basis of my younger self. I would have dated Ryan, and possibly Matt, and Hugh would have been out of my league.

    • http://www.alejandra-valera.com/ A. Valera

      Hard choice between Hugh’s awful facial hair and Matt’s “me duele aqui” situation going on (poor Ryan wasn’t even in the running as he is a mile away from the camera) but I’m going to have to go with Hugh.

    • AshBookworm

      Matt Damon. Always and forever.

      • Ediths_Head

        It will never not be Matty D. Sorry, Hugh. Other Guy, I don’t even know why you’re included.

    • OrigamiRose

      Hugh. Reynolds just reads so darn bland (like Channing Potatumhead) and while I like Matt, he doesn’t have that manly-manliness of Jackman that makes me weak in the knees.

    • Gener1c

      Matt Damon.

    • formerlyAnon

      Hugh Jackman.
      I am so committed to this response that the photos are irrelevant.

    • Contralto

      Jackman. Why is this even a question?

    • MandyM

      Captions for these pics
      1) Look! My eyebrow!
      2) Mutton chops make me dead sexy!
      3) That car behind me is about to blow up.

      Wolverine is the most macho by a long shot but Matt looks the best.

    • Ceur

      I’m surprised by all the ridiculous sideburn love here. Matt Damon for the win, he combines charm and photogenity (is that a word in English?) with having a hunk’s body, it’s the perfect combination. Number three is yawn, Hugh looks like a joke.

    • PastryGoddess

      Hugh Jackman has a permanent invitation into my pants.
      Matt Damon is really working for me here
      Ryan Reynolds can barely keep up with the other two

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      Exactly my thoughts! I may add, though, that even if I think Ryan is cute, I still don’t think he’s all that.

    • kategs

      Matt hands down.

    • Nancer

      It’s a tough contest between Jason Bourne and Wolverine; Green Lantern isn’t even in the running!

    • jenrsmall

      For me, it is always and forever Matt Damon.

    • random_poster

      If this was a M-F-K post: M = Matt, F = Hugh, K = Ryan.

      I love Matt. Hugh’s smolder lights a fire, but only when that facial hair is absent.

      • http://thatswhatthemoneyisfor.wordpress.com/ lizlemonglasses

        I’m glad I wasn’t the only one whose mind went there! But I have the first two switched around.

    • ashtangajunkie

      Jackman. Yesterday, today, and forever.

    • unbornfawn

      Hugh Jackman without question. Matt looks charming and cute. Ryan looks kinda douche.

    • Heather

      Matt can fix my sink any day.

    • appliquer

      Ryan Reynolds

    • Sunraya

      Matt is adorable, but Hugh Jackman is a man!! Love him, yum!!!! I don’t like that other guy, too pretty.

    • mjude

      Matt

    • majorbedhead

      Jackman would probably win, but I’m giving the win to Matt Damon because, dayum, he looks good. And Jackman has those weird-ass side burn things that bug me no end. Ryan Reynolds can be the ring girl.

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

      Damon, all the way.

      Jackman is muy, muy macho, to be sure, but that cover photo is kinda nasolabial fold-y to me.

      • carolynmo

        I agree!

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      Gotta give it to Mr Jackman despite the fact that Mr Damon is – by far – my favourite of the three.

    • Ros

      Jackman. Though what’s with the reverse beard?

      • Jessica Freeman

        It’s his Wolverine beard…..?

      • Tina Power

        Uh, he’s promoting Wolverine.

    • TRSmith

      Hugh.

    • Sarah Winningham

      Wolverine

    • flamingoNW

      Good lord, how to choose? My answer is; Yes

    • Cz

      Hugh Jackmacho

    • Jessica Freeman

      I wished Jackman didn’t have is silly wolverine beard…I love Matt Damon in the choice of shots. Is it just me or has Ryan Reynolds lost some of his hotness when he married Blake Lively?

    • Just Me

      Now Uncles TLo, why did you do that to Ryan Reynolds? You know damn well that you put him in the ring with Godzilla and Mothra. Give the boy a chance…

    • conniemd

      Hugh Jackman is mas macho, though I never saw X-Men or whatever it is to see him as Wolvermine. Matt Damon always looks young to me, like my best friend’s little brother.

    • cowper

      No contest, it’s Hugh. He’s got super-powers and is able to undress people with his smoldering look.

    • Krysta

      EEEEEE WOLVERIIIIIIIINE.

    • Nichole

      Matt Damon!

    • snarkykitten

      Hugh Jackman, hands down.

    • another_laura

      Am also ‘liking’ other remarks but seriously, it’s Jackman.

    • NOLA_gal

      Hands down, Wolverine. Those other two pretty-boys simply cannot make the cut.

    • http://frederickvegetarian.wordpress.com sixgables

      lord, no contest. Jackman. Doubters assigned to watch the shower scene in “Australia.” over, and over, and over…

    • MartyBellerMask

      I have a soft spot for Liz Lemon’s boyfriends. They will always win the prize, whatever prize it is. ;) Carol Burnett FTW!

    • Carrieanno

      No idea what the question is, but I’m happy to look at all of ‘em.

    • crash1212

      Matt Damon…all answers to all questions = Matt Damon.

    • Danielle

      Matt Damon please.

    • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

      Matt Damon, by default. Jackman just never has done it for me, and Reynolds is not even in the running, poor guy.

    • Agatha Guilluame

      Matt Damon just seems like a good time.

      • http://thatswhatthemoneyisfor.wordpress.com/ lizlemonglasses

        Agreed!

    • Meklar

      Matt takes this one…and only because I can’t take the wolverine beard. Not into pretty men like Ryan, but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed either.

    • Hetha Innis

      Matt Damon. Gorgeous guy but what I find most appealing in him is his brain. He’s so intelligent and articulate. Which is hot!

    • JulieK

      I refuse to decide. I’ll take one of each.

    • julnyes

      The facial hair is ridiculous, but that doesn’t change the fact the Jackman wins. Matt is a nice runner-up.

    • Lauren Schneider

      I’m laughing at Matt’s pose. Like they caught him mid brow-wipe and thought “PERFECT!” It reminds me of when a friend of mine took a picture of me just as I was reaching up to adjust my sunglasses. She thinks it’s a great pic, but I’m making the goofiest hand gesture–put it this way, if I were a celeb and it were a “CAPTION THIS!” the correct answer would be “…and, the kicker, his dick was THIS BIG!”

    • Lauren Schneider

      Also, could there be a more perfect caption next to that picture of Ryan Reynolds than “ARE YOU A NARCISSIST?” Shut it down, men’s rags. We’re done here.

    • kim bunchalastnames

      oh, hugh great big animal, hugh.

    • lesmaha

      Damon–this week.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      JACKMAN. He is the complete package. The other two shouldn’t have even bothered to show up.

    • Nice_Shirt

      Hugh is channeling Abraham Lincoln in this shot…no pun intended. Not a good look for him.

    • Kate4queen

      Oh come on, Hugh Jackman hands down!

    • MCM

      Damon by a mile. I have never found Jackman the least bit sexy and Reynold although cute, just isn’t my type.

    • quiltwombat

      Matt Damon takes it, with Hugh coming in second.

    • demidaemon

      Um, Hugh Jackman, no contest. I need not explain why.

    • Haley Buchanan

      Point Damon. Matt looks adorable, comfortable, and very real. Like you could hang out and have a beer with him and poke fun at kids in a Harvard Bar :)

      Hugh doesn’t look bad, but he looks Photoshopped and I’m not digging the Wolverine drag. Ryan just looks a bit confused and douchey.

    • altalinda

      Jackman

    • Tara Gray Burkholder

      Can’t we play FMK? :) F Matt Damon, M Hugh Jackman, K Ryan Reynolds

    • Nonmercisansfacon

      Matt all the way. Cannot wait for Elysium Why is Hollywood still trying to make Reynolds happen?

    • quiltrx

      This is not even a contest. Wolverine all the way. The other two don’t do much for me in general, nor here in particular.
      (The one time Matt Damon does it, though…singing ‘My Funny Valentine’ in TTMR. Mmmmm.)

    • ItsDicey

      HUGH without question.

    • crackineggs

      It looks like Matt has had some work done on his eyes and that is a tad off-putting. Usually adore Hugh, but Wolfy does nothing for me, so Ryan wins.

    • MaggieMae

      I prefer Damon, but Jackman is winning the Mas Macho Contest here.

    • Contralto

      F: Damon
      M: Jackman
      K: That other guy

    • ankali

      Of the three, I would normally prefer Matt. However, he looks ridiculous on that cover, and Hugh is working it. Jackman FTW.

      Oh, and because I love this game: Fuck Hugh, Marry Matt, Kill Reynolds. Always, always kill Reynolds.

    • macwell

      Matt

    • frannyprof

      Matt. I can’t with Jackman’s facial hair, and RR looks like he’s trying too hard.

    • M. H. Leader

      Definitely Matt. Jackman would have been a tie, but that Wolverine look is just fugly. RR is just a pretender.

    • MoreShoes

      Hugh über alles! But I hate the sideburns, so it’s Damon this time.

    • Judih1

      Hugh wins. I like his Aussie spirit and that he adoped a bi racial child

    • BuffaloBarbara

      Hugh’s out because Wolverine is a total turn off to me. Of the others, I’ll go with Matt because he’s smiling. Rom-com Ryan is my favorite Ryan.

    • jmorino08

      Ryan Reynolds can keep on walking right through my computer screen thankyouverymuch

    • lalahartma

      I can’t believe I’m saying this, but — Damon

    • Christy G

      Matt Damon wins all things to my heart always. Been that way for the past 16 years or so anyway . . My husband deals. ;-)

    • HobbitGirl

      I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers, y’know?

    • Carly Warnock

      Matt Damon!

    • stubbornthoughts

      Hugh all day, e’ery day. I love me some Damon and Reynolds, but when pitting them against Jackman for a macho battle, there’s just no contest.

    • Sunshine16

      Matt D, hands down!

    • http://thatswhatthemoneyisfor.wordpress.com/ lizlemonglasses

      M: Hugh
      F: Matt
      K: Ryan

    • MissAmynae

      damon for the effing WIN. yummy yummy yummy

    • Stacy Feng

      Jackman takes the prize!