Chris, you minutely control every bit of food that enters your mouth, spend hours at the gym every day perfecting your body, occasionally pose for Gucci ads, and wear makeup every single working day of your life.
Chris Evans attends the “Snowpiercer” press conference in Seoul, South Korea.
Cut the bullshit. You’re not in a freaking chain gang.
TILDA WORE COUTURE TO THIS EVENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
If we ever do go ahead with that line of T Lo t-shirts people keep asking for, we’re thinking one of them will read “TILDA WORE COUTURE” in “FRANKIE SAYS RELAX” style.
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