• Lisa Hager

    There’s a bit of a mom-jean look on the some of the pants with that high waist (see second row).

  • hughman

    Twink Night at Gay-gay-Gattaca! Holla!

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Twinks have perfected human cloning long before science did.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        Noticed that too didya? its one of the Gay Community’s deepest darkest secrets. Shhhhhhh.

        • Donna Tabor

          Without uterii cloning is pretty much the only way, isn’t it?

          LOL

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            Yeppers. It was an as yet failed attempt to make sure that every Gay man got a cute boyfriend.

          • formerlyAnon

            Nobel Prize-winning research, that. Just THINK of the human energy that could be redirected in new paths.

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            Every woman and man who wants one could have a biddable, attractive, sexy boyfriend.

    • FunButNutz

      Is this his tribute to the return of the Twinkie?

    • Annarosa

      I’m quite sure Zachary Quinto would rock this collection.

  • Donna Tabor

    Those center voids on the shirts are freaking me out.

    • Coolekat

      Me too

    • AmeliaEve

      Teletubbies of Chelsea.

    • ankali

      Ceci n’est pas une random rectangle.

  • Insidiously

    Gorgeous Jackets, not feeling the “Dumb and Dumber” Jim Carrey Hair.

  • decormaven

    The suits are a’right. The conceptual t-shirts, not so much.

  • gabbilevy

    Well, you can’t say this season’s mens fashion has been boring.

  • StellaZafella

    Boy Band Lobotomy.

    • Brian G. Cox

      Is that the group’s name or their most recent medical procedure?

      • Renaissance_Man_ATL

        Yes.

  • http://twitter.com/kendallbrunson SassyMcFrench

    Are those black boxes in the shirts & sweaters suppose to be windows to their souls?

    • Brian G. Cox

      I got a Magritte vibe from the cloudy ones.

    • Monabel

      The monolith in 2001.

  • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

    Yep, the 90s are back.

  • Fifi LaRoux

    I’m having flash backs to high school in the 90s.

  • mmebam

    90s boy band hair realness…

  • Clueless_Jock

    Interesting that Calvin Klein has adopted the nerd aesthetic for menswear. This image seems at to go against the hyoer-sexed underwear campaign.

    • mmebam

      I kind of like it. Sort of like the male version of the naughty librarian.

  • kimmeister

    3rd row, looks 2 and 3 . . . are they not identical? Except for the ever-so-slight difference in the shade of blue (which could just be a lighting thing)?

    I kind of dig the cobalt blue suit though. Hope some brave (and fabulous) soul attempts it for a public appearance.

    • Airkisses

      My first thought: Does it still count as a collection if it’s basically the same 4 pieces rendered in different colors?

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Perfect clothing for the android servant in the household.
    Humans? Not. So. Much.

    • TheAmericaness

      Yes. A lot of Asimov novels came to mind.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        Klein should have called it the I, Robot collection.
        And BTW, that particular family of blues is not going to be very many people’s friend. Its a tough range to pull off.

        • MilaXX

          HA! I just called them boy-bots.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    I guess he’s in his blue period.

  • Liz

    Why do all the blonde white boys look like Joffrey Baratheon? It’s weird.

  • crash1212

    Otherwise known as the “Am I Blue” collection.

  • Randy Noak

    Not one damn thing I’d wear.

  • Anniebet

    Blue Is The New Black? to take off on the Netflix series about women in orange prison garb, which is apropos to the two identical outfits, third row down, on nearly identical blond boys looking like inmates. And, OMG… those sandals.

  • bertkeeter

    To be sold at only one store, Madison Ave!

  • ceceliadid

    This may be the worst Calvin Klein collection I’ve ever seen. The airbrush aesthetic + the blue of prom tuxes + bowl cuts = nothing here mama likes.

  • Tatiana Luján

    I love the fit of the pants.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Smurfy.

  • kirkyo

    Just plain ugly.

  • Aurumgirl

    Please. Those sandals.

  • embers618

    Forward comb + square jaw + monochromatic clothing = Lurch to my eyes. I just can’t stop picturing a couple of these models saying “You rang?”

  • conniemd

    I admit I’m far too matchy of a person, but I don’t see that blue and white seersucker jacket with the powder blue shirt matching black pants at all. Really strange collection. A lot of the clothes look like gymwear for pro athletes coming from the dressing room to do an aftergame press conference. Other than that, where would a guy wear them?

  • Zorkness

    Row 4: A new version of the “Chairman Mao” outfit. Rows 7 & 8: “I am a giant light switch”.

  • formerlyAnon

    Can NOT stand the cropped to a high waist pull overs and jackets except the ones that might be leather in the 3rd and 4th rows of triple photos. And even there, the two sleeveless versions are bulky to the verge of unflattering – on runway models.

    The standard suits are fine. I prefer dress shirts that have a dart or are cut a little less loosely, but there are plenty of ‘real men’ that need the ease so there’s that.

    Underwhelmed. The trousers seem fine, though at least a third of them are cuffed, which I think works better with a fuller leg. But that’s just a personal preference.

  • Jaime

    Can we put Alexander Skarsgard in that deep blue suit, sixth row in the center? Maybe a cute little hanky in the pocket?

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    Hey Ma! I got me some blue Birkenstocks! It’s like granola meets Rene Magritte.

  • Kimbolina

    The hair is HILARIOUS. That’s all I got.

  • demidaemon

    Except for the blazers and that one jacket, it all reads a bit juvenile to me.

  • DilettanteDeconstructed

    This group of boys with gross hair and pajama bottoms made me sad. Then I went at looked at Bruce Willis Willis-ing the fuck up and I felt better again.

    • MilaXX

      He’s on Letterman tonight looking foine!

  • Nicole Walraven

    those sandals are hilarious. they look like something a geriatric would wear to do pool aerobics. the whole thing is pretty blah to me. i like the print on the t-shirts but not the shape at all. so boxy. boxy seems to be what they were going for here overall actually, and that’s not an aesthetic that appeals to me, generally speaking.

  • jonnyf8

    Gee. We’ve seen so many great collections for Spring – esp. the Prada, Westwood and D2. I mean not practical but innovative and this is just plain dull

  • Glam Dixie

    A lot of these models look like they could be related. Not necessarily a good thing.

  • DamH

    I actually like the fit but those color blockiing here is just not working.

  • MilaXX

    Boy-bots from the planet Calvin.

  • Slanted & Enchanted

    I want one of those sweatshirts terribly. And to think I nearly missed them because I was so horrified by the powder blue sandals that I almost skipped ahead to the next post, ha.

  • DCSheehan

    So. Much. Boring. Glad I wasn’t there. I would have fallen asleep halfway through these humdrum looks. The bland models don’t help. Half of them look like they were discovered at a Nazi youth convention.

  • veleri

    interesting idea behind the t-shirts/sweaters. However, one should buy them all and wear them constantly to convey the message.

  • queen b*tch

    The sweater and trousers combo remind me of school uniforms…. juvenile

  • Diego!

    For the first time, ever, I don´t like a Calvin Klein Menswear collection. :(

  • Kent Roby

    Apparently the sky is the limit when it comes to CK prints.

  • Sushy Gooroo

    Anaemic.

  • Shawn EH

    Well, they are almost clothes … I sort of like the 2001 obelisk tees.

  • shawna

    Me no likey.

  • Aaron

    Backstreet Boys are Back! Oh wait… this is 2013… never mind. I like CK clothes, but I do not understand the color choice. The light blue is too soft, while the electric blue suit is too strong. Some pieces I really do like.

  • ankali

    Ceci n’est pas une random rectangle.