Calvin Klein Spring 2014 Menswear Collection

Posted on July 15, 2013

Calvin Klein Spring 2014 Menswear Collection

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: IMAXtree]

    • Lisa Hager

      There’s a bit of a mom-jean look on the some of the pants with that high waist (see second row).

    • hughman

      Twink Night at Gay-gay-Gattaca! Holla!

      • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

        Twinks have perfected human cloning long before science did.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          Noticed that too didya? its one of the Gay Community’s deepest darkest secrets. Shhhhhhh.

          • Donna Tabor

            Without uterii cloning is pretty much the only way, isn’t it?

            LOL

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              Yeppers. It was an as yet failed attempt to make sure that every Gay man got a cute boyfriend.

            • formerlyAnon

              Nobel Prize-winning research, that. Just THINK of the human energy that could be redirected in new paths.

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              Every woman and man who wants one could have a biddable, attractive, sexy boyfriend.

      • FunButNutz

        Is this his tribute to the return of the Twinkie?

      • Annarosa

        I’m quite sure Zachary Quinto would rock this collection.

    • Donna Tabor

      Those center voids on the shirts are freaking me out.

      • Coolekat

        Me too

      • AmeliaEve

        Teletubbies of Chelsea.

      • ankali

        Ceci n’est pas une random rectangle.

    • Insidiously

      Gorgeous Jackets, not feeling the “Dumb and Dumber” Jim Carrey Hair.

    • decormaven

      The suits are a’right. The conceptual t-shirts, not so much.

    • gabbilevy

      Well, you can’t say this season’s mens fashion has been boring.

    • StellaZafella

      Boy Band Lobotomy.

      • Brian G. Cox

        Is that the group’s name or their most recent medical procedure?

        • Renaissance_Man_ATL

          Yes.

    • http://twitter.com/kendallbrunson SassyMcFrench

      Are those black boxes in the shirts & sweaters suppose to be windows to their souls?

      • Brian G. Cox

        I got a Magritte vibe from the cloudy ones.

      • Monabel

        The monolith in 2001.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      Yep, the 90s are back.

    • Fifi LaRoux

      I’m having flash backs to high school in the 90s.

    • mmebam

      90s boy band hair realness…

    • Clueless_Jock

      Interesting that Calvin Klein has adopted the nerd aesthetic for menswear. This image seems at to go against the hyoer-sexed underwear campaign.

      • mmebam

        I kind of like it. Sort of like the male version of the naughty librarian.

    • kimmeister

      3rd row, looks 2 and 3 . . . are they not identical? Except for the ever-so-slight difference in the shade of blue (which could just be a lighting thing)?

      I kind of dig the cobalt blue suit though. Hope some brave (and fabulous) soul attempts it for a public appearance.

      • Airkisses

        My first thought: Does it still count as a collection if it’s basically the same 4 pieces rendered in different colors?

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Perfect clothing for the android servant in the household.
      Humans? Not. So. Much.

      • TheAmericaness

        Yes. A lot of Asimov novels came to mind.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          Klein should have called it the I, Robot collection.
          And BTW, that particular family of blues is not going to be very many people’s friend. Its a tough range to pull off.

          • MilaXX

            HA! I just called them boy-bots.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      I guess he’s in his blue period.

    • Liz

      Why do all the blonde white boys look like Joffrey Baratheon? It’s weird.

    • crash1212

      Otherwise known as the “Am I Blue” collection.

    • Randy Noak

      Not one damn thing I’d wear.

    • Anniebet

      Blue Is The New Black? to take off on the Netflix series about women in orange prison garb, which is apropos to the two identical outfits, third row down, on nearly identical blond boys looking like inmates. And, OMG… those sandals.

    • bertkeeter

      To be sold at only one store, Madison Ave!

    • ceceliadid

      This may be the worst Calvin Klein collection I’ve ever seen. The airbrush aesthetic + the blue of prom tuxes + bowl cuts = nothing here mama likes.

    • Tatiana Luján

      I love the fit of the pants.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Smurfy.

    • kirkyo

      Just plain ugly.

    • Aurumgirl

      Please. Those sandals.

    • embers618

      Forward comb + square jaw + monochromatic clothing = Lurch to my eyes. I just can’t stop picturing a couple of these models saying “You rang?”

    • conniemd

      I admit I’m far too matchy of a person, but I don’t see that blue and white seersucker jacket with the powder blue shirt matching black pants at all. Really strange collection. A lot of the clothes look like gymwear for pro athletes coming from the dressing room to do an aftergame press conference. Other than that, where would a guy wear them?

    • Zorkness

      Row 4: A new version of the “Chairman Mao” outfit. Rows 7 & 8: “I am a giant light switch”.

    • formerlyAnon

      Can NOT stand the cropped to a high waist pull overs and jackets except the ones that might be leather in the 3rd and 4th rows of triple photos. And even there, the two sleeveless versions are bulky to the verge of unflattering – on runway models.

      The standard suits are fine. I prefer dress shirts that have a dart or are cut a little less loosely, but there are plenty of ‘real men’ that need the ease so there’s that.

      Underwhelmed. The trousers seem fine, though at least a third of them are cuffed, which I think works better with a fuller leg. But that’s just a personal preference.

    • Jaime

      Can we put Alexander Skarsgard in that deep blue suit, sixth row in the center? Maybe a cute little hanky in the pocket?

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      Hey Ma! I got me some blue Birkenstocks! It’s like granola meets Rene Magritte.

    • Kimbolina

      The hair is HILARIOUS. That’s all I got.

    • demidaemon

      Except for the blazers and that one jacket, it all reads a bit juvenile to me.

    • DilettanteDeconstructed

      This group of boys with gross hair and pajama bottoms made me sad. Then I went at looked at Bruce Willis Willis-ing the fuck up and I felt better again.

      • MilaXX

        He’s on Letterman tonight looking foine!

    • Nicole Walraven

      those sandals are hilarious. they look like something a geriatric would wear to do pool aerobics. the whole thing is pretty blah to me. i like the print on the t-shirts but not the shape at all. so boxy. boxy seems to be what they were going for here overall actually, and that’s not an aesthetic that appeals to me, generally speaking.

    • jonnyf8

      Gee. We’ve seen so many great collections for Spring – esp. the Prada, Westwood and D2. I mean not practical but innovative and this is just plain dull

    • Glam Dixie

      A lot of these models look like they could be related. Not necessarily a good thing.

    • DamH

      I actually like the fit but those color blockiing here is just not working.

    • MilaXX

      Boy-bots from the planet Calvin.

    • Slanted & Enchanted

      I want one of those sweatshirts terribly. And to think I nearly missed them because I was so horrified by the powder blue sandals that I almost skipped ahead to the next post, ha.

    • DCSheehan

      So. Much. Boring. Glad I wasn’t there. I would have fallen asleep halfway through these humdrum looks. The bland models don’t help. Half of them look like they were discovered at a Nazi youth convention.

    • veleri

      interesting idea behind the t-shirts/sweaters. However, one should buy them all and wear them constantly to convey the message.

    • queen b*tch

      The sweater and trousers combo remind me of school uniforms…. juvenile

    • Diego!

      For the first time, ever, I don´t like a Calvin Klein Menswear collection. :(

    • Kent Roby

      Apparently the sky is the limit when it comes to CK prints.

    • Sushy Gooroo

      Anaemic.

    • Shawn EH

      Well, they are almost clothes … I sort of like the 2001 obelisk tees.

    • shawna

      Me no likey.

    • Aaron

      Backstreet Boys are Back! Oh wait… this is 2013… never mind. I like CK clothes, but I do not understand the color choice. The light blue is too soft, while the electric blue suit is too strong. Some pieces I really do like.

    • ankali

      Ceci n’est pas une random rectangle.