Tragic. A lady star steps out onto the red carpet to unveil her new movie…
Aubrey Plaza attends the premiere of “The To Do List” in Los Angeles in a Calvin Klein dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes, a Christian Louboutin clutch, and Jacquie Aiche jewelry.
Calvin Klein Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Tilda Lindstam
… only to reveal she got double-tit-punched by her dress.
Dear god, look at the back of that thing. Look at her deflated boobs. Look at her completely clueless face. Does she not see it all? Does she not have a high-strung queen in desperate need of a meal willing to shriek at her when she makes style missteps?
SHE HAS SHAR-PEI BOOBS. This is not a thing the world needs.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, David Gabber/PRPhotos.com, style.com]