Poor Armie. His Lone Ranger movie seems to be tanking. What lousy luck that you hitched your star to Johnny Depp at the exact moment the public’s two-decade love affair with him started crumbling. Orlando Bloom is smirking somewhere.
Armie Hammer makes an appearance on “Conan” to promote The Lone Ranger in Brunello Cucinelli.
But hey, at least he can laugh and wear cute, fun socks. We’re all about that. Too bad the suit’s so bland. This is not the moment to tell America that you’re colorless, Armie. The socks were a good start but they weren’t enough. We expect to see you in a purple suit and orange shirt the next time you make a public appearance. Start wearing the “I’m NOT going away, dammit” getups to show everyone you mean business.
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