Armie Hammer in Salvatore Ferragamo at the “Lone Ranger” Premiere

Posted on July 19, 2013

Oh, this just makes us want to cry.

 

Armie Hammer attends the “Lone Ranger” Japan Premiere in Tokyo in a Salavtore Ferragamo light grey 2-button custom made suit with peak lapel.

It also makes us want to plug our book again because there’s a bit in there about dressing for premieres long after you’ve realized the show’s a flop. Also: because we’re venal and mercenary and will piggyback off someone else’s career setbacks to pick up a dollar. Unfortunately, the bit in the book revolved around lady-dressing, so we have no advice for Armie except to cheer up, shave, put on a bright orange tie, and ask your assistant to pack more Visine.

Don’t worry, kid. You’ll get them next time.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Atsushi Tomura/Getty Images]

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