Armie Hammer in Salvatore Ferragamo at the “Lone Ranger” Premiere
Oh, this just makes us want to cry.
Armie Hammer attends the “Lone Ranger” Japan Premiere in Tokyo in a Salavtore Ferragamo light grey 2-button custom made suit with peak lapel.
It also makes us want to plug our book again because there’s a bit in there about dressing for premieres long after you’ve realized the show’s a flop. Also: because we’re venal and mercenary and will piggyback off someone else’s career setbacks to pick up a dollar. Unfortunately, the bit in the book revolved around lady-dressing, so we have no advice for Armie except to cheer up, shave, put on a bright orange tie, and ask your assistant to pack more Visine.
Don’t worry, kid. You’ll get them next time.
[Photo Credit: Atsushi Tomura/Getty Images]