Zosia Mamet at “The Heat” Premiere

Posted on June 25, 2013

What is it with the Girls girls and their need to look pantsless in public?


‘Girls’ star Zosia Mamet attends the premiere of ‘The Heat’ in New York City in a mini dress paired with Honor shoes.

Seriously. What’s that all about? Allison Williams dresses like a bored socialite, but at least she puts some effort in.

And could that … “dress,” if we’re being kind …  be any plainer? It looks like a dental hygienist’s smock. Everything about this look makes us cranky.


[Photo Credit: Janet Mayer, Laurence Agron, Marco Sagliocco/PR Photos]

    • Watts

      It looks like she borrowed dad’s undershirt. Freshly laundered, but still…

      • drdarke

        Yes, exactly @amywatts:disqus !

        That look may work if you’re in the first flush of sexual passion and that’s your guy’s shirt you’re wearing – otherwise, naaah!

        Which, given your comment, means mine is Just Creepy….

    • WendyD

      Why even leave the house?

    • Zaftiguana

      She looks like an early release from a 72 hour hold.

      This “dress” might work one someone somewhere, but it would require styling beyond “Hey, check it out, I put shoes on.”

      • rajf

        My thought exactly…glad I saw your ’72 hour hold’ before I repeated it.

    • carnush

      Love her makeup here. And the shoes are cute.

      • gabbilevy

        I’m not convinced she’s wearing any. (Makeup, that is.)

    • marlie

      Everything about this makes me cranky, too, especially the close-up of just how worn her shoes have become. I appreciate a gal that wears things more than once, but once they get THAT scuffed, they stop being the “dress up” shoes.

      • GorgeousThings

        Really – I could get behind flats, but not ratty flats, and not that totally ratty outfit. And ratty hair.

      • AmandaCathleen

        I completely agree. In real life? Sure, no problem. On the red carpet? Not so much.

    • Eric Stott

      She just looks awkward and the messy hair does her no favors. Those shoes look like her mother discarded them.

    • kaysarasara

      She’s ready for her Gynecologist!

      • Little_Olive

        Except the (my) gyno – robe does not sport hideous sleeves as those.

    • Kelly Sowers

      It’s boyfriend’s-undershirt-the-morning-after chic.

      • demidaemon

        If she had done that, it might have been cuter. There would at least have been buttons.

    • krelnick

      “Look at me! Look at me! I don’t care how I look! See? Look at me!”

    • hughman

      Squeaky Fromme is NOT a good role model.

    • carlaaxtman

      It’s like somebody bleached out a hospital gown and then took a pair of scissors and made it too short.

      Also, girl needs to invest in a good hairbrush. Great smile, tho.

      • marlie

        At least she IS smiling.

        • marlie

          Why the “down” vote? It’s the truth – she *is* smiling, which is a relative rarity for her red carpet appearances. She usually scowls and looks angry.

          • demidaemon

            I’m trying to figure out why she is smiling. Is there a breeze tickling her underparts? Did someone try to flip her “skirt” and she always wanted that to happen? Why is she so happy when she looks like a mental case?

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Well let’s take a good look. In all fairness, it seems she’s been admitted, possibly to a psychiatric ward, where they have helped her to find her smile and a side part. Sure, they should have put her in clothes before taking her on a day-trip, but they *aren’t* fashion people.

      • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

        Sounds like you’re talking about another Chloe Sevigny alter with that description. As a matter of fact, this looks like something Chloe would wear. And that’s not a great referral, Miss Zosia.

        • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

          At least Chloe puts in effort to look kooky. Zosia seems pretty full of “I don’t give a shit” which does not endear her to me like Chloe’s looks do.

    • Christy Bishop Cricow

      She looks like an escapee from a ward somewhere. Not a comfortable look

    • MarissaLG

      Does she ALWAYS wear those shoes??

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        “Momma always says there’s an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes.”

      • marlie

        She’s worn them on the red carpet a couple of times.

      • erinbinek

        If you look closely at the toes, you can see they are rubbed off, like she’s had them for years. C’mon girl, go buy yourself a new pair, I’m sure you can afford it.

        • marlie

          Or just retire these/save them for running to the supermarket.

        • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

          The first time she wore them back in April (I think – that pink heart dress) they still looked new, so I think she’s just worn the crap out of them. Maybe she just stopped by the premiere on the way from running errands.

          • demidaemon

            She ran errands without pants?!

    • GorgeousThings

      I wear more clothing than that when I go for my annual GYN exam. And that top is totally maternity. These girls are killing any urge I might have to watch “Girls”.

      • marlie

        I watched a couple of episodes with some friends who were really into the show, and it seriously made me want to reconsider my friendship with them. I couldn’t make it past 2 episodes.

        • Little_Olive

          It’s a neurotic hipster’s soap opera

    • charlotte

      Looks like we have to call her No-sia if she doesn’t stop dressing so fugly.

    • hillmad

      Give me a break…

    • crash1212

      I’m going a bit further to say everything about this girl makes me cranky.

    • MightyMarshal

      Girl that face and that neck don’t match.

    • Rand Ortega

      I’ve seen gyno exam gowns w/ more style. Sheesh!

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        and length

        • Rand Ortega


          • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

            ; )

    • Qitkat

      Yesterday Evan Peters delivered my pizza; today Zosia Mamet jumped out of the hot tub, threw on a smock, and washed my hair. I’ll never go to that spa again!

    • Plin

      It would also be nice to see combing one’s hair catch on in these circles.

    • Ashleigh

      the man stance and complete lack of make up or a hair brush ain’t helping
      as my mother says “pulled thru a hedge backwards”

      • marlie

        That’s her signature slouchy pose. It screams “my mother made me come, and I hate getting my picture taken, so I’m just going to stand here and scowl.”

        • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

          She’s an eerie combo of Paris Hilton and Kristen Stewart. Entitled, born rich, yet can’t afford pants. An active participant in her stardom, yet behaves as if we are bothering her and her public appearance some sort of torture.

          • drdarke

            It’s Lena Dunham’s Disease – “I’m too entitled to care that I’m so entitled, so suck it if you think I dress like shit!”

            Go home and put on some God-Damn pants, so we don’t have to worry about seeing your “good china”, or stare at your pasty birdie knees.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      Serious question- how would one sit in that?

      • marlie

        Serious answer… I would think that you just DON’T. How did she even get out of the car without the photographers getting up-shirt photos??

      • Little_Olive

        I think you can sit. You just gotta pray the chair isn’t leather, pleather or the like. Or velvet, because your legs would have those tiny dots. Or wicker. Yeah, you can’t sit.

      • alyce1213

        What happens if she lifts her arms?

        • demidaemon

          She gets a nice breeze.

    • Coolekat

      Bless her heart.

    • Nikko Viquiera


    • Cameron Turner

      Fix your eye brows…put your pants on….do your hair… side note… I love your shoes.

    • MilaXX

      In that one picture where she’s laughing she looks like an escaped mental patient. If they can’t be bother to give a darn on the RC why don’t they just stay home? Stop coming out in public looking so miserable.

    • KTBSN

      those tats must have hurt like hell, hope she had a few stiffies before she got em

    • Michelle Wilson

      She’s trying way too hard to look like she’s not trying.

      • majorbedhead

        This.^^ God, that drives me crazy. You’re in the entertainment business, sweetie. If you don’t want to put in a modicum of effort, then go be a starving artist in a garret somewhere.

        She’s making me extremely cranky.

        • Dagney

          Right? Hey chica, gig’s up. You aren’t living in a 100 square foot walk up studio in the Village anymore. You have stylists, assistants and an entourage.

      • Dagney

        Lord, YES. Agreed. Nail on head.

    • Adrianna Grężak

      I think we would’ve responded differently if she wore a pair of colorful heels and styled her hair properly along with some fun make up and metal bracelets.

      • Betsy

        And fewer rings. Is there some rule that EVERY finger has to have at least one ring? Do the other fingers get jealous if only a couple of fingers have them??

      • random_poster

        I gave this some serious consideration, but, nope, she still needs pants/skirt underneath to change my response.

    • ajhan

      And yet, this is like the happiest I’ve ever seen her look on the RC.

    • Susan Velazquez

      This was not a dress that called for flats. This was not a dress that called for anything because it should have been put back on the hanger wear it belongs.

      • demidaemon

        That’s because it isn’t a dress. It’s a shirt.

    • SugarSnap108

      Girl stole my kindergarten ‘art class’ smock.

    • ErmengardeGreen

      Is it also leather?

    • Trisha26

      I just bought a few “tops” that length to wear with capris this summer – that is so not a dress. C’mon. (Cute tops too, not this baby doll mental patient deal.)

      • marlie

        Or with skinny jeans. I’m all about the loose flowy top with a pair of skinnies.

    • mmebam

      Walk of Shame Realness…

    • formerlyAnon

      Her hair makes me cranky.

      • alyce1213

        Could be worse — could be the less flattering center part.

    • OrigamiRose

      What in the what, what…. what did I just look at?

    • jen

      Is she a spokesperson for Honor? This is like the 6th time she’s worn those shoes on the red carpet.

      • anotherkate

        Honor would probably give her some NEW shoes in the event they were paying her to wear them. I think this is just laziness.

    • Lori

      Wow, she really likes those shoes. This is at least the 3rd time she’s worn them on a red carpet. I think they’re cute, but not 3 red carpets cute.

      There’s nothing to be said about the rest of it.

      • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

        I thought the same exact thing. Especially when the leather on one of those pointy toes has a hole in it and they’re generally looking on the worn side. Guess they’re her favorite shoes, but once they start to look “well-loved”, they should probably be relegated to daytime shoes if you have the money/free shoes for it (and I’m sure she does).

    • Annarosa

      jesus christ almighty (making the sign of the cross and calling the exorcist)

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      I wish she’d do something interesting with her hair. She’s got cute, strong features – I bet she’d look great with a bob. As is, she looks like she’s running errands in NYC on a hot day, rather than at a premiere. And it’s time to retire the “favorite shoes” from the red carpet, since they’re getting worn out.

    • decormaven

      No words, just a quote: “And what’s worse, you don’t care. Because this place, where so many people would die to work you only deign to work.” If you don’t care, don’t be there.

    • Paula Pertile

      Maybe its ironic. Is that still ‘in’?

    • frannyprof

      I’m bored and angry at the same time. Time for some chocolate.

    • anotherkate

      God, how many times is she going to wear those shoes? Nice legs though, lady!

    • http://bowtiesare.blogspot.com Meg Smitherman

      And her shoes are all scuffed, like they’re just her everyday shoes? :(

    • conniemd

      Looking at this atrocity makes me happy I’ve never watched girls. This even worse than the Brad Pitt/Kirsten Stewart school of I don’t give a fuck. Well girl, if you don’t, neither do I.

    • newtonGOTbeaned

      At least the shoes are cute? And her tats look good with them.

    • kittentoes

      I get more enthusiastic about going to Target than she does for events.

    • poggi

      See Rihanna could wear this with some crazy stilettos and a bunch of jewelry and while I wouldn’t really like it, it would be an outfit (albeit still a pant-less one) as opposed to a big ole undershirt as so many other BKs have noted. If you are going to do this, then you to accessorize the poodle out of it so you don’t look like the hotel door locked behind you when you were putting out the ‘do not disturb’ sign.

    • omg_dora


    • Sonja Brisson

      Baby hospital gown.

      • Gwyndall

        With that hair, I was thinking more “mental hospital gown”…

    • Sonja Brisson

      Yeah, Gwyndall! I hear you. The whole thing is nutso. Youth and money are wasted on… those without taste.

    • nannypoo

      She is such a frump. It irritates me that she goes out of her way to look as bad as she possibly can.

    • Patricia Gillett

      This makes me just as angry as Brad Pitt’s hobo look last week. Why even bother? This is an outfit for eating cereal while watching cartoons in your living room late Saturday morning, not the RC.

      • demidaemon

        I think someone was asking on that post if there was a distaff counterpart to Brad Pitt. Well, here is the prime example (Lena Dunham may also qualify).

    • StephanieLovesTLo

      So sick of those fug shoes she wears to every event. She’s smiling tho, it’s a freaking miracle.

    • snarkykitten

      oh for crying out loud. I look better when I go to work, & I wear scrubs and work in a vet’s office.

    • SRQkitten

      I had ends on my hair like that when I was 15 and didn’t know any better. How can you have a stylist who lets you out of the house lookińg like that? Do not get it.

    • amanda lynn

      why did she not…. oh, forget it. why, just why, zosia?

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty


    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      Her parents are good looking, casually elegant people, not to mention insanely talented. What happened?

      • alyce1213

        Post-adolescent rebellion?

    • Anita Karenin

      Is she wearing a hair tie on her wrist?!

    • Lauren

      Is that the only pair of shoes she owns?

    • Ma. Gabriella Dutari

      Those eyebrows are taking their time to grow… was that for a role? I didn’t watch the whole last season of Girls, but I don’t believe she had them thin in the show.

    • Nonmercisansfacon

      She should start a kickstarter for pants! I’d pitch in for that!

    • GTrain

      She’s beyond ridiculous.

    • quiltrx

      All I can see is “Extra in the Background of ‘Girl, Interrupted’.”

    • Sadie-Ann

      I like those shoes, but she never wears them with the right outfit. They feel more like cute normal day shoes, but red carpet event ones.

    • JauntyJohn

      Allow me to step aside and allow my sweet, departed grandmother to speak through me:

      Stand up straight, for God’s sake!
      Would it kill you to run a brush through that hair?
      Stand up straight!
      It’s nice to see you smiling, you have such a pretty smile.

    • Contralto

      Did she just step out of the shower?

    • j_anson

      I like how every sequence I see of her starts with her looking really dour, but has a laughing shot somewhere in the middle. I like to believe that she thinks she’s SUPPOSED to do the obnoxious hipster unenthused look but she can’t quite hang onto it.

    • Anniebet

      Frankly, I don’t think she’s worth the effort to critique. If she has so little care for her public image, then why should we give a rat’s ass?

    • judybrowni

      Oh dear lord in heaven.

      That is all.

    • demidaemon

      I think the flats really make it look like she lost the lower half of her outfit. Not that heels would make it that much better, but, still, it would have shown some effort somewhere.

    • veleri

      That’s how I usually sleep at night: a white oversize t-shirt and that’s it. (Hate the shoes. Barefoot would have been so much better)

    • http://victoriapavlova.com Victoria Pavlova

      Sweetie, who let you out of the hospital? You need to go back immediately and lie down.

    • JeWawa


    • Sagecreek

      Not only are those shoes horribly unflattering, but look closely, the toes are scuffed! What is wrong with this person?

    • Carol

      I figure that this is the shirt she sleeps in. Obviously, she just rolled out of bed and went straight to the red carpet, judging by the shirt and her hair.

    • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

      This is what I wear when I put the trash outside and take it to the curb to be collected.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        don’t bend over, you might cause a car accident.

        • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

          Actually, when I was a young woman, walking down Valencia Street in S.F. (in the day of mini-skirts), a guy driving by on a motorcycle–not a hog, just a motor bike of some kind–hit the cement island in the street while he was looking at me. He didn’t get hurt, but his bike tipped over. These days I do run outside in my flannels to put take out the garbage. I have to say that Zosia doesn’t look much more exciting than I do, and If I were to bend over and expose something at this point in my life, I might cause somebody to go blind. :-D

          • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

            awhile back (okay, about 30 years ago) i was bending over loading some stuff in my car trunk and a guy driving by hit the car parked next to our driveway. my husband laughed his ass off!
            now when ever i go to pack up the car he says “don’t cause any accidents.” well, not anymore since we live on a dirt road in the mountains.

            • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane


    • Julie Chase

      I can’t believe she would go to WaWa dressed like this, let alone a RED CARPET.

      • marlie

        Wawa shout out!!

        • Julie Chase


    • Cathy S

      I’ll have you know that my dental hygienist has a very nice floral pattern on her smock.

    • gsk241

      Hospital gown

    • bellesprit

      Such an interesting actress, but after this I’d rather not ever see her on a red carpet again.

    • unbornfawn

      She looks like she just crawled out of bed. Go home dear and try again.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties


    • Candigirl1968

      If she wants to wear flats, then get an outfit that works with them, and for heaven’s sake, get someone to polish them.
      The hair doesn’t look like it’s been combed, and the jewelry has little relation to the outfit. The less said about the white hospital gown, the better.


    • mistermilkshake

      Miss Mamet and I stood next to each other waiting half an hour for the L train the other day. She was wearing those shoes.

      I did not like them.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        those are some beat up broke down shoes. they go with her hairstyle.

      • alyce1213

        You should have told her not to wear her subway shoes on the red carpet.

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      i see that pantsless look in east oakland these days, i don’t know what it’s about. maybe the desire to wear hot pants but shyness about showing them? i’m assuming there’s something up under there.

    • CatherineRhodes

      And the homeless person hair?

    • WhitleyGilbert

      How about this? If you don’t care about how you look, which she seems to be what Z. Mamet want us to believe, then don’t go to fucking red carpet premieres of movies you didn’t star in. I don’t buy the “I don’t care” excuse when you are constantly, CONSTANTLY being photographed at every red carpet event in town. You cannot have it both ways, Zosia. Also, maybe you should start a Kickstarter for some new flats.