Yea or Nay: Man-Metallics

Posted on June 07, 2013

What is love? Baby don’t hurt me.

Sorry, we’re having a flashback moment.

 

Versace

Can you blame us? Suddenly it’s the ’90s, darlings! We were so much prettier then! Now, we just know we’re going to have a hard time getting the ladies on board with this one, but we have very fond memories of silver metallic jeans and bright blue metallic shirts and pewter metallic trenchcoats we got for a steal down on Canal Street. But this was long ago, kittens. Our metallics days are over, but we wouldn’t dream of denying them to young, silly boys with a need to strut and display their plumage.

Burberry Prorsum

Alexander McQueen | Ann Demeulemeester | Brioni | Canali

Carlo Pignatelli

Comme des Garçons | Ermenegildo Zegna | Etro | James Long

Qasimi Homme

Louis Vuitton | Marlon Gobel | Misssoni | Maison Martin Margiela 

Roberto Cavalli

Neil Barrett | Rynshu | Shaun Samson | Viktor & Rolf

Lanvin

Versace

 

So, no. We probably wouldn’t find ourselves wearing many of the pieces above, but we would hope little dandyboys out there get the change to reflect the light a little. Which means our question for this Sausage Friday is simple:

 

Man-Metallics: YEA or NAY?

 

Think of all those little twinks out there, starving for some sparkle. Won’t you help?

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com, fashionising.com]

    • charlotte

      ..no more. You just put that in everyone’s head. And NAY for most men except Alan Cummings.

    • Clueless_Jock

      N.A.Y.

      And I don’t need to explain myself.

    • aeb1986

      Yay! But NAY for anything Versace…

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Of course, Yea for the metallics. But like anything this showy, it needs to be deployed with attention to balance, and Serious Panache.

      • Rhonda Shore

        Yes, one item only, preferably an accessory.

        • MartyBellerMask

          One accessory that is not a WCW championship belt.

          • Jake

            That’s all I see too!!!

      • drdarke

        That’s a excellent point, @kiltdntiltd:disqus – in moderation is makes sense (like a casual jacket or a vest or a tie), but otherwise it’s SPACE: 1999 time!

        • Monabel

          Moderation is all very well in its place, but let’s not deprive ourselves of EXCESS.

          • drdarke

            “All things in moderation – including moderation”, @Monabel:disqus ?

            • Monabel

              Quite.

    • Frank_821

      I actually dig that McQueen suit. But yes I agree these are for the baby peacocks only and club whores

      • Lucía Gavello

        McQueen FTW! The Qasimi Homme pieces are quite cool also, love the suit.

    • Vickiefantastico

      Nay to all of the tin foil-like metallics. Yea to the more understated like the Qasimi. Only certain guys could pull it off, though.

    • Nicholas

      Someone saw those models and thought “Let’s wrap them like candy”.

    • Edward Thomas-Herrera

      Yay! A thousand times yay! Especially if you have legs like a Versace model!

    • Emily Dagger

      The coats in the Burberry selection can’t possibly be anything other than repurposed shock blankets. Nay to that row; the rest I find fun and playful.

    • MarieLD

      No. And many of the models look embarrassed.

    • majorbedhead

      What’s with the wrestling belts?

      I can’t get behind metallics, but hey, some boys may like them.

    • Airkisses

      It doesn’t matter if I yay it or nay it; judging by the range of designers featured here, it’s already happened. – Fatalistic Kitten

    • hughman

      No. You look like you’re wearing a weight-loss sweatsuit from the 50s.

    • Michael_Jones

      My first thought, like yours, was “Nay for me, I’m too old now…” I was, however, still willing to let the bois have them. But then I thought, “Maybe I could pull off that Brioni jacket if it came in a human size…”

    • Donna Tabor

      It won’t matter one whit in my household. The only thing metallic my husband wears is his wedding band.

      I sure as hell can’t see him wearing a WWF belt with his underpants. Oh, my. Now I’m laughing so hard tears are dribbling down my legs.

    • Inspector_Gidget

      A few men can pull it off. Then again, a few men can pull off a cardboard box. Don’t try this at home.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Tin Men. Nay.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Everything old is new again, and bless the kids that’ll wear these. But I literally did a spit-take at the gladiator wear. LOL.

    • GillianHolroyd

      Yay! Shiny!

      I’m a magpie.

    • XPT

      Hell to the nay!

    • jkatkins

      I really really wanna like these, but just can’t. NAY.

    • Naomi

      Yea. I don’t care if it’s ugly, I don’t care if most men can’t pull it off. I will always say yea to anything that gives men creative wardrobe options. Guys have been stuck with boring-ass clothes for too long.

    • Rand Ortega

      Alan Cumming (Etro, Canali, Carlo Pignatelli), Matt Smith (Cavalli, Zegna, Missoni, Burberry, 2 of the Lanvin), maybe Joe Manganiello in the Brioni, yes. Everyone else, H to the N.

      • BKagainwiththesweatpants

        ITA. Matt Smith would be delicious in the Canali as well.

        Hey, Marlon Gobel! Pee Wee Herman called. He wants his suit back.

      • MartyBellerMask

        I was thinking Brad Goreski for the Canali.

    • sleepycat

      NAY! MY EYES THEY BURN! In other news, when I was in 6th grade and it was the dawn of the new millennium I thought we were all going to be wearing gold and silver because it was the future. My apologies to those who were working in 2000. This also solidifies my dislike of Versace, tacky tacky

      • Rand Ortega

        I’ve seen more style at Caesar’s Palace in the Bacchanal Buffet wait staff.

        • BKagainwiththesweatpants

          HAW! You made me spit out my coffee!

    • http://www.argonauticos.blogspot.com/ jason

      Metallics? Maybe. But not any of this stuff.
      Not a thing here I think looks good.

    • j_anson

      Hey, if men are going to have themselves gift-wrapped, who am I to argue?

      • ItsDicey

        Nice take.

    • EditKitten

      Oh, for fuck’s sake.

    • http://www.facebook.com/aboutelle Ashleigh Boutelle

      SOCK AND FLIP-FLOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!?????????

    • Anniebet

      LOL….and a giggle for punctuation.

      That poor last guy in the tighty whiteys.

    • Tatiana Luján

      Yay, but none of the pieces shown above.

    • kaycem

      that canali blazer is everything!

    • marlie

      If have to say NAY for everyone except PhD-level males clothes horses.

    • MzzPants

      My pretty-boy fashion-conscious son would rock the hell out of some of these looks. So, YEA.

      Not the Versace, though. Dear God, not the Versace.

      • formerlyAnon

        It would be so nice to be able to say “my fashion-conscious son.”

        *sigh*

        Ah well.

    • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

      Nay. Though Lanvin is by far the best and Versace is by far the worst.

    • Agatha Guilluame

      NAY. A thousand times NAY. You see dandyboys wearing these but I can just imagine a new breed of douche bag sporting these looks – the freshest slate of club kids wearing it “ironically” or even worse without any irony at all.

    • crash1212

      NAY! Although that last Versace panel made me laugh out loud.

    • mmebam

      I’m all about the understated sheen, as opposed to the blaring shine.

    • iheartbuffy

      NAYYYYYYY. They look like the costumes from Night at the Roxbury. I reiterate, NAYYYYYY.

    • Contralto

      NAY

    • Morales Mike

      The Versace stuff looks like its an episode from OG Star Trek where the Roman Empire didn’t fall and existed to modern day. Except this time everyone got beautiful and buff.

    • filmcricket

      That bronze, Klimt-like McQueen suit is giving me life. The rest of these – only a select few could make a select few of them work, but I’d love to see folks try. Yea.

    • MilaXX

      YES, but only deployed very carefully.Some of this stuff is gonna have to stay in the club. LOVE the Canali tux, hate that entire bottom Versace row.

    • another_laura

      A bridge too far. NAY.

    • ghopping

      lol maybe for the runway… but don’t expect to see me wearing them (and I’m 21).

    • silaria

      Total ‘yea’ to the subtler ones, that McQueen suit is AMAZING. I’m just going to pretend the row of Burberry saran wrap doesn’t exist.

    • clevRcat

      yea for the dandyboys (they have all the fun, don’t they)

    • prettybigkitty

      Yea! Brings back memories. Good times, bad kids.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      What the hell…..women have so many fashion excesses that have become acceptable despite their inherent ridiculousness, let the guys share the fun & games.

    • twocee

      Is it wrong that I read that entire post in Stefon’s voice?

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Only if you are Kylie’s back up dancer. Or Josh.

    • Miss WKS

      SO disappointed…where are the metallic ball shorts?

    • MemHey

      Nay. McQueen can stay because it’s Klimt-esque, but all else must go.
      ETA: The Etro, sans shirt, on Will Smith is acceptable as well.

    • Diego!

      N A Y!!!

    • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

      Versace is so tacky. I can’t decide if it’s yay or nay for the rest, but I think it could be yay for some boys in some situations.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      The man who has the balls to try on the Alexander McQueen and pulls it off will win my heart until the end of times.

    • Lene

      Paging Russell Westbrook…

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      While i cannot but applaud ‘the male’s emergence …. into the gaudy plumage that is the birthright of his sex’, most of these looks are pretty hiddy. So maybe I’ll just say NAY to THESE man-metallics.

    • Janet B

      No to the James Long shorts otherwise you can wear them if you’d like: Yea

    • Haley Buchanan

      I was originally ready to shout a hearty “NAY!” but then I realized it’s just the Burberry and the Versace that I don’t like. He has to be a good clothes-wearer though. At least a Zachery Quinto or Joseph Gordon-Levitt -level clothes wearer is required for most of these, if not Alan Cummings-level for some.

    • Joanne Abrams

      yuck

    • PrunellaV

      I want to go to where the guys who actually wear this stuff hang out.

    • snarkykitten

      Nay simply because now I have that song stuck in my head!!!

    • http://raistlinsama.livejournal.com/ Raistlinsama

      Yay for the young and skinny.
      “Old” fat me would look like a Zeppelin in drag…

    • conniemd

      ugh or nay from this female who remembers the 90’s and not fondly.

    • http://viridianpostcard.blogspot.com/ viridian61

      Tin foil! Aieee! Running the other way!
      But then again I am a straight woman of a certain age, so these are not supposed to appeal to me anyway.

    • DinahR

      I want to watch this parade go by!! I’m not a guy, and if I were I’d be too old for this stuff, but I’d love to see others partake. Even the wilder metallics look fun to me, not paired together though.

      I’m especially fond of the Canali jacket, plus Carlo Pignatelli’s and Lanvin’s entire rows.

    • Sara__B

      Now that I’ve wiped the tears of laughter from my face and regained my composure, NAY to anything that reminds me of mylar, tin foil, professional wrestlers, or cheap Barbie clothes. NAY to too much shine deployed all at once. YEA to the subtle shine of the Qasimi Homme suits and separates, to the patterned metallic jackets, or to just one shiny separate at a time, on the right guys.

      • Pat Pending

        I agree, with the exception of the second from the left. He looks like he forgot to put pants on.

    • TSkot

      NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      all i see is alan cumming…over and over and over

    • Chaiaiai

      OHSWEET jesus. that last “outfit”. does that come from the vatican bath house collection?

      NAY.

    • formerlyAnon

      Sorry. Metallics are PhD level, Double Black Diamond slope level, Schedule II Controlled Substance rating fashion. Inexpert civilians cannot be trusted with them. NAY, with rare exceptions. (ETA: Perhaps there could be a license granted based on a portfolio submitted of the applicant’s previous attire & a brief quiz.)

      • minnye

        Yes but I hope we see those PhD’s – and some expertly styled cutie pies) in some of these fashions. Say for example, hmmm… RDJ, that cute guy from Glee – Harry something, um…

    • deltabronze

      Nay. Y’all look silleh.

    • demidaemon

      I could see them as part of an outfit. But full on metallics on every part of your body. NAY to that.

    • OrigamiRose

      NAY all the way.

    • Carrieanno

      Had to check the calendar to make sure it’s not April 1. Nay.

    • gracedarling

      YEA. Who cares if it’s ugly or trashy? Men have been dressing like hot indie lumberjacks for too long. It’s time to have some fun.

    • Monabel

      Oh, yay. More color, pattern and sparkle all around!

    • hellkell

      I’m going to say YAY, just because I covet the snot out of that magenta metallic Burberry number.

    • RinPauler

      I actually have seen the metallic coats by Burberry in person, and it’s very interesting. It looks so much like shiny plastic, but it doesn’t feel like that. When I ask the sales associate what type of material it was, she told me it was cotton to my disbelief.

    • Reality TV Casting

      yay

    • $1434373

      Love the first McQueen suit, anything that channels Klimt gets a definite “YES!”

    • TheAmericaness

      …………….

      Nay.

    • par3182

      yay!

    • ItsDicey

      GADZOOKS! NAY if it’s Versace. My eyes may never recover.

    • MandyM

      Unless you are channeling Flash Gordon, no!

    • JP

      NAY. Every one of those models looks pissed at having to wear them…but the Versace guys? OMG, hysterical.

    • AdamBR

      Nay. It looks cheap.

    • save_the_hobbit

      Having a Flash, ahhhhhh….savior of the universe moment.

    • Puckndc

      Au contraire..this was the late 70’s…I had a metallic jacket back then

    • thecitysleeps

      VERSACE HAS MY SOUL OMG.

    • karena10

      Overall, nay. There are some who can look fantastic in metallics, but those who don’t look good, look so horrific that it outweighs the good.

    • SewingSiren

      Yea! I’m all for more variety and choice in men’s wear. Most of these would be a bit much as presented. But say

      one metallic piece per wearer would be fun.

    • sweatpantalternative

      NAY. These should be filed under “not everything retro deserves a comeback”, along with those 80s bubble/ruffle skirts, skinny jeans that flatter just about no one, acid-washed anything, and the latest 90s creepers (tube tops paired with suspenders, velvet……). Ugh, please no.

    • pattycap11

      nay on the candy wrappers. i’ll pass.

    • Young Sun

      It’s like all of these designers raided Jay Manuel’s closet to filth!!!

    • FloridaLlamaLover

      We are currently watching “Gladiator” at Chez Llama Lover, so I say a resounding YAY to the last row!

    • kimiakay

      Oh my god, I did not think I would like this, but I love it. Especially those yellow ? pants, well the whole look on the third model in the first row. Wowza. Some very pretty men here, and some serious thighs. Yum. I like everything about this except the white socks. But wait! And after we gave them permission, too, there are no metallic short shorts. Huh.

    • Nicole Walraven

      my man says nay, although we both agree the silver pants are pretty damn fly.

    • Iroqhard

      My 5 and a half year old, who has started looking at TLo over my shoulder because she is a budding fashionista, says YAY to men in shiny fabrics. Then again, she is wearing a red, white, and blue striped dress over multicolored flower pants, so she is a fan of lots of look.

    • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

      Where are my sun glasses? I kinda liked the first photo while I could just see the top. I little metallics go a long way. From head to toe, why not dress the whole body in yellow? I couldn’t look at these with a migraine; lol.

    • lilazander

      Burberry, Cavalli, Lanvin and a few others’ metalics look like used candy wrappers (NAY!), Versace is right-up NAY (not to say stright-up)! McQeen, Canali, Viktor & Rolf, Marlon Gobel, Qasimi Homme are YEA!

    • Gloria P

      I see Versace is pretty much into Asterix

    • Donna Schmidt

      My eyes!

    • Jake

      LOVE the Briomi jacket and the first Qasimi Homme suit on the left and the shorts to the far right!

    • Aaminah Khan

      I’m actually kinda digging it. I’d put my boyfriend in a subtle metallic, like maybe pewter coated jeans or something. I think he could pull them off. :3

    • MaggieMae

      Stage wear or club going gay boys only.

    • ChelseaNH

      Yay! Just not all over, please.

    • Louise Bryan

      Ye Gawds! Nay!

    • librarygrrl64

      Nay to metallics in general for anything other than the stage.

    • lalahartma

      Yes, for the boys, only.

    • Mimi

      Yay, one piece at a time

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      NAY. They all look like versions of Baked Potatoes. NO. (ok, except for what charlotte said – Alan Cummings.)

    • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

      Yay!