Darlings, it was HBO’s True Blood Season 6 premiere! And since we’re kicking off another Sausage Friday, let’s focus on the Boys of Blood.
Brace yourselves. There’s a lot of cute XY on display, but there’s also quite a bit of WTFery. The theme of the evening was apparently weird, ill-fitting suits.
Alexander Skarsgard in Calvin Klein
This is fine. Boring, but fine. The jacket’s too small on him, but that’s no surprise since he’s like seven feet tall or something.
Joe Manganiello in John Varvatos
Interesting jacket. We don’t love it, but he’s working the look and it suits him.
Gay financial advisor in the Hamptons.
Guys, seriously. YOU’RE NOT JOHNNY CASH. Enough with the all-black ensembles. They just look ridiculous to us now. Also: that jacket is enormous.
Ryan Kwanten in Hugo Boss
He looks like a maître d’ who just got off a shift.
Other gay financial advisor in the Hamptons.
Stephen Moyer in Salvatore Ferragamo
Missie Moyer and her CVS salesbin haircolor-in-a-box strikes again.
Nice suit, though.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich, Izumi Hasegawa/PR Photos]