True Blood Boys

Posted on June 14, 2013

Darlings, it was HBO’s True Blood Season 6 premiere! And since we’re kicking off another Sausage Friday, let’s focus on the Boys of Blood.

Brace yourselves. There’s a lot of cute XY on display, but there’s also quite a bit of WTFery. The theme of the evening was apparently weird, ill-fitting suits.

 

Alexander Skarsgard in Calvin Klein

This is fine. Boring, but fine. The jacket’s too small on him, but that’s no surprise since he’s like seven feet tall or something.

 

 

Joe Manganiello in John Varvatos

Interesting jacket. We don’t love it, but he’s working the look and it suits him.

 

Michael McMillian

Gay financial advisor in the Hamptons.

 

Robert Kazinsky

Guys, seriously. YOU’RE NOT JOHNNY CASH. Enough with the all-black ensembles. They just look ridiculous to us now. Also: that jacket is enormous.

 

Ryan Kwanten in Hugo Boss

He looks like a maître d’ who just got off a shift.

 

 

Sam Trammell

Other gay financial advisor in the Hamptons.

 

Stephen Moyer in Salvatore Ferragamo

Missie Moyer and her CVS salesbin haircolor-in-a-box strikes again.

Nice suit, though.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich, Izumi Hasegawa/PR Photos]

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