Tobey Maguire for Interview Germany

Posted on June 14, 2013

Gotta give ol’ Tobey some credit here.

 

Tobey Maguire covers the June 2013 issue of Interview Germany magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Julia Von Boehm.

This is just about the most boring editorial ever conceived but at least he looks like he’s having fun with it. Where can we get those giant hands? We have no idea why we want a pair. We just do. Maybe to freak out our cats.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Terry Richardson for Interview Germany]

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    • gabbilevy

      Mickey Mouse hands? Disney, but they’ll set you back probably $50.

      Not a terrible editorial, as far as Terry Richardson editorials go, but Tobey’s working it as well as he can.

      • http://onionjam.tumblr.com SkipperJane

        No, they’re not that bad. Maybe $25-30. Makes me want to sent TLo some Mickey Mitts, as they are referred to.

      • AC

        I got a set on Amazon once (with ears) for about $20. Without the minnie bow you can get ‘em for less.

      • YoungSally

        GIven that it’s Terry RIchardson, at least Tobey has all of his clothes on ….and we can only hope so does Richardson.

        • H2olovngrl

          That’s because Tobey isn’t a woman.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Jesus, I hate Terry Richardson’s “work”.

      • Little_Olive

        I do too, but in all fairness it’s the art director who is mostly to blame here, no (or is it him also)?

    • snarkykitten

      why does he have the same expression the whole time?

      • Gwyndall

        Because even he knows this spread sucks, and he’s trying to hide his contempt. I’d say he’s failing.

      • Little_Olive

        I see pot (or something to that effect -I’m really not a drug connoisseur) eyes

    • fiddlecub

      How does Terry Richardson get all this work? This isn’t snark–I’m dead serious. There are surely hundreds of talented photographers that deserve this work, yet it consistently goes to the man creating the most boring, frequently sexist spreads in the industry.

      • editrixie

        I knew immediately, without even looking at the caption, that that was Richardson by the flat, boring quality of the first pic. Jesus, he’s awful. Kudos for Tobey for having some fun with it.

        • Dee

          Yep. Scrolled back up after looking at the pics, but I already knew it’d be him. Bleh.

      • SpillinTea

        How much does Terry Richardson get PAID is the question I want to know. Is he hired because his “sets” are obviously so damn cheap that all you’re paying for is his “photography?” I just don’t get it…

      • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

        He’s hired by the same people who like to buy things made by Stella McCartney.

    • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

      “The great…?” Ohhhkaaay.

      • RectPropagation

        Reference to The Great Gatsby, his most recent movie.

    • Sonja Brisson

      I just don’t get it, and I don’t get his popularity. He doesn’t feel ‘star’ to me, not in Spiderman, not here, and definitely not in that boring, droning, endless voice over for ‘Gatsby.’ Please, no mas, por favor.

      • Ramon Figueroa

        I loved him in “Pleasantville,” but nothing he’s done after has been that great. And I can never forgive him for “Spiderman 3″ and the whole evil Peter Parker. At least here we get a few different expressions from him, but I’m with you.Nothing for me either north or south of the Equator.

        • quiltrx

          I’m with you–he was wonderful in Pleasantville…and hasn’t even gotten close to that since.

      • ailujailuj

        I also loved him in Ice Storm w/ Ricci.

      • alyce1213

        I’m not a big fan, but he he did a really good job in ‘Seabiscuit.’

    • ashtangajunkie

      I wish he were wearing those big, green Hulk hands instead. ‘Tobey SMASH.’

    • Qitkat

      I love Tobey Maguire, but this is just disturbing. WTH, he looks like a vampire in the third one down.

    • MilaXX

      Try Disney for the hands. At least he gave different facial expressions

    • Glam Dixie

      It makes me think of Sheldon, ‘Hulk agree to second date with puny humans’!

    • Winter_White

      “Where can we get those giant hands? We have no idea why we want a pair. We just do. Maybe to freak out our cats.”

      Cat #1: Lorenzo has giant fake hands.
      Cat #2: I saw.
      Cat #1: He’s looking at us with such a hopeful expression…it’s touching, really. Should we pretend to be freaked out?
      Cat #2: Oh, honey. No.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        Now the box the hands arrived in, that will be the big draw.

        • Winter_White

          Lol. And since those are “Hands/Color White/Size GIANT” — there’s room in that box for all the cats! (Will still be squabbles, though.)

    • carpediva

      Terry Richardson is a hack, but I must say, this is the first time ever hat Tobey’s given me any kind of “Well, HELLO there!” moment. So except for the creepy grillz one this is a win for me. (And even that one is like, “Wow, didn’t know you had that in you! Respect.”

    • Cameron Turner

      Editorial aside, this is the best he has ever looked….. for sho….

    • Rand Ortega

      God, I loathe Terry “Child Pornographer” Richardson. But I love T. Maguire so I’ll just look at his absolutely adorable face & ignore the rest.

    • Insidiously

      Are those GRILLZ??!!!!!!

      Just no. Just never.

    • Daisy James

      Man, when Terry Richarson doesn’t have a woman to degrade he really runs out of ideas, doesn’t he?

    • http://twitter.com/yessveee Sarah V.

      The douchiest he’s ever looked.

      • PeaceBang

        Yes, well that’s Terry Richardson’s special genius. To make even really attractive people look vapid and drugged out.

    • PrunellaV

      Scroll to end. Read credit. Terry Richardson. Of course.

    • GorgeousThings

      Sing with me….
      Gotta get down to Toby-town!

    • TheLaurenJean

      It’s funny, because though these are probably the douchiest setup of pics I’ve seen of him in a while, it’s also probably the least douchiest he’s looked in a while.

    • ErmengardeGreen

      He looks more attractive here — or, I find him more attractive here — than I’m used to, also.

    • GTrain

      He never really does it for me and this is just meh.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Terry Richardson must have some serious dirt on a lot of people. How else can one explain why he is in such demand. I want the big hands too.

    • Synnamin

      Is anyone else seeing Ewan McGregor here?

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

        In his dreams.

    • quiltrx

      I do like the breaking the bottle picture, I’m surprised to say.
      I like to think I know a smidge about fashion, but I know very little about fashion photography. It makes me very sad that the one photog’s work I can readily pick out is the dreadful Mr. Richardson.

    • demidaemon

      Enh. Ever since my brother made fun of him when he was in the Spiderman movies Though I don’t particularly remember how he made fun of Tobey), he always causes me to have a weird disconnect. I guess he’s on my irrational “couldn’t give a damn about” list.” This editorial has not changed my feelings at all.

    • TLJezebel

      Does anyone remember “Seabiscuit?”

      • Annarosa

        I love that!

      • alyce1213

        Wonderful movie.

    • Jessica Freeman

      The hands are either part of the Mario & Luigi Halloween costume, or you can buy Mickey Mouse hands that look like that as well.

    • Annarosa

      love the sneakers with the suit.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Now I remember why I used to have a wee crush on Tobey.

    • crash1212

      Ah…another Terry Richardson…::yawn::

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      that would definitely freak out your cats.

    • marlie

      For a Terry Richardson photo shoot, these aren’t bad.

    • Danielle L

      I had to get up close to the screen to see those were gold teeth. Can’t Terry Richardson just croak already?

    • Kent Roby

      This is one of those disconnected shoots that makes my mind do flips to try to connect it together…. then again, I really do NOT want to be able to get inside Terry Richardson’s mind!

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      Why does Germany hate Toby?