We’re suing Taylor Swift. We just dislocated our jaws from yawning so hard:
Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Fragrance Foundation Awards at Lincoln Center in New York City in an Emilio Pucci white silk plissé halterneck gown with a sheer insert accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.
She’s constantly starring in a perfume ad in her own head, isn’t she? We think that must be why she gets on our nerves. Some people are starring in Gone with the Wind inside their heads and some people only have the kind of imagination to put themselves in a 30-second soft-focus fragrance ad that ends with “Available at Kohl’s.” Guess which kind of person we prefer.
Haha. We do so love to get you Tay-fans all worked up. Calm yourselves. We’re joking. Well, we’re not joking that it’s kind of boring and pretty much the quintessential Tay-look, but she looks pretty. Really. Boring, but pretty.
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