Rihanna in Antwerp

Posted on June 10, 2013

You can always tell when a celebrity tips over into that portion of their life where they no longer seem to have any understanding of normal behavior or any remaining vestiges of the good sense God gave them.


Rihanna greets fans in Antwerp, Belgium.

Givenchy Madonna and Child Jersey T-Shirt

Miu Miu ‘Rasoir’ Sunglasses

Manolo Blahnik Suede Pumps

We’d say Ri passed that point several hundred miles back on the road.

We love how she decided to accentuate this totally batshit ensemble with a big gold tassle necklace.



[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, luisavisaroma, neimanmarcus.com, miumiu.com]

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  • marlie

    She looks ridiculous, but DAYUM she has great legs.

    • drdarke

      Yes, she does, @disqus_zkPCxYvnya:disqus .

      This looks to me like she’s at the airport – which may excuse some of this look as Travel Wear (cutoffs, minidress length shirt, sunglasses & heels). Ridiculous as that ensemble looks, you can bet it’s comfortable….

      • MoHub

        Those pumps don’t look comfortable to me.

        • drdarke

          More comfortable than a lot of heels I’ve seen on women, @MoHub:disqus !

          Of course, I don’t doubt she kicked them off on the plane and wandered around First Class barefoot – because most women under sixty who aren’t Slavic Trophy Wives (or apparently Stana Katic!) don’t wear heels for everyday any more.

      • Levedi

        Who wants their bare thighs on a plane seat for three or more hours? Either you’d stick to the leather or come away with the tweed pattern branded into your skin. Ouch.

        • akprincess72

          Plus the public trans ‘ick’ factor.

        • drdarke

          In the summer I travel in shorts a lot, even on airplanes (and NOT in First Class, usually!), @levedi:disqus – and I don’t usually have those problems.

          Maybe she’s the same way….

      • H2olovngrl

        Oh thank goodness! I couldn’t see the cut off shorts, so I thought this was even crazier than it appears. On that note, though, I find my self becoming more alarmed at her choices each time she is featured. With the drug use and the rotten taste in men, I worry that we are seeing a slow downfall for her.

  • LearnedFoot

    Girl, that’s not your hair color.

    • Rhonda Shore

      Thank you!

  • mmebam

    “Okay, sweetie, it’s time to go!”
    “Mommy, I want to dress myself!”

    • drdarke

      With legs like Rihanna’s, @mmebam:disqus ?

      Pants are overrated….

      • mmebam

        Well, I see that she is wearing cutoff shorts underneath, so it’s a moot point. I love a good minidress as much as the next person, but if you were going to wear a T-shirt, then yes, you should wear pants.

    • ankali

      I did that once when I was 5. Except I forgot my skirt. Put on my shirt, my tights, my shoes, and my coat. Forgot my skirt. Mom didn’t realize it until we were at our destination and I took off my coat. Oh, the shame!

  • Lori

    I’m sort of afraid to ask this, but what are those strings hanging from under the bottom of that T-shirt she’s wearing as a dress? (To quote Heather & Jessica, “Look into pants!!”)

    • MoHub


      • Lori

        I’m going with this.

      • Lilithcat

        That was my immediate thought, too.

        • MoHub

          I love sharing a good ethnic reference.

    • TropiCarla

      She’s gotta be wearing denim cutoff shorts.

    • Chuck Barthelme

      Gotta be daisy dukes. Shorter than daisy dukes, probably.

    • melisaurus

      oh no. Is she wearing tiny cut off underneath that ugly thing?

  • MoHub

    I’m highly distracted by the guy in the see-through t-shirt with the opaque patch pockets on the chest. But not so much that I didn’t take a good look at Ri and drop my jaw so far it hit my desktop.

    • majorbedhead

      I’m highly distracted by the fact that he’s wearing a butt pack. I thought that trend died a while ago.

      • MoHub

        That too.

    • Angela_the_Librarian

      Yes, he looks so sad! Maybe he didn’t realize his shirt was sheer until it was too late. The fanny pack just makes him look even sadder.

    • Emily Smith

      He’s a body guard right? Looks like it. She must be selecting their outfits too for maximum craziness. He also has a fanny pack.

    • RedRaven617

      I think that guy in the see-through t-shirt is a body guard. Who gave him dressing instructions? Yikes.

  • Chuck Barthelme

    LEGS. But yeah, fugly clothing.

  • ew

  • formerlyAnon

    I’m guessing from the trailing bits that she’s wearing cut off jean shorts under this?

  • hughman

    And yet, as an avid T-Lo acolyte, what I am most appalled by is her “flesh” colored pumps.

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    at least the pockets aren’t showing out the bottoms of her cutoffs. i think? please let those be cutoff jeans.

    • meowing

      I swear, my first thought was “tampon strings?”

    • formerlyAnon

      I am morally certain they are cut offs, and that the pockets DO hang down below the “legs.” Just because.

  • Guest

    The glasses look like they are beyond her cheekbones.

  • Emily Smith

    Those are some really fugly glasses.

    • ankali

      They make her face look squished. So unflattering.

  • LilyPad

    The guy in the fanny pack is HILARIOUS

  • amanda lynn

    Ridiculous. Love the SHIRT, though.

  • I dig the shades – super cartoony cute. The shirt looks like something you’d buy at a Vatican gift shop though. And the shoes are soooo left field. This would have been cuter if she’d just worn some Converse.
    YELLOW hair.

    • Levedi

      I’ve been to the Vatican gift shop. This is too tacky even for that – though only barely.

      • Don’t you think it has a “shroud of Turin”ish feeling?

        I definitely think I saw that design at one of the tacky tourist shops around Vatican City.

  • MilaXX

    I’d say several 100 thousand miles back.

  • snarkykitten

    The guy in the fanny pack & double pocket t-shirt is judging her SO HARD. As if he’s Mr. Stylin’

  • Agatha Guilluame

    It looks like she doesn’t have on a stitch of makeup, her hair isn’t combed and she’s wearing a big ole tee, shorts?, a wool hat and focus pulling shades. So if she’d ditched the jewelry and egads! the heels then I’d assume she was making a quick run to the bodega for some ciggies and pepsi. But she isn’t…is she…

  • Jaeda Laurez

    The outfit is completely terrible, but she has really nice skin though.

  • Wendi126

    Beauty school dropout

  • bertkeeter

    Givenchy and T-SHIRT should never be in the same sentence! How about some design effort?

  • Jeff Warhurst

    KILLER legs.

  • stephbellard

    Rihanna’s legs just told Angelina Jolie’s legs, “You’re not the only ones who can get a twitter handle!”

  • Anniebet

    It was kind of TLo to refer to this as an ensemble, which implies more than one item of visible clothing? I don’t think a few frazzled threads count as pants. And apparently it will now be all the rage to have the Madonna and Christ Child peering down at your (possibly uncovered) crotch.

    Seriously though, that color hair with that beautiful skin tone just does not work. Makes her look jaundiced.

  • barbarienne

    The sunglasses are freaking me out. They look as if they’re set in slots in her cheeks.

    • Lattis

      aaaargh – now I can’t unsee that. Like that terrible frog that has babies in holes on its back. ayeeeeeee1

  • nannypoo

    I thought it was hilarious that the design on her shirt resembled a madonna and child until I scrolled down and discovered that it is, in fact, a madonna and child. What a dumb idea. And her sunglasses are giving her chipmunk cheeks.

    • MoHub

      It looks like a Murillo.

  • teensmom99

    My teen put together a surprisingly similar ensemble last week as a joke.

  • CeeQ

    “Should I wear pants? Nah. Why? It’s just the international press. Besides, how cute are my sunnies? No one would ever notice I am sans pants. Let’s roll y’all.”

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    The way those sunglasses are cut off at the bottom makes it look like they are embedded in her cheeks.

  • Fordzo

    No. I think that is Carrot Top.

  • Mrs. Julien

    And yet still with the nude pumps.

  • MilaXX

    Maybe her and the Beibs need to double date and make the Fug girls day.

  • That’s pretty much how my hair looked that time I tried to bleach it myself. I don’t do my own hair anymore.

    • Howard Sturrup


  • JuliaInBlack

    I am super-amused by these pics because:

    (a) Rihanna looks like she’s higher than Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson in a hot air balloon race
    (b) The sunglasses have put “The Time Warp” in my head and that’s always delightful

  • Synnamin

    Ok, seriously – how are those shoes any different than 100 pairs I could find at Payless? Oh, right. name and price.

  • judybrowni

    I can only hope she wore panties — or gawd, anything that covered her lady parts.


      I think she’s wearing cut off shorts. You can see the strings from the ragged edge at the hem of the shirt.

      • could be the most hideous part of this train wreck, those strings. what happens if you pull them?

        • JANE LANE

          A parachute pops out.

  • demidaemon

    She lost her pants! Somebody find her pants!

  • Qitkat


  • somebody blonde

    Those sunglasses are HIDEOUS. And normally I like weird sunglasses, but those just make me cry a little inside.

  • Howard Sturrup

    Can people just leave skull caps in the winter season where they belong.

    • it’s an oakland hip-hop thing. everybody wants to be a thug.

  • frannyprof

    Maybe she thought Antwerp was in a distant galaxy far, far away?

  • ankali

    I know they are a minor offense relative to the rest of the ensemble, but can we please talk about the Lee Press-Ons she’s sporting? Awful. Who started that saying, “It costs a lot of money to look this cheap”? Totally applies here.

  • who’s the dweeb in the fanny pack and faux wrinkled jeans? if he’s supposed to be a bodyguard, he’s not looking too alert there. probably thinking “will someone please just take her away…”

    i do kind of dig her Tshirt though. it’s my virgin mary fetish speaking.

  • shelley514

    She’s definitely on her own planet. She’s got a sick frame that can rock just about anything, but she’s like EFF it, I’m just gonna wear this t-shirt “and that is all!!!!!”

  • Richard

    This would be a cute/casual look if she some skinny jeans, or maybe keep the shorts, and wear a more fitted/shorter shirt? It’s not THAT crazy, honestly.

    I’m coveting her sunglasses, and that t-shirt though. I’m all about Givenchy’s Madonna and child print.