Pine, Farrell and Greenfield at Chrysalis Butterfly Ball

Posted on June 11, 2013

Is it us?


Chris Pine, Colin Farrell, and Max Greenfield at the 12th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles, California.


Or do they look like the only single guys at the wedding reception and they just figured out you arrived without a date?

Time for a little FMK, ladies.


[Photo Credit: Getty]

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  • Ms_Flyover

    This one is easy. F&M Pine, K Farrell & dismiss the other guy since I have no idea who he is. The FM is pending a shave, though. Are razors being rationed these days?

    • Rand Ortega

      I officially have no need to post. Thank you.

    • There also seems to be a water shortage because Farrell hasn’t stumbled into a shower in a while.

    • gabbilevy

      Um, Max Greenfield is a breakout star from New Girl and is ah.may.zing.

    • SpillinTea

      *drops mic like Queen Audra and exits post*

    • Sobaika

      I suspect your decision might not be so easy if you’d seen Schmidt in all his Schmidt-ness on New Girl.

      • RebeccaKW

        Best part about that show.

      • JosephLamour

        Magic Mike FTW.

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      Yup – that about covers it.

    • drdarke


      Nope, sorry – they all look like Assistant VPs who just came back from Burning Man, or something.

    • kim bunchalastnames

      i’ll take a dirty F over a clean one any day, so F farrell. and since i don’t want to marry or kill anyone, i’ll just have to F farrell thrice.

    • SylviaFowler

      Except for the part about shaving, I endorse this post.

  • VioletFem

    M: Pine
    F: Schmidt
    K: Farrell

    Honestly, I wouldn’t mind. If only most of the guys I met at weddings looked like this…

    • kryten8

      …but think how funny Greenfield must be! As long as I get to F Pine, then I’m not sure he needs to me M’d

    • AudreysMom

      slightly OT but is Greenfield short or is Pine really tall? Watching New Girl I had this idea Schmidt was tall. Here he looks even shorter than Farrell and he always seems about average (in the height department only).

      Back to the game: F: Pine, then M. M: Schmidt. And occasionally F but that’s not the point. F and K: Farrell without a thought of M.

      • VioletFem

        I think Greenfield is actually pretty short (for a guy). I’ve seen him on a few shows and he always seems to be shorter than most of the other guys on screen.

        Back to the game: If this is the way some people play this game then I would choose to M: both Pine and Schmidt. But I still don’t care for Farrell.

    • ErmengardeGreen


  • MarieLD

    F Chris
    M Max — he seems like such a good guy… and someone should have told him to wear a tie.
    K Colin

  • F: Chris Pine

    M: Max Greenfield

    K: Colin Farrell over and over and over again…

    • Scimommy

      What she said. Easiest FMK ever.

    • Katie Wolf

      That’s the only correct answer!

    • Sheneve Butler

      I should have just looked down. I didn’t need to post.

    • ampg

      Thanks – I knew someone would save me the trouble of typing it all out.

    • muzan-e

      I dunno if the K’s going to be manageable. Farrell came to the party wearing the eyes of a serial killer.

    • quitasarah

      yes Yes YES! This. Is. THE. Answer.

    • Derek_anny

      “K: Colin Farrell over and over and over again…”

      Ah, we’re talking little death, are we.

  • Heather

    I am in the library snickering and people are looking at me as tho I’m insane.

    YES. You boys nailed it. I was at this wedding recently, dateless, tho my choices weren’t even THIS appealing. Sad.

  • M. H. Leader

    Colin Farrell needs a shampoo. And about 2-3″ off his pants hem. He could practically dust-mop the floor in those. Sigh. Hair just looks greasy to me. And that deer-in-the-headlights expression? Not so good.

    Chris & Max are better, but both could use ties and I really am not crazy about the suede gray oxfords.

    Sigh. They need gays. All of them.

    • MikeW_Vegas

      I’ll volunteer for the “onerous” duty of being Mr. Pine’s gay.

  • Emily Rose

    F: Max Greenfield

    M: Chris Pine. All his interviews during the Star Trek poledance were TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.
    K: Colin Farrell. Never liked that dude.

  • F: Pine
    M: Greenfield
    K: Farrell

  • VioletFem

    Unsurprisingly, Collin is not getting any love on this thread. A shower and a shave might have helped.

  • Nonmercisansfacon

    Fuck Pine, Kill Farrell, Marry Schmidt!

  • jonnyf8

    F- Farrell
    F- Farrell
    F- Farrell
    F- Farrell


    • jilly_d

      this post wins the Internet today

  • Chuck Barthelme

    For a brief, fleeting moment, I thought today was Sausage Friday. Then I realized it’s only Tuesday. Bah.

    • Mrs. Julien

      But still with the sausage, so not a complete waste.

  • WendyD

    I’m sorry, I don’t see anything in these pictures except for Chris Pine’s eyes.

  • Wendi126

    Can I just F Farrell and then K him?

  • Caitlin O’Brien

    I don’t know why so many of you ladies are killing off Farrell when I imagine he’s BY FAR one of the greatest fucks you can ever hope to have.

    M- Greenfield.
    K- Pine.

    • stephbellard

      Because he always looks like he’d smell like a homeless guy sitting near the dumpster in New York humid August.

      • Mrs. Julien

        That’s why you take a shower together first. Caitlin made an EXCELLENT point.

        • Heather

          I’m inclined to agree. Showers can be great foreplay.

        • Caitlin O’Brien

          Thank you! I’m sorry but he’d not the only celeb with the “greaser” look and he’s got the accent to boot. Very sexy, IMO. I appreciate a polished man as well, but sometimes us ladies just want to get down and dirty.

          • Mrs. Julien

            He is so sexy it makes me giggle sometimes when I see him. It’s embarrassing.

      • Erica

        Also, you’re not supposed to see that much of a person’s irises, so you have to kill Farrell in self defense. Then F pine and M that cute little 3rd guy.

    • StephanieLovesTLo

      Maybe if he brought some penicillin. Otherwise he just looks skeevy

    • MartyBellerMask

      Virtual High Five, Caitlin.

      • Lisa McKissack

        I second the high five to Caitlin

  • Luneowl

    Farrell’s expression is so alike in each picture that I began to wonder if it wasn’t a life-sized cardboard image of him, caught off-guard by a paparazzi.

    • bigfan

      This is a TLo RULE. When you are on a red carpet or step and repeat, you put your face on lockdown until you are no longer within the reach of camera lenses. Everybody knows THIS.

  • JP

    How is it that Chris Pine and whoever that Greenfield bloke is are both dressed in dark suits with open-collared white shirts and beards, and yet Pine looks hot and the other dude looks like a douche I’d feel creeped-out about if he so much as glanced at me?

    • sisterb67

      It’s because A) Greenfield’s got one too many buttons undone, and B) his beard is scraggly – Pine’s is meticulously groomed and looks good, Greenfield’s looks like the fuzzy stuff they glued on to GI Joe’s face.

  • stephbellard

    How about fuck Max but get fucked by Pine? Is that not how you play this game?

    • formerlyAnon

      Based on answers so far, I believe the rules are flexible.

      Carry on.

    • StellaZafella

      That’s not on my agenda anymore, but if you send me the link…

  • AlisonS

    F – Pine
    M – Pine
    K – Farrell.

    The third guy is not on my radar so I refuse to use him.

    • Lisa McKissack

      Why didn’t I think of that?

  • gabbilevy

    Obviously M Schmidt. He’d keep ya laughing your whole life long. F Pine and K Farrel.

  • MK03

    I’m sorry, but I can’t reach a decision without some field experience. Get Pine and Farrell over here STAT for a three-way.

  • cmb123

    F- Chris Pine; M- Max Greenfield; K-Colin Farrell (by default). I love me some Max Greenfield

  • ChaquitaPhilly

    Va Va Va Voom!

  • Miss WKS

    I can take all three on…at once…

    • StellaZafella

      Braggart 😉

  • Lisa McKissack

    F&M: Pine
    F: Farrell
    K: Greenfield (only cause I haven’t seen him in anything. Sorry Max)

    • MartyBellerMask

      You’re not missing much.

  • MilaXX

    Marry – Pine, he’s a keeper
    Kill – Farrell, too much history with that one.
    Shag – Greenfield, nice guy but Pine has my heart. He does get bonus points for nice shoes.

    I’d also like to thank whoever sent the memo out that male stars have to put forth some effort on the RC. The looks often tilt towards banker, but they are putting in the effort and it’s yielding some wonderful mments.

  • mjude

    f: farrell
    m: pine
    k: greenfield (cause i dont know who he is)

  • F-Farrell



    I have no problem killing someone because I don’t know them. And is it bad I saw the title and thought I’d be looking at a pic of Will Ferrell?

    • Shawn EH

      No, and exactly!

  • DaveUWSNYC

    Gay polyandry

    • formerlyAnon

      For some reason Collin seems to be finding it a little stressful . . .

  • Kristobel

    Fuck Pine, Marry Greenfield, and Kill Farrell.

  • filmcricket

    Oh, Max Greenfield, the werewolf look is not for you. It adds to Pine’s pretty, but it hides your light under a bushel. And your shoes are adorable, but I don’t think they go with your suit.

    I dunno, I don’t feel strongly enough about any of these guys to either marry or kill them. Can I have a threeway with Pine and Greenfield while Farrel narrates? I wouldn’t touch him with a ten-foot pole, but I adore his accent.

    • ampg

      Fascinating, isn’t it? Chris and Max both have amazing eyes, but Chris’s beard brings his out while Max’s detracts.

  • Henry Maler

    Marry Pine, Fuck Greenfield, Kill Farrell

  • formerlyAnon


    Um, I might be prepared to Audition Pine & Greenfield, after a little shave?

    Or, seeing as how he’ll have some time on his hands, reading the other answers, maybe I’ll just wash, rinse & repeat with Farrell.

  • PeaceBang

    I look at those ugly white shirts and I have to assume it was Buy One, Get One Free. I’m too bored to F, M or K any of them until they change their shirts or take them off.

  • FMK? What kind of Sophie’s Choice Hell is this? How could I kill one of these adorable gentlemen???

    F – Farrell. Yeah, I know he looks greasy, but the accent alone is a panty dropper. Not to mention I bet he can lay the pipe.
    M – Pine. He’s new to my list of loves, but he really won me over during my recent viewing of People Like Us. Plus, those eyes!!
    K- Greenfield. But not really, because his shoes are melting my heart and “Schmidt” is a damn doll.

  • Anniebet

    Farrell looks like he’s had too many trips to the free bar already. Greenfield could win an Ugly Beard (and shoe) award. That leaves Pine, which is just peachy keen fine with me.

  • Jen Ocide

    F: Farrell

    M: Pine

    K: Greenfield

    (First rule of FMK, the crazy sexy one with the Irish accent is ALWAYS the best F)

    • always.

      • formerlyAnon

        I beg to differ. The crazy sexy one with the Irish accent does indeed get a great deal of practice. (And is definitely my choice of this lot.) But the *best* F is generally the one that didn’t grow into his looks until his early-mid 20s. His mind was wonderfully focused for quite a few years on perfecting technique and a charming and engaging manner.

        • swoon….i love *that* guy.

        • ampg

          So true – always go with the guy who couldn’t always rely on his looks. The guys who’ve slept with a ton of people exactly once each are the absolute worst in bed.

      • TheAmericaness


  • F/M Pine, send the other two on their way, and K the stylist who let Farrell out looking like that.

    Well, that was easy. (Presses “Staples” button.)

  • somebody blonde

    F: Max Greenfield

    M: Chris Pine (SO CUTE)

    K: Colin Farrell. His hair looks disgusting, and in this context, this is a capital offense. Also I prefer my men full-bearded or mustaschioed, not with all these tiny pieces of facial hair.

  • Sara__B

    My age is showing. The smiley one with the grey shoes is the only one who doesn’t look utterly douchey to me.

  • marlie

    I’d have to go with M (&F) Chris Pine. K Colin Farrell. I don’t know enough about Max Greenfield to make a decision.

    ETA: Reading the other bitter kittens’ comments, I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying (and still at my desk at work). You all are awesome.

    • FMK>Sausage Friday>Guy On The Street>Menswear Collections>Pairs Division

      agree or rearrange by greatness? : )

      • MikeW_Vegas

        I think I might swap FMK and Sausage Friday, but overall, I think you nailed it.

        • I wrestled with that order, in the end it is the comments by the Kittens for FMK that tipped it. Bless these raunchy bitches.

  • ashtangajunkie

    Easy! F – Greenfield, M – Pine, K – Farrell.

  • Shamrockjulie

    F- Farrell. Something tells me that little leprechaun knows how to throw down in bed. M-Pine . Best looking one of the bunch. Kill Greenfield I’m not a fan of the petite pocket men.

  • Julie Chase

    I hate you.

    F: Chris Pine
    M: Schmidt
    K: Colin Farrell, ONLY because WHYYYYYYY, HAIR?!

  • Sheneve Butler

    Okay. F: Chris Pine, M: Max Greenfield, K: Farrell.

  • Tatiana Luján

    F: Max Greenfield
    M: Pine
    K: Farrell

  • crash1212

    Why does Colin Farrell not only have a hair comma, but a greasy hair comma? I find all three so unappealing that wouldn’t FMK any of them on a bet.

    • filmcricket

      I have never heard the term “hair comma” before, but now I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant, that’s how much I love it.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    What? Is it Friday already???

  • Haley Buchanan

    F: Chris – super attractive but I know very little else about him
    M: Max – since I’m picturing him in my head as being just like Schmidt, which is high-maintenance, but charming as hell
    K: Colin – if no other reason than for his gross hair in this picture

  • portlandmermaid

    Colin Farrell looks like he just got his eyes whitened (is that possible?) and can’t shut them for another hour or so.

    • bellafigura1

      Spit-laughed my Stella Artois on my keyboard!!

  • portlandmermaid

    That’s exactly what they look like, L-R: smug, stressed, and happy serial killer. I’d be checking my heels to make sure I could run.

  • Chaiaiai

    marry max. f*ck – pine. kill – colin will be killing my lady bits with all the f*cking we will be doing.

    uh. I’ll be in my bunk.

  • jw_ny

    oh geez…now I’ve got …What is love, baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more…etc., running through my head. lmao!

  • M Chris Pine, K Colin Farrell, and F Max Greenfield. DONE.

  • Contralto

    F Pine, M Farrell, K Greenfield.

  • Chris

    Um, how do you get invited to that wedding reception? This is a no brainer, F-Pine, M-Greenfield (after starting the d.b. jar) and K-Farrell. Even the Irish accent can’t save you when you look like you should be in Schmidt’s d.b. jar..

  • JanieS

    F/M Kirk. Drop the other two in a volcano. That is all.

  • Mb

    I’d rather play FFF

  • Tigerfly

    “Hello, my name is Larry. This is my brother Darrell and this is my other brother Darrell.”

    • Howard Sturrup

      i was watching episodes of newhart over the weekend an had numerous good ;
      laughs .

  • Mrs. Julien

    I think now is time to once again express gratitude for what is looking more and more like the triumphant return of the literal beard.

    • Eric Stott

      Yes! So much better than the “I have a week between pictures & I’m not shaving” look.

      • formerlyAnon

        God’s own truth. And I say that as someone who prefers clean shaven over bearded 98% of the time.

  • demidaemon

    F-Greenfield. I don’t know who he is, so a once-off won’t hurt either of us.

    M–Pine. Obviously. Have to keep that fine piece around forever.

    K-Farrell. Douche alarm is blaring.

  • Emily Wilson

    F Pine
    M Greenfield
    K Farrell

  • Lauren Schneider

    F Greenfield
    M Pine
    K Farell

  • TheAmericaness

    F & M: Pine
    K: Farrell

    BFF : Greenwhateverhislastnameis – he’ll be the nice guy I’ll tell all my troubles to and then regret that I didn’t F when I get old but I’ll still be happy with my decision.

  • quiltrx

    I don’t care about the other two, but killing Colin Farrell sounds delightful.
    Then we can keep In Bruges and erase him from everything else. Except maybe Minority Report.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Oh, but he was good in “Crazy Heart”. 🙂

  • par3182

    F: Colin Farrell (I bet he’s got some moves the other two couldn’t even imagine)
    M: Chris Pine (but keep him in the trophy cabinet)
    K: annoying overpraised Greenfield

  • MandyM

    Too much Redbill Mr. Farrell. Your face looks WAY too awake for the rest of you. I can’t even find the words for your hair.

  • nannypoo

    This is why, when I stay in a hotel, I never go to the bar.

  • StephanieLovesTLo

    F/M Chris Pine, and I will leave the other two to work the room at the reception.

  • sleepycat

    M Chris Pine, K Farrell, and despite not knowing who he is, F Greenfield although he looks a little groady and I would need a full STD panel before meeting up with him.

  • TropiCarla

    Hmm … so many eloquent responses from my fellow BKs.

    K – Greenfield: Schmidt is cute but too little for me to M. I’d have the worst attitude problem during every one of my ambitious DIY projects. Plus, I have the best chance against him in combat.
    F – Farrell: He seems like he would be an amazing naked person … after a shower and in the dark so I don’t have to see that hair.
    M – Pine: YUMMMMMMMMM! I would M him and enjoy the lifetime of Fs.

  • MartyBellerMask

    I realize I am in the minority here, but *F* Farrell, big time.

    I am so indifferent to the other two, that they can M or K each other as they please.

  • JauntyJohn

    M Pine
    F Farrel (I mean, you HAVE seen the tape, right?)
    With deep regret K Greenfield.

  • Annarosa

    without any doubt I’d F Pine over and over and over and over again. And then M him. And then F him again and again forever.

  • Em

    why has no one mentioned Farrell’s giant cock? F Farrell M Pine K Max…because he is not actually Schmidt.

  • F: Farrell. I’m ashamed, but I would – I’d make him shower first though.
    M: Pine. (Though the fact that every time I see him my inner-fourteen year old comes over all “I think you mean Chris Fiiiiiinnnne” isn’t great. But he’s dreamy, and a Stage Actor! Apparently did an excellent Cripple of Inishmann recently).
    K: By default Greenfield, though he’s very charming.

  • Eric Stott

    Pine and Greenfield are working the sexy beard look. I’d F & M both of them.
    Farrell looks like someone told him to stand in the picture & he cant wait to leave. K him to put him out of his misery.

  • Jesus, Mary and Martin Luther King! What are you trying to do to me?

  • SylviaFowler

    Chris Pine and Kiernan Shipka, two of our favorites here, in photo together:

    Aren’t they cute?

  • the_archandroid

    I’m late to the party but :
    K: Farrell….
    By having Pine F Him…. while I watch.

    have i crossed the line? I’ll show myself out.

  • librarygrrl64

    F: Greenfield
    M: Pine
    K: Farrell (of course)