Pine, Farrell and Greenfield at Chrysalis Butterfly Ball

Posted on June 11, 2013

Is it us?

 

Chris Pine, Colin Farrell, and Max Greenfield at the 12th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles, California.

 

Or do they look like the only single guys at the wedding reception and they just figured out you arrived without a date?

Time for a little FMK, ladies.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

    • Ms_Flyover

      This one is easy. F&M Pine, K Farrell & dismiss the other guy since I have no idea who he is. The FM is pending a shave, though. Are razors being rationed these days?

      • Rand Ortega

        I officially have no need to post. Thank you.

      • http://twitter.com/kendallbrunson SassyMcFrench

        There also seems to be a water shortage because Farrell hasn’t stumbled into a shower in a while.

      • gabbilevy

        Um, Max Greenfield is a breakout star from New Girl and is ah.may.zing.

      • SpillinTea

        *drops mic like Queen Audra and exits post*

      • Sobaika

        I suspect your decision might not be so easy if you’d seen Schmidt in all his Schmidt-ness on New Girl.

        • RebeccaKW

          Best part about that show.

        • JosephLamour

          Magic Mike FTW.

      • Eclectic Mayhem

        Yup – that about covers it.

      • drdarke

        WHEN JUNIOR EXECUTIVES GO FERAL!

        Nope, sorry – they all look like Assistant VPs who just came back from Burning Man, or something.

      • kim bunchalastnames

        i’ll take a dirty F over a clean one any day, so F farrell. and since i don’t want to marry or kill anyone, i’ll just have to F farrell thrice.

      • SylviaFowler

        Except for the part about shaving, I endorse this post.

    • VioletFem

      M: Pine
      F: Schmidt
      K: Farrell

      Honestly, I wouldn’t mind. If only most of the guys I met at weddings looked like this…

      • kryten8

        …but think how funny Greenfield must be! As long as I get to F Pine, then I’m not sure he needs to me M’d

      • AudreysMom

        slightly OT but is Greenfield short or is Pine really tall? Watching New Girl I had this idea Schmidt was tall. Here he looks even shorter than Farrell and he always seems about average (in the height department only).

        Back to the game: F: Pine, then M. M: Schmidt. And occasionally F but that’s not the point. F and K: Farrell without a thought of M.

        • VioletFem

          I think Greenfield is actually pretty short (for a guy). I’ve seen him on a few shows and he always seems to be shorter than most of the other guys on screen.

          Back to the game: If this is the way some people play this game then I would choose to M: both Pine and Schmidt. But I still don’t care for Farrell.

      • ErmengardeGreen

        +1

    • MarieLD

      F Chris
      M Max — he seems like such a good guy… and someone should have told him to wear a tie.
      K Colin

    • http://twitter.com/kendallbrunson SassyMcFrench

      F: Chris Pine

      M: Max Greenfield

      K: Colin Farrell over and over and over again…

      • Scimommy

        What she said. Easiest FMK ever.

      • Katie Wolf

        That’s the only correct answer!

      • Sheneve Butler

        I should have just looked down. I didn’t need to post.

      • ampg

        Thanks – I knew someone would save me the trouble of typing it all out.

      • muzan-e

        I dunno if the K’s going to be manageable. Farrell came to the party wearing the eyes of a serial killer.

      • quitasarah

        yes Yes YES! This. Is. THE. Answer.

      • Derek_anny

        “K: Colin Farrell over and over and over again…”

        Ah, we’re talking little death, are we.

    • Heather

      I am in the library snickering and people are looking at me as tho I’m insane.

      YES. You boys nailed it. I was at this wedding recently, dateless, tho my choices weren’t even THIS appealing. Sad.

    • M. H. Leader

      Colin Farrell needs a shampoo. And about 2-3″ off his pants hem. He could practically dust-mop the floor in those. Sigh. Hair just looks greasy to me. And that deer-in-the-headlights expression? Not so good.

      Chris & Max are better, but both could use ties and I really am not crazy about the suede gray oxfords.

      Sigh. They need gays. All of them.

      • MikeW_Vegas

        I’ll volunteer for the “onerous” duty of being Mr. Pine’s gay.

    • Emily Rose

      F: Max Greenfield

      M: Chris Pine. All his interviews during the Star Trek poledance were TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.
      K: Colin Farrell. Never liked that dude.

    • http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

      F: Pine
      M: Greenfield
      K: Farrell

    • VioletFem

      Unsurprisingly, Collin is not getting any love on this thread. A shower and a shave might have helped.

    • Nonmercisansfacon

      Fuck Pine, Kill Farrell, Marry Schmidt!

      • http://samanthatennant.tumblr.com/ Samantha Tennant

        Agree!

    • jonnyf8

      F- Farrell
      F- Farrell
      F- Farrell
      F- Farrell

      K-Farrell

      • jilly_d

        this post wins the Internet today

    • Chuck Barthelme

      For a brief, fleeting moment, I thought today was Sausage Friday. Then I realized it’s only Tuesday. Bah.

      • Mrs. Julien

        But still with the sausage, so not a complete waste.

    • WendyD

      I’m sorry, I don’t see anything in these pictures except for Chris Pine’s eyes.

    • Wendi126

      Can I just F Farrell and then K him?

    • Caitlin O’Brien

      I don’t know why so many of you ladies are killing off Farrell when I imagine he’s BY FAR one of the greatest fucks you can ever hope to have.

      M- Greenfield.
      K- Pine.

      • stephbellard

        Because he always looks like he’d smell like a homeless guy sitting near the dumpster in New York humid August.

        • Mrs. Julien

          That’s why you take a shower together first. Caitlin made an EXCELLENT point.

          • Heather

            I’m inclined to agree. Showers can be great foreplay.

          • Caitlin O’Brien

            Thank you! I’m sorry but he’d not the only celeb with the “greaser” look and he’s got the accent to boot. Very sexy, IMO. I appreciate a polished man as well, but sometimes us ladies just want to get down and dirty.

            • Mrs. Julien

              He is so sexy it makes me giggle sometimes when I see him. It’s embarrassing.

        • Erica

          Also, you’re not supposed to see that much of a person’s irises, so you have to kill Farrell in self defense. Then F pine and M that cute little 3rd guy.

      • StephanieLovesTLo

        Maybe if he brought some penicillin. Otherwise he just looks skeevy

      • MartyBellerMask

        Virtual High Five, Caitlin.

        • Lisa McKissack

          I second the high five to Caitlin

    • Luneowl

      Farrell’s expression is so alike in each picture that I began to wonder if it wasn’t a life-sized cardboard image of him, caught off-guard by a paparazzi.

      • bigfan

        This is a TLo RULE. When you are on a red carpet or step and repeat, you put your face on lockdown until you are no longer within the reach of camera lenses. Everybody knows THIS.

    • JP

      How is it that Chris Pine and whoever that Greenfield bloke is are both dressed in dark suits with open-collared white shirts and beards, and yet Pine looks hot and the other dude looks like a douche I’d feel creeped-out about if he so much as glanced at me?

      • sisterb67

        It’s because A) Greenfield’s got one too many buttons undone, and B) his beard is scraggly – Pine’s is meticulously groomed and looks good, Greenfield’s looks like the fuzzy stuff they glued on to GI Joe’s face.

    • stephbellard

      How about fuck Max but get fucked by Pine? Is that not how you play this game?

      • formerlyAnon

        Based on answers so far, I believe the rules are flexible.

        Carry on.

      • StellaZafella

        That’s not on my agenda anymore, but if you send me the link…

    • AlisonS

      F – Pine
      M – Pine
      K – Farrell.

      The third guy is not on my radar so I refuse to use him.

      • Lisa McKissack

        Why didn’t I think of that?

    • gabbilevy

      Obviously M Schmidt. He’d keep ya laughing your whole life long. F Pine and K Farrel.

    • MK03

      I’m sorry, but I can’t reach a decision without some field experience. Get Pine and Farrell over here STAT for a three-way.

    • cmb123

      F- Chris Pine; M- Max Greenfield; K-Colin Farrell (by default). I love me some Max Greenfield

    • ChaquitaPhilly

      Va Va Va Voom!

    • Miss WKS

      I can take all three on…at once…

      • StellaZafella

        Braggart ;-)

    • Lisa McKissack

      F&M: Pine
      F: Farrell
      K: Greenfield (only cause I haven’t seen him in anything. Sorry Max)

      • MartyBellerMask

        You’re not missing much.

    • MilaXX

      Marry – Pine, he’s a keeper
      Kill – Farrell, too much history with that one.
      Shag – Greenfield, nice guy but Pine has my heart. He does get bonus points for nice shoes.

      I’d also like to thank whoever sent the memo out that male stars have to put forth some effort on the RC. The looks often tilt towards banker, but they are putting in the effort and it’s yielding some wonderful mments.

    • mjude

      f: farrell
      m: pine
      k: greenfield (cause i dont know who he is)

    • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

      F-Farrell

      M-Pine

      K-Greenfield

      I have no problem killing someone because I don’t know them. And is it bad I saw the title and thought I’d be looking at a pic of Will Ferrell?

      • Shawn EH

        No, and exactly!

    • DaveUWSNYC

      Gay polyandry

      • formerlyAnon

        For some reason Collin seems to be finding it a little stressful . . .

    • Kristobel

      Fuck Pine, Marry Greenfield, and Kill Farrell.

    • filmcricket

      Oh, Max Greenfield, the werewolf look is not for you. It adds to Pine’s pretty, but it hides your light under a bushel. And your shoes are adorable, but I don’t think they go with your suit.

      I dunno, I don’t feel strongly enough about any of these guys to either marry or kill them. Can I have a threeway with Pine and Greenfield while Farrel narrates? I wouldn’t touch him with a ten-foot pole, but I adore his accent.

      • ampg

        Fascinating, isn’t it? Chris and Max both have amazing eyes, but Chris’s beard brings his out while Max’s detracts.

    • Henry Maler

      Marry Pine, Fuck Greenfield, Kill Farrell

    • formerlyAnon

      F-Farrell
      .
      .
      .

      Um, I might be prepared to Audition Pine & Greenfield, after a little shave?

      Or, seeing as how he’ll have some time on his hands, reading the other answers, maybe I’ll just wash, rinse & repeat with Farrell.

    • PeaceBang

      I look at those ugly white shirts and I have to assume it was Buy One, Get One Free. I’m too bored to F, M or K any of them until they change their shirts or take them off.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      FMK? What kind of Sophie’s Choice Hell is this? How could I kill one of these adorable gentlemen???

      F – Farrell. Yeah, I know he looks greasy, but the accent alone is a panty dropper. Not to mention I bet he can lay the pipe.
      M – Pine. He’s new to my list of loves, but he really won me over during my recent viewing of People Like Us. Plus, those eyes!!
      K- Greenfield. But not really, because his shoes are melting my heart and “Schmidt” is a damn doll.

    • Anniebet

      Farrell looks like he’s had too many trips to the free bar already. Greenfield could win an Ugly Beard (and shoe) award. That leaves Pine, which is just peachy keen fine with me.

    • Jen Ocide

      F: Farrell

      M: Pine

      K: Greenfield

      (First rule of FMK, the crazy sexy one with the Irish accent is ALWAYS the best F)

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        always.

        • formerlyAnon

          I beg to differ. The crazy sexy one with the Irish accent does indeed get a great deal of practice. (And is definitely my choice of this lot.) But the *best* F is generally the one that didn’t grow into his looks until his early-mid 20s. His mind was wonderfully focused for quite a few years on perfecting technique and a charming and engaging manner.

          • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

            swoon….i love *that* guy.

          • ampg

            So true – always go with the guy who couldn’t always rely on his looks. The guys who’ve slept with a ton of people exactly once each are the absolute worst in bed.

        • TheAmericaness

          seconded.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      F/M Pine, send the other two on their way, and K the stylist who let Farrell out looking like that.

      Well, that was easy. (Presses “Staples” button.)

    • somebody blonde

      F: Max Greenfield

      M: Chris Pine (SO CUTE)

      K: Colin Farrell. His hair looks disgusting, and in this context, this is a capital offense. Also I prefer my men full-bearded or mustaschioed, not with all these tiny pieces of facial hair.

    • Sara__B

      My age is showing. The smiley one with the grey shoes is the only one who doesn’t look utterly douchey to me.

    • marlie

      I’d have to go with M (&F) Chris Pine. K Colin Farrell. I don’t know enough about Max Greenfield to make a decision.

      ETA: Reading the other bitter kittens’ comments, I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying (and still at my desk at work). You all are awesome.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        FMK>Sausage Friday>Guy On The Street>Menswear Collections>Pairs Division

        agree or rearrange by greatness? : )

        • MikeW_Vegas

          I think I might swap FMK and Sausage Friday, but overall, I think you nailed it.

          • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

            I wrestled with that order, in the end it is the comments by the Kittens for FMK that tipped it. Bless these raunchy bitches.

    • ashtangajunkie

      Easy! F – Greenfield, M – Pine, K – Farrell.

    • Shamrockjulie

      F- Farrell. Something tells me that little leprechaun knows how to throw down in bed. M-Pine . Best looking one of the bunch. Kill Greenfield I’m not a fan of the petite pocket men.

    • Julie Chase

      I hate you.

      F: Chris Pine
      M: Schmidt
      K: Colin Farrell, ONLY because WHYYYYYYY, HAIR?!

    • Sheneve Butler

      Okay. F: Chris Pine, M: Max Greenfield, K: Farrell.

    • Tatiana Luján

      F: Max Greenfield
      M: Pine
      K: Farrell

    • crash1212

      Why does Colin Farrell not only have a hair comma, but a greasy hair comma? I find all three so unappealing that wouldn’t FMK any of them on a bet.

      • filmcricket

        I have never heard the term “hair comma” before, but now I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant, that’s how much I love it.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      What? Is it Friday already???

    • Haley Buchanan

      F: Chris – super attractive but I know very little else about him
      M: Max – since I’m picturing him in my head as being just like Schmidt, which is high-maintenance, but charming as hell
      K: Colin – if no other reason than for his gross hair in this picture

    • portlandmermaid

      Colin Farrell looks like he just got his eyes whitened (is that possible?) and can’t shut them for another hour or so.

      • bellafigura1

        Spit-laughed my Stella Artois on my keyboard!!

    • portlandmermaid

      That’s exactly what they look like, L-R: smug, stressed, and happy serial killer. I’d be checking my heels to make sure I could run.

    • Chaiaiai

      marry max. f*ck – pine. kill – colin will be killing my lady bits with all the f*cking we will be doing.

      uh. I’ll be in my bunk.

    • jw_ny

      oh geez…now I’ve got …What is love, baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more…etc., running through my head. lmao!

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      M Chris Pine, K Colin Farrell, and F Max Greenfield. DONE.

    • Contralto

      F Pine, M Farrell, K Greenfield.

    • Chris

      Um, how do you get invited to that wedding reception? This is a no brainer, F-Pine, M-Greenfield (after starting the d.b. jar) and K-Farrell. Even the Irish accent can’t save you when you look like you should be in Schmidt’s d.b. jar..

    • JanieS

      F/M Kirk. Drop the other two in a volcano. That is all.

    • Mb

      I’d rather play FFF

    • Tigerfly

      “Hello, my name is Larry. This is my brother Darrell and this is my other brother Darrell.”

      • Howard Sturrup

        i was watching episodes of newhart over the weekend an had numerous good ;
        laughs .

    • Mrs. Julien

      I think now is time to once again express gratitude for what is looking more and more like the triumphant return of the literal beard.

      • Eric Stott

        Yes! So much better than the “I have a week between pictures & I’m not shaving” look.

        • formerlyAnon

          God’s own truth. And I say that as someone who prefers clean shaven over bearded 98% of the time.

    • demidaemon

      F-Greenfield. I don’t know who he is, so a once-off won’t hurt either of us.

      M–Pine. Obviously. Have to keep that fine piece around forever.

      K-Farrell. Douche alarm is blaring.

    • Emily Wilson

      F Pine
      M Greenfield
      K Farrell

    • Lauren Schneider

      F Greenfield
      M Pine
      K Farell

    • TheAmericaness

      F & M: Pine
      K: Farrell

      BFF : Greenwhateverhislastnameis – he’ll be the nice guy I’ll tell all my troubles to and then regret that I didn’t F when I get old but I’ll still be happy with my decision.

    • quiltrx

      I don’t care about the other two, but killing Colin Farrell sounds delightful.
      Then we can keep In Bruges and erase him from everything else. Except maybe Minority Report.

      • MartyBellerMask

        Oh, but he was good in “Crazy Heart”. :)

    • par3182

      F: Colin Farrell (I bet he’s got some moves the other two couldn’t even imagine)
      M: Chris Pine (but keep him in the trophy cabinet)
      K: annoying overpraised Greenfield

    • MandyM

      Too much Redbill Mr. Farrell. Your face looks WAY too awake for the rest of you. I can’t even find the words for your hair.

    • nannypoo

      This is why, when I stay in a hotel, I never go to the bar.

    • StephanieLovesTLo

      F/M Chris Pine, and I will leave the other two to work the room at the reception.

    • sleepycat

      M Chris Pine, K Farrell, and despite not knowing who he is, F Greenfield although he looks a little groady and I would need a full STD panel before meeting up with him.

    • TropiCarla

      Hmm … so many eloquent responses from my fellow BKs.

      K – Greenfield: Schmidt is cute but too little for me to M. I’d have the worst attitude problem during every one of my ambitious DIY projects. Plus, I have the best chance against him in combat.
      F – Farrell: He seems like he would be an amazing naked person … after a shower and in the dark so I don’t have to see that hair.
      M – Pine: YUMMMMMMMMM! I would M him and enjoy the lifetime of Fs.

    • MartyBellerMask

      I realize I am in the minority here, but *F* Farrell, big time.

      I am so indifferent to the other two, that they can M or K each other as they please.

    • JauntyJohn

      M Pine
      F Farrel (I mean, you HAVE seen the tape, right?)
      With deep regret K Greenfield.

    • Annarosa

      without any doubt I’d F Pine over and over and over and over again. And then M him. And then F him again and again forever.

    • Em

      why has no one mentioned Farrell’s giant cock? F Farrell M Pine K Max…because he is not actually Schmidt.

    • http://www.facebook.com/maevmacc Maev Mac Coille

      F: Farrell. I’m ashamed, but I would – I’d make him shower first though.
      M: Pine. (Though the fact that every time I see him my inner-fourteen year old comes over all “I think you mean Chris Fiiiiiinnnne” isn’t great. But he’s dreamy, and a Stage Actor! Apparently did an excellent Cripple of Inishmann recently).
      K: By default Greenfield, though he’s very charming.

    • Eric Stott

      Pine and Greenfield are working the sexy beard look. I’d F & M both of them.
      Farrell looks like someone told him to stand in the picture & he cant wait to leave. K him to put him out of his misery.

    • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

      Jesus, Mary and Martin Luther King! What are you trying to do to me?

    • SylviaFowler

      Chris Pine and Kiernan Shipka, two of our favorites here, in photo together: http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc4MDY4MDY3OF5BMl5BanBnXkFyZXN1bWU@._V1._SX640_SY426_.jpg

      Aren’t they cute?

    • the_archandroid

      I’m late to the party but :
      M:Greenfield
      K: Farrell….
      By having Pine F Him…. while I watch.

      have i crossed the line? I’ll show myself out.

    • librarygrrl64

      F: Greenfield
      M: Pine
      K: Farrell (of course)