We’re terrible homosexuals, darlings. We didn’t watch the Tony Awards last night. Despite our tendency to use words like “darling” and advise women on their hemlines, there are some parts of the gay male stereotype that never stuck to us and “theater queen” is definitely a bus that passed us by.
Besides, it was Game of Thrones, Mad Men and Falling Skies ’round these parts last night.
At any rate, we feel like even worse homosexuals because A-List Homosexual Number One apparently did a killer job hosting the shindig last night. We await the youtubery. In the meantime, let’s assess.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka attend the 2013 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.
Now THAT is how it’s done, bitches. Neil’s pant length prevents us from giving them a perfect score (and his jacket seems a bit long as well), but both of them are pretty impeccably turned out and they managed to avoid that gay couple problem of showing up at formal events dressed identically. They both look venue-appropriate, but distinct from each other. Nicely done, homosexuals. Score: 9.25/10. NPH, you can afford better tailoring than that.
[Photo Credit: Getty, Marco Sagliocco/PR Photos]