Miller and Sturridge in Manhattan

Posted on June 12, 2013

Daddy and Papa are completely wiped the hell out after spending most of the last 12 hours working on that epic Mad Style post. While we recover, please enjoy these pictures of celebrities in the wild, deliberately chosen to get you all gnashing your teeth at the pretension on display. Yes, you probably will want to slap both of these people very shortly. Enjoy your delicious, healthy celebu-rage of the day, darlings. We’re going to take a tiny power nap.

 

Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge out and about in Manhattan. Sienna Miller is carrying a Lancel ‘Dalidol’ handbag.

Lancel ‘Dalidol’ Handbag

UGH. Amirite?

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, lancel.com]

    • Virginia McMurdo

      So much UGH.

    • AlisonS

      They are both dressed in such an “I don’t give a shit” that it PROVES they give a shit. It smells of smugness. But damnit if they don’t look cute looking like assholes!

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        And all those very very expensive “I don’t give a shit clothes” belie their pose of being beyond such considerations.
        MASSIVE yawn.

    • Shannon

      Blue/yellow motif permeating into real life! All I can think is how this costuming choice is playing up their disconnection.

      • http://www.rachelmmurray.com Rachel M. Murray

        It’s one thing to read about Blue and Yellow in a Mad Men Style Post, and another to see in real life. To be polite, I’ll say “they’re coordinated” and let that say what needs to be said.

    • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

      Both look trying too hard to be hipster. He looks really unattractive imo. I want her sunglasses though.

    • BuffaloBarbara

      I think it’s the ’90s knit cap that makes me want to tear my hair out.

      • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

        That bugs me the most too. It’s the weather too hot for a knit cap?

    • Tatiana Luján

      He is hot, but I wonder if the weather is cold in NYC right now.

      • Heather

        No. It’s 74.

        • Rhonda Shore

          He’d look ok w/o a WOOL hat!!!

          • Heather

            That thing looks like it might be acrylic, like he bought it from one of those little booths in St. Marks Place. Which means it’s actually less breathable and HOTTER than wool. (I’m a big proponent of Smartwool and the like for its wicking properties.)

            • Rhonda Shore

              I rest my case!

            • Tatiana Luján

              How absurd that they’re all covered up. And his hat!!

        • MilaXX

          If it’s like Philly it’s a humid 74 making the hat wearing even worse

    • decormaven

      “But we are of The People! Look at us mingling with the populace, the Whole Food cognoscenti, wearing our plebian jeans, woolen cap, and rakish fedora.” Gah! Move over Uncles, I need a lie down after this photo.

      • 3boysful

        “Yes, of the people–don’t they all carry insanely expensive handbags with their schlumpy get-ups?”

    • StellaZafella

      I wouldn’t notice them, and I wouldn’t care either way…they’re cute and dorky like anyone else might be….
      maybe that’s the point.
      Maybe it’s not “I-so-don’t-give-a-shit-but-take-pictures-please”, maybe this is the current version of incognito.

    • Caitlin O’Brien

      I don’t mind them, but she just had a baby so that ignites slight rage.

    • stubbornthoughts

      I will never understand why people spend so much money on clothes that look trashed. It’s ironic that the hipster, homeless look happens to be very expensive. GET OVER YOURSELVES.

    • thecitysleeps

      Their life is so hard.

    • MoHub

      But would she be arrested for wearing those jeans on the boardwalk in Wildwood, NJ?

    • Kent Roby

      Flashing neon signs would be more subtle than these faux don’t-look-at-ME outfits.

    • charlotte

      He looked so much cuter in “The Boat That Rocked”.

    • CeeQ

      I had a rage-y comment all typed up. I’ll refrain and say instead that I do not care for these two posers. UGH.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      I love her jeans. I am so excited to see the return of the “boyfriend” jean. My curvy self loathes skinny jeans and welcomes cuteness and comfort back among the masses.

      • alyce1213

        I never stopped wearing ‘boyfriend’ jeans. The straight leg and easier, slightly lower waistline are comfortable and suit my body. I don’t like skinny jeans and I don’t like boot cut. I like my jeans straight (rolled up or not), old school style.

        • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

          Oh, I stick to works best on me. Not being a burden to Fashion, I’ve never minded letting an ill flattering trend pass on by.

    • aeb1986

      pshhh. gwennie did it so much better yesterday

    • RebeccaKW

      He looks like a homeless person. Her hat doesn’t fit. As a lover of hats with a head to large for ‘one size fits most,’ there is a reason I don’t wear hats that fit me this way. You look ridiculous.

    • Silly Grrl

      These assholes look like an ad for bad 90s fashion.

    • Beardslee

      While their getup is not my cup of tea, if they dressed like the multimillionaires they are, I’d bet they’d be in for some criticism for that.

      • julnyes

        maybe, but probably not on this site.

    • majorbedhead

      Meh. Although I want to smack anyone who wears a wool cap like that, especially in June.

    • msdamselfly

      geesh! they’re fine as they are

    • susan6

      LATFH. She looks like she smells of patchouli. He looks like he just….smells.

    • Nicoclaws

      I’m so happy I don’t know who they are.

    • lindsmh

      She’s trying so hard that she’s stumbled into costume territory. This *is* a costume, right?
      He… meh. The knit cap is a little much, but otherwise he looks like half the guys walking around the city.

    • deathandthestrawberry

      Never got her appeal. I remember Vanity Fair trying to launch her as an It Girl years ago and I’ve hated her ever since. (Has anyone likeable ever been launched as an It Girl?)

      I hate every single part of her outfit. Douche canoes.

      • lindsmh

        “Douche canoes” may be my new favorite term. It’s so fun to say! Go ahead and say it out loud. “Douche canoes.”

      • LearnedFoot

        I’m so old, I remember when they said Gretchen Mol was the new It Girl back in the 90s!

        • Heather

          I do actually like Gretchen M. She was great as Bettie Page.

    • Introspective

      im bored at their attempt to look bored with life. im way more over it than they are trying to seem. yawns all around.

    • Lesley

      “homeless chic”

    • Aurumgirl

      She looks cleaner than usual. And I don’t even know that man/child she’s with, so I can’t speak for him.

      • Tina Power

        The only thing I know him from is the wonderful movie “Pirate Radio” with Philip Seymour Hoffman and Bill Nighy and he was adorable. I see pictures like this and I wonder if he had a stroke or something.

    • PeggyOC

      He looks like what happens when Robert Patterson completely goes off the rails.

    • formerlyAnon

      Not ugh. Minus the knit hat, very much a cleaned up we’ve-got-money version of what my crowd looked like in many casual moments from late teens through our twenties. I know they’re aging out of the look but it makes more sense to me than some of what we see.

      • conniemd

        That was what I thought. I’m not sure what’s offensive about the clothing. The last two days the weather has been cloudy/rainy and I was cold inside everywhere it was air conditioned, so a jacket was necessary. They look pretty ordinary to me.

    • MikeW_Vegas

      so much douchey-ness in one picture..Words fail me.

    • Miss WKS

      Both dressed like they’re trying to get good deals at the local flea market…except for her pretentious shoulder hanging of the $1,200 purse. And another thing…who the hell would walk around with that bag like that? Wouldn’t any SANE person who just dropped over a grand on a purse at LEAST wear it cross shouldered??

    • Eric Stott

      And here I thought I was sloppy because I’m wearing a moth eaten sweater from Target.

    • julnyes

      his hat is stupid. I don’t really have a problem with the rest of the clothes.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      U R rite. UGH.

    • Tina Power

      They look at a lot people in my neighbourhood where every spare cent goes into that one luxury accessory.

    • quiltrx

      It’s like they had a “dress like a douche” contest, and it came out a tie.

    • MilaXX

      UGH! Hipster hats

    • FeminineLipstique

      Is there a Reality Bites or Empire Records remake that I don’t know about?

    • MzzPants

      What grates is that they are coordinated to the hilt. While the style is fine and plenty popular, people in this style category usually don’t pull out a Pantone set when they get dressed. And honey, that is no thrift store belt. You’re not fooling anyone.

    • Emily Smith

      Is…is his hair like attached to his hat? It looks like one of those beanies with the hair attached, like those jamaican ones with the dreadlocks for halloween? Ew.

    • unbornfawn

      They are too color coordinated to have done anything but thought long and hard about how they look. You can smell the pretense.

    • sekushinonyanko

      Those are some of the most impressively unflattering pants I’ve ever seen not for sale at Walmart.

    • Leah Elzinga

      oh ffs. quit. Being a celebrity does NOT exempt you from the “if you were old enough to wear it the first time around, you’re too old to wear it a second time” rule. Sienna, we are the same age. We grew up on grunge. Wearing this crap AGAIN is NOT cute. Stop.

    • http://robot-heart.tumblr.com heartbot

      If the waist on Sienna’s jeans were a bit higher, they’d look like my mom’s jeans from the mid-90s.

    • SewingSiren

      Too kool for skool.

    • Latin Buddy

      I will NEVER forgive Sienna for 1) fooling Anna Wintour into believing she is a fashionist and 2) being the reason Grace Coddington’s amazing pictures were even questioned.

    • Bexxx

      “Noted Bohemian couple”

    • marlie

      They’re trying way too hard, and they’re not even looking cute doing it.

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      Wasn’t Sienna a style icon about 5 minutes ago? What happened?

    • clairellis

      When I can see your areolea you fucking loose.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      I couldn’t even figure out who there were at first? Just random dirty people out for a walk. ugh is right.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Ugh and ew.

    • somebody blonde

      Who are these people? Why do I care about their pretension?

      Okay, I’ll admit that I know who Sienna Miller is. I’m still not sure why she’s famous, however.

    • TSkot

      No, not right. They look fine.

    • gubblebumm

      Wardrobes prob cost my mortage payment but they look “thrift store lite”

    • demidaemon

      He’s cute, in a grungy sort of way. UGH on the Miller, though.

    • Contralto

      OY with the knit hats. Good God, what an awful look. It isn’t snowing. Just stop.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      I wish I could wear boyfriend-oversize jeans without looking heavy and dumpy. Damn my big butt and short legs.

    • akprincess72

      I can smell the pretention from here…

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      They have the hipster look down pat, but I like her ironically expensive purse.

    • librarygrrl64

      Ridiculous.

    • PrunellaV

      “Oh, honey, let’s go slumming dressed as homeless people!”

    • Noelle

      It’s the hats. If they didn’t have the hats, they’d look just fine in a casual way of schlumping around town. The hats (and maybe her purse) just tip it over the edge into obnoxious territory for me.

    • amanda lynn

      oh, good. i was supposed to have a sour expression on my face while looking at them.