Miley Cyrus in NYC

Posted on June 26, 2013

Oh god, we’re so confused.


Miley Cyrus leaves ‘Good Morning America’ studios in New York City.

Are we supposed to laugh at her fuzzy cashmere diaper? Applaud and yell out Huzzahs and Bravas? Wag our finger sternly and tell her to stop dressing like a … like a … a fuzzy DIAPER PROSTITUTE? Or something?

See, this is when it’s tough being a gay uncle. Sometimes the gay and the uncle part war with each other.

Okay, you know what? We’re gonna take a stand here. Bitchy gay wins out over fabu-gay and uncle-gay. Girl, you look fucking RIDIC. You look like an 80-year-old socialite with dementia. In case it’s not clear, that’s NOT a compliment.



[Photo Credit: Colin MacFarlane/]

    • AnneNotHathaway

      Is this some belated, epic diss on Al Roker?

    • lizlemonglasses


      • Kristin McNamara

        Well played.

    • lobsterlen

      HA! You read my mind. I believe the Uncles were overwhelmed by this outfit. My vote angora which for some unknown reason is worse than cashmere.

    • Annarosa

      a smashed cat or a poor little bunny?

      • ConnieBV

        I don’t even want to think about what it must smell like.

    • Emily Dagger

      I would almost support the bunny bloomers if she wore them with a different top. Like some jokey prudish high neck, pussy bow blouse in a polkadot pattern, just to offset the fact that she’s wearing drawers made of Thumper.

      • ampg

        Meanwhile, I’d support the top and boots if she’d picked something other than angora diapers to wear with them.

      • demidaemon

        I can’t get behind this in any way because of the venue. If she was going out to a club, maybe I could give her a pass. But a morning talk show appearance? Hell no!

    • Marguerite

      LMAO!!! Well said.

    • Barbara Thomas

      Why is she holding up her hands like that? Did she get a manicure during her GMA segment?

      • BarniClaw

        I think she’s using them for balance. I mean, shit, those heels are wee needles! And they have to hold up all that pretension!

        • marlie

          She really does look like she can *barely* walk in those heels.

        • Targettaste

          “Hold up all that pretension.” Thanks for that.

      • MoHub

        I suspect her nails aren’t dry yet.

      • Ginny Ellsworth

        I think they are forcing her out of the building before her style sensibilities spread.

    • jelenawoehr

      Well, SOMEONE slayed it. They then skinned it, sewed it into a diaper, and Miley wore it. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Rihanna, but it could have been the woodsman from Snow White.

      • Ash

        Nah, he was busy stalking and killing young women, over at the Beeb. This is probably the work of Garret Jacob Hobbs.

    • Boobs Radley

      I dunno. I certainly wore stupid shit when I was 19. It’s not so bad.

    • savicevic

      She really wants to be Rihanna.

      • Lesley

        i doubt even rihanna would attempt to rock this. major FAILLLL

        • annabelle archer

          oh yes she would. never underestimate. never.

          • Lesley

            touché… those boots and top scream rihanna. it’s the furry granny panties throwing me off big time.

          • Little_Olive

            Madonna also could. With fishnets.

    • IrmaLaDuce

      DIAPER PROSTITUTE heh. Maybe she’s got a date with David Vitter.

    • Diego!

      She needs to be sent to rehab ASAP!!! This is screaming WHORE all over!

    • Meg0GayGuys6

      This take the Stankboot to a whole new level.

      • Ginny Ellsworth

        I’m thinking Stankpanties as well. Angora in the summer?

    •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Congratulations, you’re skinny and we’re all talking about you. Now PUT IT AWAY.

    • JMB_edits

      on stilts!

    • hmariec19


      • Eric Stott

        The smile is the only nice part – her makeup is nice.

      • zenobar

        When I first read your comment I thought it said, “you look like a *MORMON*” which was very confusing since I’m pretty sure these pants are not Mormon in nature.

    • annabelle archer

      They say there is no such thing as bad publicity. They are wrong.

      • TheAmericaness

        I think he fuzzypants are actually in direct opposition with the message of her shirt. Bad publicity.

    • Diego!

      Actually it looks like a cheap pharmacy cotton. It’s really ugly!

    • alexandra116

      It looks like her crotch is in soft focus

      • How to Faint

        Better soft focus than botox. It’s Barbara Walters’ favorite trick.

    • Diego!

      I forgot to mention… how come nobody is mentioning her street-hooker nails? OMG… Honey, quit taking any more drugs. Legal and illegal. And alcohol. STOP:

      • Rand Ortega

        She just stated she smokes more weed than Snoop. She should change her name to Captain Obvious.

        • Diego!

          Then she must stop smoking pot. Clearly is not good for her… or for anybody!

          • Rand Ortega

            LOL! She’s becoming a public health hazard.

        • annabelle archer

          What fucking kind of weed is she smoking? I’ve been around that block, poor snack decisions? Sure. Poor pants decisions? Not so much.

          • Diego!

            hahahahaha It’s great to see you back at your sweet home (???) hahaha xD

            I think Miley is desperetaly seeking for attention. Doesn’t she know we got tired of Lindsay Lohan when she made exactly the same but some years ago? These starlets…

            • annabelle archer

              Great to be back? Damnit, did I get to go somewhere and I missed it???
              Desperate is exactly it. There is so much TRY HARD there it is taking her cool quotient way down. She needs to be the taught the arts of editing and mystique.

            • Ginny Ellsworth

              I forgot to tell you, but I saw you at Disney World last week. Somewhere near the Flying Carpet ride. 😉

            • sekushinonyanko

              Technically we didn’t get tired of Lindsay Lohan dressing like a bewildered hooker, we got tired of Lindsay Lohan getting coked out and running people over.

        • Little_Olive

          If she is, I want to know what the heck she is doing with the munchies.

          In any case, this doesn’t feel like a pot outfit to me.

          • Rand Ortega

            Dancing them off, I suppose. Truth be told, I’ve only been high once, but my friends who smoke on more than 1 occasion, do conjure some pretty interesting ensembles.

          • sekushinonyanko

            The munchies only make you fat if you eat when you have the munchies. If you get the munchies and just keep getting higher until you pass out…problem solved!

    • Rand Ortega

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “FLUFFY HO” should be the title of her next album. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • AmeliaEve

      Ed Wood’s angora briefs.

      • MoHub

        Oh, yes!

      • Ginny Ellsworth

        Ohhhh, I wonder if Johnny Depp has a pair of these panties in his closet to go with the cardigans!

    • Latin Buddy

      I don’t know…as a gay 27 yr old man, I LOVE those boots.

      • eowyn_of_rohan

        Honestly, as a 32-year-old bi woman, I love them too. But the rabbit britches have to go.

      • Jessica Freeman

        The boots are fully acceptable. Its the q-tip undies that are the problem.

      • annabelle archer

        The boots are Hawt. Morning talk show appropriate? Only if stopping by on your Walk of Shame.
        I just want to see her mix hooker pieces with classier pieces instead of hooker pieces with sequined gym wear and dead baby animal skins.

        • MikeW_Vegas

          technically this WAS her walk of shame.. she wore a similar outfit with black panties on Jimmy Kimmel last night. she flew cross country over night to do GMA today

      • marlie

        The boots aren’t the problem here.

    • MannahattaMamma

      Why do we still have to see her? In anything, doing anything, going anywhere? Doe she know she’s become a parody of herself?

      • marlie

        Does ANY played-out celeb know that they’re parodies of themselves?

        • demidaemon

          Well, she is releasing a new album soon, and, with this outfit, any memory of Hannah Montana has surely been erased.

    • How to Faint

      And just like that, a thousand Halloween costumes were born.

    • skitzfiggitous

      Those shorts make me feel like my eyes are going unfocused around her pelvic area, like a groin-induced stroke. Is this what it feels like to be an old, white conservative guy?

      • How to Faint

        I’m sorry, what was the question? I can’t get past the glory that is “groin-induced stroke.”

      • Darcy H

        Aaaaaand we have a winner.

    • Sheneve Butler

      I can’t wait til Miley gets out of her Rihanna phase. Only Rihanna can pull off these looks (well, sometimes).

    • Courtenay P

      Ok Miley, we get it. You have a great body. But Rihanna you are not.

    • Ashleigh

      I was leaning towards the “why not?” response…but “80-year-old socialite with dementia” is pretty funny

    • SassyMcFrench

      furry crotch granny-panties in public? gross.

      • marlie

        It’s even better when you say “furry crotch granny-panties” out loud. I dare you all to do it *right now.*

    • Emily Smith

      That would be an atrocity. Too many tribbles would have died for this.

    • Jessica Freeman

      Depends for the 1%. Way to go Miley.

    • Little_Olive

      OMG I don’t know what has come over me, I am loving those ridiculous fuzzy-granny panties :/

      • annabelle archer

        I think it’s safe to assume you have more common and fashion sense than Miley, what would YOU pair them with? I find myself wondering how else they could be deployed. And at very least, should they be considered a fall/winter item? I want to see them somewhere else….

        • Little_Olive

          I guess the reason I like is that she is wearing something that you usually see on the runway/editorials and go “well *that* will work in real life”.

          Fall/winter indeed, to wear around the house with a long-sleeve cotton tee and feel good about myself. It’s that crazy stuff that has but one use occasion, but you want to own nonetheless.

          • annabelle archer

            GLAM comfy pants. I like the way you’re thinking.

        • sekushinonyanko

          I would say fall/winter. You pair them with woolen tights.

          • Ginny Ellsworth

            At the Ice Capades.

    • MilaXX

      I’m gonna say it’s stagewear. I love the crop top and the boots are kinda fierce, but that cashmere diaper is a bit cray. I just can’t hate cause she’s young and having fun. It’s not cute, and it makes me laugh.

    • Trisha26

      Bitch, please…I can’t stop looking at the first & last photos. It’s like she’s on stilts.

    • stubbornthoughts

      She looks like a fucking idiot. She’s *been* looking like a fucking idiot lately.


    • carlaaxtman

      Either probs tickles the nether regions. Maybe its secretly awesome and none of us know for sure. Which could account for her sly smile.

      • Lisa Utter

        I’ll have what she’s having…………

    • Kimmu

      If only she was wearing a white turtleneck and maybe make the boots grey and I would 100% love this. Bitch is crazy and she’s having fun and clearly loves the way she looks. More power to her.

    • Dagney

      I’l be in the minority here, but I think she is pulling it off. The shorts are wacky but I think she looks cute. I love the boots and her hair is fabulous.

      • Agatha Guilluame

        You love the boots? Do you know how hot and humid its been in NYC these past few days. I see those boots and I can only think swamp feet. Yuck.

        • Dagney

          Yes, I love the boots. Like I said, I am in the minority here, but I think she looks fantastic.

        • marlie

          Swamp LEG.

          • Ginny Ellsworth

            Swamp FANNY!

            • demidaemon

              That sounds like it encourages a yeast infection. YUCK.

        • Dagney

          Weather is not an issue. She got dressed in an air-conditioned room. She rode an air-conditioned vehicle to the studio. She walked a few feet from said air-conditioned vehicle to an air-conditined studio.

          • Agatha Guilluame

            Fine. Where’s my mink? Garcòn! Seasonally appropriate clothing is sooo last season.

            You can like the boots all you want but for me it’s right up there with UGGs and short shorts in the summer. No bueno. I mean make a decision. Are you hot or are you cold? And besides all that, it’s not cute, she looks RI-DIC-U-LOUS. She has on furry pampers for god sakes. If you’re not on trend then at least be a trendsetter. I’m just going to say it. She looks like a jackass. You know, to me.

          • sekushinonyanko

            Seasonally appropriate clothing is not a relic I am prepared to leave behind. Just because you CAN wear fur bootie shorts without your vagina bursting into flame or your legs getting frostbitten doesn’t mean you ought to go do that. And it especially doesn’t mean that people shouldn’t laugh at you if you do.

    • Zanna6

      This is what Justin Bieber would look like in drag.

      • formerlyAnon

        Except his legs aren’t that good.

    • pattie capet

      kinky boots!

      she’s pretty and fab, and i have been liking her ’80s punk looks, but as a country girl myself, i have to say, you never know when you’re gonna do something so stupid people will start talking about how you fell off a turnip truck.

    • Eric Stott

      If those shorts were anything but angora – they take it straight from looking possibly ironic to Whore on a Holiday.

    • Janet B

      Killer boots and an extra soft diaper: Oh, gosh, this really is stage wear.

    • AlisonS

      She beat Amanda Bynes to looking like a stripper–In public.

    • Sara Padilla

      STOP STICKING YOUR TONGUE OUT, YOUNG LADY. It isn’t cute, it isn’t funny, it isn’t done.

    • 1carmelita

      Okay, what is wrong with me? The first thought I had when I saw these photos was that those fuzzy panties do not look correct for the summer season. The right thought is that they are not correct for any season.

      I do like her hair.

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    • Lesley

      “oh, she’s just being miley”

    • marlie

      I was literally taken aback by this. It gives a whole new meaning to “scrolldown fug.” Is she trying (and failing) to channel Gaga?

      This is too much for me; I stayed up half the night following the events in Austin, and now my brain has stopped working.

      • RebeccaKW

        When I first saw it, I thought of the Spice Girls.

    • hillmad

      It’s 91 degrees here with 62% humidity! Puhleez!

    • JP

      Also, weather. She’s gonna give herself a yeast infection with those shorts in this heat (an NYC friend of mine describes the current weather as “three-shower-a-day heat”)…plus, thigh-high suede boots in freakin’ June?

      • Paigealicious

        My friend and I call that weather “auto swamp crotch.”

    • crash1212

      My initial response = hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Upon reflection and careful consideration? = hahahahahahahahahaha!

      • Paigealicious

        My friend and I call that weather “auto swamp crotch.”

    • Dominique

      Weird fuzzy shorts aside: I will covet those boots for the rest of my life.

    • Donna Tabor

      She trying to channel Madonna, via Gaga, via Pink.

      How’s that working, so far? Meh.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Somebody should have died for even mentioning the possibility of angora hot pants. Dear lord.

      • Ginny Ellsworth

        The pattern will be showing up tonight on Ravelry.

    • frannyprof

      And she was doing so well, at least fashion-wise…

    • 3boysful

      Yes, but in late June in NY?

      • Paigealicious

        Like I said, if my legs looked like that, I’d probably sleep in those things.

        • Rand Ortega

          Bathe. Swim…

          • Ginny Ellsworth

            Sink. Drown.

          • KateShouldBeWorking

            She’ll be sweating so much it’ll be about the same as bathing.

    • Airkisses

      I kind of love that she looks so crazy. She’s by far one of the most interesting people to look at these days.

      • makeityourself

        Me too. Lighten up, people. She’s just having fun. And with a big smile on her face the entire time. She knows she looks crazy — that’s the fun part.

        • Dagney

          Agreed. Some people down thread seem to be offended that I like her boots…lol. I love that she looks so deliciously smarmy.

      • Virginie

        Yes Yes Yes!

    • carnush

      I hope she gets this out of her system real soon…not much farther to travel on the road to crazytown beyond this number.

    • kittentoes

      My eyebrows just shot up to my hairline and got lost. Think I pulled something.

    • sleah_in_norcal

      looks like she’s tap dancing. i’m getting shades of liza gone mad. love the look on the bodyguard’s face…”i gotta guard this crazy-ass bitch?”

    • Malice Grant

      Unfortunately, it’s all part of her “ratchet” self and her lame and insulting attempt to gain “street cred.” Norman Mailer, meet you millennial race babies.

    • Naomi

      She’s young. She’s distancing herself from her Hannah Montana days. She’s taking advantage of being young, thin, and famous. I support her in all of that. But this. No. The standard you walk past is the standard you accept. And I do not accept this.

    • silaria

      On the other hand… legs! O.o

    • majorbedhead

      First thing that popped into my head: OHMYGODWHATTHEEVERLOVINGFUCK! I’m just gonna stick with that.

    • foodycatAlicia

      The mohair pilcher should not be a thing.

    • tmetz85

      Did she raid the Project Runway reject closet and steal the diaper April made a few seasons ago?

    • Darva Sutra

      Shit. Edina Monsoon is back, working as Miley’s stylist. Or maybe Bubbles styled this? Pure comedy gold.

      • Paigealicious

        It’s so Eddie Monsoon!!!

      • pookiesmom

        I just started watching AbFab and am thrilled to get this reference!

        • demidaemon

          Me too!

      • AnnPopovic

        Bubbles! Spot! On! THAT made me laugh!

    • Ramon Figueroa

      So young. So rich. So talented. So desperate. Diane Arbus would throw the camera at her.

    • Dana WhatTheFrock

      She looks cray but you know what? I am enjoying this iteration of Miley SO MUCH. She amuses me.

    • MzzPants

      My daughter says she looks like she’s wearing a rabbit.

    • TigerLaverada

      Thanks for the laff, Miley!

      She looks like she’s teetering on the brink of disaster in those boots, trying desperately to negotiate the walk to the car — hence, hands out for balance and tongue out for concentration. Bodyguard finally grabbed her arm to help. Or maybe in frustration.

    • A Shiny O’Connor

      I am SO sick of her damn tongue, and ‘The Joker’ make-up. If it weren’t for these two factors, I could handle the Vanilla Ice ‘do.

    • Sara__B

      Surely she could have found something else to go with those boots. I’m not sure what, but not fuzzy granny pants.

    • Anniebet

      Pathetic. Painful. Tacky to the max. Go away, little girl.

    • NOLA_gal

      Is she making those weird faces because her diaper is tickling her *down there*, or is it because she can’t balance on those chopsticks strapped to her feet?

    • Miss WKS

      psssst…how much for 20 minutes?

    • kat89

      Hannah Montana is officially dead and buried and Miley Cyrus is peeing on her grave right now.

      • veleri

        I couldn’t have said it better.

    • bassfemme

      I think a the angora granny panties have had their say. I am SO EFFIN OVER HER HAIR! She’s like her dad circa 1993, except her mullet is party on the top, bootcamp on the bottom. Whoever is in charge of its “maintenance” needs to know how to do a fade.

    • wonderdivaEtsy

      When will her 15 minutes be completed?

    • j_anson

      Yeah, some of her experiments have worked better than I would have expected but… this is not one of them.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Yes she looks ridiculous … ridiculous and fabulous all at the same time IMHO. But who would even make angora hot pants???

    • ThaliaMenninger

      If she ever had it, she’s lost it.

    • bayusc

      80 year old socialite with dementia… So THIS is what Pete Campbell’s mom would be wearing if Mad Men took place today!

    • Coolekat

      I think it’s great! She can pull off anything.

    • nannypoo

      Miley has risen to the top of my rational hate list. She is a desperate, talentless fame whore. Here she looks like a clown. And is she drying her nail polish? What the fuck.

    • Sara Leigh Merrey

      Looks like she can’t walk in those ridiculous boots. You’re right, she just looks ridiculous overall.

    • conniemd

      OMG Miley is the love child of Madonna and Johnny Depp. Who knew?

    • MichelleRafter

      She’s taking a stroll down Gaga Lane & it ain’t working.

    • Emily

      Fair enough but in every picture it appears that she is trying to balance and cannot walk in them. Fail.

      • wisdomy

        I was thinking the exact same thing. If I had the legs for those I might wear ’em, but perhaps I’d practice a bit before wearing them in public. She looks like she’s gonna faceplant any second.

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros

      she doesn’t have the lips for that lipstick shade. Her mouth looks big in an awful way, clownish… Also, i hate everything in her latest video… The’s trying so hard to be the next great thing in pop and taking advantage of the absence of the gagas and the perrrys and also the minajs,

    • CatherineRhodes

      Remember when Miley was held up as one of the child stars who was “normal” and well-adjusted?

    • Elizabeth

      Wow, I have never seen a crack sweater, and I may never be able to scrub this one from my memory.

      • Elizabeth

        Forget camel toe, I guess this is rabbit’s foot.

    • LambeeBaby

      I’m embarrassed for her.

      • AnnPopovic

        It’s good someone is. ‘Cause she isn’t. Poor thing. Most of us look back on our 20s with a bit of a ‘Ohgoodgrief, really?’ but she (if she makes it to 30) is rackin’ up material that can only be faced with LARGE doses of anti-depressants. And that’s scary.

    • Redlanta

      The most fabulous critique ever!!!

    • demidaemon

      WTH? I mean, really, is she on drugs or did she forget her meds? It’s hard to tell sometimes.

    • kerryev

      You wouldn’t believe how perfect the scroll-down surprise was on my screen. Open tab, “Huh, that awful sequined sweatshirt might be a cropped awful sequined sweatshirt,” move mouse slightly and OhGoodHeavens.

    • Kristin McNamara

      I just don’t get why, in this day and age, a young woman like herself would be interested in introducing fur into that particular region of her body. The current (for decades now) nether-grooming trend is the exact opposite…

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    • MartyBellerMask

      Dammit, I was just starting to like her.

    • Sushy Gooroo

      Someone should tell her that you wear kidney warmers UNDER the pants.

    • Cz

      FYI You got a shout out on People Mag’s feature on Miley’s pantslessness. :)

    • veleri

      OH GOD.

      I mean, I usually tend not to be too hard on Miley. I guess she is trying to create a persona, to impersonate a character which is completely different from the disney star she was “branded”. However, I do feel that she has been trying to much recently. Maybe she should ask Riri for advice, I mean: A FUZZY CROTCH? What would Micheal Kors say?

    • Vainte

      Love It. She literally made me laugh out loud, and right now I’m in a better mood thanks to furry shorts, so thanks Miley.

      I’m enjoying her journey, I never know where it’s going but It’s not spiraling in the wrong direction so that’s good enough.

    • formerlyAnon

      Ahh, she’s 20. I give her a pass.

      And hope she’s doing some kind of [unpaid, personal or] professional work, because crazy style goes over so much better over time if the wearer’s viewpoint is anchored in a discernible point of view.

    • Aaminah Khan

      Yeah, all I can think of here is how much I really, really want those boots.

    • MaggieMae

      Oh Miley!

      She’s getting media attention as she is breaking out a new look and new album. But, I’m not digging the hip-hop slutty stage wear direction this is taking. Oddly, it’s not the boots and the furry Granny pants I object to most. It’s in combination with the red clown mouth, red nails, awful sequined crop top, and tacky gold jewelry.

    • Ceece

      I thought the same thing. I thought, “Are those Angora shorts?” She must have left fuzz all over that chair. Just saying.

    • Kent Roby

      1) SIsta’s got some serious Joker face going on, and 2) Her teetering on those heels makes Nik Wallenda’s Grand Canyon stunt look like a cake walk.

    • Tracy_Flick

      Ah, the Taylor Momsen act. “I’m NOT PRIVILEGED WHITE GIRL! I’m totally punk. Totally.” It’s not just ugly fashion, it’s tone-deaf and silly.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      Where in blue fuck does she think she is?

    • bd73

      she’s having a lot of fun with this whole “trash my child star image” parade. jessica biehl didn’t have nearly this much, but then she was pre-rihanna and didn’t have a hepcat blueprint to follow.

    • AnnPopovic

      I’m waiting for the TMZ article that reads, “Miley Cyrus trips in high heels, severs tongue”. I thought maybe it was a new piercing, but no, no, she’s just always got it flopping around outside her mouth.

    • Lola Channing

      Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were–Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter

    • Kim Pham

      She’s trying to work the look that Kpop stars have perfected with their highwaisted short shorts! The only problem here is that she’s covering up her legs with those massive thigh high stiletto boots. Those shorts are supposed to make your legs look longer when styled correctly. Also, her MV is American Apparel sexual that leaves you with an impression that you just saw something really weird and wrong.

    • librarygrrl64

      Insane, and not in a good way.