Messrs. Crane, Rizzo, Ginsberg and Cosgrove request the presence of your company for tonight’s Mad Men finale. Dress for knife-throwing and panty checks.
This is IT, you guys! The Season Six finale!
It all comes to a head tonight as Rizzo and Ginsberg SNAP after seeing Peggy in flagrante on the conference room table with Ted (and a bowl of oranges) and go on a killing spree all over Manhattan, culminating on the Draper penthouse balcony where they will throw Sally, Betty, Megan and Sylvia one by one off the balcony, all in full view of a Don who is crippled and unable to act because prostitution. Not to worry, CIA Agents Bob Benson and Roman Polanski swing in to save a weeping Don from death, only to have Bert Cooper arrive on the scene at the last second to let them know they’ve all been dead all along.
Also: Sharon Tate’s nipple makes a special guest appearance.