Jolie and Pitt at ‘World War Z’ Premiere

Posted on June 03, 2013

Jesus Pitt Superstar and Saint Angelina have floated to earth once again, to bless the masses.

 

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the World Premiere of ‘World War Z’ in London, England. Angelina is wearing a Saint Laurent gown.

Aw, we can’t. She’s been through a whole hell of a lot lately and handled it admirably and thoughtfully. The dress is boring but that’s the best hair and makeup we’ve seen on her in a while. She’s one of the few ladystars who never get yelled at by us for eschewing jewelry. She knows she can rest on that face. And she’s right.

As for Jesus Pitt Superstar, he’s cleaned up and mostly wrinkle-free. He doesn’t look like he just woke up in those clothes ten minutes before. We’ll call that a win this time.

But he’s really committed to that hair, isn’t he? Anything we can do about that, kittens? Is there a Kickstarter or something? It’s just not to our liking. It doesn’t take him so much to a “romance novel cover” place as it does to a “hillbilly” place, y’know?

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      “Jesus Pitt Superstar” ?!?!? I pledge my undying love to you TLo. Undying.
      And I’m with you, they get a pass this week, and nothing here is offensive anyway, boring isn’t criminal.

      • drdarke

        Somebody needs to cast Pitt as a Marine, so he’ll have to shave his head – that should break the cycle!

    • frederieke

      I think I would like the hair if he tied it back.

      • AnneElliot

        I think I’d like the hair if he WASHED IT. Seriously, he always looks grubby. Eventually he has to stop relying on HIS face.

        • SRQkitten

          Washing it would be a huge first step, then maybe a bit of a trim. Get it, he likes the long hair but is there some reason not to put a little effort in?

        • Allison Drury

          I swear he is transforming into middle-aged Val Kilmer. I see remnants of hot-guy deep below, but for whatever reason he is married to this cheesy aging WWE wrestler look which has zero sex appeal. Let’s pretend he put in a few highlights, shaved his head like drdarke suggested above, and was sporting a suit. All better.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      In our dear J Brad Superstar’s case, he is simply one of those men who is not well served by longer hair. It just adds nothing to his appearance. St. Angie? it is a shame the hem of her dress got so dusty, so fast.

      • Nicholas

        I think it’s possible he can rock it, it’s just that we haven’t really see him do it in a way that isn’t completely half-assed.

        • ConnieBV

          I think this hair as it gets longer is more Interview with a Vampire than LotF. Still, I wonder if he rocks the long-haired manlook for Shiloh’s sake, since she is so male-gendered in her dress. Maybe it’s a teaching point, than gender is a construct. At least I hope so.

      • Cz

        It served him well during an extremely short specific period that I can recall: Legends of the Fall. I had the poster in my room. I would’ve preferred it on my ceiling. After that, forget it.

        • RebeccaKW

          Also, he was clean shaven and young. It worked. (not dissing his age. But some looks just don’t work on some people past a certain age)

          Legends of the Fall hair was a fleeting moment, one that can’t be recaptured. Please give it up, Brad, you are just ruining the memory.

    • TheAmericaness

      Very sweet. What can one say?

      Cut the hair Brad. For all of us.

      • 3boysful

        And find some shampoo.

        • Kent Roby

          He need not look far; he should use some of Angie’s hair products. Her hair is ready for a slow-mo flip in a Pantene commercial.

      • cowper

        And please no Chanel ads in the meantime. It’s too confusing to see Brad Pitt trying to look like John Tesh AND trying to sell perfume.

    • Frank_821

      Yes her dress is safe but it’s not a caftan or some straight up grecian gown. The bodice at least has some visual interest

      • CT14

        Yes! It’s black, but it’s a good black dress for her.

    • Rand Ortega

      Dear Brad Pitt: Please trim your edges, dye your gorgeous if way too long hair a single color & I will love you forever.
      PS: Your lady is my absolute hero. She’s on her own terms in a business which makes that a reason for destruction.

      • Nicholas

        Pitt could probably earn a trillion dollars by doing a shampoo commercial showing a Before and After example.

        • Rand Ortega

          He should do it for charity. I’d pledge at least a grand to see that.

          • Guest

            THAT’S the answer; charity! His fellow New Orleanian Saints punter Thomas Morestead recently shaved his beautiful long hair for childrens’ cancer; I wish he had gotten uber-humanitarian Pitt to join him.

            • Rand Ortega

              Nothing like a pointless petition to move things forward! ; )

    • Britney

      I am actually a fan of the hair… except that I wish he would fucking wash it? Sure he isn’t wrinkled, but his scalp looks like he rubbed bacon grease in it for an hour.

    • NC_Meg

      She looks gorgeous. I really like the dress. His hair, though. HIS HAIR. He’s veering into Billy Ray Cyrus territory.

      • MemHey

        Immediately thought BRC.

    • MilaXX

      Middle aged Brad does nothing for me. Angie looks like Angie. While I do admire her choices in taking charge of her health, I never see the raving beauty so many seem to see. All I see is average white chick. She looks clean and her clothes fit.
      The End.

      • somebody blonde

        Angie is one of those people whose beauty is selectively appreciated. As in, many people either think she looks weird or just don’t see it, but those of us who think she’s beautiful think she’s one of the most beautiful people in the world. My boyfriend thinks she’s weird looking, whereas she’s pretty much as good as it gets as far as I’m concerned. It’s a strange phenomenon.

        • MilaXX

          I don’t think she’s weird looking. I just always feel like the Emperor’s New clothes when people start talking about this insane beauty, cause I just do not see anything more than average.

          • somebody blonde

            It’s the lips, really. If you don’t appreciate her lips, then it’s never going to make sense. The rest of her face is no more amazing than any other very attractive person (as in, she has the correct proportions and high cheekbones and all that), but her lips are so big and luscious compared to pretty much anyone else. For me, it’s actually more obvious in her movies than it ever is in pictures.

            • MilaXX

              Yeah, Most people I know have full lips. Just never gonna get this one because I don’t think she’s anything more than a mediocre actress.

            • Cz

              She was really good in GIa, Foxfire and Girl, Interrupted. The rest of her work is mostly a miss for me.

              That said, she was my first girl-crush.

            • MilaXX

              I never saw Foxfire, but I agree she was good in Gia & Girl Interrupted. However those characters were so close to how she lived back then, I’m not sure if it was really that much of a stretch for her.

            • somebody blonde

              I loved her in A Mighty Heart and Changeling. Of course, I don’t think too many people saw her in those, and I also haven’t seen any of her “blockbusters” except for Salt, so maybe my opinion is skewed because I’ve only seen her in really dramatic roles…

            • MilaXX

              I saw a bit of Changeling on cable, wasn’t impressed. Changed the channel. I guess at this point I should just say, it’s not her, it’s me. Just don’t get the hype.

            • Cz

              I don’t really know how she lived back then short of what was said in the media. Just saying independent of her personal life, her portrayal of those roles were pretty amazing.

              And a lot of well-admired actors take roles that reflect their personal life, so not sure if that’s a gauge of a person’s ability to be a good actor or not.

              Also, not trying to convince you otherwise to like her. Maybe the hype doesn’t fit the skill level, but that’s par for the course for Hollywood, I think. I mean, it gave Gwyneth Paltrow an Oscar over Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench. Gawd. Travesty.

            • Little_Olive

              Ugh, “Girl…” is where Winona really shone for me. Angie’s character was so obvious it was easy. No depth.

            • Cz

              Angie’s character was as the book portrayed it, but she added a vulnerability to it rather than just play it straight manic-schizo.

              That said, I was rooting for Winona’s comeback, too, from that movie. (Sigh, Reality Bites.) Girl just doesn’t know how to manager her career. She needs a publicist.

            • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

              I love full lips. Hers are too big IMO.

              I’d be more impressed if she’d kept her mastectomy a private matter. Having said that, I can’t get too serious about how people behave under extreme conditions. Maybe she was terrified and this was her way to get support.

            • filmcricket

              Well part of why she publicized it was to point out that it’s a route that a lot of women can’t take: unless you’ve got good health insurance, or live in a country with excessively good state health care, preventative mastectomies (and especially the reconstructive surgery) are bloody expensive. She thinks it oughtn’t to be, and she’s right.

              Also, had she not mentioned anything and then appeared in public with new breasts, the tabloids would have been all over it. So there’s that aspect to it as well. Might as well be up front about it.

            • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

              Maybe I’m naive. I don’t want to insult anyone who has had breast cancer, but I’m thinking that her reconstructive surgery might look pretty good. Maybe she can wear a bathing suit, but not go nude in front of the camera. I’ll admit to not having a great opinion of her. I think she likes to draw attention to herself. I might see a negative in just about anything that she does. I’m just admitting my prejudice.

            • capybara_cafe

              So many women (including my aunt) have had this surgery, and their self esteem plummets afterward. Look at the society we live in; you need to be young, beautiful, and desirable, right? Then what is a woman with no breasts? MANY women feel that they are less of a woman after a mastectomy,whether they can afford reconstruction or not.
              Having a public figure to look to will help many women normalize this in their own minds. I don’t think she went public for accolades, I think she did it in the vein of “if it helps one other person”, which I think it will.

            • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

              I understand what other woman might go through. I haven’t had a mastectomy but I was in an accident that “disfigured” me in other ways that have made me deeply self-conscious. These are more obvious without clothes so I get that. I hope she felt like helping other women. When I read how St. Brad was by her side, I want to puke. That’s what a husband does–or a good husband anyway. I do think she went public for accolades. But then again, maybe she was so freaked out that public accolades help her get through the trauma of the surgeries.

            • filmcricket

              I’m sorry to hear about your accident, that’s terrible. And no, I wasn’t implying that Angie’s boob job looks ~bad, or would look bad. Just new. When the press (and sites like this, let’s be fair) spend huge amounts of time studying the minutiae of people’s appearances, something like a new rack is going to be noticed. Look how many people thought Jennifer Aniston got implants when she put on a few pounds. This is in part her way of getting ahead of those rumours: Yeah, I did it, and here’s why.

              I agree with you that the focus on Brad is gross, though. Who cares what he thinks? He presumably wants the woman he loves to have a better chance of living with him longer, and in any case, it’s her body. Maybe it’s because I’m not married, but as far as I’m concerned, his opinion is nearly irrelevant.

            • Glammie

              I can’t agree with you. Her new foobs would have been noticed no matter what and the issue is a serious one. I think she handled it well–she had the NY Op-ed and that was that in that she chose not to give interviews or have some big People cover about it.

            • Mona_Visa

              She was on the cover of Time.

          • Little_Olive

            Like x 1000. Or actually no, I don’t know about average, but I feel she uses her apparent unreachability as a source of beauty (the “Saint Angie” effect).

            Also, I hate it that people forget she HAS had plastic surgery.

            • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

              I’m not her fan, but what plastic surgery? I never went for the Saint Angie effect but plenty of people see this couple as royalty.

            • Little_Olive

              Nose refining, lip (yes) correcting. They used to be bigger but kind of untamable.

        • filmcricket

          I’ve always considered Angie “striking” rather than beautiful. I don’t consider her face to be the epitome of aesthetic pleasure, but you absolutely can’t look away from it. She doesn’t look like anyone else (Edit: except her dad!), and she’s got that elusive quality of “star power” that can’t be quantified or controlled, despite Hollywood’s unceasing efforts to do so.

          • somebody blonde

            Yeah, I guess I’m not much for “blandly pretty.” There are a lot of blonde, blue-eyed actresses with little button noses in Hollywood, and I honestly can’t tell them apart. I prefer someone who looks has a striking difference from the others, you know?

            • formerlyAnon

              Exactly.

        • formerlyAnon

          I think she’s insanely attractive without being more than somewhat-above-average-pretty. I am a sucker for particular patterns of strong facial bone structure.

      • Fordzo

        I feel exactly the same way. I’ve never understood her draw. I really think most of it has to do with her hyper-sexual, mildly incestuous behavior back in the day. If she hadn’t worn Billy Bob’s blood around her neck and dry humped her brother, would we even be talking about her now?

        • Rand Ortega

          AHAHAHAHAH! Dry humped her brother!

        • nannypoo

          Remember the kiss, with tongue, with her brother? Ick.

          • Fordzo

            Exactly. I feel like THAT will be her legacy. Despite anything good she has done since then, she’ll be remembered for that kiss. And for stealing Jen Aniston’s husband (said with tongue in cheek, as I don’t think a husband can actually be stolen).

            • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

              She seems to do a lot to get attention. Her style is boring, almost always the same. Black dress. Plain hair.

              I would be more impressed if she could co-star in a chick flick and demonstrate some love for other females. I’d love to see her as someone compassionate for her other women on a personal level.

            • Fordzo

              I never thought of that. Has she EVER done a chick flick? I wonder if she has any friends (I don’t say that in a catty way, I’m being genuine)? You never see her out unless she’s with Brad or the kids.

            • eowyn_of_rohan

              I’d rather see her do things for other females through humanitarian efforts and the like than a chick flick, but maybe that’s just because I hate that genre. I find it refreshing to see a very successful actress who hasn’t gone that route, because they are few and far between.

            • zenobar

              Agreed. I fucking hate chick flicks.

            • Fordzo

              Even ‘Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion’?

            • zenobar

              Great question. Hmmm…I guess I don’t see that as a chick flick, so much as a comedy. When I think “chick flick” I think about manipulative, formulaic, over-scored weepers with “America’s Sweetheart”-types in the leading roles.

            • Little_Olive

              I know this is not the blog for it, but I have to say: How ironic is it that they are called “chick-flicks”! They portray women as men-hungry and the usual “hero” is a putz who does one thing right at the last second and therefore deserves all her love. Note that I say this while not considering myself a feminist (in the traditional sense).

            • zenobar

              Couldn’t have said it better myself!

            • RebeccaKW

              Which is exactly why I don’t like ‘chick-flicks.’

            • marlie

              Where the whole purpose of the storyline is for the girl to get the guy in the end (or sometimes, for the guy to get the girl). Either way, everyone lives “happily ever after.”

            • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

              In Angie’s defense (and she’s way at the top of my irrational celebrity hate list), she does a LOT of humanitarian work, particularly in the area of refugees and displaced people. Maybe not women-specific, but important, nonetheless.

            • http://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid Aaminah Khan

              She actually does some woman-specific stuff, like campaigning to end warzone rape, and now raising breast cancer awareness. She was also a huge supporter of Malala Yousufzai.

            • zenobar

              Exactly. Love or hate her (and she does seem to have a polarizing effect), Angelina Jolie is one of the few top-tier celebrities who seems to put her money where her mouth is; while she no doubt enjoys the more luxurious perks of stardom, she really does work on behalf of people who have lives so difficult, we lucky bastards can’t even begin to wrap our heads around them. She’s out there doing something about it. And she has a huge family that she appears to absolutely dote on – I’m sure she has more help than many of us do, but she is always seen actively engaging with her kids and letting them each be their own awesome little selves. St. Angie is one busy bitch.

            • http://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid Aaminah Khan

              I unashamedly love her. She’s one of my heroes. She comports herself with class, grace and dignity and throws herself into worthy, often overlooked causes (the aforementioned campaign to end warzone rape being one of them). I work in refugee support, and she’s one of my inspirations on the days when I feel like it’s just all too much.

            • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

              I used the wrong term when I said “chick flicks.” I was referring to movies with predominantly women as cast members, like Steel Magnolias or even Thelma and Louise. I love Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion and I’m a huge Bridesmaids fan. I don’t like movies with stupid women who aren’t funny. Anyway, I was thinking about movies with a strong connection between women or among women. It would be interesting to see her in an ensemble of any kind, as long as more than one woman was included. Let’s take Julia Roberts, for instance, who is a different kind of star (maybe over-rated, I don’t know) but she loves her girl friends. She can carry a movie as the only female as in Eat Pray Love or she can connect with others as in Mona Lisa Smile. Julia is usually the center sole female. She gets top billing but she can work with other women and she can share the spotlight and she shows much empathy for females. As I’ve said, I’ve only seen a couple Angelina films, so I’m not sure about all her movies. I’m going by media coverage and film previews.

            • eowyn_of_rohan

              Two things: I’m not a Jolie fan, I’m neutral on her. And I think it’s a big extrapolation to say someone’s personality can be gleaned from what genres they act in. (i.e. Ian McKellen is actually neither mutant nor wizard!) Frankly I kind of think we’re both expending too much energy on this discussion, especially since she’s not my favorite actress at all, so I’ll sign off on this topic for now.

            • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

              I’ll agree. Anything that is said about a celebrity’s personality is all speculation. Maybe my irritation isn’t so much with Jolie but with fans that love to treat celebs like royalty. My comment about movies wasn’t about genre; it was about sharing with women and feeling a sisterhood with other women, a connection. It would be interesting to see her in a movie where she shows empathy and connection towards a friend or sister. I can’t picture that.

            • twocee

              Wait…are you saying that Sir Ian is actually HUMAN?? Well that’s disappointing. ;-)

              As to the other, I agree.

        • Nicholas

          I think part of her mythos is managing to go into batshit-crazy-celebrity territory and making it back to planet Earth again as an all-around great person.

          To her defence, her dad seems legit mental, so it must have been tough growing up for her.

      • Coolekat

        My son saw them up close at an NYC party and said Angie is gorgeous in person.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

        I’m with you. I think she’s pretty, certainly, but not “ohmigodshessoamazing!!” beautiful.

      • Darren Nesbitt

        Average? Every boy, man and some women have lusted after those LIPS for years. She has the best lips of ANY RACE (even mine lol). Those lips could sink a thousand ships and sell millions of movie tickets.

        • MilaXX

          Sorry, don’t see it

          • somebody blonde

            Yeah, it’s definitely something that some people go for and some don’t. I love them, my boyfriend doesn’t get it. But then again, I don’t understand his thing for all-American Barbie types like Kristen Bell, so to each his/her own.

            • MilaXX

              Oh I like full lips, I just don’t think hers are that special.

        • Fordzo

          I think Rosario Dawson has much prettier lips. Eva Mendes, too. Angie’s lips always look chapped. (From kissing Brad too much, I’ll guess.)

          Plus, Eva has been pressing her lips against Ryan Gosling’s lately, so if I had to choose, I’d want her lips.

      • melisaurus

        He makes me think of my dad.

    • Spicytomato1

      It must be surreal for Angie, knowing that each and every set of eyes is most likely looking at her bust. I think this is the best she’s looked in a long time, her hair is just beautiful.

      As for Brad, meh. I think the attire is a bit too casual compared to her gown, and slightly ill fitting. But he’s definitely looked worse.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

        About Brad – I thought the same thing. They’re certainly not dressed like they’re at the same event.

    • Carrieanno

      Angie for the win. All the way, unreservedly.

    • MarTeaNi

      Fuck it, I don’t actually hate Brad’s hair, just the style. It’s sort of unwashed and uneven, it could use a little love and conditioner. Look, Bradon Catallano, I know you’re into it and can understand why, just give it a rinse before you walk out the door and maybe pull it back once in a while.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

      The dress at least has a couple of design-y elements to add interest. Would have been better in a colour of course.

    • majorbedhead

      She looks better than I’ve seen her look in a long time. He looks like he should be cooking up meth in the back of an abandoned fan.

    • http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

      I think this is the best she’s looked in a while, but honestly, I think I’m digging it just because she has a smile on her face instead of a scowl. I sound like my bubby when I say this but it’s amazing how much a smile can do.

      • Glammie

        She looks a bit less gaunt and more relaxed–but, hell, I expect the whole breast cancer thing has been a huge weight on her for years.

    • StellaZafella

      I love them both…it’s that simple for me.
      They are both talented, articulate and they carry fame with the nonchalance of those who know they’re famous but don’t define their every move with it.

    • lexilexi

      I don’t know what it is. I find him irresistible. I think it’s the way he looks at her… I don’t mind his hair one bit…. or his devil-may-care clothes. On the other hand, I have never found her particularly gorgeous… but I admire them both.

    • e jerry powell

      A little styling product and a blow dryer could help Braddy a tiny bit.

      I know I shouldn’t, but when was the last time Jolie did something other than black on the red carpet?

      • OrigamiRose

        I think it was the Jesus-like frock in brown three or so months back (it was covered here but I don’t believe links are kosher).

        • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

          Links are ok, I think, but they have to be approved.

          • OrigamiRose

            Gracias! I will see if I can find the entry I am thinking of :)

      • OrigamiRose

        Found it. Not 100% free of black but still… (TLo, hope linking back to you is okey dokey):

        http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2013/04/angelina-jolie-in-saint-laurent.html

    • Fordzo

      I mean this as both a compliment and an insult: they are perfect for each other.

    • sagecreek

      They deserve each other.

    • Nicholas

      Jolie is, like, fifty-billion leagues above Pitt.

      • lexilexi

        That’s so funny. I think exactly the opposite!!

    • M. H. Leader

      Doesn’t he realize he always looks like he needs a good carbolic shampoo? And that beard–adds 15 years to his age. I don’t know what look he’s going for…but it’s the wrong one.

      • OrigamiRose

        Agreed. Redford has, what, thirty years on Brad but still seems youthful because he grooms himself properly. Brad continues to cultivate a profile that suggests he spends nights sleeping beneath a bridge.

        • Qitkat

          What a delightful, slightly subversive way to describe Mr. JP Superstar. Too funny. And I like him.

    • Jennifer Ford

      I dig the hair. He’s kind of Thor’s cool older other brother who isn’t a crazy despotic warmonger and just sort of hangs around Valhalla with all the other background characters.

    • http://litbrit.blogspot.com/ Deborah Newell Tornello

      I love Brad’s hair long, but I agree: a shampoo and light trim, please! Remember him in Legends of the Fall? Now *that* was some beautiful, flowing, Harlequin-romance-cover hair. *sigh*

    • Amy Wilson

      Strangely enough, this is the first time that I haven’t been completely turned off by his hair and I am generally not into long hair on guys. I am sort of into it suddenly. And when it comes to Angelina, she is my one true girl crush forever and ever.

    • EdithP

      Why can we see his fly in the 6th & 8th photo? At first I thought it was an exposed zipper.

      • Fordzo

        It looks like it was glued shut. I’m not even going to speculate…

      • random_poster

        I was wondering the same thing.

    • Fordzo

      I really think that Brad and Tom Cruise both need to move past what made them “hot” 10-15 years ago. They both seem to cling to looks/behaviors that no longer seem interesting.

    • ashtangajunkie

      Ah, she’s so absolutely gorgeous. He might be good-looking too, but his hair distracts me from anything potentially positive happening below his neck…Or shoulders, I guess it is now.

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      She looks happy, and they look very happy together. Can’t ask for more than that given recent events. Good on them.

    • nannypoo

      I wonder why any woman would look at him and smile. He looks ridiculous. Any man who would go to a salon and get foils in that silly hair needs help.

      • Fordzo

        He probably has someone come to his house for the foils. I can’t decide – does that make it more or less silly?

      • Fordzo

        Also, in that second photo, she looks like she’s laughing AT him, not WITH him. She also finds his hair silly.

      • PeaceBang

        I wonder if she and Nicole Kidman ever have secret coffee dates to sit around and laugh at their husbands’ silly foils.

    • fringebenefit

      Gee, I love her dress. The bodice is exquisite, and I don’t mind his hair too much. I like that he does his own thing.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      This is actually one of the better dresses that I’ve seen her in in a very long while. She looks pretty, and even the sheer cutout didn’t make my eye twitch.

      He… looks terrible. That hair needs to be washed AND cut. And are my eyes deceiving me, or are there sweat stains or something on his jacket? I will never be ok with the Jesus Pitt Superstar look.

    • http://www.facebook.com/aboutelle Ashleigh Boutelle

      I like Brads hair…you’re right, he’s less wrinkled…ALL OVER

    • bertkeeter

      Boring? It’s a shame that understated and sophisticated is considered boring…Good news is she doesn’t give a rats ass what we think! Good for HER!

    • http://viridianpostcard.blogspot.com/ viridian61

      I skipped looking at him to look at the handsome handler in the blue shirt and sunglasses in the background.

    • MzzPants

      I could live with…maybe even like…the Savior hair if he’d just put a goddamn suit on and shave that scuzzy rug.

    • Cz

      Well he is originally from Missouri, so it might be a case of taking the hair out of country, but never the country out of the hair.

      I think she looks lovely. I just remember seeing her in this super baggy dress a few months/weeks back and everyone said it was like Jesus clothes. It now makes sense. It was probably around the time she was wearing tube drains for her erstwhile breasts.

      I like how they look this time. Looks like mommy and daddy on a really fancy date night.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Just happen to see a picture of the two of them at the premiere in Paris (on Jezebel), and it looks like he’s wearing the EXACT. SAME. THING. (And she’s rocking a Saint Laurent pantsuit.)

    • l_c_ann

      I wish to bring to the kittens’ collective notice, Brad’s hot handler. Younger, wearing shades and a blue striped shirt (and a beginning beard). The dude makes his employer look seriously scruffy by comparison.

      • formerlyAnon

        Piffle. He can’t hold a candle to Ed, the late, lamented, Hot Ginger Handler. He looks like a lot of guys, with the unfortunate addition of having been caught scanning the crowd looking like he’s auditioning for a featured character part tentatively dubbed Action Man. (For my tastes, YMMV, of course.) ETA: Of course, this does not mean that his employer is not scruffier than he is. That, the main part of your point, stands. Sorry, the phrase “hot handler” just sent my visual memory back to HGH and triggered an outburst. Won’t happen again. (Today.) I promise.

    • gloriana232

      I think she looks really good … not just because of her recent troubles. She just looks good. The dress is not exciting, but it’s quite understated and sophisticated, and it has some great interest in the texture and lines. She looks fresh and elegant.

      Then there’s Mr. Jolie…

    • Melissa Brogan

      Eh, I don’t like his hair, but they both look pretty good. Maybe a bit safe, but nice.

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      she may not wear much jewelry, but i’ll never forget the emerald earrings she wore to an event awhile back, possibly the oscars. two inch long teardrops, unadorned, in such a bright green you could see them a block away.

      re: brad’s jesus hair, i think it’s more of an “i’m so stoned i can’t wash my hair” look.

      • eowyn_of_rohan

        Yes, that was the Oscars in 2009. Paired with a simple black Elie Saab gown and those earrings were amazing. Far outshone the dress.

    • kimiakay

      Sorry, this couple, and individually, are on my irrational list. Fashion-wise, she is just neutral for me. I’ve never found her beautiful. The male unit is borderline ugly to me. Even if he were immaculately clean and dressed his age and professional best he would only be a meh for me. If they were truly humble people they wouldn’t always be in the public eye and always talking about it. They would be anonymous, or nearly so.

    • Matt Bailer

      Um, what’s that thing that looks like a crusty white stain running down his crotch?

      • zenobar

        Please refer to my avatar for my exact reaction to that unfortunate design element.

      • Qitkat

        Horrors. Is that a lint encrusted velcro fly?

    • demidaemon

      His hair is gross and he needed a bit more effort in his outfit. Her head is beautiful and perfectly styled and her dress–for being a black dress–is actually pretty with some interesting details. Send the boy home, Ms. Jolie, for a shower and a wardrobe change. You can stay, however.

    • annrr

      Is it that dress or does she have insanely long arms?

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      I saw him on a magazine cover in a window recently (not sure which mag) and I thought he looked like David Spade’s older sleazier brother. And now I can’t unsee it.

      No coincidence that the movie I find him most attractive in is Fight Club, where he had SHORT hair. He does so much to conceal his nice bone structure with that long hair and the scraggly pube-beard.

      • OrigamiRose

        I think he’s looking perfect in A River Runs Through It, though admittedly, his outside perfection was meant to contrast his inner destruction.

      • filmcricket

        His run through Fight Club, Snatch, & Ocean’s 11 was the hottest he’s ever been. (Although I guess he looked pretty good in Mr & Mrs Smith, too). But yeah, short hair, not too pretty but not too scuzzy either; he’d developed some character to his face but didn’t look homeless. Sigh.

    • BrooklynBomber

      You found the perfect things to say. About both of them. The Kickstarter is hilarious.

      Also, she’s just inhumanly gorgeous, and I think that dress was an excellent choice.

    • Sunraya

      He is just so skeevy, I can’t even look at him! Yuk.

      She is her boring self.

    • JP

      I love that dress she’s wearing — it’s simple, but gorgeous, and the detail in the bodice is amazing.

      He, on the other hand, looks like he just came off his shift being a hipster douche at a Starbucks.

    • littlemissstrange

      The pics with him in the sunglasses… I can’t. *shakes head*

      Love her dress and it fits the venue well, I think. Although I’m not in love with the sheer part. Sheer panels around the middle always make even the thinnest of people look a little chunky. Her hair, I dunno… it’s alright from the front, kind of. Makeup is lovely. I like her without jewelry, who says women need to always wear jewelry?

    • Fordzo

      She’s looking more and more like Geena Davis everyday.

    • http://robot-heart.tumblr.com heartbot

      That’s the best she’s looked in a long time. I think she’s put on about 10 lbs., just enough to fill out her face again, and it looks fantastic on her.

      • littlemissstrange

        She does look a little more like her old kickass self. :)

    • jmorino08

      For me, Mr. Jolie wins here, hands down. His hair looks more glorious and full-bodied than hers does and he is working that salt and pepper goatee… even the Maverick sunglasses. No doubt, she is a stunningly beautiful woman, with or without big hair or boobs or even makeup for that matter. But she actually looks kind of limp by comparison here despite the fact that she has access to the very best and most fabulous gays. That dress even seems like a cop out. “Fine. Here’s a triangle of my midriff. Happy now?” Honey, just lay down. You just had major surgery and you’ve got people to handle all the heavy lifting. Snuggle up with your brood of babies and watch some Mary Poppins and Herbie the Lovebug marathons and let Brad pole dance all on his own.

    • quiltrx

      *Sigh* all I need is the hair to be clean, and him to keep the facial hair just like it is (or shave it off).

      “Legends of the Fall” Brad was my first true Brad love, so the hair will always give me that quickened pulse.
      (My second true Brad love is ‘Meet Joe Black’ Brad, and I think his face is getting too mature–and I don’t mean that in a bad way–to pull off that certain boyish innocence of that look. But please, no more full beard–unless you’re going ‘Kalifornia Brad’, and then we might work something out.)

      • Kimberlini

        Right! The only look I haven’t liked on Brad is the longer straggly beard – like that of a cousin of the Duck Dynasty clan.

    • Imasewsure

      Brad…no… Angie… color would have been nice but this dress actually has some shape so I like it on her…

    • akprincess72

      Her smile looks natural, that’s always a win.

    • PeaceBang

      Are we sure this isn’t a hologram? And that the real Brad and Angie weren’t hunkered down somewhere with the kids, eating circus peanuts and watching cartoons?

    • formerlyAnon

      We can pray he gets a string of roles requiring he shave his head. I’m willing to light several candles.

    • Mona_Visa

      Sometimes they bug, but they are still the perfect alpha couple. They were made for each other. Once they became an item it seemed rather obvious that the answer to Brad was always Angie and vice-versa.

      • Fordzo

        Brad is such a chameleon, though. He always mimics the woman he is with. Look back at how he looked and behaved when he dated Gwyneth Paltrow, Jen Aniston and now Angelina. I’ve always felt like he has identity issues and just borrows one from his current partner.

    • DuBey2

      Mostly they can do no wrong in my book. I’m always rooting for them to break the Hollywood mold and be together ”
      til death do us part”. Oh, and I guess to maybe actually get married.

      I am wondering if she’s now maybe going to be able to wear clothing that she was too ‘curvy’ (or too double-D) for bfore the surgery?

    • AmeliaEve

      Dear Brad,

      These are the last of your peak years. When you are old and haggard, you will look back at these photos and wish like anything that you’d made the most of your good looks while you had them. Instead, you have squandered them on raggedy hair and scraggly whiskers that take away your last chance to look really suave. Before you know it you won’t have a chance anymore, and you’ll be scrambling to retain some dignity in your appearance. You are making a big mistake!

      Your older and wrinklier friend,
      Amelia

    • ksb43

      I like the hair and I think he looks great. *shrug*

    • Judy_S

      Only messiahhood could justify that hair–but then I remember their adventures as a couple and after all I don’t mind.
      She looks lovely.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Oh, no, I was thinking Fabio. Definitely romance novel hair.

    • Jessica Freeman

      Aside from the sheer panel, I really like her dress. Brad, honey, the Jesus Christ Superstar schtick is way past it’s expiration date.

    • Cathy S

      I don’t mind his hair much here, although it still looks a little dirty. Maybe because the texture is so fine? Or maybe it’s dirty. What’s with his fly though? It looks like the zipper is showing. It’s weird. She looks pretty though.

    • siriuslover

      That CROTCH! Is that just an exposed zipper or does he have something weird on that lining? Fine, I’ll give you the pass on her, but he looks horrible in my eyes. And yes, that hillbilly hair–I’m expecting dueling banjos to start playing any minutes

    • mjude

      she looks beautiful. i still have a thing for long hair & he looks good to me (so sue me)

      • formerlyAnon

        I have a thing for long hair also, but for some reason his bugs me. Possibly because he is on my irrational permanent irritation list.

    • Puckndc

      Does he go out of his way to look bad?

    • Carol

      She looks effortlessly beautiful. He looks like he needs to take a bath and wash his hair.

    • Not applicable

      you know, if there is ANY bonus for having a double mastectomy it’s gotta be that thanks to the ‘reconstruction’ you can go bra-less post babies & way into ur 40s. Bless her.

    • Beardslee

      I like the way she dresses. I like how understated she is. Simplicity and good taste are rare commodities in the world of celebrity dressing.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      I think they both look fantastic – her more than him, but he still does it for me, yeah. Love the hair, I can’t help myself. And she’s gorgeous – that is not the look of a woman who just had radical surgery. I’d still be curled up on the sofa.

    • Kate4queen

      ‘cough cough’ as a romance writer, Fabio hair on romance novels pretty much went out with Fabio in the 80′s, we’re all about the man titty now.
      As to Brad, I still love him regardless and Angelina is smiling in these pics and that makes me happy.

    • Tuneful54

      This is the best she’s looked in a long time, like she’s had a square meal or two recently and is not above using a little lip color (the supersize chap-o-rama usually freaks me out). As for JD (his character in Thelma and Louise), as with aging frat boys, aging hippie shticks (especially on top of designer hair, clothes, and accessories) are off-putting and even pathetic.

    • Melanie

      Look, Brad has never been hotter than as Tristan Ludlow in Legends of the Fall, but Tristan’s hair on 50-year-old Brad is no longer a good thing.

    • Chris

      He just looks awful. There are no two ways about it. He’s been nattering on about how he used to just sit around and smoke pot on the couch all day. If those days are over you could have fooled me. Hers is standard Angelina red carpet wear, attractive but nothing new or earth shattering.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1180174329 Elizabeth Phillips

      Saint Angelina of Siena… If she does end up with cancer, she won’t have anything to fight it with.

    • Belvane

      Brad has been battling the Most Beautiful Man on Earth title for years by uglifying himself as much as possible. A losing battle, overall.

    • lalahartma

      Jesus and skeletor

    • Loola234

      He was so hot in Moneyball – why can’t he rock that look always??

    • julnyes

      I think the dress is an improvement over her togas and caftans and has some nice detailing in the bust (too bad about the dust on the bottom). Her hair and makeup are lovely. Brad looks fine, but the hair needs some styling (and cutting).

      On another tangent – though zombie movies really terrify me I think I’ll make an exception and see this one because the clips I’ve seen of it look quite good.

    • http://thatswhatthemoneyisfor.wordpress.com/ lizlemonglasses

      Does Brad know that Angelina is cheating on him with Jeff Bridges?

    • Rebecca Jay

      I hate him. But I don’t hate his hair today.

    • Graig Fravel

      “Legends Of The Fall,” Brad is back, it looks like.

    • Darva Sutra

      I’m getting “greasy Anniston” off his hair. Eww. Love the Jesus Pitt Superstar tag!

    • decibell

      JESUS PITT SUPERSTAR

      I love you guys.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      Well he IS from Oklahoma.