Jesse Metcalfe in West Hollywood

Posted on June 07, 2013

BREAKING: A Jesse Metcalfe collectible figurine was seen wandering the streets of West Hollywood.


‘Dallas’ star Jesse Metcalfe heads to lunch at Toast in West Hollywood, California.


Wait. No, that’s the real thing. Sorry.


[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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    • annabelle archer

      There it is. Sigh. I feels so much better now.

    • Mismarker

      To quote Kip Dynamite: “That’s what I’m talking about.”

    • Diego!

      OMG…. This is leveling up the #SausageFriday He is quite beefy right now, isn’t he?

      • MilaXX

        you say that like it’s a bad thing.

        • Diego!

          hahaha not at all! 😉 If not, then why would I mentioned this post was leveling up #SausageFriday ?? 😛

          • MilaXX

            Just messing with you.

        • Derek_anny

          Beef. It’s what’s After dinner.

    • Not applicable

      it’s funny how in this case, the glasses actually make him look dumb instead of smart. bless.

      • foodycatAlicia

        I love your avatar.

        • julnyes

          I would be terrified of having Mr. Fry as my avatar. I would have this overwhelming need to b erudite at all times. My avatar is my cat, my very stupid cat.

          • foodycatAlicia

            My cat out-thinks me constantly. Having her as my avatar would be too much pressure!

            • Not applicable

              i agree- my cat is in the corner as I type- plotting my death.

            • julnyes

              Oh I’ve had smart cats before (my darling first cat Muffin was brilliant and pretty and the BEST CAT EVAH) and though I adore Mischa (sometimes called Mr. Fur Pants) he is an idiot.

          • Not applicable

            lolol… i just like his dandy velvet jacket and the stripes….and as always that smug, yet funny, yet superior look of his… :)

        • Not applicable

          thanks! :) he cracks me up.

    • Patricia Gillett

      Yeah I know he’s on the street and running errands, whatevs but he took the time to strap on a watch that cost more than my car. so he could have taken the time to trim the neck-beard.

    • gabbilevy

      Now there’s a line of figurines I could invest in!

      • StellaZafella

        Where do I place my order? It IS life-size…right?

        • mjude

          just add water

        • gabbilevy

          I would assume so.

        • Heather

          Is it anatomically correct?

    • aeb1986

      Man, do i LOVE sausage Fridays

    • EdithP


    • Jacob Marek

      oh good god, that man is gorgeous.

    • MilaXX


    • jmorino08

      If I still had a locker, this picture would definitely be hanging in it. Le sigh…

    • curiouserandcuriousest

      I love Sausage Friday. That is all.

    • snarkykitten

      Hipster glasses & neckbeard. I don’t get it.

      • Patricia Gillett

        Thank you! I don’t get it either.

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros

      His tatoo is badass!!! He looks very sexy!

      • MaggieMae

        Showing my age…

        I HATE his tattoo! But, he looks very sexy otherwise!

      • Agatha Guilluame

        Me: Your tattoo-
        Jesse: (cutting me off) What can I say, I wear my heart on my sleeve. Literally. Get it? Get it?
        Me: Yeah I see what you did there.
        Jesse: I know awesome right.
        Me: On such a nice arm too.
        Jesse: (flexing a bit) I know right.
        Me: (nodding earnestly)
        [He pauses and really looks at me for the first time. Impressed by our mutual admiration of him]
        Me: Can I lick it?
        Jesse: (flexing even harder) Yeah.

        Of course I wouldn’t do it. It would just be an exercise to prove how self absorbed and clueless he clearly is, I can tell from that tiny little pocket.

        • Monzerrat Ontiveros

          smizing all the way…

        • demidaemon

          THIS. IS. AWESOME!

      • Faerie Nuff

        I love that it’s an anatomical heart, rather than the kind you normally see. It’s cheeky. It could totally use a “Mom” banner around it, though.

    • ashtangajunkie

      That’s a good amount of shoulder to start a Friday.

    • Kiltdntiltd

      Ermagerd, Jesse!
      I will take one of the real one’s or one of the collectables if they really look this good.

    • In_Stitches

      I think he took the phrase, “wear your heart on your sleeve”, a little too literally.

    • foodycatAlicia

      Is it bad that I want him to hook up with Zachary Quinto?

      • Kiltdntiltd

        That is a little bit of video I would want to see.

      • formerlyAnon

        What an image. Neither of ’em do it for me, but the idea is kind of . . . epic. Clash of Titans. Or maybe not so much “clash” as . . . um . . .

        *shakes self*

        Back to work.

        • foodycatAlicia

          They are way too young for me and I am not really that much of a voyeur, but they would look very nice together!

    • Janet B

      Clearly a man who cares about his image.

    • Leah Elzinga

      I’m pretty sure Jesse’s boobs are nicer than mine.

    • majorbedhead

      Ooomph. I don’t know who he is, but I have the sudden urge for a hug from him. A long, snuggly hug, complete with head resting on his chest.

      • Frank_821

        He was on the first season of Desperate Housewives as a boytoy. He’s currently on Dallas

        • majorbedhead

          Ah. I’ve never seen either of those shows.

        • TropiCarla

          Long before that he was on the (RIDICULOUS) soap opera, Passions. He is certainly maturing well.

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      Blimey – I was all of a wotsit there for a moment because I thought it was Zachary Levi. *fans self*

      You know if you fellows ever felt like adding a little Zack Levi to the Sausage Friday mix I’m sure there would be some Chuck fangurls out there who’d be really happy…?

      *big, cheesy, persuasive grin*

    • deathandthestrawberry

      I love the new Dallas, but he is the worst part of the show. He is just laughably bad. I keep hoping for some sort of plot twist/industrial accident that requires him to need plastic surgery and he gets recast.

      That said, he’s pulling off that scruffy beard.

    • jackiecoh

      Man knows how to wear a t-shirt.

    • formerlyAnon

      I can see how you might have been confused. (Nice tat.)

    • shopgirl716

      Can’t get behind a neck beard. Just can’t.

    • Cameron Turner

      Good heavenly sweet baby Jesus….

    • Vitantonio Bino D’Ambrosio

      I’d settle for that figurine…

    • WendyD

      I’d rather have a Chris Pine and a Zachary Quinto.

      • In_Stitches

        He’s kind of aping Chris Pine’s nerdy aesthetic here, no? …maybe it’s just the glasses.

    • marlie

      I’m not even a Jesse Metcalf fan, but this and the Wheadon-guys is a VERY nice way to start off Sausage Friday.

    • hughman

      For such a big boy, he’s got an awfully teeny shirt pocket. NOT THAT THAT MEANS ANYTHING.

      • decormaven

        Really! It’s about big enough to sport a little Polly Pockets version of himself.

      • sleah_in_norcal

        it just looks small compared to the rest of him.

    • stubbornthoughts

      I’d like to bump my figurine and his figurine together.

    • filmcricket

      Oof. Beefy guys aren’t usually my thing (Hugh Jackman excepted) but I am a sucker for a man with thick dark hair and glasses. I dig the beard, too; keeps him from looking too pretty, although I agree with the others that said shaving his neck would have been a good move.

    • barbarienne

      Normally I don’t mind the neckbeard, but suddenly I see what you all are often bitching about.

      So I will keep my eyes a couple of inches lower than that, which isn’t difficult at all.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      He’s cute…but why is the pocket on that tee shirt so tiny?

      • XPT

        I bet it’s normal size, just looks tiny against his huge, meaty body.


      That tattoo is so weird, it makes the rest of his arm look dirty.

    • sleah_in_norcal

      does the figurine come with a neck beard? yuck.

    • TSkot

      Damn, he looks good.

    • crash1212

      Now THIS is more like it. I <3 Sausage Friday.

    • heather adair

      what a teeny, tiny, miniature little…….pocket on that t-shirt. I got nothin’ otherwise — this guy is sexy-neutral to me.

    • Raymond Dnomyar


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    • NOLA_gal

      Holy crap. Who the hell is this guy? I’ll take one, please.

    • Shawn EH

      I would like a departing shot, too. Nice boots.

    • oatmealpie

      That boy wears his heart on his sleeve.

    • Gaby

      The pictures I’ve seen of him (on a google search to try to remember who he is) his brows always seem overdone, so it’s refreshing and sexy to see him scruffy. I like a little scruff on my men. YUM.

    • BookishBren

      So cute. And I love NuDallas.

    • Jaime

      The glasses. ugh. Just say no to heavy hipster frames!

    • stephbellard

      Does this figurine come with man-tits or are those sold separately?

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      Is that other guy walking around with a GUN? The guy in the pink shirt? What is that?