Jesse Metcalfe in West Hollywood

Posted on June 07, 2013

BREAKING: A Jesse Metcalfe collectible figurine was seen wandering the streets of West Hollywood.


‘Dallas’ star Jesse Metcalfe heads to lunch at Toast in West Hollywood, California.


Wait. No, that’s the real thing. Sorry.


[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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  • There it is. Sigh. I feels so much better now.

  • Mismarker

    To quote Kip Dynamite: “That’s what I’m talking about.”

  • Diego!

    OMG…. This is leveling up the #SausageFriday He is quite beefy right now, isn’t he?

    • MilaXX

      you say that like it’s a bad thing.

      • Diego!

        hahaha not at all! πŸ˜‰ If not, then why would I mentioned this post was leveling up #SausageFriday ?? πŸ˜›

        • MilaXX

          Just messing with you.

      • Derek_anny

        Beef. It’s what’s After dinner.

  • Not applicable

    it’s funny how in this case, the glasses actually make him look dumb instead of smart. bless.

    • I love your avatar.

      • julnyes

        I would be terrified of having Mr. Fry as my avatar. I would have this overwhelming need to b erudite at all times. My avatar is my cat, my very stupid cat.

        • My cat out-thinks me constantly. Having her as my avatar would be too much pressure!

          • Not applicable

            i agree- my cat is in the corner as I type- plotting my death.

          • julnyes

            Oh I’ve had smart cats before (my darling first cat Muffin was brilliant and pretty and the BEST CAT EVAH) and though I adore Mischa (sometimes called Mr. Fur Pants) he is an idiot.

        • Not applicable

          lolol… i just like his dandy velvet jacket and the stripes….and as always that smug, yet funny, yet superior look of his… πŸ™‚

      • Not applicable

        thanks! πŸ™‚ he cracks me up.

  • Patricia Gillett

    Yeah I know he’s on the street and running errands, whatevs but he took the time to strap on a watch that cost more than my car. so he could have taken the time to trim the neck-beard.

  • gabbilevy

    Now there’s a line of figurines I could invest in!

    • StellaZafella

      Where do I place my order? It IS life-size…right?

      • mjude

        just add water

      • gabbilevy

        I would assume so.

      • Heather

        Is it anatomically correct?

  • aeb1986

    Man, do i LOVE sausage Fridays

  • EdithP


  • Jacob Marek

    oh good god, that man is gorgeous.

  • MilaXX


  • jmorino08

    If I still had a locker, this picture would definitely be hanging in it. Le sigh…

  • curiouserandcuriousest

    I love Sausage Friday. That is all.

  • snarkykitten

    Hipster glasses & neckbeard. I don’t get it.

    • Patricia Gillett

      Thank you! I don’t get it either.

  • Monzerrat Ontiveros

    His tatoo is badass!!! He looks very sexy!

    • MaggieMae

      Showing my age…

      I HATE his tattoo! But, he looks very sexy otherwise!

    • Agatha Guilluame

      Me: Your tattoo-
      Jesse: (cutting me off) What can I say, I wear my heart on my sleeve. Literally. Get it? Get it?
      Me: Yeah I see what you did there.
      Jesse: I know awesome right.
      Me: On such a nice arm too.
      Jesse: (flexing a bit) I know right.
      Me: (nodding earnestly)
      [He pauses and really looks at me for the first time. Impressed by our mutual admiration of him]
      Me: Can I lick it?
      Jesse: (flexing even harder) Yeah.

      Of course I wouldn’t do it. It would just be an exercise to prove how self absorbed and clueless he clearly is, I can tell from that tiny little pocket.

      • Monzerrat Ontiveros

        smizing all the way…

      • demidaemon

        THIS. IS. AWESOME!

    • Faerie Nuff

      I love that it’s an anatomical heart, rather than the kind you normally see. It’s cheeky. It could totally use a “Mom” banner around it, though.

  • ashtangajunkie

    That’s a good amount of shoulder to start a Friday.

  • Ermagerd, Jesse!
    I will take one of the real one’s or one of the collectables if they really look this good.

  • In_Stitches

    I think he took the phrase, “wear your heart on your sleeve”, a little too literally.

  • Is it bad that I want him to hook up with Zachary Quinto?

    • That is a little bit of video I would want to see.

    • formerlyAnon

      What an image. Neither of ’em do it for me, but the idea is kind of . . . epic. Clash of Titans. Or maybe not so much “clash” as . . . um . . .

      *shakes self*

      Back to work.

      • They are way too young for me and I am not really that much of a voyeur, but they would look very nice together!

  • Janet B

    Clearly a man who cares about his image.

  • Leah Elzinga

    I’m pretty sure Jesse’s boobs are nicer than mine.

  • majorbedhead

    Ooomph. I don’t know who he is, but I have the sudden urge for a hug from him. A long, snuggly hug, complete with head resting on his chest.

    • Frank_821

      He was on the first season of Desperate Housewives as a boytoy. He’s currently on Dallas

      • majorbedhead

        Ah. I’ve never seen either of those shows.

      • TropiCarla

        Long before that he was on the (RIDICULOUS) soap opera, Passions. He is certainly maturing well.

  • Eclectic Mayhem

    Blimey – I was all of a wotsit there for a moment because I thought it was Zachary Levi. *fans self*

    You know if you fellows ever felt like adding a little Zack Levi to the Sausage Friday mix I’m sure there would be some Chuck fangurls out there who’d be really happy…?

    *big, cheesy, persuasive grin*

  • deathandthestrawberry

    I love the new Dallas, but he is the worst part of the show. He is just laughably bad. I keep hoping for some sort of plot twist/industrial accident that requires him to need plastic surgery and he gets recast.

    That said, he’s pulling off that scruffy beard.

  • jackiecoh

    Man knows how to wear a t-shirt.

  • formerlyAnon

    I can see how you might have been confused. (Nice tat.)

  • shopgirl716

    Can’t get behind a neck beard. Just can’t.

  • Cameron Turner

    Good heavenly sweet baby Jesus….

  • I’d settle for that figurine…

  • WendyD

    I’d rather have a Chris Pine and a Zachary Quinto.

    • In_Stitches

      He’s kind of aping Chris Pine’s nerdy aesthetic here, no? …maybe it’s just the glasses.

  • marlie

    I’m not even a Jesse Metcalf fan, but this and the Wheadon-guys is a VERY nice way to start off Sausage Friday.

  • hughman

    For such a big boy, he’s got an awfully teeny shirt pocket. NOT THAT THAT MEANS ANYTHING.

    • decormaven

      Really! It’s about big enough to sport a little Polly Pockets version of himself.

    • it just looks small compared to the rest of him.

  • stubbornthoughts

    I’d like to bump my figurine and his figurine together.

  • filmcricket

    Oof. Beefy guys aren’t usually my thing (Hugh Jackman excepted) but I am a sucker for a man with thick dark hair and glasses. I dig the beard, too; keeps him from looking too pretty, although I agree with the others that said shaving his neck would have been a good move.

  • barbarienne

    Normally I don’t mind the neckbeard, but suddenly I see what you all are often bitching about.

    So I will keep my eyes a couple of inches lower than that, which isn’t difficult at all.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    He’s cute…but why is the pocket on that tee shirt so tiny?

    • XPT

      I bet it’s normal size, just looks tiny against his huge, meaty body.


    That tattoo is so weird, it makes the rest of his arm look dirty.

  • does the figurine come with a neck beard? yuck.

  • TSkot

    Damn, he looks good.

  • crash1212

    Now THIS is more like it. I <3 Sausage Friday.

  • what a teeny, tiny, miniature little…….pocket on that t-shirt. I got nothin’ otherwise — this guy is sexy-neutral to me.

  • Ew.

  • Lord.

  • NOLA_gal

    Holy crap. Who the hell is this guy? I’ll take one, please.

  • I would like a departing shot, too. Nice boots.

  • oatmealpie

    That boy wears his heart on his sleeve.

  • The pictures I’ve seen of him (on a google search to try to remember who he is) his brows always seem overdone, so it’s refreshing and sexy to see him scruffy. I like a little scruff on my men. YUM.

  • BookishBren

    So cute. And I love NuDallas.

  • Jaime

    The glasses. ugh. Just say no to heavy hipster frames!

  • stephbellard

    Does this figurine come with man-tits or are those sold separately?

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    Is that other guy walking around with a GUN? The guy in the pink shirt? What is that?